Worf Vs Teal'c Vs Ka Dargo Vs Chewbacca

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June 8th, 2009 at 1:46 am -

So here we have a grudge match between warrior races to earn bragging rights. For this scenario, the combatants are aware of each others skills, abilities and tendencies (they are all fighters, after all!).

Given that, who would win the match?

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Locutus
June 8, 2009
#1

What type of weaponry are they using? Melee only?
L-W
June 8, 2009
#2

“It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee.”
- Han Solo
Matapiojo
June 8, 2009
#3

LOLz

I did NOT expect this one to be made, much less with the images I provided. I don’t think there will be too many pilers familiar with these four, but they are all pretty uber in their own right.

They all hail from warrior societies in their respective universes. Each one of these individuals has gained considerable renown with their people due to their fighting skill and revolutionary actions.

There is very little introduction needed for the Lt. Commander of the United Federation of Planets (Star Trek), Worf, son of Mogh. With one of his Klingon Trophy weapon in hand, the Bat’leth, Worf is at a distinct disadvantage in the battle as all other oponents have ranged weapons. Don’t get me wrong, the man is epic, but he is squaring off against equally imposing and skilled oponents.

Former First Prime of the Goa’uld System Lord, Apophis, Teal’c has gained an impossing status amongst his people as both a savior and a traitor. As a member of SG-1 (Stargate), he was at the forefront of freeing his Jaffa brethren from the physical and mental slavery by the false gods. He also pwns most everybody else in combat, even enhanced beings such as the actual Goa’uld. His favored Goa’uld Staff Weapon is devastating at range, and Teal’c is quite formidable with it in close combat.

Like I said, epic.

Then we have the Luxan, Ka D’argo. A man that was so fierce that he had to have chains surgically implanted onto his collar bones to keep him properly restrained while he was incarcerated by the Peacekeepers (Farscape). Not only is his Qualta Blade/Qualta Rifle uber, but he is the only fighter that has an alternate physical attack with his lashing tongue that has a paralizing adaptive venom, making him the most dangerous oponent out of the four aliens in this fight.

And lastly we have the most famos of the four. Chewbacca has been legendary for many decades in our history, but he roamed the SW galaxy for many decades before then. The Wookie is arguably the strongest of the four, this is in no small part due to Solo’s warning about Chewie’s ability to rip a man’s arms from their sockets if angered. While his strength makes him formidable, he still lacks a close combat weapon. However, his powerful Bowcaster is capable of keeping all other at range regardless.

Because I didnt think it would be put up, I neglected to make specific mention of their weapons and scenario, but you can see them clearly in their pics above. I for one favor Teal’c, but D’Argo has a nasti tongue attack in addition to his epic weapon. My bet is on one of those two, but I am undecided as to who will come out on top.
L-W
June 8, 2009
#4

Decades? Try centuries.

Chewbacca was two hundred years old as of his premature death, he was the Wookie equivalent of a young adult. Also his eight inch razor sharp claws somewhat make up for his lack of close combat weapons.
Matapiojo
June 8, 2009
#5

Well, I was hoping the phrase “many decades” would be ambiguous enough to convey his long life.

Teal’c himself is around 140ish years old. I don’t think age matters much in this particular fight.
L-W
June 8, 2009
#6

Unless you want to place bets on who would break their hips first.
Dracosphinx
June 8, 2009
#7

to be honest, all but one look like big hairy men
Matapiojo
June 8, 2009
#8

This fight could also be looked at -who is the better sci-fi sidekick-!?

Worf – Cpt, Piccard
Teal’c – Col. Jack O’Neil
D’Argo – John Crichton
Chewie – Han Solo
Battra Boy
June 8, 2009
#9

I’m leaning towars Teal’c here. Being a Stargate fan, I know how badass he can be in close combat. The only person I know that could give Teal’c a run for his money in close comat from the Stargate universe i probably Ronan from Stargate: Atlantis.
Matapiojo
June 8, 2009
#10

“The only person I know that could give Teal’c a run for his money in close comat from the Stargate universe i probably Ronan from Stargate: Atlantis.”

We were left hanging severely in the final Atlantis season when they faced off (forgot the name of the episode):
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2008/02/ronon-tealc.jpg
PaPPa JUDAS
June 8, 2009
#11

Ka Dargo is deadly with his quarter blade which is both a sword and a blaster rifle however the first wound he recives would turn his blood black and toxic to him he would have to beat the wound till it ran clear unless the toxins in his blood incapasitated him first so he would not be my first bet

Cewbacca has his bowcaster and is probably the strongest of the group and is capable of ripping arms from their sockets but just going from what I have seen the skill seems to belong to the other combatants

Warf and Teal’c seem to me the favorites in the match

I lean more towards Teal’c because the staff weapon like the quarter blade is both mele and ranged fire weapon that and the snake in his stomach would help heal him and keep him going

Warf would be the most likley to match Teal’c in cqb with the batleth for ranged combat he would be able to vaporise people with the phaser or a disruptor however he would have to switch weapons between ranged and close combat and the time spent swapping weapons in this battle could be the difference between life and death
Pondering Fool
June 8, 2009
#12

Chewie does have alot of experiences being (as L-W said) around 200 years old….till the yuzhong vong dropped a moon on him…..

I will probably wait for more info till i decide, but the fan boy in me wants to hail Chewie as the winner….must control fanaticism….

- pondering fool
chewie6000
June 8, 2009
#13

Hey my name says who im siding with, though I will wait for a bit to get more info on other combatants.
Thepocalypse
June 8, 2009
#14

Chewbacca calls in Lumpy and it’s all over.
Skrunks
June 8, 2009
#15

My vote’s for Teal’c. Chewie may be Stronger, but few can mach Teal’cs endurance. He has a tremendous pain threshold and even amputating one of his arms probably wouldn’t be enough to stop him completely. Not to mention, his Staff weapon does a similar amount of damage to a Star Wars Blaster with a direct hit, and he defiantly knows how to use that sucker.

A question needs to be asked though, is he at his prime or later in the series? At his strongest he had armor plating that even .50 Caliber machine guns couldn’t pierce (In fact, he simply walked through the bullets as if nothing happened). His Symbiote healed him from injuries that would call any other mamilian, but also gave him a weakness. Later on, he no longer uses the Jaffa armor and he no longer has the symbiote. So which version should we use?
flyboy51
June 8, 2009
#16

I believe that Teal’c has the ability to adapt to situations better than that of his foes in this battle…so that should give him a very distinct advantage.
Matapiojo
June 9, 2009
#17

“A question needs to be asked though, is he at his prime or later in the series?”

That will be a bit harder to establish. I would say that he is at the “latest” stage. This Teal’c fought Ronan with no obvious disadvantages despite no longer having a simbiote in his gut.

Quite a formidable oponent still, even without the Goa’uld or the Jaffa armor.
Captain Epic
June 13, 2009
#18

To Thepocalypse:

Lumpy?

I like Worf and Chewbacca in this. But I don’t know much about the others.
Syrtees
June 14, 2009
#19

og didn’t expect this, honestly there is no technicality in this so i couldn’t guess who would win.
shaun182
July 28, 2009
#20

i think worf will win this simply by letting others duke it out and then take out the winner
hytekchaos
August 29, 2009
#21

i think at you all need to get a grip on life and stopping being DORKS over something that is GAY!!!!!
Dave
September 28, 2009
#22

@ Battra boy – Teal’c would own the arse off of Ronan! Ronan is pretty big and can fight, but he got his arse absolutely handed to him by that big wraith bloke at some point (i have no idea what episode). Teal’c too would have lost that one in terms of hand to hand fighting, because lets face it the Wraith are badass, but he would have had a better go at it. Teal’c has single handedly taken out Goa’uld encampments, suffering only minor injuries or none at all. He’s fucking awesome.

Teal’c FTW in this one.
Dragon 1
April 30, 2010
#23

one hytek chaos shut up two contrary to this statement
“i think worf will win this simply by letting others duke it out and then take out the winner” worf would never do that it would dishonor him as a warrior and keep him from reaching stovakor if im not mistaken also teal’c still maintains his heightened strength after losing his symbiote worf would go balls out i think he would charge and get taken out by ka dargo chewie would get killed by teal’c or dargo then it would probably turn into a fire fight dargo gets grazed poison sets in tealc takes advantage and kills him
Dragon 1
April 30, 2010
#24

tealc is only around 102 years old not 140 bratak is 130
Matapiojo
May 19, 2010
#25

“tealc is only around 102 years old not 140 bratak is 130″

Nope. Teal’c is actually around 156-ish. I said 140 before to keep it moderate.

See, he stated in season 3 or 4 (forgot) that he was 101 years old. Then in season 10 he got caught with the rest of his team in a time flux that aged him around 50 years. The rest of the team got reverted back to their base age, but Teal’c sacrificed his youth to help them do so.

So if you know anything about math, that is 101 + 50 = 151. Add to that the fact that each season is counted to be a year’s time in terms of continuity, and thats 5 1/2 – 6 years to sum into that final figure (Seasons 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 as the episode in question was the series finale).

Soooo, yea. 156-157 years of age for the epic Jaffa as of the end of SG1, and a couple years more onto that (2 or 3, not sure about this one) as of his appereance on Stargate: Atlantis. Meaning he is a lot closer to 160 than any other number posted before.
Eric Gigliotti
June 9, 2010
#26

Here are some vids of teal’c. i too believe he is the superior warrior. Him and Chewie have the experience. Him and Chewie have the long range, though im giving the winner of that to Chewie because Chewie can fire faster. Close combat, they are all good, but Teal’c has taken severe beatings before, beatings that should have killed him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxgpYP2RHkM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kFtLZqZDts
This shows Teal’c's awesome fighting ability, along with the destructive power of the staff weapon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiQbhXa051E
This shows the true character of Teal’c. This is the best vid that showcases his abilities: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB1lf4cn004
For shits and giggles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9HeShH8OBg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMfzfMpkTJ4
Catja
August 6, 2010
#27

Being familiar with all of the characters, I’d have to go with Ka D’Argo. No contest. Keep in mind though, we are pitting a character from a show with comedic overtones (Farscape) against a vastly more serious show (Stargate). The Teal’c fight scenes are bound to be more fierce/dramatic, wheres Dargo will more than likely crack a joke before the battle’s over.
Catja
August 6, 2010
#28

Oh, right, I didn’t mention the other two. I’ve never thought of Chebacca as a fierce warrior. Definitely not a strategist. Although intelligent and proud, Worf is probably the weakest of the four.
NemoVonUtopia
August 12, 2010
#29

If it is close range then Dargo has an edge because he has a sword..

I think Worf would have an edge long range because phasers are excellent against unarmored opponents which seems to be everyone except for maybe Teal’c.
ts1279
August 19, 2010
#30

Jaffa Teal’c could recover from nearly any wound, but without his symbiote, Teal’c is just a well trained, drug-addicted man with an aritifically lengthened lifespan. His staff/blaster has been shown to be horribly innacurate at range, he often carries a European made Stargate standard issue FN P90 bullpup submachine gun to compensate.

Worf has redundant hearts, an extra set of eyelids, an extra heart, and extra set of lungs, and an extra testicle. He heals faster than a human, and is stronger as well. His skull is roughly twice as thick as a humans and has a set of ridges that deflect blows away from the brain. He is trained in human and Klingon martial arts. In these pics he only has a melee weapon in the bat’leth, but he also keeps a starfleet issue phaser nearby, as well as the smaller Klingon mek’leth short sword. He won the bat’leth tournament as Forcus III, marking him one of the best swordmen in the entire Klingon Empire. The starfleet phaser can kill most unarmored targets in a single shot, and will inflict severe burns if not set to the lowest setting. It also features widebeam settings that can clear a whole room and an autotargeting computer.

Dargo is a wild card. He’s got a sword that turns into a gun, and the poisoned tongue that he can also use to grapple. He can survive exposure to a vacuum for a day or more, and he’s stronger than a human, but how he matches up to Word is unknown. But his exposed tentacles are extremely sensitive to pain, and his weird black blood clotting thing will make him hide and sit the rest of the match out if he even gets nicked. Not to mention, he’s already dead from a spear in the gut.

Chewie’s bowcaster is probably the most effective weapon in the bunch at extreme range, but is limited to only six shots before a reload. He’s extremely strong, probably the strongest of the four. Wookiees also have retractable claws and extreme upper body strength for climbing trees. However, wookiee society forbids the use of their claws in combat. So… he’s got a six shot energy crossbow. Oh… and he’s already dead from having a moon dropped on him.

Worf walks away with it.
Belisaurius
August 19, 2010
#31

I think chewie will hang back and let the others duke it out, then pounce the winner.

Wookies don’t have a warrior based culture. He’s not honor-bound to jump into a fight.
Eric Gigliotti
August 19, 2010
#32

@ts1279

I would like to pick apart your statement… but I’ve gotta get back to work here soon and I doubt I can finish in less than 10 minutes. But later…