Just visualizing this in game play is funny enough and the entire reason why this got posted. The bumbling Grunts would probably spend more time accidentally slicing off other Grunt appendages while trying to attack. I’d prolly spend more time watching that occur than anything else.
Would they pose any real threat?
Could they become the new “Elites?”
What other outcomes would reveal themselves?
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May 21, 2009
#1
they would finally kill me with something other than a synchronized grenade toss when I have the catch skull on.
May 21, 2009
#2
It’s recommended that only Force-Sensitives or those that demonstrate incredible skill and confidence along with a masterful dexterity of bladed weapons should ever use a lightsaber.
A Grunt possesses none of these attributes. Stocky, clumsy, lethargic and prone to acts of cowardice, the average Grunt is more likely to decapitate himself than harm an opponent.
May 21, 2009
#3
Hilarious self-dismemberment would quickly ensue.
May 21, 2009
#4
they will turn it on and stab themselves
May 21, 2009
#5
they would not use it in a good way
May 21, 2009
#6
mc will kill them then get it
May 21, 2009
#7
They’d be less adept with lightsabers than they are with plasmas, and they can barely handle those without blowing themselves to kingdom come.
May 21, 2009
#8
The grunts would be dead before you get to them.
May 21, 2009
#9
This is like giving a baby a grenade…
May 21, 2009
#10
This is counter-productive given that the sabers do not have a “point this end towards the enemy before activating” label.
May 21, 2009
#11
I’m assuming if they have lightsabers they are jedi or seith. Either way that would be funny and awesome. Let me get george lucas on the line!
May 21, 2009
#12
I can just imagine walking through the levels and seeing lots of body parts all over the place and also lots of shiny sticks (oooooohhh….. soooooooooo shiny)
May 21, 2009
#13
Pffttttthhhaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!! I can see it now…….
Jiralhanae Chieftain: What the hell is this? A box full of metal sticks? Give it to the Ungoy.
Ungoy: What’s this? *tseerr* HOLY **** (cue dead brutes, grunts, humans, flood, elites, hunters, etc.)
Lol, Jedi Grunts……..May the Methane Be With You…… =)
May 21, 2009
#14
They would still run away saying,” Aghhhhhh!! It’s the Demon! Run away!!”
May 21, 2009
#15
Does anyone else smell burnt grunt or is it just me?
May 21, 2009
#16
*sniffs* I don’t smell anything other than chicken. Ohh….wait. Grunts are not only chickens in combat but….they smell like chicken when cooked? Someone eat Grunt meat. Does it taste like chicken?
May 21, 2009
#17
It wouldn’t be like giving a baby a grenade, it would be like giving a baby who has unlimted grenades a lightsaber
May 21, 2009
#18
No, it’d be like giving a baby a freakin’ Cruiser.
May 22, 2009
#19
maybe they would not know how to turn it on
May 22, 2009
#20
It would be like putting a plastic bag over a baby’s head with its hands tied behind its back while also being locked in a box filled with several poisonous snakes (cobra, rattle snake, cottonmouth) who have grenades strapped to their bodies…oh and all of this is happening while the box is being thrown from an airplane over a volcano
May 22, 2009
#21
“Does anyone else smell burnt grunt or is it just me?”
These would smell like hot farts.
True story.
May 22, 2009
#22
Methane reference. Love it.
I can’t imagine the Grunts would emit a pleasant odor due to the fact that they seem to be composed of a hemocyanin based protein; imagine the smell of burnt kidney and shellfish combined.
No wonder they are frequently segregated.
May 22, 2009
#23
“Methane reference. Love it.”
Lmao, thanks. I wonder what the Sith Grunts would say……
May 22, 2009
#24
Don’t underestimate the power of the beans – Darth Grunt
May 23, 2009
#25
WHAT its bad enough grunts suicide bomb you and have unlimited grenades but now they have lightsabers this is gonna be worse than then when I downloaded the halo ce mod where grunts have energy swords(has a family guy moment).
master chief: are those grunts actually running torward me with swords?…ah sh**
grunts: mug the daemon
May 23, 2009
#26
@ Dracosphinx haha you gave me a new darth name for kotor, it would be cool if this was actually in the game, an elites push a grunt around and the elite would know about it mwahahahahahaha :@
May 23, 2009
#27
@Darth nihlus#1, mebe it could be Darth Gruntilus?
May 24, 2009
#28
Darth Grunter
Darth Gruntious
Darth Stargrunt
Darth Grunt
Darth Gruntilus
Darth Gruntan
Master Gruntoda
Master Obi Wan Gruntinobi
Master Mace Gruntdu
Master Luke Gruntwalker
(goes on for hours)
May 26, 2009
#29
After seeing countless grunts dead seemingly from their own hands, the Prophets will wonder if this is some new technique of the UNSC to sabatoge them within, with little flashlights of death…..
May 26, 2009
#30
Lmao, awesome Pondering Fool. Just awesome. =)
May 29, 2009
#31
haha bunch of new names though those names are proply already taken by the other grunts, but this would be funny to see, you should also do if they had the force, you know just so theycan knock them selfs out with boxes or try to chuck a plasma granade and then being shocked when it levitating right infront of them yep if only
May 29, 2009
#32
oh ya and my favorite would have to be Master Obi Wan Gruntinobi
June 6, 2009
#33
“It would be like putting a plastic bag over a baby’s head with its hands tied behind its back while also being locked in a box filled with several poisonous snakes (cobra, rattle snake, cottonmouth) who have grenades strapped to their bodies…oh and all of this is happening while the box is being thrown from an airplane over a volcano” You’ve got some serious issues with kids.
June 6, 2009
#34
How ashamed/mad/emmbarresed would you be if you actually got owned by one in the game? I would laugh, but thats just me.
June 12, 2009
#35
This thought makes me laugh for some reason..Theres obviously a reason why the Elites didnt hand them the energy sword. To the chief its a flashy new weapon
July 10, 2009
#36
Grunts with lightsabers would be the funnest damn thing I would ever in my life
August 4, 2009
#37
Think how awsomly you could own with a lighsaber!
August 4, 2009
#38
What If Grunts had lightsabers? 5 seconds later they won’t and Master Chief will have a Light Saber.
September 20, 2009
#39
we all know what happens when grunts figure out how to use nades, so if they ever figured out how to use the ‘sabers…
i see blood everywhere
January 19, 2010
#40
it’s like a cow being blended in a giant blender with light sabers for the rotary blade.
man this is so embarrassing i just laughed out loud in front of my mum. lol ={D
January 19, 2010
#41
they kill them selfs and drop in on the floor….to be stepped on by more grunts it will be a hilarious blood bath
February 8, 2010
#42
Ok heres what I see happening: The grunts try to fight with their enemy with their new lightsabers, but end up keep cutting off each other’s arms and start pissing each other off and they just start fighting with each other, while the enemy just sits down, pulls out some popcorn and starts watching the show.
February 12, 2010
#43
Ryushi, that was kinda funny
February 14, 2010
#44
Lol thank you Atlantis.
August 18, 2010
#45
i agree with ryushi
and i also don’t really think that the grunt’s fully figured out how to use grenades, let alone lightsabers. that being said, the few who survived turning them on would kill each other with flailing arms
August 18, 2010
#46
I’ve alway wondered why lightsabers are so dangerous to hold. As long a you point the end away from you youy should be safe. People tend to use swords without hitting themselves.