What If...a Weegee Stare, Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, and a Falcon Punch collided?

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What If…a Weegee Stare, Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, and a Falcon Punch collided?

January 31st, 2009 at 6:38 am -

Falcon Punch, Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick, Weegee Stare

Would there be anything on Earth left?
What other consequences would there be?

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Only the nose knows
January 31, 2009
#1

Chuck Norris crap would still be old
Space marine
January 31, 2009
#2

Everything ceases to exist.
joe
January 31, 2009
#3

what would most likely happen would be that if this were to ever happen, it would no doubt destroy the the entire fabric of space and time wiping out everything in existence, and leaving Chuck Norris left to have to restore it all again
Matapiojo
January 31, 2009
#4

= Gamma Burst x1,000,000,000
The One Sin
January 31, 2009
#5

This is one of those questions you just don’t ask……..ever.
Marche
January 31, 2009
#6

the universe implodes. ripping holes through dimensions.
fooby
January 31, 2009
#7

end of EXSTANCE
Locutus
January 31, 2009
#8

It creates a delicious cookie.
Cpt Olimar
January 31, 2009
#9

this forum thread would not be in existence if that occured. Therefore we can conclude it has not happened yet.
x on
January 31, 2009
#10

… its what IF
swifterdeath
January 31, 2009
#11

nothing…or nothing we could see at first.

what would happen is everything in existence would slowly collapse while we remained completly unaware of what was happening reality and mere thought would collide bringing anything people thought was real actually REAL! that was intill the universe itself collapsed…although while it did last it would be pure hell.
The Chosen One
February 1, 2009
#12

I think that the 3 most gay characters ever made just ran into each other I hope the all out come gets them all to lose some teeth
Jwlynas
February 2, 2009
#13

If we’re talking at the exact same time?

Chuck Norris delivers a punishing Roundhouse, but misses due to Falcons delivery of the punch. Falcon always lowers down as he charges into the falcon punch, the better to get more momentum behind the blow. Now, let us consider the relative positions of both fighters.

Chuck norris is stood in the classic “I just delivered a kick” stance, leg raised high. Falcon is ducked under the leg, about to deliver a flaming punch directly up.

This manouver is known at the “Chucks not wearing a cup” Manouver, and is followed by a girlish squeal and much laughter.

All this, while Luigi stares… and stares, never blinking, never turning away, and shedding a single tear for the children that will now never be. Chucks children.
Thepocalypse
February 2, 2009
#14

MY EYES! OH GOD MY EYES! This image has caused the microverses contained within the cells of my being to collapse, the mere question frying my brain. Simply put, THE END OF ALL THINGS.
TyranidBOB
February 10, 2009
#15

well luigi would just stare as the to forces collided ending just about everything…
KiraMasteroftheNote
February 12, 2009
#16

A blast of flaming weegee would blow across the galaxy and turn every creature into a weegee but also kill it instantly from the sheer force
Space marine
February 16, 2009
#17

Actually yes. Also admin Weegee vs MC? :3
Zach
February 20, 2009
#18

Luigi and falcon would die when the earth imploded from the impact of the three powers. But Chuck would remain.
Onesidedfight
February 21, 2009
#19

NO!!! Evreryone must be quite about this, for the shreer thought of this momment could cause the world to cease to exist.
Marche
February 21, 2009
#20

oh um,i just thought of it.
Hamonlord
March 6, 2009
#21

Captain Falcon takes over the fictional universes, the end.
Albert Wikowonkavitz
March 13, 2009
#22

Umm…Captain Falcon and Chuck Norris turn into Weegees.
Space marine
March 13, 2009
#23

Umm…Captain Falcon and Chuck Norris turn into Weegees.

Yep..
Scout
April 20, 2009
#24

LOL!!! i never knew adim was a /b/tard…
stormrush
June 12, 2009
#25

it so powerful that it destroyed the universe and recreate to it exact point but the event that cause it destruction.
Gísli Dan
July 3, 2009
#26

Jesus comes back to life
i
August 24, 2009
#27

captin falcon dies, chuck norris and weegee’s bodies come together and make Chuck Weegee!
i
August 24, 2009
#28

p.s universe NOT desroyed becase of Chuck Weegee’s “round house stare”
Shadoboy
September 4, 2009
#29

The universe would simultaneously cease to exist and exist into a twisted uncomprehensible form. Does that make sense? Of course not. The sheer power of the trifecta of awesomeness would make existance itself turn into a senseless mass of confusion. Nothing would be spared, everything would become screwed up beyond any recognition.
AHEM
December 6, 2009
#30

Weegee’s stare would cause Falcon and Norris to flinch and halt mid-attack, preventing the catastrophic consequences of the completion of this from happening. Then, Falcon and Norris would team up to vanquish Weegee’s evil from the world forever.
Zeb
May 1, 2010
#31

They would all combine forming creating the ultimate creature it shall be called
CHUCK FALCON WEEGEE and they would have an attack powerful enough to destroy
The worl and it will be called a ROUNDHOUSE PUNCH STARE OF ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION end o’ story
JohnyF
June 14, 2010
#32

Lady Gaga whould die. YESSSSS FINALYYY
bluefireXD
June 24, 2010
#33

as chucks toes, weegee’s gaze and falcon’s knuckles collided, cookies will begin to fly towards the impact point, samus would become a dude, mc would become a chick, kratos would become a pussy, neo will lose his balls, goku would go super saiyan 69, vader would implode into his belly button, a spirit bomb would form over the trio, than…..out of the combination of awesome, spirit bomb and cookies, the ultimate weapon would be created….. a gun that shoots mini gandalfs that puke micro hulks that throw kharns…. than the universe would implode from sheer horror and awesome
Captain Chuckgee
August 16, 2010
#34

The universe will first feel pain of infinite deaths, then all the stars will explode, then the universe will start mixing together with other universes, then all the other universes do the same as our, then space, time, and dimension will explode, and finally chuck norris, weegee, and captain falcon will fuse and turn into, Captain ChuckGee, and their fused form will rebuild everything, and then they will turn back to normal and finally they will go to see a strip club, and every one except chuck norris and captain falcon will be turned into a weegee clone by weegee