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What if…You woke up in the WarHammer 40K Universe?
What If You woke up in the WarHammer 40K Universe

Suggested by shaun182
You have the ability to speak and understand low/high Gothic.
You still retain all outside knowledge about WH40K.
Would you help the IOM?
Try to destroy them?
Serve the Chaos Gods?
Seek to become a Chaos God?
Or do something else?

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216 Comments
  • Laharl
    July 23, 2010
    #1

    Being realistic you would want to be near the god emperor.

  • IvanTih
    July 23, 2010
    #2

    If I’m lucky I’ll end on some agri or civilized world.Probably I would get killed due the fact that I don’t know low gothic.

  • Locutus
    July 23, 2010
    #3

    “You have the ability to speak and understand low/high Gothic.”

    You will still die. EVERYTHING WILL DIE!

  • Kenny C.
    July 23, 2010
    #4

    ” You will still die. EVERYTHING WILL DIE! ”

    - Except Kharn!

  • Belisaurius
    July 23, 2010
    #5

    No, Kharn will die too.

    He’ll just be back in a week or so once Khorne ressurects him. Again.

  • Imperfectly Perfect Symmetry
    July 23, 2010
    #6

    Well I would wake up and watch porn as usual. After that, I would check Factpile for new matches. After that, I would go back to sleep. When it is around 2 in the mornin, I would wake up and proceed to play the Xbox 360. Around 5 in the mornin, I would work on some Quantum Parallel Equations. Then Sleep. I probably wouldn’t realize I wasn’t in the other world after I run out of Ramen Noodles and had to go to the store to get some more. -^-^-
    When I realize I am no longer in my own universe, I would proceed to try and make a name for myself. I shall set up a home world and it shall be called Party Planet. Only for Gamers and Factpiler’s :D

  • Neutrality
    July 23, 2010
    #7

    well if i was on the eastern fringe i’d think about joining the tau
    but after seeing the treatment the humans got in the ending of dark crusade i’m not so sure…

    the imperium seems too horrible for the average person to live in…maybe i could join the adeptus mechanicus…though i’d only go as far as an armoured exoskeleton-not any cybernetics. be a tech priest or something like that

  • PaPPa JUDAS
    July 23, 2010
    #8

    I would wan’t to be a Space Wolf But in all honesty I probably wouldn’t notice any change at all Oppresive overlords crappy standard of living death all arround sounds like home to me.

  • Sparks
    July 23, 2010
    #9

    Imperfect, what’s your tag? I’ll send an invite.

  • starsteam
    July 23, 2010
    #10

    Come on the Tau are the best race I can become a human auxiliary, and then I shall go and conquer the galaxy :D .

  • Imperfectly Perfect Symmetry
    July 23, 2010
    #11

    haha, Master Chip 114. I play at my friend’s house and so its split screen, his tag is master chip 115
    also, i won’t be able to play with my fellow piler’s cuz of
    1. No live (got a two day free card which ima use if i manage to get to my buddies house)
    2. homeless
    3. no 360 of my own cuz I am (2) and it broke anyways. (had worked up enough money to repair it BUT shit went down…and now its gone -.-)

  • Dmytrow
    July 23, 2010
    #12

    I would sob uncontrollably, get a las-pistol crawl into the closest hole and shoot myself.

  • Jortluz
    August 2, 2010
    #13

    i would hijack a space marine drop pod and pimp it out so i could cruse along space in my party pod

  • urk
    August 8, 2010
    #14

    me:uhhhg what happened?
    ranek: you died
    me:wait i know you!
    ranek:well of course everyone on fenris knows me
    me:wait i`m on fenris? sweeeeeeeeeeet

  • no blanka not the head bite
    August 8, 2010
    #15

    I’d take a huge shit on a pile of grass
    -c i

  • Rorschach
    August 8, 2010
    #16

    I’d just travel back in time using the time-displacement chamber, or just say it’s all fake, and make it fake…

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