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You have the ability to speak and understand low/high Gothic.
You still retain all outside knowledge about WH40K.
Would you help the IOM?
Try to destroy them?
Serve the Chaos Gods?
Seek to become a Chaos God?
Or do something else?
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November 17, 2009
#1
“Until said sorcerer is aimed at by a Baneblade…or any sort of firepower that overwhelm the shield… there are limits. Besides… the Imperium could also use its uber blessed bolter bullets, never leave home without them.”
true enough
it seems, not matter how big your powers are or how big you gun is theres always someone with something bigger
you gain warp powers, theres a big old demon sitting there more powerful than you, you get a lasrifle someone gets a lascannon, its like a big game of top trumps.
November 17, 2009
#2
“Still. You cant get rid of me. LOLZ!”
orly?
(aims tracer beam)
radio: orbital strike, inbound
(the imperial avy destroys the continent prime chaos is standing on)
November 17, 2009
#3
“What if…You woke up in the WarHammer 40K Universe?”
I go back to sleep and think it nothing but a dream?
And than I wake up again later………”
“only to find a lasrifle pressed to you forehead and guardsman shouting at you.”
WIth you luck it would be a commissar pointing his weapon at you head.
In other words this guy
http://lh4.ggpht.com/eomolina/R8skHyuV1FI/AAAAAAAACdo/KjK6Ta_q5Go/40k%20Commissars.jpg
But with my luck it will be this Commissar
http://th08.deviantart.net/fs9/300W/i/2006/027/5/9/Imperial_female_commissar_by_kaaskop.jpg
or this Commissar
http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs37/f/2008/260/0/d/The_Commissar_by_The_Imperial_Guard.jpg
Either way I’m going to fellow both of them into battle. Maybe I’ll get a reward
November 17, 2009
#4
the reward for following your direct supiriors into battle is not getting shot.
thats why i would sign up with the PDF, at least in the police you dont get shot up the ass for trying to start a relationship with your CO…
November 17, 2009
#5
I don’t know now the second one looks pretty sluty
November 17, 2009
#6
(lifts stubber)
whatever, off to kill some civvies
November 17, 2009
#7
” thats why i would sign up with the PDF, at least in the police you dont get shot up the ass for trying to start a relationship with your CO…”
- Your mixing two seperate parts of the Imperium – the Arbites and the PDF.
November 17, 2009
#8
i thought that the PDF doubled up as a police force and defense force?
November 17, 2009
#9
They’re more like the national guard. Only called in when the Arbites (cops) can’t handle it. Which means shit it about to hit the fan, because the cops of the Imperium make modern police brutality seem like a foot massage.
November 17, 2009
#10
“They’re more like the national guard. Only called in when the Arbites (cops) can’t handle it. Which means shit it about to hit the fan, because the cops of the Imperium make modern police brutality seem like a foot massage.”
ok, i fucked up slightly there, man, ive been getting those two mixed up FOR THREE FUCKING YEARS….
ok, fuck it, im joining the arbites
(lifts stubber)
NOW to kill some civvies….
(notices local CO)
oh shit…
November 17, 2009
#11
nope that policing of imperial worlds is done by arbites
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Arbites
and megaraptor perhaps you will be very lucky and IG unit lead by you commissar, will be teaming up with some sister’s of battle
http://media.photobucket.com/image/sexy%20sisters%20of%20battle/sektoristu/sister_of_battle.jpg
November 17, 2009
#12
If I get captured by the IG as soon as I appear, I want to have either Commissar Cain or Commissar Guant as their commander. Al least then they would not execute me on the spot. Though since both characters are destinied for shitty missions, I would probably not last long.
As for the sisters of battle… very pretty to look at, everything else about them (including the overzealousness they display when fighting Imperial units they believe are tainted, even though they have no actual proof) leads me to say no to being close to them.
November 17, 2009
#13
(an imperial airport, or at least what passes for one)
(i dunno and three other drunk Arbites walk slowly into the airport, which is crowded with civilians, all four men are holding machine guns)
remember, no valhallan…
(the next morning)
MY FUCKING HEAD
(looks next to the bed, fifty three empty vodka bottles and a dead rat are piled up next to the bed)
ooh…shit….
ok, you guys may have made a better choice in stalking commisars rather than taking a job that is less strict about the booze…
November 17, 2009
#14
perhaps you could pretend to be some lost civilian and ask to join the guard in order to help fight for you world, someone like gaunt might give you a chance, and his IG unit is always in need of new troops, so befriend some real rough and tough troopers so they can watch your back while you think of your next move.
added to the fact there are several female members in gaunts unit.
November 17, 2009
#15
ok, im off the hook, turns out that 73% of the people at the airport were heretics!
November 17, 2009
#16
“and megaraptor perhaps you will be very lucky and IG unit lead by you commissar, will be teaming up with some sister’s of battle”
sign… One can only dream.
November 17, 2009
#17
“ok, you guys may have made a better choice in stalking commisars rather than taking a job that is less strict about the booze…”
IG troopers get pissed all the time, i believe gaunt even turned up to high powered meeting drunk and he was in charge.
November 17, 2009
#18
/Prime Chaos returns from Dominoes and sees a continent destroyed.
OI! WTH! I leave to get some pizza and the whole place goes to hell.
/reads i dunno’s above comments.
Umm, wow. You really thought that was me? He was just a duplicate.
November 17, 2009
#19
“IG troopers get pissed all the time, i believe gaunt even turned up to high powered meeting drunk and he was in charge.”
yeah, but no guardsman ever got drunk enough to try an reenact a scene from a recent game
….
(a plane explodes in the distance)
poorly
November 17, 2009
#20
I imagine you could say IG troopers reenact call of duty or doom most days of there lifes, and they dont even have to be drunk but it might help.
November 17, 2009
#21
“I imagine you could say IG troopers reenact call of duty or doom most days of there lifes, and they dont even have to be drunk but it might help.”
whatever, i got off the hook this time….
(walks onto road)
now to wait…
(6 minutes later, a truck bearing valhallan symbols rolls along)
aha!
(raises shotgun)
GIVE ME THE VODKA!!!
(unloads shotgun onto truck, kills driver)
November 17, 2009
#22
You guys ever hear about the one guardsmen that took out a chaos Dreadnaught with one shot?
November 17, 2009
#23
“Even if one of us survives the potential mind rape of Daemonic infestation against our virgin psyche, I can guarantee that you will not ascend any higher than a assistant supervising position on production line B-III-12 on the foundry planet Aerilion before you expire.”
And so the fun is killed in yet another thread……..
November 18, 2009
#24
“You guys ever hear about the one guardsmen that took out a chaos Dreadnaught with one shot?”
FLASHLIGHTS DO NOTHING!
November 18, 2009
#25
i got a question if an IG sentinel falls over can it get up by itself, could even a titan.
and for anyone who has not seen the new space marine game here is a link to its trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFHKIFDjk9I&feature=fvw
November 18, 2009
#26
If I woke up in an Imperial hive world then I’m a snack for the Commisars……
Most of you guys only think of joining the sides with superior military & technological prowess…
Example: “I would join Tau because they can have cooler toys than the Imperium.”
“I would join the Astartes because they are the complete bad-asses in the W40k universe.”
Well, seems that the genre here is to be the loudest gun.
But guys, don’t you like delving on other unsubstantial genres like PLEASURE & DESIRE like the SLAANESH instead of siding only with those who have big guns?
Guys, better pray that I don’t wake up in the Palace Of Pleasure or you might see an Imperial hive world devouring itself because of the people their being deprive of the luxury of the flesh.
November 18, 2009
#27
“i got a question if an IG sentinel falls over can it get up by itself, could even a titan.”
Only Cranes en masse could get them back up.
November 18, 2009
#28
1) “im quite curious, since apart from psykers and other such mutations to the genome, what is the difference between our baseline human population and the one of the 40k.”
Simple. Because our present Galaxy doesn’t have a dozen light year wide dimensional gash where Daemons and their kin spew into our universe via hellish energies capable of steering away ten kilometer long warships at distances of thousands of light years.
The issue is tolerance. After thousands of years of expansion with the use of the Warp, humans have developed some interesting passive defences to cope with the abundance of warp energy spilling into our universe, from psykers to pariahs, mankind has steadily grown a tolerance (some more exceptional than others). Although in most instances this doesn’t stop the average citizen from having a sweat induced fit after experiencing a nightmare about the Eye of Terror.
21st century humans have no defence against Daemonic incursion, we don’t live within spitting distance of a cataclysmic collision between realities, our minds would be to Daemon corruption what a freshly picked Apple is to a hungry man.
2) “FLASHLIGHTS DO NOTHING!”
The flashlight meme was a poorly propagated joke that stemmed from the board gaming community’s poor opinion of the Imperial Guard.
In actuality, the Lasgun packs as much energy per pulse as a bandoleer of grenades, blasting, incinerating or straight our vaporizing humanoid targets with apparent ease (along with the nearby environment).
November 18, 2009
#29
“Only Cranes en masse could get them back up.”
Titans don’t fall over, the ground just happens to get in the way.
Seriously, most Titans from the Horus era have remained buried for over ten thousand years, often returning to active duty not long after being dusted off. Unless they are severely damaged by battle, they can usually get back up under their own volition.
November 18, 2009
#30
i was only curious since i was looking at some images of sentinels and titans and just seemed like that they where ill-designed for the purpose of self correction and at some point one of them would have had to fallen over.
But it would take some quite amazing to knock over a titan in the first place.
November 18, 2009
#31
“And so the fun is killed in yet another thread……..”
Well what did you expect? If you really got transported to a 40k reality and were able to cope, you simply would be just another nameless human among quadrillions, working some shitty 18-hour-a-day job until you die a pathetic death. Revealing your 40k knowledge would get you thrown into a cell to be brutally tortured for days by a Inquisitor.
November 18, 2009
#32
If Titans were damaged enough and could not get up without help, I think the only thing remotely powerful enough to move, let alone flip it up, would be a competant Alpha level psyker.
November 18, 2009
#33
“If Titans were damaged enough and could not get up without help, I think the only thing remotely powerful enough to move, let alone flip it up, would be a competant Alpha level psyker.”
or perhaps another titan,
just trying to picture it makes me laugh, one titan on its back trying to right itself, while another tries to help it up but has only got a mega cannon and turbo lasers for arms.
November 18, 2009
#34
“Well what did you expect? If you really got transported to a 40k reality and were able to cope, you simply would be just another nameless human among quadrillions, working some shitty 18-hour-a-day job until you die a pathetic death. Revealing your 40k knowledge would get you thrown into a cell to be brutally tortured for days by a Inquisitor.”
This. Quoted for truth.
If you aren’t now in any position of political, military or civilian authority in a population of six billion, what makes you think you’ll equally succeed in a population of trillions?
Plus I love the logic that “Warhammer fluff = real world applicable knowledge”. The idea is nonsensical, and the thought that one could integrate into an entire civilization with only a scant understanding through novels betrays a complete lack of real world incompetence.
In reality, the most anyone here will achieve (assuming that a Daemon doesn’t get them first) would be perhaps menial labour or PDF enlistment before their immune system is caught out and obliterated by the 41st millenium equivelant of the common cold (what? Did you think Virons and Bacteria simply stopped adapting whilst you were away?). This idea that one could join an exclusive organization such as the Inquisition, the Adeptus Mechanicus or be in a position to coax navigators to join your efforts on a stolen Imperial barge (if you can’t debate a simple point, you aren’t going to convince members of the Astronomican to join you) is laughable.
I repeat:
“Intellectual rigor annoys people because it interferes with the pleasure they derive from allowing their wishes to be the fathers of their thoughts.”
November 18, 2009
#35
L-W taking the wind out of our sails again, sometimes people dont want to debate everything to the extreme, they would like to a have laugh or joke and not take it so serious, because like at great deal of the topics on factpile if you take them to their logical conclusion they would work either but it doesnt stop people discussing it.
so i think you have made your point that we would all die the moment we entered the 40k universe so please stop kicking a dead horse.
your entitled to your opinion like anyone else
November 18, 2009
#36
Going on a tangent, which fictional universe would you want to go to?
Mine would be the Starcraft, right there with Raynor’s Raiders. He actually cares about keeping his men alive and would be the prefect drinking buddy. However, knowing Raynor, we would have to go fight the queen bitch of the universe . God, I’m gonna have a bad week.
November 18, 2009
#37
well i guess I would go into it with intention of becoming daemon fodder… maybe they will make me a minion or sumthin
November 18, 2009
#38
like i said, i would go for the arbites, it would be simple, easy to keep my knowledge hidden, as long as i went and lived on an agricultural world or something similar, just a nice, quiet post where i know no one is going to invade.
besides, the police get chicks too….
November 18, 2009
#39
Hell yeah! Crazy nuns in iron bodices who reserve themselves only for their guns…im in…
What’s that? Implausibility alert? But have i no cock, no balls? I would survive. As stephen king put it, the best way to beat deamons, is to hang on tight and fuck ‘em till they puke…
Wow, someone’s a wee bit vulgar today…fuck off jack, i’m not in the mood…in the mood ey? Tits anyone?
I think im young enough to be considered for Adaptus Astartes recruitment and such, and with the “added knowledge” should prove smart enough to join the Black Templars…
Oh my pussycat, Black Templars!!! FUCKIN’ A
November 18, 2009
#40
I got stupified after reading post #139
November 18, 2009
#41
sam… you truly are a heretic…
November 18, 2009
#42
Hurrah for crack and the posts that result from its use.
November 18, 2009
#43
(i dunno is raiding a drug store)
THIS IS THE POLICE, YOU ARE HEREBY DECLARED HERETICS, YADAYADAYADA
(loots store)
aaaah precious LSD…
November 18, 2009
#44
@Sam
http://plorf.com/media/pic-cocaine-dog.jpg
November 19, 2009
#45
“L-W taking the wind out of our sails again, sometimes people dont want to debate everything to the extreme, they would like to a have laugh or joke and not take it so serious”
Quit whining and grow a pair. Seriously, whilst it was funny at first, the constant bitching is growing a little tiresome.
If you want to bring up a point in a debate, be ready to defend or concede it, otherwise don’t cry that other users are attacking you.
November 19, 2009
#46
“Quit whining and grow a pair. Seriously, whilst it was funny at first, the constant bitching is growing a little tiresome.
If you want to bring up a point in a debate, be ready to defend or concede it, otherwise don’t cry that other users are attacking you.”
perhaps i wouldn’t bitch so much as you put it, if you didnt follow me around and jumping down my throat everytime i write something.
It cant be because my post are in worse than anyone else’s, since i have seen more ridiculus post then mine, and ones with worse grammar and puncuation then mine, its that you have for someone reason targeted me and so when i point it out you get annoyed.
and my point is that i wasnt trying to defend or concede a point, it was already clear you where correct saying we would all die on entering 40k, i dont believe anyone said anything against it and all i did was ask a question, my point was why was it necessary to go and state it again like it annoyed you people continued with the debate even after you had spoken.
So its not everyone attacking me and its just you and im not the only one to notice it, so if my post’s annoy you so much dont read them just ignore them and we wont have these problems.
November 19, 2009
#47
Oi! I aint no crack bunny! I was just…confused as to the nature of the…uh…you know, this reminds me of that one time…what i meant to say was…
Black Templars,yeah, that’s it. Ok, now, those guys be the sheet. If i woke up in WH40K…I’d try and be one…’ave me a crusade,yeah?
November 19, 2009
#48
if were talking about which chapter, we would join if we could, i would have to go with space wolfs, hard drinking and hard fighting it doesnt get much better than that.
November 19, 2009
#49
I personally like the look of the dark angels, its the robes really, however they must be a bitch to keep clean.
second would be space wolves.
November 19, 2009
#50
Black Templars are my favorite SM.s.
November 19, 2009
#51
Well, mine are the Grey Knights. The second are World Eaters.
November 20, 2009
#52
Well I would try to live, but likely fail. I think the best strategy would strongly depend upon they way and where I enter the 40k universe. If I was reborn into I would simply live out my life in whatever culture I was born into. If I was just transported there… No matter were I ended up would be a death sentence, probably best to wake up in the vacuum of space. Very quick and painless, might not even realized I die until I see the Golden Gates of Heaven.
November 21, 2009
#53
Well, you’d be ’safest’ running and hiding, or joining chaos (you bastard). But… I have a lot of technical knowledge that 40K doesn’t seem to. Quantum mechanics, material principles, technologies like powerful computers and robotics. The AdMech would take me on if they didn’t shoot me as a heretic.
November 21, 2009
#54
Join the space orcs fuck yea.
November 23, 2009
#55
“But… I have a lot of technical knowledge that 40K doesn’t seem to. Quantum mechanics, material principles, technologies like powerful computers and robotics.”
Are you fucking serious Emmett????
You think that the galaxy spanning Imperium, which is tens of thousands of years more advanced than our 21st century Earth, would have no understanding of robotics or Quantum mechanics?
*ULTRA FACEPALM*
“The AdMech would take me on if they didn’t shoot me as a heretic.”
Yea right. The Mechanicus would have a place for you. A nice job as a mindless Servitor drone cleaning the toilets on level 729.
Emmett, go read some 40k background info and use common sense before you post.
November 24, 2009
#56
I would splice Ork and Eldar DNA with Space Marine Geenseed and make the resulting abomination armour out of Necrons
November 24, 2009
#57
“perhaps i wouldn’t bitch so much as you put it, if you didnt follow me around and jumping down my throat everytime i write something.”
Try defending or at least conceding your consistently flimsy points instead of complaining of bias. Seriously, are you eight, do you really not understand how a debate works? Show some spine for once and at least try an act like you have more than two Chromosome to rub together.
If you or anyone else brings up a questionable point, I or another user has an obligation to query further without the other person continuously waving their hands in the air and yelling “rape”.
- – -
“But… I have a lot of technical knowledge that 40K doesn’t seem to. Quantum mechanics, material principles, technologies like powerful computers and robotics”
Are you seriously telling me that you have a greater understanding of the technological applications of engineering, scientific studies and mechanics than a civilization that frequently and routinely use ten thousand year old mile long deep space vessels that can not only accelerate to c-fractional velocities, but travel at faster than light speeds, accommodate world ending power generation technologies and utilize ultra-dense plasma torpedoes to scorch all life from the surface of a planet.
OK then, I demand your schematics for a mile long interstellar vessel on this board by Friday. I’m not kidding, where are the schematics?
November 24, 2009
#58
I have schematics But I require a fictional element that can only be harvested by the purest Virgin in the world once every 87 years from the heart of a white Dwarf Star. So yeah my plans have some flaws.
November 24, 2009
#59
“I have schematics But I require a fictional element that can only be harvested by the purest Virgin in the world once every 87 years from the heart of a white Dwarf Star. So yeah my plans have some flaws.”
LAWL RAWL LAWL RAWL
seriously though, the fact that the inperium has lost most of their historic knowledge might mean….
we could write a book about ww1/2/vietnam/3/gulf and we could publish it, seeing as the imperium knows nothing of its history, we could remake braveheart and make MILLIONS!!!
December 1, 2009
#60
I would most probably shit myself and get killed, or get lucky and end up on a Tau world. Then join the empire in a safe job, and i’m in a position i can live with. I wouldn’t be able to take the other races rule, and they would probably kill me for looking “wrong”.
December 7, 2009
#61
Join the Adeptus Mechanicus
Climb the ranks with a modern perspective on mechanics
Dodge out of the rite of pure thought
Join an inquisitional retinue
Kick ass, make contacts, and learn the ins and outs of the galaxy.
Return to the AdMech
Seize power
push for a more progressive AdMech
oh, and make a master crafted lasgun and hang it in my office.
December 7, 2009
#62
One word: Fail.
Your perstective is better? Purely skillwise, they pwn u, and if your advantage is something like “i know this ain’t soul warping, so i’ll do it” you’ll get executed for heresy real quick. Sorry.
December 7, 2009
#63
I end up dying really fast.
December 7, 2009
#64
Whats with the similar gravatars.
December 7, 2009
#65
Its the new change, Marche my firend.
December 7, 2009
#66
Perhaps the penal legions need new blood.
December 7, 2009
#67
@Whacko
Mind you, this will take decades, if not centuries to pull off. Plenty of time to hide my understanding and learn the imperium’s tech.
December 7, 2009
#68
@Kenny
They have plenty…don’t they?
December 7, 2009
#69
@ Beli
I honestly can’t tell if your being serious or not.
@ P.C.
Not with the Necrons rising, they don’t.
December 7, 2009
#70
@Kenny
Ah yes. My good friends the necrons. They’ve mentioned that you look kinda tasty.
December 7, 2009
#71
Thats why I will try to get….. wait…. are there penal versions of all branchs of the Imperial Guard, or is it just cannon fodder infantry?
December 7, 2009
#72
I would try to end up in Ultramar, where it is possible to live an at least half happy life. If possible I would try to join the ranks of the Ultramarines. Once I am fully enhanced, i would “die” in battle, escape, and devote myself to the great changer of ways. If i can’t do that i would just join a cult of Slaneesh.
December 7, 2009
#73
In the Guard all infantry is cannon fodder!
December 8, 2009
#74
with knowledge of ancient earth, you could probably make a lot of money writing books and giving lectures, enough to spend your life as spire-noble, living in extreme excess everyday, and if you had any ambitions to join choas or one of the numerous agencies of the IOM you would be in a far better position to do so.
you could found numerous heretic cell’s, bribe officials in the guard to become a high ranking officer, create joint ventures with the AdMech in turn make yourself richer and more powerful, after a few decades perhaps even become a planetry governor.
December 8, 2009
#75
@ shaun
Step 1 of your plan will have the Imperium after your ass.
December 8, 2009
#76
“Thats why I will try to get….. wait…. are there penal versions of all branchs of the Imperial Guard, or is it just cannon fodder infantry?”
They don’t often let Known Criminals and heretics drive the baneblades if thats what you’re asking. It has been known to happen though.
December 8, 2009
#77
hell anything i do will have the imperium come down on me, its what they do.
but as society it very mismatched with some pretty big loop holes, it all really comes down to where you are, since if i was on cadia i wouldnt have hope in a hell, nor on terra, or any number of forge worlds.
But some of the big hive worlds i could quite easily disappear into its low-levels, until i can earn enough to bribe some low level AdAdmin official to get me some papers, then pass myself as visiting member from far off scholarly guild, hence my knowledge of ancient earth and with the slow moving paper work system of the IOM by the time the check who i am and where i’m from i would have dead for 200 years.
hell you could try turning yourself over to ravenor he would be able to determine your who you say you are, and my even pay you for your services as he is every bit a scholar as an inquistor, and would be very interested in what you know.
I of course i recognise that any number of things could go wrong resulting in my very long and painful death.
December 8, 2009
#78
Of course in a 40k reality the chances of you completing the first step of your plan would be damn low. You are more likely to get gang raped and murdered by some hive dwellers before you even figure out where the hell you are.
December 8, 2009
#79
aww can i not be alone we my delusions for 5 mins before someone opens the day and lets reality in.
December 8, 2009
#80
Chaos would take us all lets face facts No one here who is not a little warped
December 8, 2009
#81
We will all die, i mean this is 40k nothing good will happen to us.
January 10, 2010
#82
ok being such a 40k nerd useing my knowage of the warp being telaported can happen the empore of man kind is the grateist pyskher he does not age the warp can do many things so you can end up 40k land
everyone is to busy to notice that happen so you wolde have to jone the most populare army on the planet so it wolde be chaos gaurd or the tau because you have no knowage of how the live in 40k land any wher else you will be killed a human whit the orks or the necrons
ok the elder is up for anyone they will know evry thing about you
January 10, 2010
#83
ok
70% you will be killed
20% the warp will drive you insane
10% you will have to jone the colseist army force so not to be killed
after one year
100% you will be dead and fully decomposeed
you shall not live past 6 mouths
January 11, 2010
#84
Everyone of us would die. If the warp didn’t make our heads pop then we’d die of some mutated version of our diseases like airborne AIDSor something.
January 22, 2010
#85
if woke in the warhammer 40k universe i would finde a way to join the space marines maybe the space wolfes and if live long enough i might find a way to join the demon hunters
January 24, 2010
#86
ITT: We’re all gunna die. Unless, of course, someome uses the magic ingredient known as ‘imagination’…
;P
What’s with you lot? Die or join a faction? Feeling morbid aren’t we? This being said my tongue is firmly pressed in cheek because, frankly, I need to sleep. It isn’t easy to conjure up something when the Sandman is sprinkling house sized rocks into my eyes. A cop-out, I know, sorry.
Pick a world type in your head guys and go from there. It’s not hard.
January 27, 2010
#87
I would help the Necrons by going to one of the tombs and being harvested or (very very very slim to no chance but) attempt to become some form of Necron. Best army ever and deserves a 5th edition codex. Humans are too vanilla, and there are trillions of them in 40k. If that fails and I am (somehow) still alive, I would join the Tau or screw with them by telling them that killing each other is “For The Greater Good.”
January 28, 2010
#88
I would go to the Noctis Labyrinth and see if I could gain the abilities to repair technologies by touching them.
January 28, 2010
#89
“if woke in the warhammer 40k universe i would finde a way to join the space marines maybe the space wolfes and if live long enough i might find a way to join the demon hunters”
There is a very slim chance of ending up on one of the planets used as recuit camps by the SM. And if you have the time to sit in front of a comp, you haven’t trained nowhere near enough to qualify. SM are all the very best of humanity, 1 million men among over a quadrillion, and all come from pretty tough worlds where they’ve fought too fuckin much. I swear no one on this site would qualify, and few people on the whole modern day planet of Earth would even be allowed to take on the pre test.
Beli: you would get owned and get nowhere near the leading position in the AdMech. Sorry.
I have now found out that I would most probably commit suicide. Or, with my extreme ability to get f*cked, I would prove to be the most powerful psyker EVAH. Meaning that a few daemons will drive me insane before I even figure where the hell I am.
February 8, 2010
#90
I’d join a Slaanesh cult to get laid by some scarey women with bionics before stumbling onto a genestealer and accidentally calling down Hive Fleet Kraken. What a bright and sunny universe this is, eh?
March 10, 2010
#91
Maybe since we’re all from a universe where psychic powers don’t exist (or so we think), maybe when we get there we will all be Pariahs?
Then, if the Necrons don’t find and assimilate us, or if peasants don’t kill us since we would naturally radiate an aura of revulsion to them. But otherwise, we would get found by the Govt. and get trained to be Callidus Assassins! Sure, we’re in no physical shape to be badass assassins, but (assuming my proposed theory is true) we are a specific type of unholy abominations so rare in that universe that out of quadrilions of people, probably under 10 million people are born with the gene. Several dozen humans in terrible physical shape would be well worth training us to ninja-like agility and stealth. Then we can live rewarding lives assassinating people by throwing Psyk-Out Grenades made of the Emperor’s crap.