Hey there. David here. Ya ‘know what really grinds my gears?

1. Stupid drivers.

How many times have you been on the road, listening to your favourite songs, the world flying past in a blur, when suddenly, some asshole behind you flares his lights, blinds you and all you can see for a few seconds is weird afterimages while he passes you? It bloody annoying. Its like ” Oh hell, he’s flashing his lights at me. Better get out of his way!! Well screw that. My idea that will stop this happening requires your car to be out fitted with rear facing floodlights. Not the pussy 200 watt floodlights you get at the hardware store. I’m talking about the ones filmmakers use, ya ‘know the ones that turn NIGHT INTO DAY!! So the next time some dick flares his high beams at you, just push that little button you installed onto your dashboard, and blind the bastard for a minute and half. Worse-case scenario, they end up trading their SUV in for a seeing eye dog. Success, another idiot off the road, so that you and others can drive at your leisure.

2. The American military.

Ok, I found this funny as hell. The american army and joint corps of the US military wear the most advanced, state of the art body armour. I think the designation is the Interceptor design. ( sapper can step in here from experience ).
Anyways I have found a new type of body armour which FAR EXCEEDS the protection of the Interceptor design. It is called Dragonskin and is made of thousands of interlocking disks that can stop bullets which would otherwise shred the interceptor. But the thing which got me was the US army had BANNED the use of dragonskin armour 2 MONTHS BEFORE they had tested it. This new armour had been independently tested and it was found that it could stop a 7.62mm round ( for those who don’t know, think getting shot at by an AK-47) no problem. And for the 5.56mm round. Lets not go there………

3. Dante Chief.

Please refrain from using CAPS everywhere in the chat rooms. I am starting to agree with everyone else. Its ok in small doses but anything else and everyone dies a little inside. So for me, Dante. Just tone it down a tad. Thanks. ( dw we’s still friends LOL) HUGZ.

4.Call of duty MW2 Live player who camps.

Stop camping with a heartbeat sensor then taking unsuspecting foes from behind. Its not cool. Its not a cool strategy. You are only showing us all how bad you suck at this game. I hope you f*ucking die.

5. Overseas tech support crews.

Well to be honest, I would actually pay just a few cents more to buy e.g. electronic arts games just to have tech support that is in your home country who doesn’t speak english as a SECOND LANGUAGE!!!!! Seriously, I know all the crap about its cheaper to run, or that they are all specially trained to help you. Yeah, good luck with that. I called up the helpline when my xbox RRoD-ed on me and I got some idiot who asked me if my xbox was plugged in. I think I speak for all of us when I say WTF. Yes it was plugged in, No its not working , yes this is not jimbob who stole your cookie, this is a pissed new zealand teenager who’s getting asked if his Xbox is working when it clearly ISN’T. Now can you help me or not???

” What did you say ” ?

DAMMIT!!!!

So that concludes part two of what really grinds my gears. Hope you all enjoy.

PS. Don’t sweat it Dante, you know we all love you.