Warhammer 40K Vs Nintendo

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August 26th, 2009 at 8:15 am -

Another fantastic match. For this particular battle, all participants are available at full strength/power ups/etc.
The fight will take place in the Warhammer 40K universe with both planetary and space fights occurring.

Which side would win?

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orber
February 1, 2010
#1

looks like the monster of factpile has been solved yes…
Tim
February 1, 2010
#2

It’s about time that’s all I can say.
Envoy
February 1, 2010
#3

I say we take of our hats, in honor of this momentes occasion, the beast has been defeated.

…..this is freekin epic
First time I actualy won!

High five everybody!
Tim
February 2, 2010
#4

Yeah High Five!!! Whooh!

/removes metaphorical hat throws it in the air and offers high five
AHEM
February 2, 2010
#5

Hoorah! Nearly two thousand comments and here we have the solution at last! This is indeed a momentous occasion in Factpile history.
Some dude
February 2, 2010
#6

ok, so, I dont even remember how I found this site it has been so long ago since starting to read this but… is arguing about the effectiveness of nintendos universe destroying weapon even worth arguing about since if nintendo is fighting WH40K in WH40Ks universe, and nintendo destroys WH40Ks universe, arent they going to destroy themselves as well? or ALL universes? Such a toric victory could hardly be considered a “win”
orber
February 3, 2010
#7

@some dude

if a being on the nintendo side uses the chaos hearts he ereases everything except himself.the sole survivor then can recreate everything the way he wants it or atleast that is what i came to understand reading this thread.
Whacko
February 3, 2010
#8

Now, everyone is happy and all but…I’ve got another argument! MUHAHAHA!!! Since I don’t want the monster of Factpile to die (we need a monster as guard dog) and I don’t want the Factpiler Zombies to take over the job, I have to say something in Warhammers defence. Hm…it’s my fave universe of all time…and…hm…

DA ORKZ!!!!!

I doubt this defence will prolong this, but who can blame me for trying? And a single Ork Boy has more epic win than all Nintendo combined.
orber
February 3, 2010
#9

*And a single Ork Boy has more epic win than all Nintendo combined.*

red italian plumber jumping on suns> ork boys.
Whacko
February 3, 2010
#10

Mario is kinda decent, but he has nothing on Orkz.
orber
February 3, 2010
#11

nah

green is decent but red is better…and faster!
Yamato-kun
February 3, 2010
#12

Of all the things to bring down the gritty awesomeness that is Warhammer 40,000
Whacko
February 3, 2010
#13

No, no, you’ve got messed up orber. Da red ‘unes go fasta, but green iz best!
Shadow Archon
February 3, 2010
#14

“No, no, you’ve got messed up orber. Da red ‘unes go fasta, but green iz best!”

And Mario can easily go to other galaxies casually, whats your point?
Whacko
February 3, 2010
#15

That the Ork is much more awesome. Mario may jup to other universes for all i care, a Slugga Boy with choppa and slugga is way cooler.
Shadow Archon
February 3, 2010
#16

“That the Ork is much more awesome. Mario may jup to other universes for all i care, a Slugga Boy with choppa and slugga is way cooler.”

Well, that is your opinion. The Luminoth and the Space Pirates are cooler than Orks in my opinion.
Whacko
February 3, 2010
#17

Then you have a VERY bad taste. In my very humble opinion.

But the real madmen among the Orks are just made of win. Flash Gitz, Flyboyz, Speed Freeks, Nobz, Big Meks, Mad Doks, Warbosses are all great. We also have Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka & Co as named chars. They plain own.
orber
February 3, 2010
#18

*Then you have a VERY bad taste. In my very humble opinion.*

well to each his own i guess.i like 40k but you got a bad taste aswell.i mean orks?why dont you try the lure of chaos?
Whacko
February 3, 2010
#19

Chaos is awesome, and I’m a big fan. But the Orks are in another arena, with less tentacles and daemonic toilet paper, but more fun, dakka and insanity. And RED toilet paper. He don’t want to sit there all they, and da red ‘unes go fasta!

Nah, i’m just a sucker for Orks. They have their own way of awesome, and are more iconic and integral to 40K than the Space Marines.
Envoy
February 3, 2010
#20

“and da red ‘unes go fasta!”

what if a chareacter(from either side) painted themselves red, wouldnt that grant them quicksilver- level speed?
JMT
February 3, 2010
#21

Hey, guys, let’s somehow get to 2000 comments, just since we’re in striking range. Who’s with me?!
Yamato-kun
February 3, 2010
#22

“Hey, guys, let’s somehow get to 2000 comments, just since we’re in striking range. Who’s with me?!”

Eh, why not. Hell, Admin vs. Factpiler Zombies got to nearly 1500 primarily on random rambling and other shenanigans.
MEGADOOMER
February 3, 2010
#23

2000 comments, thats a great deal!
Somebody get him a cart!
Envoy
February 3, 2010
#24

shenanigans…..

I like that word….
Yamato-kun
February 3, 2010
#25

“shenanigans…..

I like that word….”

I don’t think that I’ve ever met anybody who hasn’t.
Envoy
February 3, 2010
#26

@Yamato-kun
is that destiny or freedom gundam?
Yamato-kun
February 3, 2010
#27

“is that destiny or freedom gundam?”

It’s the regular Freedom, couldn’t find any good images of Strike Freedom.
MEGADOOMER
February 3, 2010
#28

You should put on one of the original gundams, like the 00 model.
Yamato-kun
February 3, 2010
#29

“You should put on one of the original gundams, like the 00 model.”

Eh I don’t know, SEED/DESTINY was my favorite gundam series mech-wise.
MEGADOOMER
February 3, 2010
#30

I prefered the Light series that aired on Cartoon Network.
Yamato-kun
February 3, 2010
#31

“I prefered the Light series that aired on Cartoon Network.”

PLEASE tell me your not referring to that steaming pile of crap known as SD gundam, if your willing to put the gundam label within 100 miles of that atrocity.
If not then are you referring to the original, Wing, or G gundam.
MEGADOOMER
February 3, 2010
#32

Hell NO not SD Gundam! I tried watching an episode of that and got lost in retardedness. Fucking giant headed migit gundams.
Yamato-kun
February 3, 2010
#33

“Hell NO not SD Gundam! I tried watching an episode of that and got lost in retardedness. Fucking giant headed migit gundams.”

Ok good, now i don’t have to write you into my book of people who deserve less respect than a monkey with no arms and an IQ in the negatives. On a more serious note, which gundam series were you referring to, because not many gundam series are really “light” in my opinion.
MEGADOOMER
February 3, 2010
#34

It was a series where gundams were used for sport battles. The pilots were in spheres in the gundam’s chest called the core. Striking the core is illegal and would result in your gundam being repossesed like a car and destroyed. If your gundams head was destroyed then you lose.

But that was a sub plot. The main character piloted something called the Light gundam. And him and a bunch of other people he met were trying to stop a sentient race of gundams controlled by the Dark Gundam from taking over the world. In the very last episode there was a showdown between the good guys and the Dark gundam.

The Dark gundam was actually a huge dog looking thing with a regular gundam torso on its head.
Envoy
February 3, 2010
#35

@MEGADOOMER
thats G gundam

and it was my first watched gundam series
Megaraptor18
February 4, 2010
#36

Oh my God Nintendo did it I take my hat off to you folks

“The Dark gundam was actually a huge dog looking thing with a regular gundam torso on its head”

I’m currently trying to find another mech for the Dark Gundam to go against so I can see the Dark Gundam (Or Devil Gundam in the original Japanese.) in Factpile. I think of it going against one of the 40K Titans. But I”m not sure.

“thats G gundam

and it was my first watched gundam series”

My was Gundam Wing it got me into Gundam. To be honest though I like the UC era Gundam shows better. Only because of Zeon and I love Gihren Zabi and the legend himself Char Aznable a guy so badass he’s got his own song.

Sieg Zeon!!!!!
Hail Zeon!!!!!!

Here Comes Char
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uXh2fRG2Q8
SiggyMansz
February 4, 2010
#37

……the first episode i saw was SD Gundam……it gave me chronic diarrhea
then i hated Gundam series for bout a year then i saw the Gundam where its a sport that one was pretty cool
SiggyMansz
February 4, 2010
#38

Remember Everybody
The Internet = Serious Business
orber
February 4, 2010
#39

ive been intrested in the gundam series some time now.but there are many different shows and stuff.which 1 should i watch first or is logicly to start with?
SiggyMansz
February 4, 2010
#40

Watch G gundam first it was good enough to cure chronic diarrhea for me
Megaraptor18
February 4, 2010
#41

“ive been intrested in the gundam series some time now.but there are many different shows and stuff.which 1 should i watch first or is logicly to start with?”

There is this guy on Youtude posting Gundam Episodes
Here is the very first series Mobile Suit Gundam (Now known from the fans as 0079 of the First Series)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLQrx84wHE8

It was made in 1979 bt the story is going of the greatest in history. It’s the perfect place to start
Yamato-kun
February 4, 2010
#42

My first exposure to gundam was Wing. While i never really got too into the original series, I do admit that it was good. The reason I like SEED so much is the realistic issues of genetic enhancement and their conflicts with the unaltered. I also really like the mecha designs in seed (it made me so happy to find a series where a mech’s power supply is actually relevant)
The Guy Who is Actually Intelligent
February 4, 2010
#43

I’m sorry, I’m sorry I know 40K lost, and I was rooting for Nintendo but I just have to say this, *ahem*

MOAR DAKKA!
Siggymansz
February 5, 2010
#44

in that case allow me to say this
UH OH SPHEGGETI-O
AHEM
February 7, 2010
#45

Go for the 2000 comments!
Envoy
February 7, 2010
#46

WHAT!
I COULDNT HEAR YOU OVER THIS BAR…..ITS SLOWLY RAISING!
Siggymansz
February 8, 2010
#47

2000 FTW number1
Siggymansz
February 8, 2010
#48

2000 FTW number2
Siggymansz
February 8, 2010
#49

2000 FTW number3
Siggymansz
February 8, 2010
#50

2000 FTW number4
Envoy
February 8, 2010
#51

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
orber
February 8, 2010
#52

the game.

you lost it.
AHEM
February 8, 2010
#53

“2000 FTW number1″

Hey, good idea, spam attack!
Whacko
February 8, 2010
#54

Good idea? Okay.

SPAM!!!
AHEM
February 8, 2010
#55

When the heck is the next Inheritance novel going to come out? Why does Christopher Paolini need 2-3 years between each one to write another book? Does he do ‘em freaking longhand? For that matter, what’s taking George R.R. Martin so long to get A Dance with Dragons published? Five years between publishing? C’mon!
Envoy
February 8, 2010
#56

“Hey, good idea, spam attack!”

If you say so….
http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/1559606_340_1116081430036-spam.jpg
John Anen
February 8, 2010
#57

Random posts, FTW.

The ending of the Bartimaeus Trilogy sucked sh*t, and so did the last Mistborn book. Why do authors always kill off their best characters?
orber
February 8, 2010
#58

breaking news this just got in!

terminator3 ends bad!!!!! dem nukes fall!
AHEM
February 8, 2010
#59

“If you say so….”

No, not that kind of spam! I mean random posts that have little purpose to get the post count of this thread up to 2000. I don’t want the crappy lunchmeat kind of spam.
orber
February 8, 2010
#60

also nintendo actully lost the battle against 40k when the grimdark imperium of man started dancing with a shit taste in music that should be purged!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VsK8i4ZKaE
AHEM
February 8, 2010
#61

“The ending of the Bartimaeus Trilogy sucked sh*t, and so did the last Mistborn book. Why do authors always kill off their best characters?”

The worst ending ever was for the Everworld series. I mean that Valkyrie helmet thing in the eleventh book was just too much. What was the author smoking when she came up with that? And for that matter, why did the books just cut off without any explanation? No end at all.
Envoy
February 8, 2010
#62

“also nintendo actully lost the battle against 40k when the grimdark imperium of man started dancing with a shit taste in music that should be purged!”

You have much to learn, my young aprentice…
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nintendo+caramelldansen&search_type=&aq=f
SiggyMansz
February 8, 2010
#63

@Envoy
WHY did you break my combo!!!!!

oh well everyone knows wetalds are special people and that titanus s piss melts steel
orpheus12
February 8, 2010
#64

I haz awardz nowzz ?
Lets talk in leet speak for the rest of the thread.
FWT
Envoy
February 8, 2010
#65

“FWT”
O_o
wtf 1z d@t?
The Guy Who is Actually Intelligent
February 8, 2010
#66

LOL OMG ZORZ EH MEENZ FTW!
Envoy
February 8, 2010
#67

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
JMT
February 8, 2010
#68

MAH ROFLCOPTAH GOES

SOISOISOISOISOISOISOI
Envoy
February 8, 2010
#69

This is a test of my akumetsu gravatar….heres to hoping it works
tartarsauce
February 8, 2010
#70

I haz teh force !!!!1!!!1 and ZOMG the spartin lazorrrrr !!!!!!
I pwnz alllz.
Envoy
February 8, 2010
#71

WOOT’!!!

IT WORKS

YAY
The Guy Who is Actually Intelligent
February 8, 2010
#72

“I haz teh force !!!!1!!!1 and ZOMG the spartin lazorrrrr !!!!!!
I pwnz alllz.”

OMFG PLAZZMA NADE STICKZ ULTIMENT PWNAGE CAPS LOCK 4 TEH WINZEZ!!!!1111!!!!111!!!!1!!1!!1!1
SiggyMansz
February 9, 2010
#73

gimmie a STAR
S-T-A-R STAR
gimmie a STARSTAR
S-T-A-R-S-T-A-R STARSTAR

but srsly spl0z0er you all to death with my Mark VI armor cus i am a super soldier and i haz super duper strengh
SiggyMansz
February 9, 2010
#74

+1up super speed
Siggymansz
February 9, 2010
#75

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Siggymansz
February 9, 2010
#76

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Jwlynas
February 9, 2010
#77

For so long I was happy that this page got so far without meaningless spamming. And now look at it… *cries*
Envoy
February 9, 2010
#78

‘For so long I was happy that this page got so far without meaningless spamming. And now look at it… *cries*”

We just had to let loose, y’know