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Vin Diesel Vs Dwayne Johnson
Vin Diesel Vs Dwayne Johnson

I love one-sided fights sometimes. There is absolutely no way Vin “Douchebag” Diesel could possibly win this fight. He stumbled into a hit franchise with “Fast and Furious” and lost any chance of being a decent action star when they told him he had to actually ACT. Anyways, Can you SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what the ROCK is cooking!?

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  • Jwlynas
    October 5, 2009
    #1

    I get the feeling there’s some small bias on the admins part here.

    Anytime a man armpit takes up more of the screen that his head, you know somethings up. Regardless however, If it comes down to movies rather than a brawl of some description, I’d say Vin Diesel sails through this.

    The Rock, fabulous superstar persona that he was, is a sub-par actor at best, with no really good roles behind him. Vin at least has Pitch Black (Superb sci-fi movie) and Chronicles of Riddick (Action cheesefest of the highest calibre)

    Plus, any star that plays D&D gets my full support, so Vin Diesel all the way here.

  • Space marine
    October 5, 2009
    #2

    With a stubby like that, How can you say no?

  • Megaraptor18
    October 5, 2009
    #3

    I’m with you Admin

    Can you SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what the ROCK is cooking!?

    You know if this fight happened you know this is what the Rock will say to VD

    “You take that FP Award and shine it up real nice in till you can see your face then you shine it up some more…. Then you turn that son of a bitch side ways and stick up your candy ass!”

  • ss
    October 5, 2009
    #4

    id have to say the rock, even though riddick is one of my favorite charectors

  • midnite marauder
    October 5, 2009
    #5

    I’d give this one to Vin. The rock is a great wrestler but all of the roles he played never fit him. Vin on the other hand just has that rude bwoy voice that go with all his characters. Plus he played Riddick one of the most badass characters ever potrayed on film and one of the only movies that had a good game.

  • chewie6000
    October 5, 2009
    #6

    how are any of those posts relevant?
    anywhos: I prefer Vin but the rock can cook apparently so I have to go with him.
    Can you SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what the ROCK is cooking!?
    yes smells like basa fish with a hint of lemon and pepper.

  • Kenny C.
    October 5, 2009
    #7

    The Rock, no doubt in my mind. The Rundown just cemented that idea in my mind.

  • Megaraptor18
    October 5, 2009
    #8

    Don’t forget Walking Tall, Scorpion KIng, Doom, and will be playing Race Bannon in the upcoming Jonny Quest movie

  • DrunkMonk
    October 5, 2009
    #9

    Rock might win the fight, but Vin Diesel is still more badass.

  • John-117
    October 5, 2009
    #10

    “Plus he played-”

    IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO HE PLAYED!

    Own

  • Baron Somebody
    October 6, 2009
    #11

    “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO HE-” *choking noises*

    I find your lack of faith disturbing, John-117

  • AkumaTh
    October 6, 2009
    #12

    Vin Diesel was in the The Pacifier, the modern day Mr. Nanny…

    I’m voting with Dwayne Johnson.

  • Kenny C.
    October 6, 2009
    #13

    @ Mega

    I hated the movie version of Doom so much, they screwed everything up besides the actors and the first person shot sequence.

  • Megaraptor18
    October 6, 2009
    #14

    @ Kenny

    I feel the same way I don’t know how or why they screwed up something so simple as some guy surrounded by Demons from Hell on Mars and he has to stop it. But Noooooo. They took that part out and replace it with some crappy science experiment gone wrong. What pissed me off the most was the fact there was not one fireball thrown at all and if you played the game these fireball throwing demons was always your primary target.

  • Sam the heretic
    October 7, 2009
    #15

    My $0.02 is on Vin “motherfucking” diesel…unlike “family friendly” dwayne *snigger*
    ol’ vinnie don’t give a shit, and he don’t do tights either(only frilly girls do)…aaaand, he was xxx/riddick…thats bad ass. Dwayne aint got nothing.

    P.s. Being a wrestler doesn’t automatically mean your a fighter. Haha, vin’s punchs won’t be choreographed!

  • AkumaTh
    October 7, 2009
    #16

    @Sam the heretic: The Scorpion King, The Rundown, Walking Tall, Gridiron Gang, Southland Tales, and let’s not forget portraying “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN, IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!”

    And Vin Diesel was in his fair share of family friendly movies. He was the voice of the Iron Giant and in “The Pacifier”.

    And if being a professional wrestler doesn’t cut it, how about being a college football star? Or a guy with a degree in criminology and physiology?

  • Jwlynas
    October 7, 2009
    #17

    “And Vin Diesel was in his fair share of family friendly movies. He was the voice of the Iron Giant and in “The Pacifier”.”

    And being in framily friendly movies makes you a bad action hero?
    Name me one action hero who hasn’t been in a family friendly movie.

    Hell fire, AHnold “i’ll be backl was in Junoir for gods sake!

    A movie about a Man having a BABY!

    And he was in twins, kindergarden cop, last action hero, Jingle all the way… The man was the hardest looking action hero, and he went into labour!

  • Baron Somebody
    October 8, 2009
    #18

    Harrison Ford is too badass to be in Jingle all the Way

  • Jwlynas
    October 8, 2009
    #19

    “Harrison Ford is too badass to be in Jingle all the Way”

    He was however in The Star Wars Holiday Special so…. yeah.

  • Dude
    October 8, 2009
    #20

    I’d say Vin just because i’ve enjoyed the movies he played in and his acting way more. Dwayne’s movies usually dont appeal to me. Besides its obvious Vin’s more of a badass..

  • Sam the heretic
    October 8, 2009
    #21

    @Jwlynas

    “Name me one action hero who hasn’t been in a family friendly movie”

    Sylvester Stallone?

  • Sam the heretic
    October 8, 2009
    #22

    @Akumath

    “THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN, IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!”

    Ha! The Most? i beg to differ. Ric Flair? Steve Austin? Hulk Hogan? hell, goldberg is more badass than the rock….

  • Jwlynas
    October 8, 2009
    #23

    “Sylvester Stallone?”

    Has been in Stop or my Mom will shoot, AND Spy Kids 3D.

  • Sam the heretic
    October 8, 2009
    #24

    @jwlynas

    true. Dammit, are there no true foul mouthed, goreloving, sexcraving actors left who wouldn’t sell their soul for kids and their overprotective mothers?!

    *halo* bruce willis?!

    *halo2* danny glover?!

    *halo3* mel gibson!

    *halo3odst* ron jeremy…hehe

  • Jwlynas
    October 8, 2009
    #25

    Bruce Willis… Are you kidding me? That guy is the master of Family friendly action.

    Look Whose Talking 1+2
    Over the Hedge
    Moonlighting (His TV series)
    Charlies Angels 2

    Danny Glover – Debatable action hero, but I don’t know of anything specific he did that was family friendly

    Mel Gibson… Of Chicken Run/Simpsons fame?

    Ron jeremy. Now there’s a man who knows how to avoid the family friendly media

  • Sam the heretic
    October 9, 2009
    #26

    Oh god…chicken run. Never did get aussie humor…ron jeremy,lol. I can see him on simpsons showing bart his “solo fellactio” trick……

  • AkumaTh
    October 10, 2009
    #27

    @Jwlynas: That was based off Sam the heretic’s comment about Dwayne being a Family Friendly Movie star.

    @Sam the heretic: It’s not a matter of opinion, he was billed like that. It’s like “Hitman” to Bret Hart, “Nature Boy” to Ric Flair, “Superfly” to Jimmy Snuka, and so on… And considering how everyone still cheers for him after abandoning the Wrestling organization, it has something to live up to.

  • Sam the heretic
    October 10, 2009
    #28

    @AkumaTH

    true,i guess. Don’t mean that sentiment applies to all wwe viewers. I’d rather vote for stone cold …he too is still cheered for… That beer thing gets me everytime

  • sam the heretic
    October 23, 2009
    #29

    @jwlynas

    Clint eastwood! he’s a true action man, never sold his soul and stared in any family movies…ever…..even as an old guy…

    -Gran Turino

    -million Dollar Baby

    have we found our man?

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