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Thor Vs Pikachu
Thor Vs Pikachu

Here’s fight that may seem lopsided to Thor’s favor, but the little yellow rat is pretty good with lightning too.

Pikachu’s size could both be an advantage in that he would be harder to hit for Thor, but at the same time, could he have the endurance to match Thor’s?

How would this match end?

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21 Comments
  • Space marine
    December 16, 2008
    #1

    NO. Pickachu is just a little yellow rat,as admin and im sure that thor Can sqwash him with his hammer

  • Space marine
    December 16, 2008
    #2

    woops, same as admin.

  • Matapiojo
    December 16, 2008
    #3

    Even with the ability of taking half lightning damage (as all same-type pokemon do), a single AOE thunder attack from the Asgardian god will ROFLSTOMP this pest. The rat’s agility counts for nothing when Thor can attack everything for many, many yards surrounding him at once.

  • kouov
    December 16, 2008
    #4

    This an unfair fight. how could pikachu win?

  • L-W
    December 16, 2008
    #5

    As we’ve seen in the past, Pikachu’s electric attacks have been barely enough to permanently hurt humans (Or slightly burn) in the past. In comparison, a faulty wire in a Kettle can send a human into cardiac arrest and cause permanent brain damage.

    Yes, an electric attack from a faulty wire is more dangerous than an electric Rat. You do the numbers.

  • HeroofTime85
    December 17, 2008
    #6

    Pikachu has NO CHANCE! Thor will zap Pikachu to death to show Pikachu’s ignorance of challenging Thor. THOR PWNS THIS!

  • Space marine
    December 17, 2008
    #7

    *Ash* Pika-chu! Thunder now!
    *thor* Stop that it tickles.

    *thor* Stop now! I command you!
    *thor* Thats it, Roflstomp attack!
    *kills pika-chu* Eww….it’s like chewed up bubblegum on my boot!

  • The_Master
    December 22, 2008
    #8

    Obviosly Thor, he could smash the rat with his hammer.

  • theyellowking
    December 24, 2008
    #9

    If you go by actual Norse-Mythology, Thor could wtfpwn just about anything.

  • onesidedfight
    December 24, 2008
    #10

    Thor would just keep going on with his days, and pikachu would just tire himself to death.

  • KiraMasteroftheNote
    January 6, 2009
    #11

    Thor would look at pikachu and that will cause it to sh!t itself then fall over dead.

  • Matapiojo
    January 6, 2009
    #12

    “Thor would look at pikachu and that will cause it to sh!t itself then fall over dead.”

    Would the rodent defecate spark plugs?

    If so, the uncontrolable fits of laughter might put the Asgardian out of comission.

  • Space marine
    January 6, 2009
    #13

    God d#nm draw!!!!!

  • Tim
    January 7, 2009
    #14

    Thor would easily win but Pikachu is stronger than you guys think. In SSBB Pikachu’s thunder attack shocks Ridley quite badly, showing that he can be quite powerful when he wants to be.

  • MJSC STARWARS
    January 27, 2009
    #15

    Thor wouldn’t be that cruel. Pikachu would lose in a fight, but they’d never fight. Thor would just pet him, Pikachu would be all cute and say “Pika Pika!”, and they’d be good friends forever. Yep, that’s how it’d work.

  • JoshMcFace
    February 3, 2009
    #16

    Thor shoots loads of lightning repeatedly at Pikachu who stands their absorbing it and saying “Pika.” Thor gets pissed off and squashes pikachu with his hammer.
    “chuuuu….”
    End.

  • Hamonlord
    March 6, 2009
    #17

    Not even Ash’s Pikachu >>>> All. The real (not marvel) Thor the norse god of thunder takes this easily. Though it’d be cool to see pikachu with a mjolnir. Poke-Liberation 4EVER!

  • Hamonlord
    March 6, 2009
    #18

    Don’t get me wrong, I’d normally support the Pokemon side, but any sky and thunder god from any actual mythology would kick even Pikachu’s ass.

  • jordan Thurman
    March 18, 2009
    #19

    the only post dumber than this is morgoth vs link

  • AHEM
    December 4, 2009
    #20

    A wild THOR appeared!

    ASH sent out PIKACHU! Go Pikachu!

    Pikachu used THUNDER!

    Pikachu: Pika-pika!

    It’s not very effective . . . Thor took 1 damage!

    Thor used GOD-BLAST!

    A critical hit! It’s super-effective! Pikachu took 999999 damage! . . . Pikachu fainted!

    Ash is out of usable Pokemon! . . . Ash whited out!

    Thor FTW.

  • Paladino
    February 3, 2010
    #21

    Ash: Pikachu!!! 100000 volt attack!!!!!
    Pikachu:(striking Thor)Pika-pika…..

    Thor:(laughing to Pikachu) gyahahahahahhahaha……

    Pikachu:Pikasheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!

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