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  • starsteam
    July 27, 2010
    #1

    I get bad vibes from the way those army men are looking at her <_<.

  • Sparks
    July 27, 2010
    #2

    lol, Hillary at the R-Convention.

  • Eric Gigliotti
    July 27, 2010
    #3

    This is effed up

  • Cargo
    July 27, 2010
    #4

    Dolls vs. Army Men. Yikes.

  • Lamb_of_God
    July 27, 2010
    #5

    Is this uncensored? XD

  • Orpheus12
    July 27, 2010
    #6

    Lolol
    They have a tank.
    And she’s blind folded.

  • Kenny C.
    July 27, 2010
    #7

    Where are the M-80s? No childhood is complete without M-80s.

  • Asger
    July 27, 2010
    #8

    Ah yes, a classic childhood game of…Creepy POW camp.

  • Rorschach
    July 27, 2010
    #9

    Ahh the memories of childhood.

    Now we need fire crackers to signify the doll exploding.

  • Locutus
    July 27, 2010
    #10

    She will be remembered….

  • Pondering Fool
    July 27, 2010
    #11

    There goes my memories of Pixar winning another Oscar……

    - pf

  • Negative Zero
    July 27, 2010
    #12

    Buzz and Woody ain’t gonna like this.

  • Rorschach
    July 27, 2010
    #13

    Buzz and Woody will get killed, with army men taking over that kid’s room.

  • overlord
    July 27, 2010
    #14

    I wnder if the army men call in an airstrike or possibly an AC-130.

  • Rorschach
    July 27, 2010
    #15

    @overlord
    Possibly…

  • Cargo
    July 27, 2010
    #16

    Guess I better lock my old army men better, my other childhood toys are going missing…

  • Rorschach
    July 27, 2010
    #17

    Toys, I prefered Action Figures as a kid, ahh the memories…

    Now to get my firecrakers, and find that Doll whoever it belongs to!

  • Negative Zero
    July 27, 2010
    #18

    We could just get Sid from Toy Story 1 to take care of that doll.

  • Rorschach
    July 27, 2010
    #19

    I would just handcuff the doll, leave it an axe, pour gasoline around it, and WATCH it burn!

  • Cargo
    July 27, 2010
    #20

    “We could just get Sid from Toy Story 1 to take care of that doll.”

    I don’t think he wants anything to do with toys after what happened.

  • Megaraptor18
    July 27, 2010
    #21

    The guy who did this is going to be into some kniy shit when he is older

  • starsteam
    July 27, 2010
    #22

    The more kinky the better D:.

  • ZomBninjasamurai
    July 27, 2010
    #23

    “The more kinky the better D:.”

    until you find yourself chained to a wall naked in a basement hoping that someone notices your disappearance before you die of dehydration…

  • Siggymansz
    July 27, 2010
    #24

    lol “Just lik bak in NAM!”

  • Rorschach
    July 27, 2010
    #25

    The reason I did that to the doll is because she was Tiny Tina from Twilight Zone…
    DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DO…

  • Sparks
    July 27, 2010
    #26

    Everyone is overlooking who’s the winning side.

    You see her smiling in the face of death? She has a giant sheep, beagle and bear ready to ambush the greens. It will be a dark day for their country.

    She isn’t the victim. She is a monster.

  • ZomBninjasamurai
    July 27, 2010
    #27

    “You see her smiling in the face of death? She has a giant sheep, beagle and bear ready to ambush the greens. It will be a dark day for their country.”

    *examines picture more closely*… oh no… its a trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Rorschach
    July 27, 2010
    #28

    The army men are a firing squad, she murdered a family of three, Husband, Wife, and six-year old daughter…
    Count me in that firing squad, even though I tend not to use firearms, other than my gas-powered grappling hook.

  • Eric Gigliotti
    July 27, 2010
    #29

    “until you find yourself chained to a wall naked in a basement hoping that someone notices your disappearance before you die of dehydration…”

    You can’t underestimate the chills that ran up my spine when I read that. That would really suck!

  • Cargo
    July 27, 2010
    #30

    “*examines picture more closely*… oh no… its a trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    Maybe it’s another trap…The army men are counting on the other stuffed animals to show up and THEN they call in the heavy firepower!

  • Rorschach
    July 27, 2010
    #31

    @Eric Gigliotti
    That would, but not as much to be the family she kills in the Twilight Zone…
    DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DO…
    Even though she only killed the father, but she was still alive at end of episode!

  • Rorschach
    July 27, 2010
    #32

    “And that’s what happens when you step into The TWILIGHT ZONE…
    DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DO…”

  • Eric Gigliotti
    July 27, 2010
    #33

    “*examines picture more closely*… oh no… its a trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff223/Droidekea/Imagenes%20para%20foros/its-a-trap.jpg

    @Rorschach

    I don’t think I saw that one

  • Eric Gigliotti
    July 27, 2010
    #34

    OMFG! Anybody watching the Deadliest Warrior Navy Seal vs Israeli Commando!!!!??????????

  • Rorschach
    July 27, 2010
    #35

    No one remembers, “I am Tiny Tina, and I am going to KILL you!”?

  • Rorschach
    July 27, 2010
    #36

    “OMFG! Anybody watching the Deadliest Warrior Navy Seal vs Israeli Commando!!!!??????????”
    Of course! Season finale of Season two!!!

  • Eric Gigliotti
    July 27, 2010
    #37

    “Of course! Season finale of Season two!!!”

    Did you see the Navy Seal with that knife!!!!?????

  • Rorschach
    July 27, 2010
    #38

    I may not be in your timezone, right now is the marathon of episodes I saw, don’t spoil the end for me!

    Right now Al Capone vs. Jesse James on, when new, obvious Jesse James would’ve won.

  • Eric Gigliotti
    July 27, 2010
    #39

    @Rorschach

    Gotcha

  • Siggymansz
    July 28, 2010
    #40

    We should have a vs for this Pic

    11 Plastic Soldiers & 1 Plastic Tank Vs 1 Doll & 3 Stuffed Animals

  • Lamb_of_God
    July 28, 2010
    #41

    “11 Plastic Soldiers & 1 Plastic Tank Vs 1 Doll & 3 Stuffed Animals”

    Tiny Tina kills them all with a plastic cooking knife!

  • ZomBninjasamurai
    July 28, 2010
    #42

    “Tiny Tina kills them all with a plastic cooking knife!”

    you haven’t read Stephen King’s “Battleground” have you?

  • Siggymansz
    July 28, 2010
    #43

    “you haven’t read Stephen King’s “Battleground” have you?”
    I No speak Espaniol

  • Lamb_of_God
    July 28, 2010
    #44

    No,the Tiny Tina I refer to is a different one nvm.

  • Lamb_of_God
    July 28, 2010
    #45

    “I No speak Espaniol”
    Vete a la mierda

  • Siggymansz
    July 28, 2010
    #46

    “Vete a la mierda”
    its an Inside joke…………You won’t get the Refrence unless you Frequent the FCI Website

  • Siggymansz
    July 28, 2010
    #47

    wait…………..Lamb

    did you say Fuck?

  • Lamb_of_God
    July 28, 2010
    #48

    You no speak english si?

  • ZomBninjasamurai
    July 28, 2010
    #49

    “did you say Fuck?”

    I think he did… really disappointed that you don’t speak Espanol eh?

  • Siggymansz
    July 28, 2010
    #50

    “really disappointed that you don’t speak Espanol eh?”
    Yep, It haunts me Everyday

  • John-117
    July 28, 2010
    #51

    Oh,salga con su sarcasmo,es un idioma hermoso qua le ayudaran a conseguir un trabajo en muchas diferentes lineas de trabajo.

    ;)

  • Lamb_of_God
    July 28, 2010
    #52

    It is a useful language John-117. I am a softmore in high school and I will be taking spanish soon. I hope to expand the places I can work at and get a better job in the long run.

  • Baron Somebody
    July 28, 2010
    #53

    “We could just get Sid from Toy Story 1 to take care of that doll.”

    Sid? Are you kidding me? He is a fucking novice piece of shit compared to me…just send it to me and I’ll figure something

  • Negative Zero
    July 28, 2010
    #54

    “OMFG! Anybody watching the Deadliest Warrior Navy Seal vs Israeli Commando!!!!??????????”

    I saw it yesterday. I’m not sure if there gonna do a season 3 though.

  • Negative Zero
    July 28, 2010
    #55

    “Sid? Are you kidding me? He is a fucking novice piece of shit compared to me…just send it to me and I’ll figure something”

    Sure thing.

  • Laharl
    July 29, 2010
    #56

    “just send it to me and I’ll figure something”R@PE via tank driving up and…well.*chuckles*

  • the_man_with The_Answers
    August 1, 2010
    #57

    What if this is just part of a long war with those dolls seen in the picture above are only the baseline enemy unit. There are still Barbies(Fast and agile, reproduce, can drive stylish vehicles), Cabbage patch kids(Huge behemoths), G.I. Joes(Heavy support utilizing large, compared to the army men, guns and vehicles). THis battle depicted above could be a crucial part to the war.

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