The Microsoft Future (Video)

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October 12th, 2009 at 1:05 pm -

Very nice. Yet, I still can’t imagine that future without seeing how the blue screen of death will look. Also funny how a Microsoft product uses Apple-like motions to function…

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JoshMcFace
October 12, 2009
#1

Reminded me of Tony Stark when building his suit.
And I know what you mean by Apple-like Admin. I’m pretty sure they were considering patenting the pinch zoom…
Diana
October 12, 2009
#2

Holographic computers that even work in a newspaper? I’m pretty sure that even 5 yrs. from now this will not flow on the public…

Impressive though but the better catch of this should be an inexhaustible power source that will replace oil & dead plants as a source of energy.

Last thing, I hope this is not software that will kill video game piracy. My lifeblood in gaming
Kenny C.
October 12, 2009
#3

wow… all of that looks incredibly fragile.
Pondering Fool
October 12, 2009
#4

“wow… all of that looks incredibly fragile.”

Hahaha, Kenny C. doesn’t care if it is good or not, just as long as it doesn’t shatter on contact. How i miss americans….

- the pondering fool
Dracosphinx
October 12, 2009
#5

This is how they go about business with apple.
We are Microsoft. resistance is futile. you will be assimilated.
Expert
October 12, 2009
#6

If you want to save the world just burn your PC and buy a real computer system called MAC.
Drayflare
October 12, 2009
#7

ExpertImp, that is stupid.. My comp is perfectly fine, and with the economy, no one has the money that I know of, at least not rich people, to burn a perfectly good computer, just to buy another.
Kenny C.
October 12, 2009
#8

@ PF

Listen dude, if their stuff is going to be paper thin and it’s going into the hands of school children and in my pocket, it better be made out of some strong shit.
Dracosphinx
October 13, 2009
#9

@Kenny, it’s probably fiberglass. one of the strongest substances around. and expert! Fanaticizing over a microsoft xbox and saying Apple is better? Strange. BTW, If you ever get a sound system get a sony one.
Dracosphinx
October 13, 2009
#10

every post I touch dies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Syncourt
October 13, 2009
#11

LOL Draco!

Anyways, that ad’s pretty cool…but how long will it take for the public to use it like that? o_O
Pondering Fool
October 13, 2009
#12

“@ PF
Listen dude, if their stuff is going to be paper thin and it’s going into the hands of school children and in my pocket, it better be made out of some strong shit.”

Adamantium anyone? wish fiction was true….

- the pondering fool
Kenny C.
October 13, 2009
#13

@ PF

Not happening anytime soon.

@ Draco

Fiberglass…. Microsoft new products are going to be fiberglass….. that seems like a really bad idea… not sure why.
Pondering Fool
October 13, 2009
#14

“@ PF
Not happening anytime soon. ”

Let a fool have his dream!!

/Watch PF jump off a building believing he can fly/

- the pondering fool
Dracosphinx
October 13, 2009
#15

@PF, you can fly! You just have to BELIEVE!!!!11!!!11!!1!!!!
Kenny C.
October 13, 2009
#16

/Looks a the smudge that used to be the fool and then at Draco./

I’m reporting you to the police for helping him commit suicide.
Dracosphinx
October 13, 2009
#17

But he had the pixie dust!!

.
Kenny C.
October 13, 2009
#18

He forgot to use it…. the fool.
Pondering Fool
October 13, 2009
#19

“He forgot to use it…. the fool.”

What a bum….you know those Brits…always forgetting something……

- the pondering fool
Kenny C.
October 13, 2009
#20

@ PF

Yeah man, the Brits are renown for their forgetfulness. They forgot how powerful and threatening Hitler was becoming in the 1930′s and next thing you know, the Brits are like ” GAWD USA, HITLER HAZ PWNED FRANCE AND POLAND. WE NED DA YOSE GUYS SPARTAN LASERZZZZ!!!!”
Pondering Fool
October 13, 2009
#21

“@ PF
Yeah man, the Brits are renown for their forgetfulness. They forgot how powerful and threatening Hitler was becoming in the 1930’s and next thing you know, the Brits are like ” GAWD USA, HITLER HAZ PWNED FRANCE AND POLAND. WE NED DA YOSE GUYS SPARTAN LASERZZZZ!!!!””

True, my past prime minister, Chamberlien, was a bit…weak (ok, really weak). Thank God for the RAF, my grand father showed the Nazis what Brits could do (just for any German people sake, I am not anit German, just anti Nazi). I think the Spartan Lazer would come later in the war, probably around Captain America in 1943? I could be wrong with my history though……

- the pondering fool
Kenny C.
October 13, 2009
#22

@ PF

In Chamberlien’s defense, he had the best intentions for what he did, but it didn’t fly with the Hitler debacle and then here comes Mr.Churchill.

On a separate note, while I don’t condone Nazism (even if thats my nickname at school for some reason), you have to be impressed with what the German military was able to do in WW 2 and able to achieve a 2 to 1 kill average.
Megaraptor18
October 13, 2009
#23

@ PF

“Thank God for the RAF, my grand father showed the Nazis what Brits could do”

God Bess the Royal Air Force and your grand father for helping to end National Socialism (Also known as Nazism).

@ Kenny

“In Chamberlien’s defense, he had the best intentions for what he did, but it didn’t fly with the Hitler debacle and then here comes Mr.Churchill.”

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

“you have to be impressed with what the German military was able to do in WW 2 and able to achieve a 2 to 1 kill average.”

That credit belongs to the Wehrmacht (German Army) granted the only NAZIs that were on the battlefield was the Waffen-SS. Other than that the Wehrmacht did most of the fighting.
Pondering Fool
October 14, 2009
#24

“On a separate note, while I don’t condone Nazism (even if that’s my nickname at school for some reason), you have to be impressed with what the German military was able to do in WW 2 and able to achieve a 2 to 1 kill average.”

Well, my american friend, i do agree that the German war machine was quite efficient in fighting. Unfortunately, little old Hitler got a tad to greedy (lets invade the USSR!). The Waffen-SS (though I absolutely detested there actions in the Holocaust), were quite the formidable warriors in WWII, when properly supplied, but still pale compared to the numbers the Wehrmacht used fighting against the Allies.

““In Chamberlain’s defense, he had the best intentions for what he did, but it didn’t fly with the Hitler debacle and then here comes Mr.Churchill.””

Mmh, well I guess, in today’s standards, he would have won a Noble Peace prize, would he not? Too bad Munich was just a sham….

- the pondering fool, who is going off to a wonderful little restaurant by the Thames, with his lady friend.
Cpt Olimar
October 14, 2009
#25

“Mmh, well I guess, in today’s standards, he would have won a Noble Peace prize, would he not? Too bad Munich was just a sham….”

Full of Truth.
Dracosphinx
October 14, 2009
#26

“the pondering fool, who is going off to a wonderful little restaurant by the Thames, with his lady friend.”
Sum 1s gttn luckieee!!!!!
Kenny C.
October 14, 2009
#27

” Sum 1s gttn luckieee!!!!! ”

Depends on how the red wine will affect her.
Dracosphinx
October 14, 2009
#28

true… .
Pondering Fool
October 14, 2009
#29

“Depends on how the red wine will affect her.”

Haha, I believe, that I should have added in “lady friend, that happens to be my step-sister I haven’t seen in 1 and 1/2 years hahaha”. Got to love Factpilers…..

- the pondering fool
Megaraptor18
October 14, 2009
#30

“Haha, I believe, that I should have added in “lady friend, that happens to be my step-sister I haven’t seen in 1 and 1/2 years hahaha”. Got to love Factpilers…..”

Yea we’re a bunch of horny basterds
Kenny C.
October 14, 2009
#31

@ PF

…….. my god you’re sick……………
Pondering Fool
October 14, 2009
#32

“@ PF
…….. my god you’re sick……………”

Americans……..uhm Kenny C. I was just having dinner with my step-sister, nothing more. Sure, we Brits have lost our Empire, but not our common decency.

- the pondering fool
Megaraptor18
October 14, 2009
#33

@ PF

Don’t mind Kenny he has some nuts and bolts missing
Kenny C.
October 14, 2009
#34

@ Mega

Are you saying that I have brain damage-nage-nage-nage-nage-nage-nage?
Pondering Fool
October 14, 2009
#35

“@ Mega
Are you saying that I have brain damage-nage-nage-nage-nage-nage-nage?”

I wonder why he would think so Kenny……you have any ideas? I can’t see why he would think such a thing. You seem perfectly fine!

- the pondering fool
Kenny C.
October 14, 2009
#36

LOOK! I found a shovel.

/ Spins the shovel between his two hands and then accidentally smacks his own head./

Okay…. I’m better now… really…………… since when were my revolvers loaded with crayons that have the words “emergency ammo” written on them?
Prime Chaos
October 14, 2009
#37

@KC hey that sounds like Kacy. lol. Kacy. You know like a girls name? Anywho i switched your ammo with crayons thats have the power of nukes behind them. You shot and anything in your way is vaporised. Have fun!
Pondering Fool
October 14, 2009
#38

“@KC hey that sounds like Kacy. lol. Kacy. You know like a girls name? Anywho i switched your ammo with crayons thats have the power of nukes behind them. You shot and anything in your way is vaporised. Have fun! ”

Wouldn’t the kickback on such a revolver be….i dont know….a bit strong? just saying….

- the pondering fool
Prime Chaos
October 14, 2009
#39

@PF

nope it has no recoil what so ever. Unless i press this red button!

/PC presses the red button making the recoil 10x stronger than a bolter!

Hah, try and use it now Kacy. lol that cracks me up.
Kenny C.
October 14, 2009
#40

/ Looks at Prime Chaos, looks at revolver, puts revolvers back into their holsters,and takes out the Pimp Cane and the Fool Cane./

” You have insulted the wrong Helghast!”

/ Pimp Cane and Fool Cane combine to from a warp hole and throw Prime Chaos into it./

” Have fun with the chaos god of pleasure.”
Prime Chaos
October 14, 2009
#41

/rips back into regular dimension and tosses Kacy to Nurgle while snapping the pimp and fool cane in two and destroying them with chaos.

/sticks tongue out

Nehehehehehe. I win Kacy. oh that is hilarious.

And now my ultimate attack. GIGA BITCHSLAP OF DOOM! KC(Kacy) gets blasted into the teletubbie dimension with no way out.
Pondering Fool
October 14, 2009
#42

“/rips back into regular dimension and tosses Kacy to Nurgle while snapping the pimp and fool cane in two and destroying them with chaos.”

You do know, snapping the Pimp and Fool Cane, just restarted the universe. Just thought you should know that….

- the pondering fool
Prime Chaos
October 14, 2009
#43

@PF

Meh, im still PRIME Chaos. So no big. Plus this isn’t the first time i was forced to restart the universe. PHYSICS ARE MY BITCH! I’ve had to restart the universe many times.

One time you had turned into a power mad dictator over England and beat France up. Then you attacked the U.S. resulting in you launching whatever nukes England has and somehow that awoke the necrons secretly living here and they destroyed Earth so i was forced to restart the universe.
Dracosphinx
October 14, 2009
#44

@PC, you are a heartless bastard.
Prime Chaos
October 14, 2009
#45

@Draconsphinx

Why? Just because i called Kenny C. Kacy? Its funny.
Pondering Fool
October 14, 2009
#46

“One time you had turned into a power mad dictator over England and beat France up.”

Is anyone thinking of V for Vendetta…….or is that just me?

- the pondering fool
PaPPa JUDAS
October 14, 2009
#47

When this future comes I will be their with a big magnet
Prime Chaos
October 14, 2009
#48

Nope. Also, if you ever become dictator of england again atleast try and hurt Russia.

Heck, you actually tried to attack Russia by land in the middle of winter. Needless to say you got your ass beat to the curve.

Of course that was a previous universe prior to restart #345,678,897,321.
Kenny C.
October 14, 2009
#49

I FIRIN” MEH LAZOR!

/ Fires pure power out of his mouth and destorys Prime Chaos./
Pondering Fool
October 14, 2009
#50

“Of course that was a previous universe prior to restart #345,678,897,321.”

Ahh, i forgot that one. So hard to keep track of these restarts……oh well, maybe I can win a Noble Peace Prize for being restarted #345,678,897,321. I am sure I deserve it…..

- the pondering fool
Prime Chaos
October 14, 2009
#51

/Looks around.

@KC

That tickles. Stop it. Flings KC into a room where a clone of Michael Jackson is with no door. Mwahhahahahahaha. Try and get out of their now!
Prime Chaos
October 14, 2009
#52

Well PF before that restart you actually got every nobel award. I really don’t know how but you cured cancer, the flu, and the common cold. Also you successfully sniped Obama in the head before he could brainwash Britain into attacking America.
Kenny C.
October 14, 2009
#53

Kenny C.leaves , bored with RPing on threads.
Prime Chaos
October 14, 2009
#54

@Kenny

See ya Kacy. PFffft! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Okay thats it for me. good night guys. Oh, and kenny it was all in good fun.
Dracosphinx
October 14, 2009
#55

PAPPA JUDAS!!!!!
How’s my fellow old(er) piler?
Pondering Fool
October 15, 2009
#56

“Also you successfully sniped Obama in the head before he could brainwash Britain into attacking America.”

I guess I know where somebody’s political stance is………wonder how I knew that?

- the pondering fool