Well, I was hoping to write up an amazing story of how it was fantastic to create my own race of aliens or craft my character in just about any shape I wanted, personalized in just about every type of polygon bliss available.
But my friends, it didn’t turn out that way.
I have to say that I was hesitant on learning about this game about getting it. I know World of Warcraft is tremendously successful and millions play it. I know that I’ve always have been a fan of the Star Trek franchise and the idea of playing an open world game in that universe was really cool. So without thinking too much more than that, I decided to pick up a copy.
As I placed the DVD rom into the drive and was prompted to go online and get started, I was hoping that this would be the experience I think a lot of us felt was missing from the previous games in the franchise. The screen prompted me for a username and such, and after about 1/2 hour of trying to create an account, I was finally able to fire up the game. So I thought.
After logging in, it told me that I needed activate my key. I was easily able to enter the randomized code provided that I know in 3 days will have some keygen crack ready to go on all the warez sites, and was hit with the whammy:
Please activate your subscription – select a billing option.
Let me get this straight – you want to get my credit info before I even play the friggin game? On the box it says it comes with a 30-day free trial. But apparently you have to provide all your credentials before they even let you see what you’re getting. But wait, I already paid $50 just to get the game, and before I can even create a character, you are hitting me up for more cash? REALLY?!
I could understand if somehow I could acquire some cool ships or exclusive content via download, return the game and screw someone else out of some goodies – but to not even let me test drive the game is absurd. And for the record, I don’t get any of this crap I review for free. I pay for all of it so I am coming from a ‘real’ person’s perspective, not some review site where I have to say good things to get a paycheck. Yes, I know that you enter your billing information now and they won’t bill you until 30 days from the date you join. It’s not about that – how do you expect to get me ‘hooked’ if I can’t even play your game? Since the experience requires me to go online to play, you can easily turn off access at any moment, if I don’t pay – so why not let me play for free?
Cryptic and Atari, you have an epic FAIL here. We all know the model works provided you have a good game. Perhaps it’s this type of thinking is what lead to the downfall of Atari previously. To be fair, since I haven’t gone in to play the game, I suppose the actual game play review can be handled by all the ‘big boys’ who get to beta test and provide glowing reviews on another turd of a game.
At least I was able to get my reserve for God of War 3 which comes out March 16th, 2010 and I guarantee right now will not suck balls.
What fuckery is this?!
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