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This just might be one of the greatest matches to ever appear on FactPile. Making his debut is Thomas Bruso, AKA Epic Beard Man. I’ve included a video at the bottom of this post so that you can quickly get a summary of his skills.

As for the match? Norris has finally met another person not named Bruce Lee who could kick his ass.

It’s been soo long since Mr. Norris had a post on here that I figured he was due. I think it’s also a sign that his time is just about over as a new wave of action heroes are pushing their way up the ladder.

Anyways, here comes the onslaught of Chuck Norris facts in ways that he could beat Wolverine. I think Wolvy would allow Chuck to think he was going to win for a little bit before tearing him to shreds.

What say you?

Epic smackdown for America’s birthday. Can Norris defend his title?

Would there be anything on Earth left?
What other consequences would there be?

Here’s a match I would love to see. Only because as much as the Internet seems to think that Chuck can beat anyone, anything, anytime, he would get destroyed in this match and that alone would be worth the price of admission.

What say you?

Classic match here. Before everyone goes spouting off on Chuck sayings, take a look at the characters and how they are in their movies. Yes, Chuck kicks ass.

But –

Indy always wins in the end despite all of his failures along the way.

I see the fight lasting about twenty minutes with Chuck dominating the entire fight until the very end where Indiana gets him with a right hook to the jaw…

POW!

You asked for it, so here it is:

Set up any scenario you want, if you think any of the combatants would pair up or not – The question is, between Kratos, Master Chief, Superman, Lobo, Kharn, Cyrpto 137, Goku and Chuck Norris, who emerges from this epic match? and most importantly, HOW DO THEY DO IT?

Can the Earth survive this clash of the titans?

I know most will side with Chuck, but I think the Warrior Princess might be able to pull out this fight.

Who Wins?

Yeah, I’ve heard that Chuck Norris can melt the sun, eat bullets for breakfast and sh!t out nukes. But when it comes to a badass, it’s be pretty hard to find someone better at that task than Lobo.

Chuck may have beat down a lot of people, but only Lobo killed Santa Claus.

There’s no way Chuck lives through this match – or is there?

What better way to celebrate Labor Day by having two of the most symbolic Americans facing off against each other?
Look, we all know Chuck has some moves and according to some, even gave birth to Jesus. All that aside, Captain America would absolutely destroy Norris.

Just my $.02 – What about you?