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Soap Mactavish Vs Jan Templar
Soap Mactavish Vs Jan Templar

Making his debut on FactPile is Soap Mactavish from the Call of Duty franchise. Matching up against him is Jan Templar of Killzone fame. While I think it would be a good match, I think in the end, Soap gets the win.

What say you?

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  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #1

    “Try the following – goto gohe.info. See if you can get to the site through the proxy server. – Admin”

    Can do, and thanks.

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #2

    “Wait second what do you mean you can’t get in Topia. Have you informed Admin, Mata, or Sapper about this.”

    Well its only been a couple of days sense I’ve even been able to get on factpile.

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #3

    Didn’t work Admin. :(

    That sucks – can you send me an email with your internet service provider? admin (@) factpile.com – I might have some talking to do with my hosting company – Admin

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #4

    Admin I’ve never sent a message, so I’m completely clueless on it.

    Just send me an email and tell me the name of the company you use to get online. That should be all I need. – Admin

  • midnite marauder
    December 8, 2009
    #5

    X on your a pussy and your comebacks are some of the worse I’ve ever read(I would say heard but I can’t actually hear you). DRAGON had better comebacks. Seriously Midpathetic? Wow how long it take you to come up with that one? Just face it your a corny little bitch with a bitch ass avatar. Seriously a panda carrying chainsaws with no arms? What is he Rayman’s pet. And lastly fuck waffles pancakes bitch. With butter pecan syrup.

    @Mega-Hey I may have won that battle but I had some help and to your credit you and Sapper put up a hell of a defense. It took us what 2 weeks to end it. It was one of the best debates I ever took part in so thank you.

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #6

    … Really? I can’t believe your getting that over worked about something over the Internet. I mean come on you fail.

  • midnite marauder
    December 8, 2009
    #7

    Who’s getting mad? I’m laughing my ass off at you and your pathetic comebacks. Trolls are a great source of internet laughs and their free. And why do you keep saying I fail? I haven’t taken any tests and my grades are excellent so what am I failing at? Life? Nope golden there too so what is it I’m failing at? I’m curious. And change that fucking avatar its pissing me off or at least make the arms longer cause its weird.

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #8

    Hmm then, cause I’m laughing at your pathetic comeback’s. *Shrugs*

    Change my Chainsaw panda, because some loser over the internet doesn’t like it! Over your dead, raped, and broken body bub.

  • midnite marauder
    December 8, 2009
    #9

    Raped? Your one very gay panda then. Why would bring up raping a man? In my country I would have the legal right to kill you and burn down your dwelling.

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #10

    In my legal country id have the right to cut your head off, and burn your family.

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #11

    Just read this – “Seriously a panda carrying chainsaws”

    You are stupid! Hes not carrying them num-nuts they are his arms!

  • Jwlynas
    December 8, 2009
    #12

    Children, please, calm yourselves.

    Little point in getting so worked up here. Facts about the characters in question, witty quips or congratulations to others who made good points. If you’ve “beef” with each other, take it outside.

  • midnite marauder
    December 8, 2009
    #13

    X on fuck your chainsaw panda you fucking chi chi mon. But as Jwlynas said this a place to be civil so from here on out don’t reply to me and I won’t to you.

  • sapper007
    December 8, 2009
    #14

    beware the crazy chainsaw troll panda… he bites…. all though I bet having chainsaws attached to your body helps when hunting the ever deadly prey of the panda…. bambooooooooooo…. scary

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #15

    OK this is great. midnite your going to be the new person i troll!

  • sapper007
    December 8, 2009
    #16

    I edited your permissions on FPtopia X On try to logon

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #17

    “I edited your permissions on FPtopia X On try to logon”

    Still wont let me on the site. *cries* But thanks for trying to help.

  • shaun182
    December 8, 2009
    #18

    perhaps panda’s with chainsaws for arm explains their low birth rate.

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #19

    Well the Chainsaw panda likes to eat noobs, has mind raping penguin friends, and has the hots for female polar bears. *Shrugs*

  • sapper007
    December 8, 2009
    #20

    email me your user name and I will reset your password

  • sapper007
    December 8, 2009
    #21

    My forum email is factpiletopia@gmail.com

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #22

    Sapper i can’t get on the forums it wont allow me to even see the front page, Not on my account. I mean every time i try this appears – “Oops! This link appears to be broken.”

  • sapper007
    December 8, 2009
    #23

    okay email me your full problem in detail and we will work this through email… I do not wish to work through this via Factpile… thanks

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #24

    K ill get to that some time soon.

  • chewie6000
    December 8, 2009
    #25

    Why didnt my long post about the new site layout post?

  • Megaraptor18
    December 8, 2009
    #26

    Maybe it’s in older comments just above the “Leave a Reply”

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #27

    “Maybe it’s in older comments just above the “Leave a Reply”” *Laughs* You my firend are wrong, its the flying space monkeys fault.

  • midnite marauder
    December 8, 2009
    #28

    X on if your going to troll me at least use capital letters. Anyway do your worst you little bitch. Now that your my personal troll I’ll always have a good source of lulz material always at the ready.

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #29

    Indeed so will I.

  • Kenny C.
    December 8, 2009
    #31

    Well…. that worked.

  • orpheus12
    December 8, 2009
    #32

    O….So much drama
    It seems the childish arguing about better comebacks is rather irrational.
    Damn..how old are you people, I only see arguing like this on You tube.
    Everyone here is supposed to be respectable not expressing their feelings through RAGE.
    Eh….So who wins ?

  • orpheus12
    December 8, 2009
    #33

    @ kenny that link doesn’t work !
    Fix it NAO

  • Kenny C.
    December 8, 2009
    #34

    Can’t the picture thing doesn’t seem to be working.

  • Megaraptor18
    December 8, 2009
    #35

    “Eh….So who wins ?”

    Hard to say we got alittle off topic again. Lady Luck is the main factor here. Granted if you go by the number of suicide missions each character has gone through than Templar has the edge due to the fact that Killzone one was one suicide mission to another.

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #36

    Well my vote goes to Soap. But there seems to be an unnatural large amount of Killzone fanboys in factpile so Templar will most likely win. That = Fail.

  • Megaraptor18
    December 8, 2009
    #37

    At least we are more logical than the Halo Fanboys.

    “Spaztan Lazer!!!!!!!!! MC would Pwn all!!!!!!!”

    Sorry I couldn’t resist

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #38

    I know a few Halo fanboys that would run rings around you guys in a debate. Sadly i don’t think they would come over to this site.

  • Kenny C.
    December 8, 2009
    #39

    Proof of Templar’s bravery and balls during Killzone 1 -

    Templar: Lets counterattack an entire offensive aimed at HQ!

    A little later….

    Templar: Lets go attack an entire armored column and a major base of helghast elites to save the general!

    A little later…..

    Templar: Lets go rush an entire enemy strong point in the slums and the mall to save one dude!

    A little later…..

    Templar: Let’s attack an entire assualt group, who are dug in with heavy machine guns and have a couple elite platoons, in the docks to get some boats!

    A little later….

    Templar: Lets trudge through this swamp to go to an uphill battle involving helghast dropships dropping whole platoons right on our heads!

    A little later….

    Templar: Lets attack an entire firebase, which has two dropships for air support!

    A little later…..

    Lets attack a GPS beacon, even though it’s actually a trap and has fixed gun positions and laser guided support fire!

    A little later….

    Templar: Lets attack an entire army group with an armored column!

    A little later….

    Templar: Lets attack a Missle base that is protected by drones and Elites! TONNES OF ELITES!!!!!!

    A little later…..

    Templar: Lets fight an uphill battle staraight up the face of a mountain to get a shuttle, while being attacked by fixed gun positions, armored elites, elites, attack bikes, and AA guns!!!!

    A little later………

    Templar: Lets attack an entire space station filled with almost two army groups of elites, armored elites, and bodyguardszzzzzzz!!!!!!! WHILE IT’S BLOWING UP!!!!!

    Point: He is either very brave…. or insane…. or insanely brave.

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #40

    And Soap would have done that blind-folded.

  • Megaraptor18
    December 8, 2009
    #41

    Looks like someone has seen the MC vs Duke dabate. When Hotshot took everyone off topic and we debated the UNSC military and how unless it was in a fight Me, Kenny, Midnight, and L-W all ran cicles around him and again in the Halo vs Star Wars debate Me, Mata, L-W, Black Hand, and a few others ran cicles around three Halo Fanboys and restored the FP Award to Star Wars.

  • Kenny C.
    December 8, 2009
    #42

    UNSC Tech = Fail on a scale of 11.

    Why? “Where are the sights on the main battle rifle?”

    UNSC weapons developer- “You don’t need that!”

    @ X_on

    You would be one to talk about fanboys, but then again you’re probably just being a troll as you have nothing better to do.

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #43

    Well its obvious who would win with SW vs Halo, and i haven’t seen Duke vs MC debate to say anything on it.

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #44

    “You would be one to talk about fanboys, but then again you’re probably just being a troll as you have nothing better to do.”

    Damn right!

    “UNSC Tech = Fail on a scale of 11.

    Why? “Where are the sights on the main battle rifle?””

    Now this i have a problem with, there Military tech is bad yes, but other tech not so much.

  • Kenny C.
    December 8, 2009
    #45

    How about the epic fails of the Warthog and Scorpion tank?

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #46

    “How about the epic fails of the Warthog and Scorpion tank?”

    … That’s Military tech.
    ________________________________

    Now i recommend you guys stop over to Spacebattles.com, so i may poke you.

  • Kenny C.
    December 8, 2009
    #47

    I don’t particularly like space battles….

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #48

    They kill your dog?

  • Kenny C.
    December 8, 2009
    #49

    Nah… the site is too convulsive for me. That and the design scheme. Don’t get me wrong, I go there once in a blue moon, but this place is better in my opinion.

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #50

    Hmm, I’m on it all day and have a healthy post count of 2592.

  • Megaraptor18
    December 8, 2009
    #51

    “And Soap would have done that blind-folded.”

    Let us look at Soap’s missions

    Crew Expendable
    Attack a boat with armed drunken sailors
    Support: Blackhawk gunship and at least ten SAS Operatives

    Blackout
    Locate and save informer from death.
    Support: Price and Gaz… Oh and the Russian Army who did most of the work while Price’s team moved through the chaos and grabbed Nikolai

    Hunted & Death From Above
    The team is shoot down and has to evade ultranationalists who are barely trained for the job.
    Support: In Death from Above they get an AC130 gunship to support them and do all of the work.

    Safehouse
    Locate Khaled Al-Asad at his safehouse in Azerbaijan
    Support: Russian Army and Mi-28 gunship support

    Heat
    Evac from the Safehouse
    Support: Harriers airstrikes and US Marines

    Sins of our Fathers
    In a jointed US Marine and SAS operation to capture Victor Zakhaev which fails do to the fact he blew his head off when Saop tried to capture him.
    Support: Russian Loyalists, US Marines, and SAS, and Blackhawk gunships

    Ultimatum and All in
    Reach the ICBM Launch site and retake before missiles are launched
    Support US Marines and SAS

    No Fighting In The War Room
    Reach the control room and download the about codes
    Support US Marines and SAS

    Game Over
    Escape from the ultranationalists where Gaz and Griggs is killed. After Griggs dies, Imran Zakhaev and two Ultranationalist soldiers move in and execute Gaz and two other S.A.S. members, but before they can reach Soap, they are distracted by a Loyalist Mi-28 Havoc coming to the team’s aid. During the distraction, Capt. Price slides Soap a fully-loaded M1911, allowing him a chance to shoot them all in the back.
    Support: Russian Loyalists

    MW 2
    Cliffhanger
    Mission recover the ACS from a Russian Airbase and escape
    Support: TF 141 but only for the evac

    Takedown
    Engage in a running fire-fight throughout Rio de Janeiro to capture an arms dealer named Rojas and face off against poorly trained Militas
    Support: TF 141

    Hornet’s Nest
    Fight through the poorly trained Brazilian Militia defences and escape the favela
    Support: Nikolai

    The Only Easy Day…Was Yesterday
    Infiltrate an oil-rig, rescue hostages, and clear the way to the Gulag.
    Support: US Navy SEALs, US Navy, and US Marine Corps

    The Gulag
    Assault a Russian Gulag and rescue Prisoner #627.
    Support US Navy SEALs, and US Navy

    Contingency
    He was in the Sub the whole time

    The Enemy Of My Enemy
    Let Shepherd’s and Makarov’s men kill each other and link up with Captain Price to escape the Boneyard with Nikolai. Soap was lucky that Shadow Company and the Russians were fousing on each other and not Soap and Price

    Just Like Old Times
    Search the Afghan cave network for Shepherd and Soap’s only Suicide mission

    Endgame
    Chase and kill Shepherd through the rivers with Price who shoot down the helicoptor and saved Soap from getting a bullet to the head.

    Now given the fact that Templar and his team have never even got air support from the ISA when they go on suicide missions after suicide mission.

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #52

    Matters little Soaps still to bad-ass to lose to a mortal like Templar.

  • Megaraptor18
    December 8, 2009
    #53

    X they are both Mortals and they’re both badass I think your been eating to many wuffles

  • midnite marauder
    December 8, 2009
    #54

    @Mega-Don’t waste your time. He has already openly admitted that he’s just trolling so he’s not even paying attention to what anyone is saying.

  • X on
    December 8, 2009
    #55

    That’s the spirit! Midpathetic has got it right good for his small brain. *claps*

    And Soap is not a mortal! he is a demi god of battle, well Price is the mystical god of battle!

  • midnite marauder
    December 9, 2009
    #56

    If I have such a small brain then why is my grammar, spelling, punctuation, and sentence structure better then yours you panda fucking bitch?

  • Megaraptor18
    December 9, 2009
    #57

    I’m starting to think you two should take this to the forum

  • X on
    December 9, 2009
    #58

    “If I have such a small brain then why is my grammar, spelling, punctuation, and sentence structure better then yours you panda fucking bitch?”

    Isn’t it not obvious? Your little brain is making things up. ;) Its all cause you = fail.

  • midnite marauder
    December 9, 2009
    #59

    X on what are you talking about? And quit using that gay as fail shit. Its like saying “da bomb” its played out and it shows just that much more about how much of a corn ball you are. At least try to be original you little fucking sheep.

  • midnite marauder
    December 9, 2009
    #60

    Wait i forgot what we were flaming each other for.

  • X on
    December 9, 2009
    #61

    “X on what are you talking about? And quit using that gay as fail shit. Its like saying “da bomb” its played out and it shows just that much more about how much of a corn ball you are. At least try to be original you little fucking sheep.”

    I’m “da bomb”, beat that deer-humper!

    “Wait i forgot what we were flaming each other for.”

    I said Templar’s a pussy and killzone sucks, and you went berserk and started cussing at me and calling me names like some little kid. So i decided to troll you for being a loser. Loser.

  • shaun182
    December 9, 2009
    #62

    NOW THATS ENOUGH CHILDREN!!!

    x i want you to apologise, to these nice gentlemen for trolling their debate and after that i think everyone should shake hands, chainsaws or whatever appendage you may have and make up.

    We are all allowed our opinions but the should not come at the loss, of common sense and decency, so if you cant act better than some fanboy with his head up his own arse you shouldnt really be here, now i have said my piece, take it or leave it thats up to you.

  • Kenny C.
    December 9, 2009
    #63

    This is ridiculous…. can we please have some more serious debators on here so we can hammer out an outcome with out this becoming a shouting match .

  • X on
    December 9, 2009
    #64

    I don’t make up. I throw down!

  • chewie6000
    December 9, 2009
    #65

    ok I think I missed something how do I find older posts?

  • shaun182
    December 9, 2009
    #66

    these a link to older comments just under the last post.

  • midnite marauder
    December 9, 2009
    #67

    Oh yeah now I remember. You said some dumb shit about this match, Mega corrected you, and you started trolling him, I interjected, and you started trolling me. You think I care about either Killzone or COD or any character for that matter? I just hate trolls.

  • Kenny C.
    January 16, 2010
    #68

    Restart? I beileve that the determining factor is luck…… anybody wish to add their thoughts on the matter?

  • Kenny C.
    March 23, 2010
    #69

    I declare victory for Templar.

  • Dracosphinx
    August 11, 2010
    #70

    I vote Templar. Just because he can wipe the floor with Soap’s dead body every single time. Besides that, we have to make assumptions that in the years 2357-2360 military operatives will be equipped with better training, equipment, and overall better weaponry.

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