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Quaritch Vs Johnson Vs Hoffman
Miles Quaritch Vs Sargent Johnson Vs Victor Hoffman

Suggested by Hitman H94

In perhaps one of the best group battles in quite some time, here we have some of the toughest soldiers of recent fictional times are squaring off for bragging rights.

Which one wins?

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  • ChaosLord
    January 26, 2010
    #1

    I am gonna D2O this for friday game night Avatar, GOW, Halo, D2O sweet!!

  • Siggymansz
    January 26, 2010
    #2

    meh im not that big on grammer

  • Yamato-kun
    January 26, 2010
    #3

    So have we decided, Colonel Badass FTW??

  • Siggymansz
    January 26, 2010
    #4

    Colonel Mech has My Vote!!

  • Sapper007
    January 27, 2010
    #5

    ChaosLord… please enlighten me on your broad view of military knowledge…

  • ChaosLord
    January 27, 2010
    #6

    well i do have a scholarshid to citadel and grad at top of rotc (help me out why does everybody think the army is for idiots) i’m of being called one and also have benn learning this stuff since 6th grade.

  • ChaosLord
    January 27, 2010
    #7

    sorry for grammar i am on a psp

  • Sapper007
    January 27, 2010
    #8

    well from your vast experience in the field who do you think is going to win…

  • ChaosLord
    January 27, 2010
    #9

    well really mechman in this hand to hand johnson pure personal fire arms arms prob hoffman or mechman ar is epic fail.

  • Sapper007
    January 27, 2010
    #10

    Im not really sure what you mean… add more detail, as to the why and how…

  • AHEM
    January 27, 2010
    #11

    If Quaritch is able to have his mech, that would be the deciding factor. I don’t think the firearms of either of the two could do much good in that scenario.

  • tartarsauce
    January 27, 2010
    #12

    Quaritch wins, only due to his mech.
    It would not have been as an over-kill without it.
    More like even.
    I nominate Quaritch.

  • MEGADOOMER
    January 27, 2010
    #13

    Dude! The 3 coolest officers in the world face-en off! In a hand-to-hand fight, I’m guessing Colonel Hoffman’s got this one in the bag. He could just knock the other two down and curb-stomp them. If it came to a gun fight, Sergeant Johnson would win because he would most likely have a spartan laser to bbq the other guys. But in a large scale vehicular battle, Quaritch would win in 5 seconds. That AMP suit(the big mech thing he wears in the movie) would tear the other officers to shreds.

  • tartarsauce
    January 27, 2010
    #14

    And I’m guessing Johnson would win in hand to hand combat.
    Due to being in the special forces and he fought a technological and physically stronger foes.

  • midnite marauder
    January 27, 2010
    #15

    @tartarsauce-Not in Hand to hand he didn’t. The one time we seen him try he was picked up and bitch slapped like a 5$ hoe by Arbitar.

  • tartarsauce
    January 27, 2010
    #16

    Ha ha ha
    Your right, but he wasn’t bitch slapped, he received a head butt. (There was another name to the move, something kiss ?)
    Still Johnson has considerable skill, from fighting and surving the flood and the entire human-covenant war.
    I dislike it when people say Johnson lacks skill because he was killed by the “light bulb” that is 343 guilty spark.

  • MEGADOOMER
    January 27, 2010
    #17

    Seriously! In Halo 2 the big bad Arbiter swatted him like a fly while Tartarus proceeded to rape Commander Keyes! What!

  • MEGADOOMER
    January 27, 2010
    #18

    Dude, the only reason why Johnson survived the flood is because he was imune. Look him up. He has a condition called Boren’s Syndrome. A form of cancer that kills flood cells.

  • midnite marauder
    January 27, 2010
    #19

    Of course he has skill. He was based off Sgt. Apone and is the like the only black character in Halo. For surviving that long being black in a mostly white cast I salute him. Besides to me he’s more interesting then MC due to actually having personality and not making delve into text to find a reason to like him.

  • midnite marauder
    January 27, 2010
    #20

    @MEGA-I thought he was a Spartan 1. Which is why he was so tough cause not being infected doesn’t mean he can survive the onslaught of tentacled super-zombies with plasma guns.

  • MEGADOOMER
    January 27, 2010
    #21

    Dude, you are totally right. Have you ever noticed in movies the black people are usually the first to die? And even if they aren’t the first, they still die in a primarily white cast. Just lucky Calrissian didn’t bite the dust in Star Wars!

  • midnite marauder
    January 27, 2010
    #22

    Yep. If I was ever in a horror situation I feel like i’m not going to make it since I’m either the first to go or the last saving the white people. Naw fuck that if I’m getting chased by a monster I’m tripping somebody. But Johnson does my race proud so next time i grab flip of the Ace of Spade I’ll poor a little out in his memory.

  • MEGADOOMER
    January 27, 2010
    #23

    There is actually much speculation on Johnson. Some of the S1 project did leak to the public. It failed and some say that’s how he got BS. Another reason was because he was out of ammo on a colony planet and he used a crate of plasma grenades for defense. It turns out the blue “electricity” you see from them in game is actually radiation that causes BS. Funny. BS! lol

  • Siggymansz
    January 27, 2010
    #24

    ……I Thought we got over this…..oh well
    http://james-camerons-avatar.wikia.com/wiki/Miles_Quaritch
    http://james-camerons-avatar.wikia.com/wiki/Amplified_Mobility_Platform
    http://james-camerons-avatar.wikia.com/wiki/GAU-90

    Vs Guy with mildly good Armor and a Guy with little Armor (and a Chainsaw-gun and a Battle rifle Respectively)

    SO what do you guys think

  • ChaosLord
    January 27, 2010
    #25

    yes mr.mech wins

  • Siggymansz
    January 27, 2010
    #26

    of course Mechaballs will win

  • Source
    February 6, 2010
    #27

    Right off the bat I’d say Johnson. Though I haven’t seen Hoffman in action.

    First off Johnson is theorized to be a [url="http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Avery_Johnson#Early_Career_in_UNSC_Marine_Corps_and_NavSpecWar"]Spartan I.[/url]

    Not only that but he’s had almost [url="http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Avery_Johnson#Human-Covenant_War"]30 years of Combat Experience against both Insurrectionists and Overwhelming Alien Combatants[/url], [url="http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Avery_Johnson#Medals"]Earning multiple medals for his actions[/url].

    Apart of his training [i](And this is a big reason for him winning)[/i] is that he is an Expert Sniper, and CQB specialist. He has received training at the [url="http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Naval_Special_Warfare_Sniper_School"]NavSpecWar Sniper School[/url], and exceeded course expectations.

    He is also experienced with Extreme Long Range Sniping, using such systems as the [url="http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/M99_Special_Application_Scoped_Rifle#Operational_Use"]M99 SpecApp Rifle[/url]. A gun that can hit targets at ranges out to 4.5 Km, while still maintaining enough force to rip apart a human body.

    Things to consider though is where they are fighting and what kind of Prep and Intel they have for the Battle.Right off the bat I’d say Johnson. Though I haven’t seen Hoffman in action.

    First off Johnson is theorized to be a [url="http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Avery_Johnson#Early_Career_in_UNSC_Marine_Corps_and_NavSpecWar"]Spartan I.[/url]

    Not only that but he’s had almost [url="http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Avery_Johnson#Human-Covenant_War"]30 years of Combat Experience against both Insurrectionists and Overwhelming Alien Combatants[/url], [url="http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Avery_Johnson#Medals"]Earning multiple medals for his actions[/url].

    Apart of his training [i](And this is a big reason for him winning)[/i] is that he is an Expert Sniper, and CQB specialist. He has received training at the [url="http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Naval_Special_Warfare_Sniper_School"]NavSpecWar Sniper School[/url], and exceeded course expectations.

    He is also experienced with Extreme Long Range Sniping, using such systems as the [url="http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/M99_Special_Application_Scoped_Rifle#Operational_Use"]M99 SpecApp Rifle[/url]. A gun that can hit targets at ranges out to 4.5 Km, while still maintaining enough force to rip apart a human body.

    Things to consider though is where they are fighting and what kind of Prep and Intel they have for the Battle.

  • Yamato-kun
    February 8, 2010
    #28

    @Source

    Have you read through this thread at all?

  • Megaraptor18
    February 8, 2010
    #29

    First off that is one hell of a mess of a comment. Can you be kind enough to clean it up and have it made sense. That would be so helpful.

    “Things to consider though is where they are fighting and what kind of Prep and Intel they have for the Battle.”

    Damn near nothing. That is the kind of Prep and Intel they get

  • sapper007
    February 8, 2010
    #30

    “First off that is one hell of a mess of a comment. Can you be kind enough to clean it up and have it made sense. That would be so helpful.”

    let me translate …

    OMFG JOHNSON WUD WIN BECUZ SPARTN! SNIPAZ! HALOPEDIA!! TIMES T00!!!11 ! ONE !!ELEVEN!

  • truckman
    March 14, 2010
    #31

    Wait does the exalted Col. Furry-Slayer get his mech? If so he wins.

    If not than he is just an incredibly badass man alongside two other incredibly badass men.

    Hoffman or Johnson? Well, I know nothing about GoW, but Hoffman has a chainsaw gun and big shoulders, and Johnson has genetic enhancement and has been survived being smacked around by 8-10 foot alien monsters (which are much more dangerous and less annoying than Na’vi) many many times. So I’m not sure who would win between those two.

  • sapper007
    March 23, 2010
    #32

    I just remembered that johnson sold his body to an elite… became his prison bitch etc…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2axCHsb8jo
    :36
    “this is it baby, hold me”

    then the elite grabs his ass… it all makes sense now….

  • NO DOG
    July 11, 2010
    #33

    OK WTF GUYS MY VOTE ON HOFFMAN FLASH BACK ARBITER COULD HAVE KILLED JHONSON IN HALO 2BUT NO ARBITER JUST NOCKS HIM OUT AND AVATAR ONE WOULDNT STAND A CHANCE

  • Zootsutra
    July 15, 2010
    #34

    These three? Fight each other? Hell naw! They’d realize they all had the burning need to pwn xenos in common, join forces, and wipe out every other alien race in the galaxy. And look damn badass doing it.

  • Siggymansz
    July 15, 2010
    #35

    Guys what do yal Not understand bout

    “of course Mechaballs will win”

    Thank you and Good Night

  • the_man_with The_Answers
    August 4, 2010
    #36

    Is a mech counted as armour or a vehicle? If it is more of a vehicle than he does not get it.

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