Pirates Vs Zombies Vs Ninjas

ElectricDC
December 24, 2008
#1

Well this all really comes down to a numbers game. Pirates are gone first because they would get eaten/cut to bits. Now we have Zombies vs Ninjas, this is where the numbers come into play, if there are more zombies they might win. But if the Ninjas have more peeps/their weapons, slaughterhouse.
Ninjas win.

Marche

December 24, 2008
#2

2 words….

EPIC.
that was one…
BATTLE.

iRobot Zombie
December 24, 2008
#3

First poster has a point, but if Rage Zombies are in play, it’s a whole different ball game! Pirates are out straight up. Ninja’s would have to be stealth, and it would only be their intelligence that would make them marginally better. A crowd of Rage Zombies and I defy anyone not to run, unless you got a handheld nuke!

(tigergrape from Digg.)

Only the nose knows

December 24, 2008
#4

I have to agree with ElectricDC, it’s more or less a numbers game. I believe that no matter what, pirates are going to lose. I wouldn’t beileve that they would have the skills to beat ninjas, and with how long it wouldtake to reload weapons zombies would easily over run them. It becomes hard when it comes down to zombies and ninjas though. Ninjas would have no problem out running them, but how many would they have to hack and slash through? If we knew the numbers it would make a difference, but at the end I would say ninjas would win it.

The One Sin

December 24, 2008
#5

Zombies ftw. numbers and being unable to stop is what clenches this for them.

marche

December 24, 2008
#6

well i do think a ninja could slaughter a group of zombies(depending on what ninjas) by slashing them up and throwing things at the brain.
plus the abilty to actually strategize would most likely put this in the ninjas favor.

Baron Somebody

December 24, 2008
#7

Ninjas would win, they have the best training, speed, agility, skill, and intelligence of the other two

fooby

December 24, 2008
#8

pirates are very cunning

zombies have numbers

ninjas have skills

sto0fo0
December 25, 2008
#9

It depends on the setting, pirates would win on the water I think because I don’t think zombies can swim, ninjas can run on water but im sure its only short distances. Can ninjas run on choppy waters?

That one dude

December 25, 2008
#10

maybe if it was the ninjas on Naruto they can walk on water.

HeroofTime85

December 25, 2008
#11

I say ninjas. The post did say any famous ninja, pirate or zombie. That means we pick one in each category.

The One Sin

December 27, 2008
#12

I can totally see where you guys are coming from but seriously, we saw or played resident evil. Zombies usually travel in packs, mostly big enough to take over a major city. The only thing ninjas could do is pull some mirror’s edge tactics and use the roofs to get out of the city.

ElectricDC
December 29, 2008
#13

Yeah, but think about this, one cop took out about 500 of those zombos, so just imagine what kind of massacre it would be if an entire team of ninjas was sent there.

Matapiojo

December 29, 2008
#14

Ninjas.

They are far too elite when compared to the other two groups. Minless masses, or opportunistic scoundrels? Seems like neither is a true opponent to the might of silent assassins with “supernatural” powers.

DeuceMojo
December 29, 2008
#15

Ninjas are purely a pipe dreram. What comes to mind when you think of ninjas? Lee Van Cleef as “The Master,” a potbellied ninja? “American Ninja,” the Keanu Reeves of ninjas? They’re all fictional.
Same goes for pirates. And let’s face it — _real_ pirates, the horn-of-Africa-style, aren’t cool, tough, or particularly dashing.
Zombies, however, are REAL. Do you dare deny how badASS Dawn of the Dead is? Left 4 Dead? Do you??

L-W

December 29, 2008
#16

Clint Eastwood would defeat them all. No questions, no worries.

Matapiojo

December 29, 2008
#17

“Clint Eastwood would defeat them all. No questions, no worries.”

I say there needs to be a tag battle of The Man With No Name and Roland, The Gunslinger vs Ninjas/Pirates/Zombies

Much brain matter would splattered over the battlefield due to an immeasurable amount of lead flying at deadly speeds.

KiraMasteroftheNote

December 31, 2008
#18

Wrap your brains around this thought Mentlgen. Zombies from Naruto or Ninja Gaiden vs a whole army of the undead. (slow RE style zombies AKA the kind that exist) Lets give the whole zombie mass numbers between say 500 and 800. And our superninja squad has 6 members. Each fully trained and equipt and all have a unique style that is deadly. (Im excluding the pirates because they are useless except for boats, swearing, and rum)

The setting is a city. Specifically Raccoon City. The zombies are evenly dispersed throughout the city like a recent outbreak would have them. The Ninjas are in a group atop the tallest building in the city which happens to be in the exact same distance all around to the outer wall. The Ninjas mission is to eliminate all of the zombies in the city. 8:34 PM in mid October and the sun is fully down.

Who wins?

Space marine

December 31, 2008
#19

Maybe stubbs the zombie could kill them……but then again……..ninja gaiden ninja’s are awsome…..and have bikes!!!!

swifterdeath

December 31, 2008
#20

“Wrap your brains around this thought Mentlgen. Zombies from Naruto or Ninja Gaiden vs a whole army of the undead. (slow RE style zombies AKA the kind that exist) Lets give the whole zombie mass numbers between say 500 and 800. And our superninja squad has 6 members. Each fully trained and equipt and all have a unique style that is deadly. (Im excluding the pirates because they are useless except for boats, swearing, and rum)

The setting is a city. Specifically Raccoon City. The zombies are evenly dispersed throughout the city like a recent outbreak would have them. The Ninjas are in a group atop the tallest building in the city which happens to be in the exact same distance all around to the outer wall. The Ninjas mission is to eliminate all of the zombies in the city. 8:34 PM in mid October and the sun is fully down.

Who wins?”

duh the ninjas…

zombies are to slow.

anyway. i think it should be left 4 dead zombies…make a about a thousand of the horde…20 hunters, 15 smokers, 25 Boomers, 10 Tanks, and 5 witches.

all of these zombies around the city against six ninjas, that would be worth watching.

depends on the ninjas and i think they could win if they didnt get picked out one by one. i mean Tank could distract them as a smoker grabs then and a Boomer vomits on them. then while they are distracted fighting off the horde a hunter pounces.

onesidedfight

January 1, 2009
#21

While everyone is fighting jack sparow goes to an abondened island with a lady and a lifetime of food, and let’s them all get eaten/straved to death.

salwa
January 1, 2009
#22

am I the only one who stands up for pirates????
at least give them a chance. assuming that there are 6 ninjas,
500 zombies, and, lets say, 100 pirates, they would probably figure something out.
maybe escape it all and drink. :p
ninja’s and zombies battle it out, their all weak by the end. not many are left and then pirates come in,kill off the rest, and drink some more.

onesidedfight

January 2, 2009
#23

2 for the pirates!

Zach

January 2, 2009
#24

Well pirates have guns so they could shoot the zombies and ninjas until they get over whelmed by the on coming forces of zombies and ninjas. So pirates would die out in like 2 days. So all we have left is zombies and ninjas. Zombies aren’t really smart but ninjas ARE really smart. I’m giving this one to the ninjas.

Matapiojo

January 2, 2009
#25

“am I the only one who stands up for pirates????
at least give them a chance. assuming that there are 6 ninjas,
500 zombies, and, lets say, 100 pirates, they would probably figure something out.
maybe escape it all and drink. :p
ninja’s and zombies battle it out, their all weak by the end. not many are left and then pirates come in,kill off the rest, and drink some more.”

Unlikely.

A very likely scenario would be for Ninjas infiltrating the Pirates’ ships and assasinating the poor saps. Then they proceed to unleash the projectile hell uppon the zombie masses inland.

After, its just a matter of cleaning up any stragglers.

L-W

January 2, 2009
#26

Depends on the Zombie class.

If this was “Return of the Living Dead” caliber, then both Pirates and Ninjas would beg for death.

Space marine

January 3, 2009
#27

Ninja gaiden ninja’s fight super phallic shaped undead objects of doom.
Ninja’s FTW!!!!

=[BF]=JimmieRox

January 4, 2009
#28

Zombies fail, Pirates have boats which have cannons which are sweet, Ninjas just rule this fight!

WTF OMG ITS A SPARTAN
January 6, 2009
#29

ninjas would to totally win because they have NINJATS!!!!!!!!!!!
( AKA Ninja cats) and then the cats would run through the streets without the zombies attaking them because zombies eat human flesh so they could roam and kill freely. : D : D : D : D : D : D : D : D : D : D

the cheerful whale

January 12, 2009
#30

i think if its the zombies from left for dead they would stand a pretty good chance they kill everything so the ninjats wudnt work lol. and they have the which the tank the smoker the hunter and boomer and then just the regular swarm. i dont think the ninjas have a chance theyd be able to kill a lot but no matter hu you are u will eventually get tired and therefore ded.pirates cud last longer but they would have to get off the boat to get food some time.. so i go zombies just cause of sheer numbers

=[BF]=JimmieRox

January 17, 2009
#31

What if they were the Darkseekers from I Am Legend?

Jwlynas

January 17, 2009
#32

Hmm… chosing our own examples?

That sets a bad precedent…

Lets see….

Evil dead zombies (Deadites, if you prefer) vs 3 ninjas (Colt, Rocky and Tum tum) vs The Pirates of Darkwater.

Yeah, Ninjas don’t win that one do they!

90’s cartoons win every topic.

The One Sin

January 19, 2009
#33

“Yeah, but think about this, one cop took out about 500 of those zombos, so just imagine what kind of massacre it would be if an entire team of ninjas was sent there.”

500 out of a city population. In raccoon city there were about a hundred thousand people living there but that was a fictional city, In my home city of Cincinnati there are roughly 364,040(within city limits). New york stands at about 19,306,183. If this takes place in a major city than Zombies win. But another factor is zombie type: If it’s t-virus outbreak type than they will face mutations Like nemesis, If the ones fro left 4 dead are used, You got hordes of normal infected along with the special infected and their strange abilities.

I can see ninjas escaping, but not winning.

The One Sin

January 20, 2009
#34

I forgot to mention his but we have to look at pirate type too. I just starting of the black pearl crew fro the first pirates of the caribbean movie and they would own. They could kill zombies all day because they are literally undead, and I doubt ninjas could take them down.

Pirates still have some hope depending on this.

the cheerful whale

January 22, 2009
#35

does goku count as a zombie coz hes always dyin and comin back to life.

The Chosen One

February 4, 2009
#36

Im gonna say every Pirate every ninja every zombie is in play.

The Chosen One

February 4, 2009
#37

Zombies can win in numbers alone. Counter Arguments welcome

Hunter137
February 8, 2009
#38

Lets pick jack sparrow, some stupid zombie and sub zero
sub zero owns,but if jackie, stupid zombie and subby call their friends…..
pirates would die because theyr weapons are stupid against zombies, even todays guns are useless against a big amount of zombies so pirates are gone…and ninjas can killtha zombies, i mean if mila can do it hundreds of ninjas incluiding subzero, kakashi and ryu hayabusa would kill those idiot zombies

Thepocalypse

February 10, 2009
#39

Depends really on numbers.
1. Zombies. Are we talking a Class One? Class Four?
2. Pirates. Chinese fleet or Atlantic loners?
3. Ninjas. A large group a la Naruto, or some loners as seen in CTHD?

cyborg pirate ninja jesus

February 15, 2009
#40

are the zombies undead or sorta like the rage virus coz if they are undead then zombies coz they wont die and people will just get worn out and eventually eaten if its rage virus then its either ninjas or zombies dependin where the virus gets loose…pirates just suk in general

hellatus

February 18, 2009
#41

i dont think the zombies will get to the pirate’s boats can htey swim? i guess the pirates will be fireing cannon balls att the ninjas and zombies getting unharmed unless the ninjas do somethin abt it

cyborg pirate ninja jesus

February 19, 2009
#42

yeh but theyll run out of food eventually and have to come onto land

darksalad
March 2, 2009
#43

What about ninja-pirates, since they are are both they can count as either, they would win, becose while pirates might have the edge against zombies(their style of fighting is more forceful then ninjas who while they might be deadly at killing, tend to use shriuken which since zombies can’t be killed by having their throughts slit, would’nt do much).

Hamonlord
March 6, 2009
#44

I like zombies more than the pirates, but the ninjas would kill them both with their speed and skill. No contest.

Spellca

March 15, 2009
#45

Alright…this seems like a dead fight (no pun intended). Zombies claim victory.

I am guessing an enviroment during the 1800’s – primarily a Japanese village owned by a ninja clan. Pirates come looking for loot and the ninja want to slay them. Assuming, the infection is spread by a strain of the Black Plague and zombies are born. No matter how many shurikens, lead pellets and cutlass slices in the end you are dashing, swimming or limping away from the hungry undead. Zombies don’t need oxygen…so they will bob in and out of the waves pulling under any unlucky “Jack Sparrows” that don’t get onto the boat fast enough.

So rather quickly, the ninja warriors are now up against an onslaught of plague-driving undead. Their improvised weapons and ninja skills will save them some longer moments of breathing but one by one the horde will gain the personification of silent death into their ranks.

Preston
April 8, 2009
#46

Ninjas are very smart cunning fast and have you ever seen their arsenal of weaponary? well since pirates have guns but are only single shooters im guessing theyll probaly survive for a few hours or days if it was a crew and a few cannons. A whole army of ninjas though up against zombies to me is a total win. If they were to lose do acrobatics to a building ot somwhere safe to form a new plan or just use last resort jutsus. the Final battle to me is that pirates maybe drnk in the end as the ninja comes rushing to the final enemy

sangheli_special_ops_elite

April 11, 2009
#47

big deal the pirates would go by and shoot their cannons from their ships when the zombies go in the water they’ll turn and run with zombies following them under water so since zombies are chasing pirates ninjas are win since both their enemies are gone

Preston
April 14, 2009
#48

Ninja FTW !!!! Exactly to follow my post the pirates will eventualy lose ammo and eaten to bits

Battra Boy

April 14, 2009
#49

Just send in Bruce Lee. Its all over.

Dante Chief

July 30, 2009
#50

Pirates kill the zombies, ninjas kill the pirates. ninjas ftw

Preston
August 11, 2009
#51

@ Battra Boy Hell Yeah The best ninja ever known

Black Hand

August 11, 2009
#52

Are only stereotypes of the following allowed or do we follow their definitions. I certainly hope we aren’ t talking fictional ones.

By definition, pirates are
“One who robs at sea or plunders the land from the sea without commission from a sovereign nation.”

making them an extremely diverse group including those javelin tossing madmen from the ancient times to Ak47 wielding motorboat driving renegade seamen.

They are not to be underestimated

ninja_wid_nunchux

August 25, 2009
#53

One word – Ryu Hyabusa

Ninjas are highly skilled badasses designed to make you bleed your own blood, without even breaking a sweat…

Whacko

December 8, 2009
#54

The Ninjas win. If nothing else they got Naruto, and a single high level Naruto ninja can squash sveral thousand zombiez in no time at all.

Kakashi, the kages, Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi, Madara, the sannin, the seven swordsmen, akatsuki and others are all very capapable of killing off virtually any possible number of zombies. If it’s so many even these guys begin sweating, they’ll üse 2 secs to get away, get some rest and then jump back into the fray. And Pirates aren’t a factor at all.