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Misty Vs May
Misty Vs May

Suggested by lila
First time for each of these characters to appear on FactPile. I have to admit that I’m not too familiar with the Pokemon universe, but I do know that these two are trainers. So, instead of them using pokemons to battle, these two will go in and have to fend for themselves.

Who wins?

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  • Jwlynas
    November 3, 2009
    #1

    What, without the pokemon?

    Shame, that could have been an interesting match up. Without them, Misty wins this. She’s older, she’s wiser, she’s enough of a swimmer that her thighs could crush a humans skull without any real amount of effort.

    Now add the pokemon and we’ve got ourselves a match!

  • shaun182
    November 3, 2009
    #2

    So let me get this straight instead of using pokemon these two teenage girls are going to try to beat each other to death

    damn thats cruel perhaps they can use their pokeballs as clubs

  • JoshMcFace
    November 3, 2009
    #3

    Misty, for making so many children in the 90s ask where babies come from.

  • AkumaTh
    November 3, 2009
    #4

    So instead of Pokemon, it’s them two fighting each other. Why does that sound like a fanfic?

    For a fight like that, I would have to go with May. Anyone who can put away this much food without gaining weight has got to have some power.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD3j0LMp7pk

    Also, May has this: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThemeMusicPowerUp

  • The One Sin
    November 3, 2009
    #5

    I think the internet is starting to get to you, admin.

  • Marche
    November 3, 2009
    #6

    Misty,because i am pretty sure she is tougher.

  • Blood Dancer
    November 3, 2009
    #7

    I second what both Jwlynas and Marche have said.

  • Battra Boy
    November 3, 2009
    #8

    I third that notion!

  • ss
    November 3, 2009
    #9

    misty, she was much for physical if i remember correctly

  • Baron Somebody
    November 3, 2009
    #10

    Misty, because at the age of five I looked at her and went “Damn!” lol

  • Dracosphinx
    November 3, 2009
    #11

    Nomination anyone?
    Misty are winrar.

  • TRICKSTER
    November 3, 2009
    #12

    misty no doubt she wins with or without pokemon

  • AHEM
    November 3, 2009
    #13

    “So, instead of them using pokemons to battle, these two will go in and have to fend for themselves.”

    The plural is Pokemon, not Pokemons.

    Ugh, that brings back bad memories of how I would have to constantly correct my brother whenever he said, “Pokemans.”

    Without Pokemon in the picture, it’s really anybody’s game, since they’re both perpetual ten-year-olds and neither really has the strength or the cruel determination to really win a battle to the death.

    If they actually fight with Pokemon, however, then May would win. Her teams, whether in the Anime or the games, always has much better type-diversity than Misty’s all-water crew. All May would need to do is play one electric or grass pokemon, and Misty would be toast.

  • Onesidedfight
    November 3, 2009
    #14

    To be honset, both the pictures look like a seven years olde wet dream

  • Pondering Fool
    November 3, 2009
    #15

    “Without Pokemon in the picture, it’s really anybody’s game, since they’re both perpetual ten-year-olds and neither really has the strength or the cruel determination to really win a battle to the death.”

    That was something I always noticed of the series….Ash never finished going through puberty……and they never seem to go to school? What type of parent would allow their child to have a 4th grade education and go running around the world, fighting a team of 2 adults that always get launched into the air after they lose a battle? Got to admire Anime…..

    - the pondering fool

  • Marche
    November 3, 2009
    #17

    Fuck education!
    He can order around Pokemon!

    Seriously though,if ash finishes his dream say….before 35,what will he do then?Go back to live with his mom?

  • truthspeaker
    November 3, 2009
    #18

    damn anime girls are hooooot

  • Pondering Fool
    November 3, 2009
    #19

    “Fuck education!
    He can order around Pokemon!
    Seriously though,if ash finishes his dream say….before 35,what will he do then?Go back to live with his mom?”

    Well, seeing as he has been around 12-14 years old for the past 9 or so years, I am pretty sure I will be 6 feet under when he passes the threshold of 20 years…..

    - the pondering fool

  • Black Hand
    November 3, 2009
    #20

    http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=284

    The weirdness of the pokemon universe continues

  • Theririman
    November 4, 2009
    #21

    May, she’s hotter.

  • Space marine
    November 4, 2009
    #22

    Ryan! Bad! you don’t base assuptions on who’s hotter!

  • shaun182
    November 4, 2009
    #23

    Can you lot stop fantasing about fictional characters epecially underage fictional charatcers which is just disturbing and get back to the matter at hand these two girls savagely beating each other to death

    thank you

  • Space marine
    November 4, 2009
    #24

    They both fudge up each others shit.

  • TRICKSTER
    November 4, 2009
    #25

    “If they actually fight with Pokemon, however, then May would win. Her teams, whether in the Anime or the games, always has much better type-diversity than Misty’s all-water crew. All May would need to do is play one electric or grass pokemon, and Misty would be toast.”

    1 may doesn’t have any electric pokemon.
    2 all misty would need to do is use mainly is gyarados it’s hydro pump takes out blaziken and it’s flamethrower takes out glaceon, venusaur, and beautifly, munchlax wartortle and skitty might take a little longer but none of them know any electric attacks so may would be a gonner

  • AHEM
    November 4, 2009
    #26

    “2 all misty would need to do is use mainly is gyarados it’s hydro pump takes out blaziken and it’s flamethrower takes out glaceon, venusaur, and beautifly, munchlax wartortle and skitty might take a little longer but none of them know any electric attacks so may would be a gonner”

    That doesn’t completely make up for the fact that every other Pokemon on Misty’s team is vulnerable to grass-type attacks. If Gyrados isn’t able to handle the whole team by itself, then Venusaur would destroy most of Misty’s team in response. Wartortle would be significantly harder for Gyrados to take, as it has fairly high defense for its level and is resistent to both fire and water type attacks. Gyrados’ best bet would be to use Hyper Beam, which leaves it unable to battle for a short period afterwards.

    Of course, it could potentially go either way, especially in Anime battles, which are much more wont to deliver upsets either way than the game equivalents.

  • Space marine
    November 5, 2009
    #27

    Wait…Misty might get this…In some random poke’mon episode I saw her get repeatedly hit by three tentacruels poision sting all at the same time whilst underwater…For a whole minute.

  • Sam the heretic
    November 6, 2009
    #28

    The whole minute part does sound like something anime would do…

    Anyway, this fight, to me, just seems like another Spongebob vs. Chowder match…you just can’t make young innocents fight…

  • shaun182
    November 7, 2009
    #29

    you just can’t make young innocents fight…

    apparently you can, so who should we make fight next how about a battle royale with the sesame street cast armed with chainsaws.

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