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September 18, 2009
#1
What do you want, should I coment on the boobs ???
September 18, 2009
#2
“What do you want, should I coment on the boobs ???”
We’re all thinking it. Let’s just leave it at that.
September 18, 2009
#3
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That picture frigthens me a little. I just might have nightmares tonight.
September 18, 2009
#4
I hope the shields work on that armor
September 18, 2009
#5
Reminds me of the sister of battle.
September 18, 2009
#6
If she was the hero in Halo I would be a Halo fanboy right now.
September 18, 2009
#7
Sorry I am a teenage boy. So I should not comment on this.
September 19, 2009
#8
For some reason I can see a match between her and Diana and throw in Megan Fox for the hell of it.
September 19, 2009
#9
@ Mega
Do you have any IDEA of what you have DONE?
Not only will there be 200 + post revolving around sexual innuendo… my life will be threatened at the same time I’m being goaded into sexual situations.
/ Diana appears behind Kenny C. with a frying pan./
…. she’s right behind me isn’t she?
September 19, 2009
#10
How is any of that is a bad thing
September 19, 2009
#11
Also forgot to add It’s might move here or Jennifer’s Body (Movie Trailer) and I kinda want it here.
September 19, 2009
#12
@ Mega
It always ends with me in pain, under the threat of pain, or really disturbed by what Diana wants to do tome.
September 19, 2009
#13
You know there is an old saying I was taught since I was young “take like a man”
September 19, 2009
#14
“take like a man” -
Getting shot with a BB gun- yes
Jumping off a roof and landing on concrete – yes
Having your bike chain come off and rip off all the skin on your knee – yes
Doing so many sit-ups that the next day you can’t laugh for fear of pain – yes
Having anything painful that involves Diana – does not apply
Side note – I’ve done each of those things… besides Diana.
September 19, 2009
#15
Come on all she is going to do is give you some love taps, some love stabs, and a little torture. You should be so lucky. I wish she can pay me that kind of attention. But I will settle for being at her side as her Gentleman.
September 19, 2009
#16
@ Mega
” You should be so lucky. I wish she can pay me that kind of attention. ” – You can have it ! Its not worth it, even with the sexual tension.
September 19, 2009
#17
That’s the problem if I enjoy it than it’s no fun for her and as a Gentleman I shouldn’t take the fun away from her.
September 19, 2009
#18
there is a difference between a gentleman and a henchman
September 19, 2009
#19
@ ss
” there is a difference between a gentleman and a henchman ” – Yes, a gentleman just gets… I guess its ” teasing” while a henchman actually gets paid.
September 19, 2009
#20
This picture makes baby jes- err… Master Chief cry.
I seriously did a double take when I scrolled down, almost scary…
September 19, 2009
#21
not what i meant lol
September 19, 2009
#22
“Sorry I am a teenage boy. So I should not comment on this.”
Same here
September 19, 2009
#23
“there is a difference between a gentleman and a henchman”
Henchmen are in it for the money.
Gentilemen are in it for the Honor
September 19, 2009
#24
Henchmen are in it for the money.
Gentilemen are in it for the Honor
Henchman are the smart ones when they’re asked to fight someone who will no doubt kick their ass they get paid and say fuck this im going to a chyropracter then Im going home. The gentlemen get their ass kicked then go back for more while the henchman are in bed with their wife and adopted son kenny.
September 19, 2009
#25
@ Sandheli
“….adopted son kenny” – Wait… what? What does this mean?
September 19, 2009
#26
“For some reason I can see a match between her and Diana and throw in Megan Fox for the hell of it.”
Thanks for giving me that another idea….I could plan on it…
Do you have any IDEA of what you have DONE?
“Not only will there be 200 + post revolving around sexual innuendo… my life will be threatened at the same time I’m being goaded into sexual situations.
/ Diana appears behind Kenny C. with a frying pan./
…. she’s right behind me isn’t she?”
I wouldn’t do that if I were you(Calling my attention provocatively)….Diana suddenly appears because of Kenny’s recklessness.
/Holds the frying pan containing freshly heated chicken soup./
“– You can have it ! Its not worth it, even with the sexual tension.”
Are you going to exchange me? Is my love to you not worthy enough? Is a PS3 much more worthy than my love to you?
“Henchman are the smart ones when they’re asked to fight someone who will no doubt kick their ass they get paid and say fuck this im going to a chyropracter then Im going home. The gentlemen get their ass kicked then go back for more while the henchman are in bed with their wife and adopted son kenny.”
Uhmm, Kenny don’t mind him…Just think of nothing else but me ok? I don’t want any stupid theories or anything substantial getting in our way ok? Just “RELAX”…..
September 19, 2009
#27
I can not Comment 4 the same reasons as Captain Epic and DivineChaos88
September 19, 2009
#28
“Uhmm, Kenny don’t mind him…Just think of nothing else but me ok? I don’t want any stupid theories or anything substantial getting in our way ok? Just “RELAX”…..”
This above post is full of win and topped of with awsome sauce.
September 19, 2009
#29
The picture suddenly makes Halo seem so much more awesome.
Haha!
September 19, 2009
#30
“Are you going to exchange me? Is my love to you not worthy enough? Is a PS3 much more worthy than my love to you?”
- Don’t get me wrong,you’re an amazing woman, but my PS3 doesn’t threaten to hit me with frying pans every time I warm it up.
“Uhmm, Kenny don’t mind him…Just think of nothing else but me ok? I don’t want any stupid theories or anything substantial getting in our way ok? Just “RELAX”…..”
- Yeah I won’t, just don’t get overexcited and decide to try some kinky shit with me.
September 19, 2009
#31
Master Chick. Nuff said.
September 19, 2009
#32
no i mean a gentleman should not demean himself by playing the role a henchman, like a lapdog
September 19, 2009
#33
“- Yeah I won’t, just don’t get overexcited and decide to try some kinky shit with me.”
might be a little too late for that man…
September 19, 2009
#34
“Uhmm, Kenny don’t mind him…Just think of nothing else but me ok? I don’t want any stupid theories or anything substantial getting in our way ok? Just “RELAX”…..”
(kenny walks in)
kenny: LOOK OUT SHE’S GOT A GUN!
September 19, 2009
#35
“Uhmm, Kenny don’t mind him…Just think of nothing else but me ok? I don’t want any stupid theories or anything substantial getting in our way ok? Just “RELAX”…..”
look out kenny sounds like hypnotism
September 19, 2009
#36
I will burn this foul picture, in the name of the halo, holy bible! *Burns Picture, then runs away*
September 19, 2009
#37
“….adopted son kenny” – Wait… what? What does this mean?
I got that froma comedy show that wasn’t aimed at you….It was funny as hell though. It was a joke about a guy kicked in a families door I forgot your name was kenny at the time but that only makes it more funny.
September 19, 2009
#38
@ ss
Really?
/ Diana looks into Kenny C.’s eyes.. well, goggles and Kenny feels weak./
What…. I feel… woozy.
/ Takes out black sunglasses and puts them over goggles./
Ahhh… much better.
September 19, 2009
#39
Wow,that’s gonna be the reflection in my eye for at least a week.
lol.
September 19, 2009
#40
“Don’t get me wrong,you’re an amazing woman, but my PS3 doesn’t threaten to hit me with frying pans every time I warm it up”
Dude your going to be one lonely guy because that’s marriage in a nut shell.
Also when she hits you must say “Thank you Ma’am may I have other.”
If not she will think of you weak and unable to live. You cannot weakness even in pain.
September 19, 2009
#41
@Mega
” Dude your going to be one lonely guy because that’s marriage in a nut shell. ” – You have a fucked up sense of marriage.
September 19, 2009
#42
What are you talking about thats the ideal marriage. Or at least that is the type of woman I want to be my wife.
September 19, 2009
#43
@ Mega
” What are you talking about thats the ideal marriage. Or at least that is the type of woman I want to be my wife. ” – Oh my god…. you’re a sadist.
September 19, 2009
#44
YOu got it all wrong,the ideal wife would never chase you with a mere frying pan.
Instead,she will try to get you with a knife at all points of the day,testing your stamina and reflexes.If you want her to give you a child,thats going to require some hardcore wrestl-
Forget what i was about to say…
September 19, 2009
#45
“Oh my god…. you’re a sadist”
I think I am becoming one not sure
September 20, 2009
#46
And now it’s my wallpaper
September 20, 2009
#47
@onesidedbatlle
true dat
September 20, 2009
#48
everything about that picture scares me, and this is coming from someone who has stared into the warp itself…
pray that a GOW version is never made
still, nice background
September 21, 2009
#49
*Boner Alert*
i still say the doll pic is way better….but…why are her milk thingys so beeeg? what, she can’t afford proper clothing now? gosh…what a total shlut…..
anywho ““Not only will there be 200 + post revolving around sexual innuendo”…hmmm, how about ”
“She just made me drop my shields in hot white blast”
or
” got milk?”
or
“my heads too big for that helmet???????”
or
“A common problem with sexual innuendo is the recipient being unable to wrap their hands around the intended meaning. In this case, an individual using sexual innuendo will often start slow and eventually build up, increasing depth more and more until the recipient feels the actual thrust of the point and the innuendo climaxes. An innuendo is always the most pleasing when no one sees it coming, often by entering the mind through the rear”
haha
“For lasting effects, it is most important to enter deep within the recipient’s consciousness and to ensure that all of the seeds of humor have flowed forth. This is not an easy task for most people, so it is only through rigorous repetition of the insertion of sexual innuendo that one can fully master the uplifting effects it can have on vocabulary. ”
“Originally created by authors as a way to firmly grab their readers’ imaginations and caress them with an artistic touch for maximum effect, skillful use of sexual innuendo has long since stood erect in much of society. Since its conception, sexual innuendo has slowly and smoothly spread across much of the face of pop culture. Despite periodic attempts by some to wipe away the practice, spurts of sexual innuendo continue to stick to the front of society, rivulets of which flow down into cultural nether regions and pool there. There are many who believe that sexual innuendo should be thrust onto and into society. It is generally considered inappropriate to insert it into the minds of children. However, from kindergarden to 12th grade children constantly have sexual innuendo thrust into their minds by both their teachers and classmates. This has caused a great excess of sexual innuendo to be sucked from schools.”
September 21, 2009
#50
More you say?
When engaging in the supple art of sexual innuendo, one must avoid circumlocution in order to come across as logically stalwart and rigid. In this first example, the first individual subtly insinuates that he would like to engage in a sex act:
Individual 1: “Let’s fuck!”
Individual 2: “And how?”
While in the next example it’s apparent the 1st individual isn’t “with it” in his attempt to request sex:
Individual 1: “Can I borrow your virginity?”
Individual 2: “You’re a dirty pervert!”
Even in text form, one can feel how the subtle implications roll rapidly off the tongue of the first speaker and into the receptive ears of the second, achieving a most desirable state of deep oral communication without any coverage of sticky conversational fumbling, as well as eliciting the desired reaction.
Let’s take a peek at another ripe, burgeoning example:
Individual 1: Bum!
Individual 2: Oh, what a giveaway!
Can you feel the resonance throbbing gently through this subtle discourse?
Individual 1: Why must you turn everything into a sexual innuendo?
Individual 2: I’d like a turn in your end-o!
you can’t make this shit up…….
September 21, 2009
#51
ok ok, one more post…for the road…..
Over the years, several upstanding members of society have stood erect in the firm opinion that sexual innuendo has tainted the virginal waters of comedy with its rapid penetration into mainstream humour. These opinions grew in popularity over time, starting off slow but getting progressively faster and faster, reaching a climax around ‘69. Since then, such opinions have slid in and out of popular acceptance. However, most modern-day comedians agree that a good, firm grasp of the subject is needed in order to tackle the fact that it’s getting harder and harder to do sexual innuendo properly. Some even think that all previously used jokes should be rolled up and thrown away in order to avoid certain unwanted outcomes that might result from reuse.
If you’ve been a bad boy, I’ll be coming down your chimney tonight!”
~ Santa Claus a.k.a “The Artful Throbber”
“Ho, ho, ho, children! Who wants to feed Rudolf?”
~ Santa Claus a.k.a “The Backdoor Bandit”
“Do you want a ride on my sleigh little girl?”
~ Santa Claus a.k.a “The Red Ravage”
“Ho, ho, ho, little boy, have I got a surprise for you!”
~ Santa Claus a.k.a “The Jolly Menace”
“Is this where all of the bad girls live?!”
~ Santa Claus a.k.a “Two Big Lumps Of Coal”
“My sack’s going to be empty when you’re finished with me!”
~ Santa Claus a.k.a “Credit Where It’s Due”
“When I come, I’m going to fill both your stockings!”
~ Santa Claus a.k.a. “A Hard Delivery”
“Let’s see what’s waiting for you under the tree, kids!”
~ Santa Claus a.k.a “Giver Of Gifts”
“Who wants to see me mount Rudolf?”
~ Santa Claus a.k.a “Animal Lover”
Some claim there is innuendo to be found in everyday life, but they’re just sick bastards with twisted and filthy minds. Or are they? Judge for yourself.
“I’m gonna put my wiener in your buns.”
~ Hot dog vendor on innuendo
“Can I butter your muffin?”
~ Waiter on innuendo
“Double the entendre, double the pleasure.”
~ Maths teacher on innuendo
“I’ll show you the biggest wood you’ve ever seen.”
~ Woodworker on innuendo
“Notice how hard and firm this ram is.”
~ Farmer on innuendo
“I want you to empty your junk into my box!”
~ Charity worker on innuendo
“I’m going to fill you in, baby. Every last bit of you.”
~ Dentist on innuendo
“Would you mind holding my balls for me? Thanks.”
~ Golfer on innuendo
Study these phrases well, given by the master debators themselves, for they can barely contain their innuendic load before it is gushes forth will the full force of comedic thrust.
“Ho, ho, ho! Here comes Santa!”
~ Santa Claus a.k.a “The Midnight Prowler”
“If you’ve been a good girl, I’ll be coming down your chimney tonight!”
~ Santa Claus a.k.a “The Silent Crime”
According to recent news, some people have decided that Santa Claus is the only sexual innuendo. This fact cannot be confirmed, but according to what my son tells me about what Santa did to him last night, it sounds highly probable.
September 21, 2009
#52
Sam, that’s extra heresy and you know it.
September 21, 2009
#53
“Sam, that’s extra heresy and you know it.”
I wouldn’t say that, Sam knows the Slaanesh virtue.
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@Sam
Masterfully done Sam! You have courageously enlightened me with your insights!
September 21, 2009
#54
Some one say HERESY!?! *Walks into the Thread with a bolter, walks out leaving a thread full of dead chaos worshipers* All in the name of his most Divine majesty, The God Emperor Of Man Kind.
September 21, 2009
#55
Who threw MC and Samus into the concrete mixer, eh?
September 21, 2009
#56
I think Team Ninja did that with Nicole from DoA.
September 21, 2009
#57
@OriginalA
i think ur right
September 21, 2009
#58
Some one say HERESY!?! *Walks into the Thread with a bolter, walks out leaving a thread full of dead chaos worshipers* All in the name of his most Divine majesty, The God Emperor Of Man Kind.
You forgot one BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!! DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!!! You worship no more then a rotting corpse.
September 22, 2009
#59
@Sam
Masterfully done Sam! You have courageously enlightened me with your insights!
@Diana
as Gin would say:
“Thank Ya kindly”
September 22, 2009
#60
“You forgot one BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!! DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!!! You worship no more then a rotting corpse.” *Throws a vortex grenade at sangheli* That should work its self out.
September 22, 2009
#61
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO! MUCH! HERESY!
(i dunno promptly picks up a heavy flamer, links a second flamer to the same fuel tank and walks into the internet dual wielding flamethrowers)
“ALL RIGHT BITCHES, WHOS FIRST!?”
(i dunno torches everything related to this post and moves on to burning other sites)
(eventually, the internets was forced to intervine and created a digitalized version of chuck norris, i dunno engaged the digi norris in five days of combat, norris won)
“i die… that slaneshi heretics, may get a pike rammed up their ass”
-last words, before detonating a 17 gazillion megaton bomb above america, raining nuclear fallout for years and wiping out electrical equipment in the states
respawning in 5…4…3…2…1
“dont you know? true gamers never die, we just respawn” ROLL CREDITS
September 22, 2009
#62
makes you wonder who else has tits in real life,
Ideas;
Kratos
godzilla
Kharne
anything 40k
Battra Boy
hmmmm.. what a twisted mind you have grandma
all the better to picture you with boobies…
I’m not sure where the twisted little red ridding hood extract came from…
September 22, 2009
#63
this post makes me feel grimy like i have been to a bad market place in a worse country…
September 22, 2009
#64
chewie, i will make a rug out of you
GOD DAMN SLANESHI GROUPS
(raises from the ashes, hops into titan)
IM BACK MOTHERF**KERS! (obliterates parliment, along with london)
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
(marches off to alaska, where he buys an m1 garand)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
(plays battlefield heroes for a day, returns sober)
(groaning)
wtf did i drink?
(looks at chewies comment)
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA (pulls out well hidden chainsaw)
September 23, 2009
#65
@i dunno
Seems that you used psychotropics as your battery to make that post.
September 23, 2009
#66
@ Diana
Nothing like PCP.
September 23, 2009
#67
No LSD will do it make “good soldiers”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FuEFoB3nJk
September 23, 2009
#68
@ Mega
I’ve seen this already, but it’s still funny.
September 23, 2009
#69
“I’ve seen this already, but it’s still funny”
Yea I know it’s my third time posting it but for me it never gets old.
September 23, 2009
#70
You know this picture reminds me of this… just get to the end to understand what I mean.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL-mR79GErU
September 24, 2009
#71
Military uses those as Stimulant guys, or should I say anti-scared of death…
September 25, 2009
#72
wow….
Kinda saw this one coming.
September 26, 2009
#73
well i do have liike fifteen alternative personalities, so i think that at least one of them going psycho is to be expected.
plus, this picture give me nightmares
that comment comes from someone who would not hesitate to bomb entire continents out of existence, who has seen countless horror movies and contemplates horrific ideas and exisences daily, he thinks thoughts beyond the comprehension of mortal minds and entire swathes of reality shudder at his dreams.
and this picture still gave me nightmares.
September 26, 2009
#74
also: using LSD to try and increase combat effectiveness?
one word: ROFL
September 27, 2009
#75
The most tactically deficient armour I’ve ever seen. Mammary glands don’t stop bullets.
September 27, 2009
#76
@ L-W
Maybe it’s purpose is to distract the enemy… or maybe it’s a uniform for a stripper for MC.
September 27, 2009
#77
Something tells me the artist of this picture had little regard for tactical operations, or any practical uses.
September 27, 2009
#78
Yea the artist has a MC chick problem
September 27, 2009
#79
LW just said what te sane side of me was saying
the insane side of me is still scared
and besides, acting like a damn stripper wouldnt work on the covenant, to them, we are ugly, clumsy creatures.
then the elites take a look at the brutes and suddenly we dont look so bad.
and now to give eveyone nightmares: brute strippers
good night
October 8, 2009
#80
“now to give eveyone nightmares: brute strippers”
you bastard now I can’t sleep without picturing a fat ass gorilla in a thong going up and down a poll
October 13, 2009
#81
There is also a Solid Snake one by the same artist.
October 26, 2009
#82
“you bastard now I can’t sleep without picturing a fat ass gorilla in a thong going up and down a poll”
then my work here is done.
(an amphibious APC breaks a wall down, i dunno jumps in and the APC reverses into the sunset, the building collapses)
November 15, 2009
#83
@ i dunno
I really, really, REALLY should have seen that coming.
On an unrealted note:
hahaha, in-your-end-os
November 15, 2009
#84
METAL BAWXESSSSSSS!
December 13, 2009
#85
If anyone wants to screw me for being serious, feel free.
I remember reading about one of John-117’s friends (and comrades), a Spartan who snipes so well she can bring banshees down with ricochets.
I’m not quite sure the page on her didn’t mention that Spartans get the same armour no matter their gender.