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Master Chief versus Tom Brady

So it’s come to this. At this point in time, I think only Master Chief can stop the Patriots and their vaunted trek into NFL history. The Giants have somewhat of a shot since they played them tough in their 38-35 loss at the end of the regular season.

For this battle, Tom Brady has the ice-cold decision making skills that could actually keep him alive for about 10 seconds. After that, it’s just a mop-up for MC.

Master Chief:

  • Various weapon skills
  • Cool Armor
  • Decent Vehicles
  • Lone Wolf Mentality
  • Has shields to re-generate

Tom Brady:

  • Great decision making skills
  • Seemingly has luck on his side
  • Has history on his side
  • Has super-hot girlfriendNow married…
  • Has Randy Moss
  • All that being said, does the Pats QB really have a chance?

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45 Comments
  • darth tader donut hole
    January 28, 2008
    #1

    mc wins ha have you ver thought of doing mc vs samiri jack aka thhe beastlest person ever

  • agent 47
    January 30, 2008
    #2

    this is a pointless fight,MC wins x999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

  • boks107
    February 2, 2008
    #3

    How about mc vs. rambo?

  • darth tader donut hole
    February 4, 2008
    #4

    no he dosent have luck on this side seaing as he lost the super boll

  • masterchief tha best hero
    February 9, 2008
    #5

    tom brady is a nfl player??? lol he wouldn’t last 2 secs against MC!! MC would make guys like him extinct

  • Daniel maj
    February 15, 2008
    #6

    come on! Tom would be shot down before he can think his first move

  • Daniel maj
    February 15, 2008
    #7

    come on! Tom would be shot down before he can think his first move!!! MC>Tom Brady

  • brandon marcial
    February 20, 2008
    #8

    THIS IS STUPID
    MC IS STRONGER
    MC IS FASTER
    MC IS ALOT SMARTER
    MC IS ALMOST JESUS BUT HE CAN’T
    BE HIM :”(

  • brandon marcial
    February 20, 2008
    #9

    IN TERMS OF JESUS VERSUS MC

  • mcbac508
    February 21, 2008
    #10

    I smell a sitcom!

  • Cory
    February 21, 2008
    #11

    Hahaha tom brady.

    You should do MC vs. Kymbo Slice. - Kimbo? Awesome idea. Added to the upcoming fight list.

  • Robert
    February 22, 2008
    #12

    Im not even going to waste my time arguing this. Do MC vs Gordan Freeman

  • NoobFree
    February 25, 2008
    #13

    well you forgot the fact that tom brady has witch powers along with his friend tom cruise and mj.
    so be noob free

  • Daniel maj
    March 1, 2008
    #14

    BAM! Head shot. LOL

  • Daniel maj
    March 1, 2008
    #15

    no chance Tom brandy

  • Meka_Azul
    March 25, 2008
    #16

    MC lets him throw the ball at him MC catches and he spears mc braking every bone in his body to brandy lies on the grown helpless as master chief walks in front of him says HUSH little nfl player and steps in his BALLS and MC shoots him with spartan lazer, throws out a bubble shield around him to keep him warm then sticks a spike grenade to his BALLS to make sure tommys nfl days are over in his after life as well.

  • damasterchief
    March 26, 2008
    #17

    think abought it master chief is the quarter back for the worst team in football history… do i even have to say no one would challange them i mean mc quarter back he would just run the whole length of the field in no time…

  • Davon Hopkins
    March 28, 2008
    #18

    you should put MC vs GOKU or other DBZ characters

  • Davon Hopkins
    March 28, 2008
    #19

    you should have him fight Naruto characters too

  • Lovestospooge
    April 6, 2008
    #20

    Tom Brady spends more time on his back than a tijuana hooker.

    GIVING HIM the upperhand.
    lmao.

    literally the upperhand…up his #ss.

    Chief&&Brady=DirtyL♥ve - edited for language, admin

  • vicarious one
    April 18, 2008
    #21

    An athlete? This is like MC versus Mario, Brady Wouldn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell

  • Tfk fan
    April 27, 2008
    #22

    Brady go BOOOOOOOM!

  • lx N0WH3R3 xl
    May 21, 2008
    #23

    this is stupid hell mario could woop bradys #ss :grin:

    my gamertag is lx N0WH3R3 xl type in my name on myspace tv to watch my vids please comment - edited for language, admin

  • halo freak(madden4605)
    June 4, 2008
    #24

    no mc would go uo to brady and rack him so hard his balls will burst open and he’ll die :twisted:

  • 10th Hokage
    June 9, 2008
    #25

    Mc vs Naruto GO NARUTO - added to the list, thanks! admin

  • Master Chief
    June 9, 2008
    #26

    YOU ARE ALL WRONG!!! TOM BRADY COULD GET EVERY NFL PLAYER TO DO THE THE WORK FOR HIM!!! :mrgreen: :neutral: :twisted: :arrow: :shock: :smile: :???: :cool: :evil: :grin: :idea: :oops: :razz: :roll: :wink: :cry: :eek: :lol: :mad: :sad: :!: :?:

  • Chromes
    July 3, 2008
    #27

    even if he had the whole nfl on his side MC could just get a scarb and desrty them all

  • John Rambo
    July 6, 2008
    #28

    Need i even answer? MC would break bradys balls easy.

  • jonny
    July 13, 2008
    #29

    wat about mac vs. pc vs. master c

    I think we all know who’d win that, it would be interesting to see…Admin

  • spartan001
    July 21, 2008
    #30

    i hate brady….and the patriots…. they all cheated in the game and got caught and said everyone did it well then they got their smug little faces handed to them by the giants and good riddance to them!!!

  • King Ghidorah OWNS!
    July 28, 2008
    #31

    Seeing as Tom lost to the Giants, he won’t even be able to look at the the chief before getting his head shot off. Oh and by the way, I hate Patriots! They all suck the coaches d!ck!

  • spartan001
    July 29, 2008
    #32

    exactly right

  • mc rules
    August 4, 2008
    #33

    o i made it better hahaha
    MC would throw the ball at tom brady’s nuts then use his head as a football and kick it across the world into michael jacksons @$$ who is busy having an affair with dick cheney in the oval office.

  • Chief Kills all
    August 8, 2008
    #34

    Screw this brady suck. So chief will kill him. when TB throws the ball MC wont need to move cuz if gets anywhere it will be waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy off. so chief will blow him up teabag him and stick him to watch his puny body fly

  • onesidedfight
    August 20, 2008
    #35

    both would end up dead. mc just finshs beating brady to death by his own, still atached dick. brady’s girlfriend would come in and master chief would hit on her. cortna, in her jelousiey, shocks master chief, accdiently with all the power of the suit, causing a meltdown of the nucler power thingey, causing an expolison that kills him.

  • john
    August 28, 2008
    #36

    MC would win hands down, but cmon!! we gotta have a MC vs Jesus!! that would b funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • King of Penguins
    August 29, 2008
    #37

    GIANTS KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh and master chief wins. he is a giants fan. :mrgreen: :neutral: :twisted: :arrow: :shock: :smile: :???: :evil: :grin: :idea: :oops: :razz: :roll: :wink: :cry: :eek: :lol: :mad: :sad: :!: :?: super bowl 42

  • LA22
    September 12, 2008
    #38

    This would be the worst MC could do anything and kill TB and all he could do is throw him a football :grin:

  • johnny nightstick
    September 24, 2008
    #39

    this is how the giants won the superbowl brady drops back he gets hit with a power drain and sacked….. then next play he drops back and gets snipped from 1000 feet away =D brady sucks so jus make up scenerios of how he dies

  • fight death
    December 21, 2008
    #40

    how about MC versus scooby doo? or maybe Bart or Homer Simpson!

  • fight death
    December 21, 2008
    #41

    Oh and MC is an USC fan!

  • A Man with Clothes On
    February 8, 2009
    #42

    Are you kidding me? What about Mc vs. the Little Mermaid?

  • x
    March 4, 2009
    #43

    Why do i bother to posst now!MC!!!!!!!!!

  • sangheli
    June 13, 2009
    #44

    Oh my god the patriots suck they spy’d on the other team’s plays for several seasons. They should have gotten most of their trophies and awards taken when they were caught.

  • MEGADOOMER
    January 26, 2010
    #45

    What drugs are going through you’re head man? I mean MC against a normal human? Dude, Chief could rip Brady and his whole gay team in half. Dude, I have met a few NFL players before, and most of them are giant b@tches. That is all. :)

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