Just in time for yet another re-hash of the same story being re-told, we have The Incredible Hulk going up against the Chief. I wish I could say that I think Hulk has a chance, but I think this round easily goes to MC.
Master Chief
- Various weapon skills
- Cool Armor
- Decent Vehicles
- Lone Wolf Mentality
- Has shields to re-generate
Hulk
- Superhuman strength
- Regenerative healing factor
- Genius level intellect in certain incarnations
- Superhuman stamina
- Superhuman durability
So, Hulk fans, how can your boy win this?
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February 27, 2009
#1
No dude, I’m not tryin to insult u.
L-W didn’t bother to say anything earlier about the above posts.
I assumed he ment u.
To L-W, lesson learned several days ago, look at the above posts. And how does that make me, in any way at all, STUPID?
I said MC would win becuz, well., do you think CHUK NORIS would be beaten by the Hulk?
And u would never say i was “marginally intelligent” in any way, no matter what, so why bother say that I could be marginally intelligent from your point of view?
Man, these past posts are getting off-topic.
February 27, 2009
#2
You pretty much summed up everything I’ve just said in post 101. You are an idiot. There is no denying it, the facts are indisputable at this point. That was the most illiterate mess of garbled semantics I have ever had the misfortune to personally witness.
Either way, you still haven’t backed up as to why Master Chief can kill the Hulk, whilst I and many others have irrefutably demonstrated the exact opposite.
“I said MC would win becuz, well., do you think CHUK NORIS would be beaten by the Hulk?”
Chuck Norris is a sixty year old B-movie actor who despite his age is in relatively good shape, but upon seeing the Hulk firsthand will go into immediate Cardiac arrest. In fact I’m sure the Hulk would never even have to touch him, just scare him into a fatal stroke.
Either provide some actual evidence, go back to 2005 when Chuck Norris jokes were still funny or just shut up all together and try not to copulate with the opposite sex. Please.
March 3, 2009
#3
Master chief would shoot at the hulk, then Hulk will go up to MC and rip him in half.
March 12, 2009
#4
L-W, I KNOW!
What’s the point of this conversation anyway?
I’m gonna stop so you can stop annoying everyone. Please?
March 12, 2009
#5
Apparently it is you and only who is getting frustrated. You’ve backtracked so much in this thread that I’m not surprised that you’ve become nauseous in the process.
March 12, 2009
#6
hulk would win and L-W is an asshole there i said it you all know it to be true
March 12, 2009
#7
This is the price of being continuously and repetitiously belittled by me I suppose. Here’s $15 Kano, buy some Tampons and kindly plug yourself up.
March 12, 2009
#8
ok im just gona go ahead and nominate the Hulk.
March 12, 2009
#9
belittled? oh yea there was the jab at my intelligence level but that’s not what im talking about im talking about you browbeating people who dont agree with you.
keep the 15$ you probably need it more than me
March 12, 2009
#10
Now, now Nancy, I don’t mind people disagreeing with me for as long as there is:
A) A reason proven with considerable intelligent evidence and analysis.
Or.
B) They’ve followed the thread in question, thus managing to avoid statements that are contradictory to points that have already been made repeatedly by others.
Since you’re new here I suppose I can give you the benefit of the doubt, but don’t mistake the fact that if you make a statement in direct opposition to mine (I love it when people deliberately attempt to openly trip me up – Baron is fond of attempting that) without ceding to either points A) or B) in the process, I will use my intelligence and analytical skills to prove you wrong.
Hostility is far from always my first response (So many sensitive people out there) But as your stellar performance can attest, it certainly is the easiest role to fall into when conflicted.
“L-W is an asshole there i said it you all know it to be true”
Indeed, way to behold your principles.
- – -
Now then Mary Jane, my eldest Brother is a Doctor, so I can attain a Prescription for Hormone replacement therapy medication. If anything it may delay your inevitable Menopause.
March 12, 2009
#11
one thing to start out with, who all saw that coming? i know the rest of the factpile menage a trois did right?
“Hostility is far from always my first response”
umm since when?
also im not calling you nancy am i?
i called you an asshole because you are one now thats nothing to be ashamed of and if anybody needs to man up i would say it was you chica.
me menopause? i think the person saying nancy is closer to his golden years.
im not conflicted i know your an ass, but your a smart ass who knows whos going to win these fights ,and good for you for that talent.
now i hope this can be the end of this because i think it was williams vs seinfeld that started this and thats not worth the snide comments i know are going to come from you in the future ,oh no wait it was me not putting a hyphen in your name and come on that just sucks as a reason for animosity so one last comment from me and ill not respond to anymore of your’s.
if your brother’s a doctor maybe he can proscribe you a life so you wont be sitting up a 11 o’clock arguing with a 14 year old.
now if you will please offer your comeback then you can ignore me and i can ignore you
March 13, 2009
#12
Actually I develop quite a rapport with many of the individuals here, Alpha and Mata are pretty much my go-to guys concerning almost anything (Which is why we’re often referred to as the Triumvirate), despite our albeit brief conversations, I look to Cpt. Olimar as a source of humour (Since he readily identifies with sarcasm), Marche pretty much maintains my leash, Baron has some perverse obsession with me that I tolerate, and Admin…
…Well we just share a mutual respect garnered by us both just being too awesome to remain in the same room at the same time. Judging from your sensitivity as a result of an extremely brief exposure to this, our domain, you shall be the one whom I refer to and address with Girls names.
Diane my friend, just the other day you were musing over the fact that you were unfortunately the only member of your gender participating in this site. Well long no more because Sophie here has offered to participate in our fun.
- – -
“if your brother’s a doctor maybe he can proscribe you a life so you wont be sitting up a 11 o’clock arguing with a 14 year old.”
When Leonard Kleinrock and Larry G. Roberts (ARPANET) first envisioned the internet at it’s primordial stages, they did not once conceive (Despite comparatively primitive global interfacing) that users of their software would be limited to connectivity within their immediate geographical climes, instead they foresaw a means of transferring data packets between isolated terminals from various points throughout the globe.
As magic as this may seem (Hold on Daisy, I’ll try not to enunciate such complex ideas in such quick succession), this allows personnel to operate the same data sharing system, in conjunction, at various points throughout the globe within real-time.
Now if I’m correct (Based on the information given by this site regarding its position on the GMT line), this would indicate that you live somewhere along either the Mid-West or Eastern coast of the continental United States (That is if you are a US citizen, instead of being Canadian or south American), correct? Well, as much as this may shock you, but I don’t live on the East Coast, neither do I live on the West Coast, in fact I live in this magical country that’s not America!
Wow! How mind blowing must that be! Other people on the Planet on use the same internet as you!
Now here’s one last test Sally (Although you should be sleeping, since a lack of sleep can stunt development), if it’s Five P.M. where I’m currently standing, where in the world would I be?
March 13, 2009
#13
Yet you have no idea what the difference between nauseous and annoyed.
THanks Kano.
March 13, 2009
#14
Seriously, HOW THE CRAP DO YOU CHANGE PREVIOUS GRAVS!?!?
March 13, 2009
#15
The site remembers the gravatar that was assigned randomly to an email. If you want a previous one, all you have to do is remember which email you used.
Otherwise, you will have to go an tweak it in the actual gravatar site.
March 13, 2009
#16
Actually, I meant that hellatus’s grav that was a demon turned into a kitten.
March 13, 2009
#17
i dont know maybe amsterdam could’nt really say although you act british.
ok now that your done with your witty retort are we done here?
i am.
March 13, 2009
#18
“Yet you have no idea what the difference between nauseous and annoyed.”
Actually I was illustrating that you would develop some form of nausea as a result of you continuously flopping back and forth between statements. But apparently a joke regarding motion sickness is a little too subtle even for you.
“i dont know maybe amsterdam could’nt really say although you act british.”
That would be correct…IF you had not gotten the rotation of the Planet in the wrong direction.
Although I do have an issue regarding the last part of the statement (Despite not actually being British myself), you do realise that Britain is a Sovereign state composed of five different native ethnic groups and about a thousand outlying regions, each with their own traditions, customs, attitudes, dialects and even native languages.
Just to illustrate my point, what if I had lumped every American in the same boat and claimed that a mechanic in Boston was no different to a successful writer in Malibu? You see the distinction I’m making?
March 14, 2009
#19
ok ill go about this 1 issue at a time
yes i see your point if you want ill narrow it down for you’ snooty cockney figure it out for your self .
when has a successful writer ever come out of malibu the only good one i know of is in maine .
ok now i think i have been off topic long enough i shall now ignore anything off topic you have to say to me.
there is absolutley no question in my mind that mc would be slaughtered like a puppy against an m-60
March 14, 2009
#20
Ooooo…someone who thinks all British people divulge in intellectual chit chat?? (yes that was me attempting to embrace my British side). There’s seriously nothing more annoying
If you lived here you would really see what I’m talking about.
March 14, 2009
#21
“snooty cockney”
An oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one, does you entire perception of the world exist on the basis of everything you’ve seen on television? As I mentioned previously on this website I’m of Israelite descent, so if you have any interesting comments to make regarding my Jewish heritage, I would love to hear them.
“when has a successful writer ever come out of malibu the only good one i know of is in maine .”
Oh my lord, you’re how old? Yet you cannot grasp basic semantics? If you would kindly re-read my original statement, it read “successful writer in Malibu”. Living in an area does not denote origin or geographical descent, instead Malibu was used a geographical paradigm is to illustrate the socio-economic difference between a lower middle class urban environment (Boston) in juxtaposition to that of of a higher wage earner in an affluent area.
I have a nine year old Niece and even she can tell the difference between “From” and “In”.
“there is absolutley no question in my mind that mc would be slaughtered like a puppy against an m-60″
M-60 what Jane? An M-60 7.62 mm LMG? An M-60 Patton Main Battle Tank? An M60 105mm cartridge chemical artillery shell? The M-60 highway?
If you’re referring to the LMG then I can only infer that whilst the 7.26mm rounds would be suitably penetrative to harm the Chief (Providing they are titanium coated rounds – Modern 7.26mm rounds are not titanium coated), the operator would have to be suitably proficient to strike a borderline autonomous being whom can interdict the projectile trajectory of most firearms operated by professional and often automatized marksmen.
March 14, 2009
#22
i think you read it wrong.yes i meant the LMG and i meant mc fighting the hulk is like shooting a puppy with an m-60 not even close to fair.as you said comparing the hulk to master chief is wrong
March 14, 2009
#23
L-W most of the time i just read the comment’s of you ,mata, and baron and whoever your addressing but because my internet is slow i was forced to read every comment on here. i would like to apologize for calling you an asshole as i now see most of these moron’s deserve anything you say to them. i just saw comment’s 56,59,80 and the other’s like them. so i would like to take back my comment on you being an asshole as it’s not being an ass when your yelling at idiot’s
March 27, 2009
#24
kano547?!?
Seriously, you believe that?
Someday, L-W, someday I will… nobody can leave you unfinished like this!
You must be punished! Beaten! Defeated shamefully!
You have been doing this for FAR TOO LONG!!!
You will rue the day you started these comments!
YOU MUST BE STOPPED!!!
March 27, 2009
#25
So…Nothing to add?
Business as usual.
March 27, 2009
#26
kano547?!?
“Seriously, you believe that?
Someday, L-W, someday I will… nobody can leave you unfinished like this!
You must be punished! Beaten! Defeated shamefully!
You have been doing this for FAR TOO LONG!!!
You will rue the day you started these comments!
YOU MUST BE STOPPED!!!”
when i read this,i thought it was part of a script of some kind of mix of the punisher and batman gone awry
March 28, 2009
#27
“when i read this,i thought it was part of a script of some kind of mix of the punisher and batman gone awry”
Hahaha, now that you mention it I see it clearly.
March 28, 2009
#28
Not even taking it seriously!
I must be alone in this fight.
That’s great.
March 28, 2009
#29
Fight?
I wasn’t even aware you had a leg to stand on, let alone anything to put up a fight with.
March 31, 2009
#30
What?
Have you even read that one post?
kano 547?!?
Seriously, you believe that?
Yadda yadda yadda
All you were trying to do is try to post an insult from your 1975 Edition of the Unofficial Insult Book for 5-year-old Juvenile Delinquints without even bothering to read that post?
How lazy of you!
April 6, 2009
#31
…No reply yet?
April 11, 2009
#32
Dude, it’s been, like, 11 days now.
Where is the comeback I have expected from you like always?
April 11, 2009
#33
Hmm…
It seems like a certain lesson was learned!
April 12, 2009
#34
I completely forgot about this thread.
So you’ve been waiting for nearly two weeks for a response, idly musing to yourself this entire time? Hoping that out of the dozens of threads that get buried each day that I’ll take the time to nostalgically gaze through previous debates I’ve already won?
Your life must be a barrel of laughs. Here, take some money, buy yourself a suit and get busy.
God knows you have too much free time.
April 12, 2009
#35
You have completely got it all wrong.
No, not even close to right.
I simply wanted to see what other poor comeback you would have used with that 1975 Edition of the Unofficial Insult Book for 5-year-old Juvenile Delinquents you still have not donated to Goodwill.
And yes, you HAVE nostalgically gazed through this already-won debate in post 129.
Now please, get rid of that insult book.
April 13, 2009
#36
How can I insult someone who clearly lacks even the common sense to recognize minor altercations in tone and perceptive value? That would be the equivalent of insulting a deaf mute using nothing more than verbal gestures, pointless.
No, I feel more pity looking at you than anything else, stuck on the same beaten track trying (And failing) to match me in debate, even failing to recognize the phrase “The Proof is in the Pudding” (A common colloquialism that dates back to at least 1615 when Miguel de Cervantes published Don Quixote. In this comic novel, the phrase is stated as, “The proof of the pudding is the eating.”) when presented, seeing it more as an ad hominem necessary of a repartee.
Admittedly I do chastise others, frequently, for their ignorance and stupidity. But you just take it to a level that shames others.
I’ve never picked on the disabled, I don’t intend to start now.
April 13, 2009
#37
/slap
Go back to backing cookies and quit polluting the internet with your inane babble. L-W > You. G-day.
April 13, 2009
#38
Have to go with L-W on this one. This is even worse than MC vs. Ironman. MC has absolutely zero chance here. Why?
Hulk has enough strength to lift and toss millions, billions, and even trillions of tons around. This is the guy who held two tectonic plates togther, destroyed a meteor that was TWICE the size of planet earth with his bare hands, and can slap his hands together with such force, that buildings collapse.
This is like comparing the strength difference between an ant and a Silverback Gorilla. Sure, the ant is impressive in its own right, but next to a Gorilla, it’s not even a drop in the ocean.
Next, people keep claiming that eventually MC can wear Hulk down. Please remember that Hulk has a healing factor that puts Wolverines to shame. He has had more than 70% of his body mass destroyed, and in a matter of seconds reformed all of it. He has endured being gutted by adamantium blades, and the wound healed so quickly the skin and tissued rehealed around his hand, and he had to rip his own hand from his stomach!
In other words, no wound MC can inflict will be suffient to seriously damage him. Add to this the fact that the madder HUlk gets, the stronger, aqnd more durable he becomes, then you have a no-win situation for MC.
Hulk has survived blasts that were twice as hot as the suns core, has survived having entire mountains dropped on him, and blasts that were powerful enough to detroy entire cities and states. This beast is just on another level entirely, and MC would be better off making friends with him.
April 13, 2009
#39
“Now please, get rid of that insult book.”
That seems rather ironic as posts 130-133 barely seem to display enough intellect to break a collective I.Q. of 55, while the originator (post 124) would score even lower.
Congratulations on your great display of wit.
/golfclap
April 15, 2009
#40
this fight is hands down to the hulk and you can’t say if he revertys back to bruce banner he can win it is a fight between mc and hulk not mc v bruce banner/hulk
April 15, 2009
#41
hi people im back…..did u all miss me lol
i just have to say to man with no clothes……….shutup!
May 3, 2009
#42
even if MC was to wait for Hulk to revert back to banner, it still wouldn’t work. Bruce has taken a grenade to the face, and changed to Hulk before any real damage was done. Many superheroes have tried to attack banner, only to be sent home beaten to a pulp. MC has no chance.
June 9, 2009
#43
oh it is not a fight between hulk/banner and mc hulk is a different character as shown in hulk vs thor he can be removed fully from banners body
so it would be that hulk vs mc nothin to do with banner
June 9, 2009
#44
People don’t seem to realize that Hulk has taken a nuke, supernova, and can lift a mountain. HULK FTW
July 7, 2009
#45
@admin
i hope that the posts in here about mc not having the damage dealing abilities to defeat the hulk has swayed your first statement here…hulk wins
August 26, 2009
#46
Admin,you must be a pretty big MC fan,if you think Hulk would have any difficulty dispatching Master Chief. Hulks withstood Solar temperatures,nothing in Master Chiefs aresenal can match that. Hulk can jump into the outer reaches of the Earths atmosphere,he could dispatch Master Chief with a simple hop.
Can the Hulkster have his FP award?
August 26, 2009
#47
wow, this lokks like it was mostly a flame war, insult flying, hulk ftw
September 27, 2009
#48
How has Hulk not gotten the Factpile award yet? This is someone who survived getting thrown in the sun, fought and defeated most of the x-men, fought Thor to a standstill, and has had every conceivable conventional weapon thrown at him and still lived. How does MC even has a chance in the fight? It is hilarious that some people actually believe MC could win this fight……..
- the pondering fool
September 27, 2009
#49
@ Pondering Fool
You forget that admin chose MC to win… that might have an influence.
October 13, 2009
#50
Fuck it, I’m putting forth my nomination. If anyone has any brains, you would join me in doing so.
October 13, 2009
#51
Logan > MC
Hulk > Logan
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Hulk > MC
Fact Pile Award for the Hulk.
October 13, 2009
#52
“Fuck it, I’m putting forth my nomination. If anyone has any brains, you would join me in doing so.”
I also stand behind you mate. Factpile award for the Green man with anger issues!
- the pondering fool
October 13, 2009
#53
Award should have been given to the Hulk at post #0.
October 13, 2009
#54
World War Hulk would smash Masterchief. and I am a MC fanboy. ‘Nuff said.
October 13, 2009
#55
To be fair, this match came up very early in the annals of factpile, and admin may know have been as aware as he is now of the sheer unfeasible strength of hulky.
Nomination added, +1 for hulk
October 13, 2009
#56
Spoken with much truth, J.
This place was a hellhole before reason started to make an appereance into these matches.
ALL HAIL REASON!
October 13, 2009
#57
Thank christ reason did appear on this site. MC fans seem to believe he can win any fight no matter how outmatched he is.
October 23, 2009
#58
@Admin
Just wanting to know, why you believe the Hulk does not deserve the Factpile award? Not trying to be rude or anything like such mate, but it seems pretty obvious, that MC has no chance in this match. This is someone, who can lift HUNDREDS of tons. Survived getting thrown in the sun. Just want to know, how you think MC would still win this (as I am guessing you still do, seeing as the Hulk does not have the award yet…). Anyway, that is the end of my rant, so have a good day mate!
- the pondering fool
November 22, 2009
#59
I still can’t believe this went on for over a hundred posts.. So Admin, can the green goliath have his FP award?
November 22, 2009
#60
Just jumping in to agree with Hulkmyster’s receiving the award.
November 22, 2009
#61
Hell, the Hulk doesn’t even need to lay a hand on Master Chief. All Hulk needs to do is clap his hands once, and the MJOLINOR armour, MC’s implants and all his bones will crumble away.
December 15, 2009
#62
Hulk IS invicible so no wepon mc uses will kill him. its an easy win 4 hulk.
There is know way mc wins.