Master Chief vs Stubbs the Zombie

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October 30th, 2009 at 2:38 pm -

While this may certainly tie into the holiday spirit, I don’t see how this is much of a match. Even armed with just a pistol I think MC takes this one, but I’ve been wrong before.

Who wins?

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AHEM
October 30, 2009
#1

Absolutely no contest. One shotgun round, and MC’s opponent becomes a headless zombie. If that doesn’t put him down, he’ll shortly thereafter get melted into zombie goo by plasma.

MC: Wtf? That’s it? One enemy? For a moment there, I thought I was going to run another Zombie Gauntlet!
opheus12
October 30, 2009
#2

Mc is basicly suited to handle zombies, stubbs won’t be much different, as if stubbs attacks will work on mc’s dense armour.
Cpt Olimar
October 30, 2009
#3

MC: Does factpile look so down upon me that they pair me up with a single zombie? Am I that hated by them?

*MC Cries about his status and years for the old days on FP*
chewie6000
October 30, 2009
#4

Come on. I mean seriously??? I hate Mc, I know shocking but true, but this is dumbass to the highest degree. Its like putting me up against MC. (Human me not chewie).
Jwlynas
October 30, 2009
#5

Gentlemen, if you so hate the scenario set down, if it is quite so unfair, then suggest changes.

A match like this in a populated area for example, could well lead to mass zombie rush within minutes.

Stubb’s has some impressive weapons for being a mere zombie, but most of them are biological in nature and I’m pretty sure Master Chiefs suit is sealed, so I’m not convinced stubb’s gaseous attacks would do anything. Even so, worth pondering.
Sapper007
October 30, 2009
#6

yeah im with JW on this… MC suit has let him fall from orbit and survive…. that in itself is a feat…

stupid mc…
Pondering Fool
October 30, 2009
#7

“.Even so, worth pondering.”

Did someone call my name? guess not…….anyway, even though i usually am against the Super solder of the UNSC, he does win this match pretty quickly…….wow, MC actually won a match!

- the pondering fool
orpheus12
October 30, 2009
#8

Mc’s suit is a enviromental suit along with having protection against weaponry.
There’s nothing Stubbs can do to mc since mc’s suit can filter the gas and the other attacks that stubbs will impose on him.
So mc wins !!
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
orpheus12
October 30, 2009
#9

Why allow mc on the site if you guys hate him so much.
orpheus12
October 30, 2009
#10

Maybe we should use one of the other spartans like Will
Who fought and killed a hunter with his bare hands or kelly the fastest of the spartans.
Sam the heretic
October 30, 2009
#11

This is MC vs. Scorpion king all over again…motherfuckers don’t back suggestions, namely my own, that would have given The SK equal footing…

So i don’t see why yal got to bitch and moan about another Mc win…that’s right,im pissed…off
JoshMcFace
October 30, 2009
#12

“MC: Wtf? That’s it? One enemy? For a moment there, I thought I was going to run another Zombie Gauntlet!”

Good point…
The Chosen One
October 30, 2009
#13

Everyone votes for MC no matter how much they hate him MC is one step closer to reclaiming his throne on Factpile. Now if only the 10 years olds would get off of Xbox live.
Battra Boy
October 31, 2009
#14

“Come on. I mean seriously??? I hate Mc, I know shocking but true, but this is dumbass to the highest degree. Its like putting me up against MC. (Human me not chewie).”

@ Chewie,

Well, you can be pretty damn vicious. Remember the Woody incident? XD
chewie6000
October 31, 2009
#15

@BB
I remember it well, but my point still stands.
@orpheus12
I didnt suggest this match I just commented on it.
@JW
I like that idea and vote for it to be changed to that, a crowded subway perhaps.
@sam
we moan and bitch because its a dumbass match at this point, surely you can see that?
wtf bomber
October 31, 2009
#16

I bet baron sombody suggested this. This match fails so much my hands r burning typing this comment. i wonder what happened to master chief being badass… now hes fighting gay 1 man zombies.
Zeppher
October 31, 2009
#17

Stubbs would tottaly own MC lol. what a stupid battle
the_man_with The_Answers
October 31, 2009
#18

Even in a crowded subway full of zombies, none of them are going to break through the suit. And because all zombies are are dead, canabalistic human bodies, than it will be like fighting off a bunch of civilians with even less common sense then they had before, not to mention a lack of coganative skills and the ability to use weapons.
Baron Somebody
October 31, 2009
#19

@WTF Bomber

How did you know? I haven’t played Stubbs in awhile but I thought one of his organ bombs might work or maybe even his acid piss…
the_man_with The_Answers
October 31, 2009
#20

Too bad MC could shoot him down from extreme range. Not to mention he could easily dodge any thrown “organ bombs” and easily avoid acid piss. He has dodged plasma before and even a couple bullets.
Marche
November 1, 2009
#21

“gay 1 man zombies.”

Trust me,when it comes to zombies stubbs is one of the best.

Sure,head crabs and floods and all that are cool,but organ bombs?so much win.
Sam the heretic
November 1, 2009
#22

What if “we” gave Stubbs a subway full of fast zombies…i.e. The ones from I am Legend, smart and fast and about a hundred of them.

I envision a dogpile on Mc that will eventually result in Mc losing his helmet and then acid piss and organ bombs,multiple, to the face!

Stubbs wins!

What say you?
AHEM
November 1, 2009
#23

“I envision a dogpile on Mc that will eventually result in Mc losing his helmet and then acid piss and organ bombs,multiple, to the face!

Stubbs wins!

What say you?”

This is MC vs. Stubbs, not MC alone against a Zombie Gauntlet headed by Stubbs.

One-on-one, Stubbs will never get close enough to actually cause damage before MC puts him down, and if he somehow does, he has neither the strength nor the speed nor the reflexes to actually pin MC down and remove his helmet by himself. If he tries, the end result will him becoming zombie play-dough in MC’s hands.
Sam the heretic
November 2, 2009
#24

“This is MC vs. Stubbs, not MC alone against a Zombie Gauntlet headed by Stubbs.”

you see….this is why i said don’t bitch and moan…no one ever wants “the easy way out” that sees MC’s head on a pike…

@Ahem

it was an example of how Stubbs can win…he’d need back up…lots of it
good critic though
06matthew06
November 2, 2009
#25

mc would win hands down stubb has nothing that can even hurt mc while mc has rapid fireing guns that will stread stubbs apart
i dunno
November 3, 2009
#26

cool as stubbs is (and he has a damn nice set of clothing too) he is basically just a smarter zombie with regenerative abilities.

master chief has a gun and shielding that will prevent his BRAINZ from being eaten, so i think he wins, i mean, he has faced zombies before in larger numbers right?
AHEM
November 4, 2009
#27

“master chief has a gun and shielding that will prevent his BRAINZ from being eaten, so i think he wins, i mean, he has faced zombies before in larger numbers right?”

Not to mention those like that Flood that are significantly stronger and more dangerous than Stubbs, and have infectious abilities.
Baron Somebody
November 5, 2009
#28

I’d actually bet that Stubbs could take a Flood infection form in a one on one fight…
Dracosphinx
November 5, 2009
#29

Keep in mind that stubbs is the creation of former bungie employees.
Baron Somebody
November 5, 2009
#30

I know, Stubbs was built around the Halo engine…fun little game there…brings back memories…
i dunno
November 5, 2009
#31

stubbs is just facing an opponent who is effective against zombies
the people he faced in rebel without a pulse were hardly trained to fight him

but stubbs was so awesome, i compare it to destroy all humans a lot for some reason
Zervziel
November 6, 2009
#32

Stubbs wins. He shows MC his bitchin hat and MC dies of envy. Then the Rookie comes along and steals it.
lord kyle
November 7, 2009
#33

mc is gonna win but i think most ppl forget stubb has exploding organs he can throught and they regenirate so in effect unlimeted frags
orpheus12
November 9, 2009
#34

@ baron i think you mean flood combat form
AHEM
December 2, 2009
#35

“mc is gonna win but i think most ppl forget stubb has exploding organs he can throught and they regenirate so in effect unlimeted frags”

Oh, sure, except that MC has frags as well, and is also armed with semi-automatic weapons that will pockmark Stubbs with holes before he can pull his arm back to throw, at a greater distance no less.
the_man_with The_Answers
December 11, 2009
#36

At a greater distance? Maybe with some guns. Definatly not the assault rifle. well actually, bei a S-II and all I take that back.
j hud
February 8, 2010
#37

mc vs millions of stubbs