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Master Chief vs Samus

Many requests for this one. I have to admit that I’ve played more Metroid than Halo since I am an old fart, so I am inclined to lean towards Samus. As with any Hero, they all have intangibles that help them overcome seemingly daunting tasks. With that being said, MC has accomplished more in his “career” than Samus has, but this is a head-to-head battle of weaponry and skill…So, I think it’s be very close, the one thing that MC always comes away with – Luck – gets him the win…

Master Chief:

  • Various weapon skills
  • Cool Armor
  • Decent Vehicles
  • Lone Wolf Mentality
  • Has shields to re-generate

Samus:

  • Cybernetic Power Suit
  • Space Jump Boots
  • Screw Attack
  • Form fitting Zero Suit
  • Numerous modifications to her weapons

Ok, Metroid fans, how can Samus pull this one off?

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371 Comments
  • JoshMcFace
    February 1, 2009
    #1

    austinzee,

    “SAMUS DIDNT DESTROY ZEBES SHE KILLED EVERY LIVING CREATURE ON THAT ROCK!
    oh and faze (if thats how its spelled) blew itself up!”

    Actually Zebes blew up after Samus killed the Mother Brain and set off her self-destruct timer.
    And Phaaze blew up after Samus destroyed the aurora unit, which was connected to the planet’s core. Please stop being wrong and refusing to believe it.

  • Marche
    February 1, 2009
    #2

    “Pathetic excuse. Its like saying “well if you took away their superpowers ___ would win…”

    Thank you,ive been saying that for years.but this fight is already over,samus won.

  • JoshMcFace
    February 1, 2009
    #3

    Thank you too!! Finally, the right person won.

  • Galen Marek
    February 3, 2009
    #4

    Marche I completely agree with you, and I stated that many many many times on the Darth Vader vs MC forum. Omg it is irritating when someone will sit there and say well without this MC would win, then its like well without his suit and enhancements MC wouldn’t be any better of a soldier than I would be.

  • Marche
    February 3, 2009
    #5

    people just dont make sense anymore,thats what i was trying to explain in mc vs snake
    and mc vs marcus

  • Cpt Olimar
    February 3, 2009
    #6

    Lol Masterchief just got pwnd badly, you know that because even the most stupid MC fanboys have shut their silly mouths. It’s not close. I even feel bad for the weakling chief. Maybe Samus will take off her helmet just so he can see that a chick owned him right before he dies.

  • death dealer
    February 8, 2009
    #7

    tie no doute about it youtube haloid

  • Halo Fankids are retards
    February 11, 2009
    #8

    Haloid has nothing to do with this debate.

  • IroquoisPliskin
    February 11, 2009
    #9

    SAMUS IS ON HER PERIOD SHE LOSES.

  • Cpt Olimar
    February 11, 2009
    #10

    I nominate IroquoisPilksin for the FactPile Teabag award for the worst comment in this thread.c

  • cj
    February 11, 2009
    #11

    i personaly would do samus not fight her

  • IroquoisPliskin
    February 12, 2009
    #12

    i agreed until cj commented…

  • nick
    February 14, 2009
    #13

    I would like to see what would happen if they battled enemy’s together, you cant say that wouldn’t be amazing to watch!

  • Zach
    February 20, 2009
    #14

    Finally! Samus won. She would use her hyper beam and he would be domolished.

  • Onesidedfight
    February 21, 2009
    #15

    A couple of things, one: I used the luck as an joke mostly, and it realy wouldn’t affect the fight at all really, two: the spartin from the haloid video is a spartin made for a fighting game that wanted to use master chief but bungie said no and gave them her instead. And three: MAKING YOUR COMMENTS IN ALL CAPS JUSTS MAKES PEOPLE SKIP IT.

  • ghost dws
    February 26, 2009
    #16

    hey in the halo game if they make mc to hard to kill the game will suck on 1and m player so mc is a lot harder to kill

  • Halo Fankids are retards
    March 2, 2009
    #17

    What? English please.

  • Thepocalypse
    March 2, 2009
    #18

    “hey in the halo game if they make mc to hard to kill the game will suck on 1and m player so mc is a lot harder to kill”
    There’s no source more canonical than the games, so this means nothing.
    IMO we should respect Halo 3 game mechanics in Campaign as a true canon source for Master Chief’s power levels. That and the novels. FoR especially.

  • Halo Fankids are retards
    March 6, 2009
    #19

    The novels do not count as canon. Since the games were made FIRST, they are what should be used to calculate MC’s strength and skills and whatnot. The books power him up to make the story more exciting. Like I said before, if the games were based on the books, then I would agree and say that Master Chief is as powerful as he is the books.

  • L-W
    March 6, 2009
    #20

    The novels are material that is considered to be “genuine,” or can be directly referenced as literary works produced or recognized by the original author or creator of a series.

    Since the novels were created by Bungie, and thus are officially recognized as integral to the literary narrative of the Halo fictional universe, that makes the Halo novels canon.

  • AlphaCommando
    March 6, 2009
    #21

    All canon material is useable, otherwise we could only use one comic for comic-book characters, or only use the movies for Star Wars. You can’t pick and choose what you choose to use in gauging a characters power.

    If Nintendo commissioned a book that said that Samus could shoot mega-lasers out of her eyes, well we would have to take that as “fact”, despite how loathe many would want to use it, we would do it because the creators authorized something that said so.

    That’s how this site has worked so far, so you can be an ass and ignore it but everyone else will be sensible.

    Its also common “courtesy” to gauge the most powerful versions of something unless that more powerful stage is the result of various outside circumstances or devices only exclusive to the source of information. IE Iron man can choose other armors (because they are part of his persona, equipment and ultimately one in the same), but some guy who needs to go to the Mountain of Eternity to the Well of Power to get his powers would be stuck.

  • Marche
    March 6, 2009
    #22

    “The novels do not count as canon. Since the games were made FIRST”
    yes,forget the fact that bungie teamed up with the author to create the books.

  • Matapiojo
    March 6, 2009
    #23

    “The novels do not count as canon. Since the games were made FIRST, they are what should be used to calculate MC’s strength and skills and whatnot. The books power him up to make the story more exciting.”

    Jesus H Christ!

    How much of an idiot could you really be?

  • Hamonlord
    March 6, 2009
    #24

    An age-old match-up. Samus stomps and then nukes the Halo cast by herself and comes back to the Galactic Federation in time for tea.

  • Halo Fankids are retards
    March 9, 2009
    #25

    Well, either way, Master Chief loses. Argue as much as you want about it,.

  • AlphaCommando
    March 9, 2009
    #26

    Well of course, we where just correcting your incorrect assumption regarding what it means to be canon.

  • Matapiojo
    March 9, 2009
    #27

    “An age-old match-up.”

    With Halo being roughly eight years old, I guess we should expand our horizons as to what the term “age-old” would trully mean.

  • Halo Fankids are retards
    March 10, 2009
    #28

    I apologize. The forums where I usually debate in have different rules regarding canon.

  • L-W
    March 10, 2009
    #29

    Different from…Everyone else in the world?

    Our definition of canon is pretty much concurrent with the universally recognized designation of the term, what on earth were *you* using this entire time?

  • Matapiojo
    March 10, 2009
    #30

    I am currently looking for individuals willing to help with a Respect Thread for MC on the forums. If you are interested in providing factual information and reference for the chief, you can contribute to the discussion here:
    http://www.factpile.com/forum/respect-threads/master-chief

  • Pepper
    March 14, 2009
    #31

    if you think master cheif could win well… YOUR A RETARD his sheilds sucks ass and samus has an extreamly large health spam so master cheif has to reload his rockets and only has 10 and samus can just unload them without reloading WITH 255 MISSLES

  • Bob
    March 15, 2009
    #32

    K, let me settle this. SAMUS WOULD WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First of all, bullets would bounce off of her suit. Samus is ALSO super strong. Spartan laser=useless against Samus’s hypermode. Same with laser sword. Samus has screw attack, where she is invincible. Samus would also win in long range skeptics. Imperialist beam. WAY more powerful than sniper rifle + moves at the speed of light. Samus can lay a power bomb, which is a mini nuke, and samus can’t get hurt by her own bombs. Samus can roll into a ball, and move really fast. Samus can run at the speed of sound. Goodbye Master Chief.

  • Scenario
    March 15, 2009
    #33

    This battle is already over. Samus won. You can stop arguing now.

  • Ruben
    March 22, 2009
    #34

    hell no mc is bad ass samus sucks ass

  • viper
    March 22, 2009
    #35

    hey if i see samus blasters grow then who come i dont see her brist grow big

  • AJ
    April 7, 2009
    #36

    MC is 32 in 255…somthing
    Samus is 23 in 197…somthing so they could meet in some fleet jump accident (the thing the covanant used in halo 2 after you kill the scarab) even then master chief can blow up a tank by punching it im sure he can atleast knock out samus and samus will scortch MC at range so now thats covered stop bitching to each other about each others games if you like samus stop bitching to the MC fanboys and vice versa and if you’re 16 GET A GIRL FRIEND. if you’re a kid GO PLAY WITH GI GOES

  • Master Arbiter(Spartan G44)
    April 14, 2009
    #37

    They would team up and destroy anything in there path. God help us all.

  • Cpt Olimar
    April 14, 2009
    #38

    Samus could probably stand still for an hour and still be alive after all of his attacks in that time. I’m dead serious here… and he dies in 1 shot of practicaly any of her weapons. This is a battle which is completely unfair..

  • Tyson
    April 15, 2009
    #39

    Master chief nd Samus u gotta b kiddin me honestly they wud jus F#%& nd F#%& nd F#%& But since master chief is a super soldier I say he wud F#%& Samus until she’s dead long live da chief.

  • El Zilcho
    April 15, 2009
    #40

    Cpt, I would say two hours. While reading a book. Or playing chess with Rundas.

  • Guy who wrote the exapost in #108
    April 21, 2009
    #41

    I notice a lot of dislike/hate/whatever about the books not being canon to the games and whatnot. I might also point out that bungie themselves point out that the games are more canon than the books, like in the following quote:
    ==
    Everything that Bungie has ever /approved/ is canonical. But even then, certain things trump others. In order of canonical influence:

    - The games rank first
    - Published materials (books, comics, soundtrack liner notes etc.) rank second
    - Marketing and PR materials third

    And there’s one codicil: the more recent items trump the older ones. So, for example, if some aspect of Halo 3’s fiction contradicted Halo 2’s, Halo 3’s would be the gold standard.
    ==
    source: http://forums.bungie.org/halo/archive28.pl?read=847640

    That being said, I didn’t say the books weren’t canon full stop. I said they weren’t canon to the games. There is a key difference here, and I believe that Bungie apparently agrees with my assessment. I also threw out the books in the discussion because this was originally posted in a video game forum, anyway.

  • David
    May 26, 2009
    #42

    OH for gods sake

    MC Has been modified to the extreme.
    Samus has Chosen blood in her veins
    without her suit MC would win even if he was butt naked

  • David
    May 26, 2009
    #43

    AND STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM SCREWING EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!

    HE WAS GIVEN A DRUG THAT STOPS HIS SEXUAL DRIVE!! ( as one of the side effects of his augmentation )

  • Scenario
    June 1, 2009
    #44

    Samus was also genetically modified, so your point fails. She has both Chozo and Metroid DNA, and her reaction time is in the supersonic range. She has punched a hole through a robot that is immune to weapons. Without Suits, Samus still wins. She has already won, stop arguing.

  • JoshMcFace
    June 1, 2009
    #45

    Don’t forget that her shields are built into her body, not her suit. So yeah. She’s still pretty much invincible to Chief’s weaponry.
    And David, you complain about people who bring up sex, which is completely out of the question, yet then try and argue about removing Samus’s suit?
    If someone had to remove Samus’s suit without her permission, it would have to be done so surgically (as is shown in Metroid Fusion). Samus can also put on her suit in virtually no time, as she does not even have to put it on, so to speak. She can make it to appear around her whenever she pleases.

  • Pokezilla
    June 5, 2009
    #46

    MC wins hands down. Read the books, or look up Spartan 2 abilities. Samuss gets owned no question. He’s fought Elites and Brutes much tougher then her.

  • JoshMcFace
    June 6, 2009
    #47

    Pokezilla, please stop insulting everyone’s intelligence and being so patronising. I implore to realise that your (incorrect) opinion is very unlikely to be of higher regard than what the 345 above you have concluded.
    To refrain from helping a possible troll, I’m not going to further debate your ridiculous idea.

  • Matapiojo
    June 6, 2009
    #48

    Reading books and listing defeated enemies means nothing without comparrison. Lets see if you find the logic in this statement:

    “Samus wins hands down. Play the games, or look up her Chozo abilities. MC gets owned no question. She’s fought Pirates and Ing much tougher than him.”

    See wut I did dar?

    One – The battle is over. Be corteous enough top read all the posts above before trolling.

    Two – Statements like yours mean nothing without evidence and factual comparisson, and guess what? I got one for you:
    http://www.factpile.com/space-pirates-vs-covenant

    Awww, would you look at that?
    Both the good guys and the bad guys from Metroid have PROVEN to be superior to the Halo counterparts.

    /golf clap

  • Cpt Olimar
    June 8, 2009
    #49

    “See wut I did dar?”

    uhhh, no I can’t can you not be so cryptic in your language and stop using big words, us master chief fanboys don’t understand big words like “factual” and “evidence”

  • sangheli
    July 4, 2009
    #50

    Samus could probably stand still for an hour and still be alive after all of his attacks in that time

    So you’re saying samus can survive being punched by a guy who dented titanium with his bare hands and no armor, and with his armor destroyed a battle tank by punching it. Don’t get me wrong samus is unmatched at ranged combat but saying she would survive being punched repeatedly with that much force makes you no better than a fanboy yourself.

    master chief fanboys don’t understand big words like “factual” and “evidence”

    WOW You just implied chief will die with one plasma shot. That was just filled with evidence. Mind you I never said chief would win I remain undecided.

  • OriginalA
    July 5, 2009
    #51

    Considering the fact that Samus can survive attacks that shred capital ship armor into ribbons, yeah she will shrug off hand to hand combat with John.

    John WILL DIE from a single shot from the Plasma Beam.

    The Charged Plasma Pistole (from Halo) wipes out his shields [and overshield if he has one] in a single shot. That weapons has a maximum possiblitiy of delivering some 450,000 watts of power in that bolt (I’m probably going to be correcty by L-W for giving a number that is likely too high).

    The Volt Driver, a weapon that is a fraction as powerful as an uncharged Plasma Beam, delivers at LEAST 2,000,000,000,000 watts of power in a single bolt.

    A Charged Plasma Beam is hanging around 50x that amount if damage dealt is directly related to wattage. (Volt Driver does 28 [I doubled regular value due to factoring out the Varia Suit's 50% damage reduction] with a basic shot, the basic Plasma Beam [alone] from Super Metroid does 150). So that would be 1,000,000,000,000,000W, and we know that 450,000W at best will collapse his shields completely.

    Samus has weapons that deal 900 damage [charged stacked beam] or even 2000 damage [screw attack]. Factoring for the wattage for those attacks would put them well beyond the needed amount to obliterate John. Hell, even her Power Beam does 20 damage in Super Metroid. At that point any of her weapons would kill him in a single direct hit.

  • JoshMcFace
    July 13, 2009
    #52

    Nicely done OriginalA, nicely done.

  • MK
    July 23, 2009
    #53

    MC would lose because of several reasons:
    1. Master Cheif has ammo. Samus does not. While he’ll need to reload, Samus can still keep firing at him.
    2. Plasma nade wouldn’t do shit. The Space Pirates fired things at her stronger than Plasma nades that hit and she still killed them all. All it’d do is take out a whole energy tanks. Great job Chief! 13 left to go!
    3. Sniping be useless: Samus’s visors would already see him before he shot. Then she’ll grapple up and thats it for him.
    4. Samus can use the hacking visor from MP2 Multiplayer and screw up Chiefs ability to see.
    5. We all have seen from Metroid other M that she has him at physical combat.
    6. Samus has hella more powerful equipment. Her missiles blow Chief’s ass up.
    7. Surprise attacks are out of the question: Samus’s other visors could see him through walls and equipment. No surprise attack for the Chief.
    8. None of the Chiefs optional gear would help him. There’s no way he’d inflict enough damage to begin with so Bubble shield is useless: She’s walk in and shoot him. She’d use the grappling beam and just throw him out of the Regenerator. Chief wouldn’t even get remotely close to him with eletric thingy.
    Radar Jammer is ineffective because she still has the Echo visor: She’ll see him moving still through the walls. Flare and mine is about the only things I can see working.

    Samus > Cheif

  • IbeEd
    August 6, 2009
    #54

    Just had to say this. I know it’s over, but I just wanted to say this for future reference. It has been officially proven that Samus is one of the most technologically advanced creatures, for the fact that her suit operates on the terrawatt level. That’s a trillion watts. Nothing in the Halo universe operates on that level, except maybe the halos themselves. Also, her shielding has been proved to withstand her own attacks, which operate on the terrawatt level, which essentially means anything besides blunt trauma would barely even halt the one woman army. She could possibly take 10 Scarab’s lasers and barely even bat an eyelash, then proceed to blow all of them up.

    For proof of this, head over to the Boba Fett vs Samus debate. Apparently her suit is more powerful than anything in the Star Wars universe, and its official canon. And I’m not sure, but I’m pretty certain the Star Wars universe is more advanced than the Halo universe. So… Samus pwns anything in a “Who has a better arsenal” debate for now.

    Skill however, is open for debate, since we’ve yet to truly see Samus’ capabilities when not looking through the visor, but Other M should settle that debate. And Samus has been augmented just like Master Chief, but with alien DNA instead of just enhancing natural human abilities to the limit. Meaning her capabilities are potentially FAR greater than his. So, I’ma toss my hat off to Samus for this fight. And any others unless proven wrong. :D

  • A Guy Who is actually Intelligent
    December 28, 2009
    #55

    Okay, to sum it all up, there is an approximate 1% chance of Chief winning (if he’s in a capital warship or if Samus is completly naked) otherwise CHIEF WILL LOSE. If anyone refutes this, I will gladly prove how stupid you are for doing so.

  • the king hippo
    December 30, 2009
    #56

    for all the halo fantards out thet Im going to have to say this lightly, you should all stop flaming samus, stop worshipping Master chief and get a life. I hate to repeat what others say but samus will vapourise mc, if you look in the boba vs samus debate it is clearly told that there is a possibility that samus has terrawatt caliber weapons, and that is just her basic weaponry. Weapons of this power would fry his insides and incinirate his armour. I’m fully aware that the argument has stopped but all these fanboys are consistantly blind to common sense and other peoples reasoning.

    BTW anyone who thinks hat they would do it sereously( sry im below average in my class at spelling and grammer) need to snap out of their 12 year old fanboy dreams ( I might be hypicritical but at least im not a fanboy)

    Im new, first post

  • Halo Geek
    February 10, 2010
    #57

    All of most of you have not read the books read them then come back here the Spartans received the best training in the known galaxy also MC has more EXP in dealing with difficult foes plus in my opinion his armor is much more durable then look take the augmentations all the Spartans received( in the firs 150 pages of Halo Fall of Reach) what i am trying to say he is stronger faster and smarter on the battle field due to them on top of that his bones can not break unless under extreme forces plus most of samus’ weapons are similar to laser weapons and unlike the games the armor has a coating to defend against that (to a degree) and if none of this logic will sway you people that have a crush on samus think about these two points Do you think Master Chief is going to go through an army of covenant, flood and human rebels (the last one is from the books) just to be stopped by i chick in a power suite i mean that is the olny thing that makes her good Master Chief is dangerous with out his and Meteoroid logic and science does not make sense Halo logic and science does

    one last point we need to start one of these VS matches with out bias all of you are swayed one way or the other (even me) so someone who has not played the games needs to come here knowing all the skills of both characters and abilities of both of them and think about it for a loooooog time!!! then make a choice for us tha that would settle this.

    any questions about the Spartans E=mail me at Spartan_223@yahoo.com make sure to tell me the topic we are discussing or i may delete it.

  • Halo Geek
    February 10, 2010
    #58

    Also i agree with Pokezilla 100%!!!!!!

  • OriginalA
    February 10, 2010
    #59

    John’s shields will totally collapse against a weapon that has a wattage of a best possible of 300,000 Watts powering it

    Samus’s weaker weapons have around 2,000,000,000,000 watts powering it.

    Take a good look at those numbers.

    300,000 watts to break John’s shields vs 2,000,000,000,000 watts to cause extremely minor damage to Samus.

    Samus wins by a land slide.

    Kelly is the fastest Spartan. The absolute fastest. There are no Spartans faster than her. She can run up to 38.5 MPH in an undetermined amount of time.

    Samus can hit supersonic. That means at the very least Samus can hit 761.2 MPH, and we can actually clock her doing it so we know that she can attain that speed in about 2 seconds.

    Samus is faster, has bigger guns, and better shields, and has a much greater arsenal to utilise at any given moment. She has more options open to her and her normal abilities allow her to content with John’s enhancements.

    He really doesn’t have a chance in hell to beat her.

  • EnigmaJ
    February 10, 2010
    #60

    Are you telling me Masterchief is faster than the speed of sound? Are you telling me can tank antimatter or near absolute zero temperatures?

    This “chick in armor” would have problem doing what Masterchief did 100x over.

  • scenario
    February 10, 2010
    #61

    “Spartans received the best training in the known galaxy”

    Samus recieved the best training in both the known and unknown galaxy. First, she started at age 3 while Master Chief started at six. She was trained by the Chozo, a race so powerful that they ascended to a higher plane of existence. On top of that is her training in the Galactic Federation militry, even more ‘best training.’

    ” also MC has more EXP in dealing with difficult foes plus in my opinion his armor is much more durable”

    MC does not have more experience than Samus dealing with difficult foes. I’m sorry but it’s true. Just because he’s older doesn’t mean anything when Samus destroy things that put the Covenant and Flood to shame. And the bit about the armor is your opinion? This is FACTpile, so unless it’s able to be backed up, it doesn’t work.

    ” then look take the augmentations all the Spartans received( in the firs 150 pages of Halo Fall of Reach) what i am trying to say he is stronger faster and smarter on the battle field due to them on top of that his bones can not break unless under extreme forces ”

    Samus received genetic and cybernetic enhancements as well. At the age of 5 she could jump off of cliffs and make craters in the ground. All without the suit and completely unharmed. Samus is strong enough to hold off the jaws of a dragon that can eat through starship hulls and is fast enough to shoot accurately while moving at the speed of sound. MC simply doesn’t match up.

    ” plus most of samus’ weapons are similar to laser weapons and unlike the games the armor has a coating to defend against that (to a degree)”

    We know this, and it really won’t help him. Samus’ weapons are stronger than anything the Chief has ever faced. We’ve repeatedly proved this.

    ” and if none of this logic will sway you people that have a crush on samus think about these two points Do you think Master Chief is going to go through an army of covenant, flood and human rebels (the last one is from the books) just to be stopped by i chick in a power suite i mean that is the olny thing that makes her good Master Chief is dangerous with out his ”

    Yes, she is going to stop him because she has gone through armies of Metroids, Space Pirates, Ing, X-Parasites, and Phazon Creatures, any one of which could destroy MC. And no, you are completely wrong. Samus is still superhuman outside of the suit due to her genetic and cybernetic enhancements. Her strength and speed are all natural, as the suit does not increase these abilities.

    ” Meteoroid logic and science does not make sense Halo logic and science does”

    This is just blatant fanboyism. Logic dictates that the stronger side wins, and the Metroid science has been repeatedly proven. I’m sorry, but Metroid has numbers backing up all of its claims, and Halo is simply too weak. Thus Samus defeats Master Chief.

    “one last point we need to start one of these VS matches with out bias all of you are swayed one way or the other (even me) so someone who has not played the games needs to come here knowing all the skills of both characters and abilities of both of them and think about it for a loooooog time!!! then make a choice for us tha that would settle this.”

    Of course there is going to be bias, but that is why we have accumulated these facts. And the fact is thus: Master Chief loses due to inferior strength, speed, defense, and firepower. Intelligence is more or less equal.

    And please make sure your post is grammatically appropriate in the future. That post has no punctuation at all and the sentences flow into each other without stopping. It’s very difficult to read and makes you seem ignorant.

  • Darkbladex96
    February 10, 2010
    #62

    damn masterchief fanboys wont let this go…….y?

  • Samus sniper
    February 14, 2010
    #63

    For fuck sakes samus is gay. Da chief would snipe her and her ass of. Fuck she’s BLONDE! An idiot. And a lightsaber whip??? Not that realistic. Energy sword up her
    vagina!!!

  • scenario
    February 14, 2010
    #64

    I can’t believe believe this. I honestly can’t. Is it possible for someone to be that ignorant and stupid? I’m am posotive this is a troll, and yet it still pisses me off.

    “For fuck sakes samus is gay.”

    No. Adam Malkovich denies your claim.

    ” Da chief would snipe her and her ass of.”

    His weapons are not powerful enough to penetrate her armor. Not even the visor.

    ” Fuck she’s BLONDE! An idiot.”

    Irrelevant, and just plain wrong. Samus has shown quite a bit of intelligence. You have not.

    ” And a lightsaber whip??? Not that realistic. Energy sword up her
    vagina!!!”

    I am now laughing at how ridiculous retarded this is. ‘A lightsaber whip isn’t real but an energy sword is!’ I cannot express how hilarious this entire post is right now. An energy sword can’t get through Samus’ armor, either.

  • Belisaurius
    February 14, 2010
    #65

    Y’know Samus looks pretty cute, I wonder what chief looks like under his armor…

  • JoshMcFace
    February 14, 2010
    #66

    …guys…no…

  • The Guy Who is Actually Intelligent
    February 14, 2010
    #67

    “For fuck sakes samus is gay. Da chief would snipe her and her ass of. Fuck she’s BLONDE! An idiot. And a lightsaber whip??? Not that realistic. Energy sword up her
    vagina!!!”

    Uhhh, really? No, this must be a joke. You didn’t even post an argument. Make an argument, then I will insult you and tell you why you are an idiot. Also, no explicit cursing. It clearly says that right above the comment box.

    “All of most of you have not read the books read them then come back here the Spartans received the best training in the known galaxy also MC has more EXP in dealing with difficult foes plus in my opinion his armor is much more durable then look take the augmentations all the Spartans received( in the firs 150 pages of Halo Fall of Reach) what i am trying to say he is stronger faster and smarter on the battle field due to them on top of that his bones can not break unless under extreme forces plus most of samus’ weapons are similar to laser weapons and unlike the games the armor has a coating to defend against that (to a degree) and if none of this logic will sway you people that have a crush on samus think about these two points Do you think Master Chief is going to go through an army of covenant, flood and human rebels (the last one is from the books) just to be stopped by i chick in a power suite i mean that is the olny thing that makes her good Master Chief is dangerous with out his and Meteoroid logic and science does not make sense Halo logic and science does

    one last point we need to start one of these VS matches with out bias all of you are swayed one way or the other (even me) so someone who has not played the games needs to come here knowing all the skills of both characters and abilities of both of them and think about it for a loooooog time!!! then make a choice for us tha that would settle this.

    any questions about the Spartans E=mail me at Spartan_223@yahoo.com make sure to tell me the topic we are discussing or i may delete it.”

    Okay my friend, I’m gonna have some fun with this. First off, It’d be better to have some who has played both games, rather than neither. I have, and I love them. Metroid however, is just too freaking powerful.
    No, I have not read the books, but practically study the lore of Halo, and know about most of the obscure facts (Grunts nearly ruined the Covenant, Avery Johnson is a Spartan-I etc.) I am well aware of the Spartans’ augmentations. (BTW, when stating your OPINION about the armor, don’t reference his augmentations, stupid. Also, this is FACTpile. As in “NOT YOUR OPINIONpile” We don’t care about your opinion. Master Chiefs armor can be pierced by bullets. Samus’ armor can’t be pierced) Those augmentations however, just don’t stand up to Samus, who, can run faster than the fastest Spartan, is stronger than the strongest spartan, has more firepower than most capitol warships, and is just about the same intelligence level as John(maybe smarter considering she was raised by the Metroid equivalent of the Forerunners, to put it in your perspective. she also has their superhuman abilities, in case you can’t tell.) Here’s one thing that may piss you off: John has been wounded and nearly crippled in a battle against a Brute(read: big dumb gorrilla type nigga) wheras Samus has NEVER been wounded in such a way. There goes your “his bones can’t break argument”.
    The only laser weapon in Halo is the Spartan Laser. you say most of here weapons are similar to this. I don’t know need to explain to you why your an idiot, or give you the actual specs on these weapons. You said all of her weapons are like the most powerful weapon in Halo. You lose.
    “Do you think Master Chief is going to go through an army of covenant, flood and human rebels (the last one is from the books) just to be stopped by i chick in a power suite” Power suite? What is that a hotel for bodybuilders? Seriously though, watch this:
    Do you think Samus Aran is going to go through an army of Space Pirates, Ing, Metroids, X Parasites, natives of whatever planet she’s on and human guards(the last one is from the Manga) just to be stopped by some guy in a MJOLINIR?
    See what I did there?
    Worst part is, in the armor, it’s still pretty easy to kill Chief, wheras outside of the armor, it’s still pretty hard to kill Samus. Metroid and Halo are equally logical (sure, Metroid has handheld weapons that could kill a Halo starship, and what the hell is with the bitches rolling around in balls? BUT, Spartans are extremley fast and strong in the books, but not in the game. flipping vehicles is supposed to be a spartans defining trait in game, but now, ODST’s can do this too. ODST’s are average humans. And Who the HELL told the prophets that having a military force of mainly GRUNTS was a good idea?) for all thier faults at logic, they are great games, and we should just appreciate them for what they are: GAMES!!!!11!! Who cares about logic? It’s a video game! Just enjoy them.

  • Kenny C.
    February 14, 2010
    #68

    I am sorely tempted to e-mail Halo Geek (post 357) and tell him just how big of a fucking idiot he is….. and the fact MC has lost…. badly.

  • The Guy Who is Actually Intelligent
    February 14, 2010
    #69

    @Kenny:
    Then you’d just be a Troll, sadly. Hey, you’re that same guy I was arguing with back in Chief Samus and Boba vs da Zombies! How’ve you been?

  • Kenny C.
    February 14, 2010
    #70

    Honestly….. I don’t remember you.

  • The Guy Who is Actually Intelligent
    February 14, 2010
    #71

    Makes sense. It was a while back, in a dead thread. I was just looking through old ones for the hell of it. I didn’t remember either until I looked.

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