Scenario: Salad Fingers is looking out the window of his shack…
Salad Fingers: Oh…look, it’s Master Chief, returned from the great war…
Master Chief cautiously approaches the door as Salad Fingers opens it.
Salad Fingers: Hello…Master…Chief. Did you bring me a rusty bullet shell for me to lick? I do so…love the texture…of the…bullet…shell…
MC: WTF?
Salad Fingers lurches toward the Chief to touch his armor only to be met with the invisible shield’s charge.
Salad Fingers: Oh! Master Chief!…How…impulsive…That feeling was much like when I…licked that light bulb…
What happens next?
Loading ...
July 9, 2009
#1
this is going to be a very sad moment for salad fingers. HE CANNOT DO A THING TO MC!!!!!!!!!! Armour, shields, bones, you name it! MC is practically invincible. No way is SF gonna scare Master Chief. He’ll just think is a retarded psychotic guy with no life, and shoot him.
July 22, 2009
#2
I love how everybody is whining in here haha. I only made it halfway down the post before I realized LW was having the time of his life playingwith these petty fools
As for the task at hand, I love MC. I, however, have a feeling Salad Fingers would like him too. Maybe caress his armor etc to the point where MC just says “GTFO my INTERNETZ!” Then he leaves. End of story. Some hubbub like that.
August 4, 2009
#3
I fail to see how Salad fingers is so strong. After Salad lunges at him, MC will go into combat mode. Salad fingers could be mistaken for a messed up combat form, plus the lurch could be thought of as an attack. MC would easily dispatch a nuclear fallout mutant that accidently murders people.
August 5, 2009
#4
I’ve played Newgrounds rumble and i personaly thought salad fingers was a good fighter. Of course that’s just me.
August 14, 2009
#5
I say MC rips his his brains out just like he did to Flood Keyes on the end oif the level Keyes.
August 20, 2009
#6
I think Salad Fingers would accidently kill MC.He’d probably end up putting bleach in MC’s tea by accident.Then he’d put MC’s corpse on a Meat hook,and talk to it.
October 23, 2009
#7
what if master chief talks…O.o
October 23, 2009
#8
mc gets so freaked out by salad finger that he kills himself
December 5, 2009
#9
I would just like to point out about the bombs. It’s been stated that 20 nuclear bombs of a 15 megaton yield will destroy the biosphere