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Master Chief vs Robocop
Master Chief vs Robocop

Here’s a match that has some interesting similarities.

Both are human.
Both have been enhanced.
Both have some hardcore armor to protect them –
And both are grizzled veterans of combat.

Who walks away from this?

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  • Rob (Expertimp)
    November 14, 2008
    #1

    This will be a really close battle but I’m going to have to go Robocop if he has all his abilities from the third movie at his disposal. Which would include a jet pack and the ability to switch weapons out on his arm. He also is able to lock onto targets and give precision blows to MC. Either way Dead or Alive Robocop wins this battle.

    WINNER: ROBOCOP

  • Matapiojo
    November 14, 2008
    #2

    I think Chief’s combat aptitude surpasses the cyborg greatly. That fact alone will give the fight to MC. Halo weapons are also superior to Robocop’s.

    I forsee this fight ending in a delicious Mjolnir crotch-plate performing a righteous teabag.

  • AlphaCommando
    November 14, 2008
    #3

    Did you just say “delicious crotch-plate”? o.0….that’s kinda weird buddy…..

  • Baron Somebody
    November 14, 2008
    #4

    Robocop is too slow and weak

  • hotshot
    November 14, 2008
    #5

    yea one spartan laser is enough to kill him,even a grunt defeats him

  • Matapiojo
    November 14, 2008
    #6

    “Did you just say “delicious crotch-plate”? o.0….that’s kinda weird buddy…..”

    I thought my Gravatar’s wink would have cleared everything up. *shrug*

  • L-W
    November 14, 2008
    #7

    That’s a wink? It looks like you have something in your eye.

  • PaPPa JUDAS
    November 16, 2008
    #8

    Now ive read all the comments about how MC can catch rockets punch the sun from the sky flip a tank and teabag god and make him like it but I watched robocop and he dosent need to avoid small arms fire he walks through it while cheif can die from a headshot from the halo 2 pistol

  • x on
    November 16, 2008
    #9

    halo 2 pistol is a 50.cal ap round

  • PaPPa JUDAS
    November 18, 2008
    #10

    Yea and it still sucked a$$

  • The Average White Guy
    November 20, 2008
    #11

    Robocop was a wussy.

  • PaPPa JUDAS
    November 22, 2008
    #12

    Ok lets go with that Robocop was a wussy but he had no problem being blown up in a gas station and walking away and cheif can be killed by pistol whipping

  • swifterdeath
    November 22, 2008
    #13

    “Ok lets go with that Robocop was a wussy but he had no problem being blown up in a gas station and walking away and cheif can be killed by pistol whipping”

    yea master chief can be killed from pistol whipping…IN THE GAME. diffrence between game mechanics and canon information.

    “halo 2 pistol is a 50.cal ap round”

    does that not say it all? personally i didnt know this but i know X on…so ill be sure to beleive him…wait i thought i said i knew him? oh well when it comes to halo hes usually…ill go make sure this myself…

    …ok here is directly off of halopedia of what kind of round it fires

    “12.7x40mm M228 Semi-Armor-Piercing High-Penetration/.50 Magnum Caliber Rounds ”

    and here is another qoute about it

    “The 12.7x40mm M228 Semi-Armor-Piercing High-Penetration (abbreviated M228 SAP-HP) is a type of .50-caliber round used in the M6 series sidearms.

    It is somewhat rare and more of an exotic round due to its rarity of use compared to the M225 SAP-HE. [1]

    Due to the semi-armor-piercing nature of the round it is likely coated in a hard metal such as steel but deforms shortly after impact to prevent the bullet exiting the body and causing accidental casualties. The filler is likely a hard or heavy metal, such as tungsten, which would provide the extra force and penetration this round boasts of.”

  • x on
    November 22, 2008
    #14

    robocop can’t win deal with it…

  • soldierlywarior
    November 24, 2008
    #15

    :smile: ,masterchief would win cuz i said so

  • soldierlywarior
    November 24, 2008
    #16

    masterchief rocks

  • james
    November 25, 2008
    #17

    warning very stuid fan boy ^^^
    lllllll

  • PaPPa JUDAS
    November 25, 2008
    #18

    ok but i still hate the Halo2 pistol

  • swifterdeath
    November 26, 2008
    #19

    “ok but i still hate the Halo2 pistol”

    hating it dosent make it suck though…

    so winner?: MC…

  • KITA
    December 4, 2008
    #20

    Plzz make master chief vs. Metal ridly from Metroid prime.

  • Space marine
    December 15, 2008
    #21

    the halo pistol does suck.
    ———————————-
    you know who would beat them both…….a space marine:)
    or chuck norris.

  • aaronjoy
    January 1, 2009
    #22

    i think the chief would win due to robocops stiffines master chief always finds a way halo rocks

  • Alan
    January 10, 2009
    #23

    i think its a draw robocop might just win but master chief wont go down without takin robocop with him

  • Thepocalypse
    January 16, 2009
    #24

    MC would just laser Robocop.

  • ShokTroop47
    January 19, 2009
    #25

    robocop sucks so much bcoz he is so slow that mc would just stand be hind robocop and shoot him in the mouth lol

  • hellatus
    January 28, 2009
    #26

    uhm dont call me dumb but how do u get those stars beside ur name???

  • hellatus
    January 28, 2009
    #27

    SInce cortana is always with mc she would shut down his armour or control it & make him destroy himself + even without cortana mc would win but it might be a bit tough

  • admin
    January 28, 2009
    #28

    @hellatus – you get stars once you reach a certain threshold of posts…

  • Naki
    February 4, 2009
    #29

    Okay seriously, being the game into the forum is ENTIRELY POINTLESS! why? because, would you like it if you emptied the gun into chief but he DIDNT die from the pistol? would you like it if he got hit by 30 ppl at once constantly with a pistol? NO! the game HAD to be made that way. Mc would beat robo cop hands down. Robo is like a weaker version of chief.

  • hellatus
    February 14, 2009
    #30

    let me add a few things to ur comment naki

    Robo is like a weaker version of chief. the chief that has energy shields better weapons is lucky, faster and stronger and with more expierience

    robo would probably wet himself before the chief :) )

  • a fan of everything
    February 15, 2009
    #31

    omg you people are so stupid neither would win becasue robocop can withstand a heavy amount of bullets now master shief wins becasuse he has a sheild idiots while bullets deflect of robocops armor master shifs sheilds take all the damage but are easy to pentrate a good explosive COULD KILL THE MASTER CHEIF also in the 1rst movie robocops enemys get a lazer rifle which gives hell to anything its shot at so tipicly it would BLOW HIM AWAY oh and cortana cant gain control of his armor becasue it just attached to him and robo cop can lock on to things so when he locks on he bullets chase what theri locked on to so basicly all h has to do is shoot master shif alot and mastercheif would fall dead you big morons

  • hellatus
    February 17, 2009
    #32

    Um YOUR the moron mc’s shield is not that weak mc is alot faster than robocop and mc has armour under his shields too and plus mc can shoot robocop with his guns the spartan lazer would do it he if he misses then go melee then use a grav hammer energy sword omg he can even use his hands to destroy robo he can do this barely getting hurt. one, because he is fast , two because he has shields and armour. and three bacuse he is a 5x better version of robo.

  • ghost dws
    February 23, 2009
    #33

    mc will kick robocops @$$

  • LEEEol
    March 19, 2009
    #34

    cheif would so kick hes @$$ (and have a little teabag after)

  • halofan
    May 2, 2009
    #35

    mc would win rocetlauncher banshee tank duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • Blackend
    April 24, 2010
    #36

    Master Chief would dismantle robocop. He wouldn’t even have to use a weapon. Clarence B. stabbed Robo with a rebar… lol that doesn’t say alot about his armor.

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