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Master Chief vs Jason Vorhees
Master Chief vs Jason Vorhees

Halloween Treat IV:

So now MC faces another masked opponent in Jason of the Friday the 13th series.

Jason would be another slow moving target for MC to obliterate, but given Jason’s ability to return from the dead, Chief might have to do it a few hundred times or with a Halo ring…

How does this match play out?

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  • marche
    October 31, 2008
    #1

    well in jason x he died from having his head blown off.so im sure mc can just rip it off or use the spartan laser.

  • The One Sin
    October 31, 2008
    #2

    Soooo, Heres the deal: Jason could beat him. But Mc might just think of the one thing the dummies in thee movies never think of……Blow him into pieces, literally. Highly explosive ordinance BABY! frags, stickies, spikes, rockets, brute shot, and possibly a scorpion tank to boot given the time and place. MC would have to really bring the fireworks but he can pull through. Or MC could throw him in Crystal lake, I think its called that can’t remember.

  • AlphaCommando
    October 31, 2008
    #3

    Yeah, considering MC isn’t some dumb, teenage, stab-bait, who is just asking to get their head cut off and is packing military hardware and possibly just as strong and Jason….

    MC wins after waaaaay too many movies are produced of MC repeatedly killing Jason and him coming back to life, before the devil finally gets bored of reviving Jason and goes on to some other demonically possessed person….like Meyers.

  • johnny nightstick
    November 1, 2008
    #4

    lmao alphacommando has one hell of a post thats funny, um mc wins jason lives through hand guns but i dont think he can beat mc’s weapons

  • Just A Gamer
    November 3, 2008
    #5

    I don’t think Jason is as fast, or as strong as Master Chief.. Nor could he survive all of the weaponry Master Chief could use. Plus all Jason has is a machete, I doubt he could even hurt Master Chief.

  • The One Sin
    November 3, 2008
    #6

    jason could hurt him and take the bullets, like I said explosive weapons is the way to go.

  • regen
    November 5, 2008
    #7

    hey everybody i have to point something out to all of you in the movie jason x when they were studying him they said he had the ability to regenerate so yeah even if chief blows his head off or whatever eventually jason regenrates so this should help jason win the fight regeniration

  • marche
    November 5, 2008
    #8

    in jason x they also killed him by blowing his head off so regen wont win it for him.heck,he only came back because of the med station.

  • PaPPa JUDAS
    November 13, 2008
    #9

    MC would shoot the s#!t out of jason fly to the other side of the halo to celebrate and jason would machette cheif to death on arrival because thats how jason works no matter how fast you are he can somehow be waiting for you arround the next corner and he can punch peoples heads of to(jason takes mannhattan)

  • x on
    November 20, 2008
    #10

    mc wins THE END! deal with it hes a superhuman in half ton suit of ship grade armor…

  • swifterdeath
    November 30, 2008
    #11

    “MC would shoot the s#!t out of jason fly to the other side of the halo to celebrate and jason would machette cheif to death on arrival because thats how jason works no matter how fast you are he can somehow be waiting for you arround the next corner and he can punch peoples heads of to(jason takes mannhattan)”

    oh yeah hes gonna punch master chiefs headoff!!!…wow thats funny…and machette him? what does he have a super ultra machette that cuts through everything!…no doubt it. hes probably got a normal one that would bend on master chief’s armor.

    so how bout master chief jsut blow the hell out of him…weither he can regenerate or not i doubt its quick enough…master chief could just send him into deep space.

  • spoa
    December 4, 2008
    #12

    other than blowing chief up would a machetie even damage chiefs shield?

  • flyboy51
    December 15, 2008
    #13

    No matter how much science advances someone (genetic engineering, cybernetics, technology) you cant beat supernatural, hell-given strength and immorality. Thought MC is faster, Jason could likely punch through both his shield and armor. But, since MC is smart, he would have to plant tons of explosives and blow Jason to smitherenes.

  • Thepocalypse
    March 15, 2009
    #14

    “No matter how much science advances someone (genetic engineering, cybernetics, technology) you cant beat supernatural, hell-given strength and immorality.”
    It’s been clearly stated that Jason is a zombie. He only regenerates with outside stimulus, so MC can simply… and this is the best weapon for the job… Splazer Jason apart and burn the fragments with the flamethrower.

  • Preston
    July 1, 2009
    #15

    I prefer supernatural powers and everything but I have to go with mc because MC has a metal skeleton and I dont think a regular machete can cut through energy shields and his armor…not to mention that plasma grenades, bubble shields, grenades, rocket launchers, spartan laser, energy sword and the super soldier strength speed could easily slice and dice

  • hitman8
    July 31, 2009
    #16

    ok you can’t kill jason he just keeps coming. second for all of you saying ”oh he could just blow jason to bits and vaporize him with a spartan lazer.” are wrong they allready tried that it didn’t work”see jason goes to hell” the only way to ”kill” jason would be if master chief somehow got the necronomocon and read the spell that would send jason back to the realm that the deadites are in. so its more or less a stale mate.

  • Megaraptor18
    July 31, 2009
    #17

    I’m going with Jason here the supernatural killer has the advanage here.

  • ss
    August 27, 2009
    #18

    jason cant die, and cant hurt chief, and neith can swim, so im sayin draw

  • Paladino
    January 31, 2010
    #19

    Jason cannot kill the Chief but Uber Jason will do it.

  • orpheus12
    January 31, 2010
    #20

    Mc can swim, even in his armour.
    Mc only dies due to water because of game mechanics.
    I’d have to say Mc wins.
    “Jason can’t die, he only goes to hell”
    What the fuck ?
    So when somebody dies where does their soul go ?
    If jason goes to hell, that means he’s is dead, yeah as if he’s really going to be reincarnated in the middle of the match.

  • truckman
    March 30, 2010
    #21

    Chief can rip off Jason’s arms and legs and maybe break his neck or something so he cant even drag himself with his head. Put him in a box and chain it up and throw it in the ocean or in Area 51 next to the Ark or something

    Yes, following slasher movie logic some schmucks will eventually free him, but i call by then it would be so long later the Chief basically won

  • Imperfectly Perfect Symmetry
    July 9, 2010
    #22

    Haha, Chief for the FP Award!!

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