An army of Spooks couldn’t find Bourne. MC would never find Jason if he doesn’t want to be found.
Asger December 18, 2009 #2
Yeah, and that bright green armour just doesn’t scream “I’m stealthy!” in a modern society.
And as Mata said, you’ll only find Bourne if he wants you to.
shaun182 December 18, 2009 #3
in order for him to hunt bourne he would have to be on present day earth, how
exactly is 7 ft armored super soldier suppose to hunt anyone down before law
enforcement and other govement officials haul him away.
MC has no contacts, no resources in order to find bourne in the first place, and
cortana shouldnt count since she is outside help, as well she probaly couldn’t
even intergrate with modern tech to help him in the first place
so unless MC going round with a photo of bourne stopping everyone he meets on
the off chance he lucks out, he is pretty much boned.
i dunno December 18, 2009 #4
“in order for him to hunt bourne he would have to be on present day earth, how
exactly is 7 ft armored super soldier suppose to hunt anyone down before law
enforcement and other govement officials haul him away.”
he could claim he was on the way to a sci-fi convention, although he would still have to deal with the fact that he needs a job
without money, he cant fund his one man search for bourne, so he will need to make some moolah.
Whacko December 18, 2009 #5
Yeah, like thats a factor. Should he need money, i think MC will find ways to get it with minimal effort(robberies rule!). Finding the guy is the problem, and that whole mission screams impossible in every way.
MC is chanceless.
AkumaTh December 18, 2009 #6
Okay, so Chief can’t find this Bourne fellow. Can Bourne even stop Chief?
With the way this sounds, it sounds like the biggest game of Hide and Seek.
midnite marauder December 18, 2009 #7
Well the way I see it is that MC will never find Bourne. I never read the books but I saw the movies and Bourne is just to good at not being seen. Plus in order to even attempt to find Bourne MC would have to take off his suit which would then leave him vulnerable and once Bourne know MC is following him the only thing MC is gonna find is a bullet to the head from a block away.
Whacko December 18, 2009 #8
@Akuma:
I’m not too updated on Bournes’ pure fighting skills. However, i doubt he would ever match MC in a proper fight, but that is irrelevant. MC could never force him into a real fight anyway. The closest thing would be Bourne sniping off MCs head when the guy is forced to remove the armor due to stealth reasons.
Bourne got this in the bag.
i dunno December 18, 2009 #9
in a straight, normal, 1v1 fight, the chief might win
however it seems that he has to find bourne first
getting the funding for a worldwide hunt, as well as bourne keeping on the move, not to mention the fact that the chief has no outside help, these factors pretty much mean that bourne wins.
unless chief plays on easy
hotshot December 18, 2009 #10
Off topic:
Nasa found a new planet with an ocean,they want names for it.
VOTE FOR PLANET REACH
Reach is winning against siberia
VOTE FOR PLANET REACH,we are winning.Bungie will become famous for this
“…………………………………………trust in Hotshot to promote idiocy abroad.”
Doesn’t suprise me however peopl are haacking into the site and removing votes
from “Siberia”
From the site
“The following widget got pwned by some hackers. We’re trying to get it fixed and apologize to everyone who submitted real names. We’ve temporarily submitting new names and are trying to delete the thousands of entries for “Siberia.””
I don’t like useing the GD word but… Those Halo Fanboys are a God Damn Disease
AkumaTh December 18, 2009 #16
@Whacko for #8: Oh, I never played/seen either series so my knowledge is limited to what I heard about them. I heard enough about Chief but so little about Bourne. So Bourne has an immunity to technology? How so?
Hitman H94 December 18, 2009 #17
i think MC would have no chance if it is a game of hide and seek
and does Bourne know he is being followed?
Whacko December 18, 2009 #18
@Akuma:
He is simply impossible to find for the likes of the Chief. If he wants any chance he must get rid of the very visible armor, and if he does that he is susceptible to sniper fire. Not too much to be said about it really.
Gray Fox December 18, 2009 #19
MC has no chance against Bourne
he would never be able to find Bourne
and if he would find Bourne, he would get killed by him
there is no way MC is gonna find and eliminate Bourne, not in a million years
Kenny C. December 18, 2009 #20
I think this one is one of my….. can’t remember.
Jason wins because he might not be superhuman, but at least he was awake when they taught camo skills.
Whacko December 18, 2009 #21
When THEY taught camo skills? Bourne laughed in the instructors face before showing them how it’s done. No one’s seen him since.
shaun182 December 18, 2009 #22
this has nothing to do with this but i had to share, i dont know if it serious
or not but i could not stop laughing.
Yeah your right…. NOBODY found Jason in the Bourne films, it was just him brooding over having seven different names. (Hope you pick up the tone I’m trying to simulate here.)
Pondering Fool December 18, 2009 #24
Ok, if this is a straight up duel, then I am doing with the Super Solder (MC). No offense to Bourne (loved the movies/books) but he is still just a very skilled human. Now, if this is search and eliminate, then Borne definitely has the upper hand. If he chooses to not be found, Bourne will not be found. Now, if MC was allowed to have Cortana with him…well, things would be very different now, wouldn’t it. But right now, Bourne is in the upper hand for not being found.
- pf
OriginalA December 18, 2009 #25
John would get “lucky”.
Nah, I’m just kidding.
Even if John had the expertise of Cortana it is still dubious if he could find Jason. Jason’s main shtick about being able to hide was the fact that he couldn’t be traced by the normal “in the system” means e.g. passports, credit cards, ect. The best Cortana could do is highjack some satalites and point them at earth and try to find him among the other 6 billion peaole there, . Even then all Jason has to do is be under a roof and then that becomes totally useless.
One thing though. Unlike the Bounty matches that have gone up, this one doesn’t have a time limit so John just might actually get “lucky” with a satalite search… after years of continious searching. After that it is just a short jet ride away and hope that Jason hasn’t moved on because I just don’t think Jason has what it takes to bring down the Chief in a straight fight. Then again if Jason manages to get his hands on some explosives and/or an anti-material sniper rifle then he might even be able to take John down.
There really isn’t all that much going for John’s favor here.
Kenny C. December 18, 2009 #26
How would Cortana help? The distance between her tech and our tech is about 500 years, which is paramount to taking a TV back to medieval Europe and looking for a plug in. Even if Cortana was able to “jack in,” what could possibly learn to track him?
Cortana – “Hey Chief, he was last seen in New York!”
MC – Where is he now?”
Cortana – “…………………”
/MC tries to avoid the stares given to his 7ft tall, jolly green giant suit./
Pondering Fool December 18, 2009 #27
OriginalA does have a point. Seeing as there is no time limit, MC might get lucky. Who knows, he offers to help out the American Government in Afghanistan on the condition they help him track down Bourne…..very improbable, but I guess, a possibility?
- the pondering fool
Dracosphinx December 18, 2009 #28
“Nasa found a new planet with an ocean,they want names for it.
VOTE FOR PLANET REACH
Reach is winning against siberia
VOTE FOR PLANET REACH,we are winning.Bungie will become famous for this”
… FOR HELGHAN!!!!!!!!!
WE MUST BAND TOGETHER!!!!
orpheus12 December 18, 2009 #29
I vote for Reach.
Hell yeah !!!
orpheus12 December 18, 2009 #30
I vote for Reach.
Hell yeah !!!
In hand to hand combat john would win.
Im not sure what an anti-material round would do to chief’s very dense armor.
Explsovives might work.
John does have the training for these types of missions.
After all he’s a commando.
“Nasa found a new planet with an ocean,they want names for it.
VOTE FOR PLANET REACH
Reach is winning against siberia
VOTE FOR PLANET REACH,we are winning.Bungie will become famous for this”
“I vote for Reach.
Hell yeah !!!”
The only reason it’s quote winning is because of some Fanboy Hackers trying to remove votes for Siberia
I quote from the site
“The following widget got pwned by some hackers. We’re trying to get it fixed and apologize to everyone who submitted real names. We’ve temporarily submitting new names and are trying to delete the thousands of entries for “Siberia.””
I wouldn’t be suprise if they throw out all of the Reach votes due to the fact that the Voting Process has been screwed with. Beside there are better names for a planet
Names like
Fortuna
Cybele (Would be great because it’s known as Earth Mother)
Diana (Oh yea I would name a planet that)
Bacchus
Janus
Libertas (Named it after the Goddess of Freedom)
Forgot to add something. I’m not naming it after the Roman Goddess I’m naming it after Factpile’s own living Goddess known as Diana
Pondering Fool December 18, 2009 #33
“Forgot to add something. I’m not naming it after the Roman Goddess I’m naming it after Factpile’s own living Goddess known as Diana”
Someone knows how to appease a lady. I give you props Mega, you know how to court a internet lass half way across the world. I would have to say, you are doing so much better than Kenny is now….the poor lad, girls still creep him out….
It’s the legendary Southern Charm in action my friend
Pondering Fool December 18, 2009 #35
“It’s the legendary Southern Charm in action my friend”
Those Confederates, probably one Chancellorsville because of their charm and not Stonewall haha. Nah, I have alot of friends from below the Maxon-Dixon, and they always found a way to get the yankee lasses from underneath the nose of the Northern males……puchica!
- the pondering fool
Kenny C. December 18, 2009 #36
Hotshot….. who old are you? Really… I want to know.
X on December 19, 2009 #37
I demand Proof of what Jason Bourne can do.
Whacko December 19, 2009 #38
Seriously, why don’t you make a quick search on Bourne? You’ll often find out more that way. But I’ll probably end up giving it to once i get back home from Christmas shopping.
JoshMcFace December 19, 2009 #39
“VOTE FOR REACH”
I’d much prefer Zebes…
I’d love to see 4chan get involved in this though.
Roll on Planet Fagland.
As for this match, it really depends of the situation. Does Bourne have ANYWHERE to hold out? If so, the odds are greatly in his favour. Unless Chief could somehow get info from the Blackbriar (it is Blackbriar isn’t it) organisations…
Jwlynas December 19, 2009 #40
With Cortana, yes, and Jason’s good, but he’s nothing compared to the chief.
Without Cortana, MC is doomed. Simple as that.
hotshot December 19, 2009 #41
I’m 16 years old and what about you kenny?
Whacko December 19, 2009 #42
How is Cortana going to help? Bourne cannot be tracked through cell phones, credit cards etc, like other people can. Sending out lots of people across the globe to find him will fail, there are almost 7 billion people to hide amongst. As somebody stated earlier, a sattelite search has fat chance of finding out anything too. Bourne only needs a hat and a pair of sunglasses to be impossible to track that way. And, as someone else pointed out, simply hacking 500 year old tech might prove difficult. We haven’t had computers for all that long, and all of the earliest connection methods are outdated these days. Cortana ain’t made to work with our low-tech stuff. Why waste resources to make a machine that can use 500 year old, vastly outdated tech? In the Halo days that doesn’t exist anymore, of course she’ll have trouble with the vast majority of stuff.
Pondering Fool December 19, 2009 #43
“With Cortana, yes, and Jason’s good, but he’s nothing compared to the chief.
Without Cortana, MC is doomed. Simple as that.”
I would have to agree. With Cortana, MC can have access to any files he wishes to attain on his subject. Not saying that equals Bourne getting captured easily (he can hide in some 3rd world country, where technology is minimal) but with MC’s AI, his [john 117's] chances have just increased a lot. Without Cortana, MC will have to get information through other means. So far, Jason has proven government agency have a very hard time finding him….
- the pondering fool
Whacko December 19, 2009 #44
And how will Cortana get acess to 500 year old files? 500 year old files she cannot connect to and which are most likely false? Cortana won’t be much help.
shaun182 December 19, 2009 #45
Im in agreement even if cortana was allowed, and somehow accessed 500 year old
files, it would only cause every agency in the world to hunt down MC, since their
not going to let some form A.I. super hacker to walk around free.
Whacko December 19, 2009 #46
Also a thought. That would be outisde help, though, so it’s not fair.
Kenny C. December 19, 2009 #47
@ Hotshot
It explains a lot.
@ Everyone
I nominate Jason for the win.
X on December 19, 2009 #48
I nominate MC for the win because the other side has failed to give any reason other then a half-ass one as “He not going to find him”.
shaun182 December 19, 2009 #49
the scenario states he has to hunt him down and destroy him, he cant destroy what he cant find hence why bourne wins, in straight fight mc wins but that isnt what this is.
AkumaTh December 19, 2009 #50
@Whacko: How could it be outside help if she’s in him?
And as for this big hide and seek game, if the Chief doesn’t take his helmet off, can Bourne take him down?
shaun182 December 19, 2009 #51
she is only in him part of the time, as she isnt standard issue for him,
she is a character with the ability to merge with is suit.
Kenny C. December 20, 2009 #52
If anything, John will be the one hunted and investigated if he even mentions the name “Jason Bourne.” That and the fact he’s covered in green armor, being 7 ft, very pale, in possesion of guns, has no ID or papers, no concept of “blending in”, and is mystified by the concept of paper money.
Besides, Jason would see him a mile away and make a suitable welcome, which entails duct tape, C-4, a gas line, a safe house, a pager, a cell phone, and perhaps a car going about 45 mph backwards.
OriginalA December 20, 2009 #53
“Besides, Jason would see him a mile away and make a suitable welcome, which entails duct tape, C-4, a gas line, a safe house, a pager, a cell phone, and perhaps a car going about 45 mph backwards.”
That line is made of pure awesome, and it sounds exactly like something Bourne would do.
Kniget December 20, 2009 #54
@Whacko
Bourne could kick MC’s ass with a newspaper, even in full armor
but none of those people where 7 ft armored super soldiers, now where they.
Pondering Fool December 20, 2009 #57
“I nominate MC for the win because the other side has failed to give any reason other then a half-ass one as “He not going to find him”.”
Mate, the guidelines state “Here we have a match where the Chief has been tasked to HUNT DOWN and destroy Bourne. Quite simply, can it be done?”. We say Bourne will win, because MC can not complete the first part of his mission, which is, hunting down the agent. How is MC suppose to kill Bourne if he can’t even figure out where he is. Does he shoot blindly into the sky, hoping the the bullets will hit Bourne on their way down? No, he must find Bourne in order to kill him. Seeing as he has no real chance of finding the guy, in a green 7 ft battle suit, it is probably to say that Bourne will outlast MC hunting spree.
- the pondering fool
AkumaTh December 20, 2009 #58
@Pondering Fool: “Does he shoot blindly into the sky, hoping the the bullets will hit Bourne on their way down?”
Well, that’s what I would have done, but then again that’s my answer for everything.
But I believe Bourne still needs to take down Chief to stop him from looking for him though.
Kenny C. December 20, 2009 #59
Well if the MC wankers will only accept defeat if MC dies, fine.
Jason reveals to mass media (which knows that he is a top news story) that he is currently in Berlin at a hotel by leaving a series of clues to the police in a hotel room. MC, somehow, makes it to Berlin and is almost immediately spotted by Bourne through the use of paid lookouts (or cameras, hacking into the transportation comp., etc.). Bourne then rigs an IED in a certain room in a hotel and then waits for MC as he does a systematic search of each hotel. Jason leaves word to the desk that MC is to be shown up to said room, and after MC barges in his usual style- Boom. Just in case, Jason will be position on a nearby roof top with a clear view of the rooms window and a 50-cal. sniper rifle.
While this just one of many scenarios, the fact is that Bourne will only be found if he wants to be found and if he wants MC to “find” him, then large amounts of explosives, guns, and traps are involved.
Whacko December 20, 2009 #60
There ya go people, Bourne both stays undetected AND kills the bugger. Comments, protests or fanboy rants anyone?
AkumaTh December 20, 2009 #61
Like I said, all I know is what I heard and I sadly heard more of Chief then Bourne.
Pondering Fool December 20, 2009 #62
“Jason leaves word to the desk that MC is to be shown up to said room, and after MC barges in his usual style- Boom. Just in case, Jason will be position on a nearby roof top with a clear view of the rooms window and a 50-cal. sniper rifle.”
Mmmh, I would have rather have Jason with an anti-vehicle weapon and MC stepping into a room full of nitroglycerin. You can figure out the rest for yourself….mwuhaha
- the pondering fool
Kenny C. December 20, 2009 #63
Just one of many possible, but implausable, scenarios Fool.
Hell, I can just as well imagine Bourne disguising himself, he does this more in the books, and then offering to take MC to Bourne. Bourne would then lead MC to a safe house of his chosing, tells MC to wait as he goes out to “find more intel,” Bourne goes out to his car, and triggers the 200 pounds of C-4.
shaun182 December 20, 2009 #64
why is this sound like the start of some kind of comedy show, in which MC tries some form of insane plan, in an attempt to find and capture bourne only for it to blow up in his face literally.
@The Imperfect Man – This site came into existence when the first match ever posted here made the home page of digg.com on Christmas Eve 3 years ago with the Master Chief vs Boba Fett match. So, MC is looked at as the “Grandfather” of the site. From the success of that post and other MC vs matches, the site expanded to what it’s become today. Also, FactPile is featured on a Halo 3 cheat site that sends alot of Halo fans this way. Hope this helps – Admin
The Imperfect Man December 23, 2009 #73
@admin
Thanks for the information.
Knowing is indeed half the battle.
Kenny C. December 23, 2009 #74
“Also, FactPile is featured on a Halo 3 cheat site that sends alot of Halo fans this way. Hope this helps – Admin”
- Well……. that explains a lot… like how Halo vs Stars refused to die.
the_man_with The_Answers December 28, 2009 #75
Honestly, how did that stay around. Obviously L-W wasn’t there for the most part. I think once he showed up it was only a matter of time.
Kenny C. January 7, 2010 #76
Well………
/ Takes a sip of Pepsi./
Bourne for the FP award.
+1 nomination
orpheus12 January 7, 2010 #77
Hell no. I DON’T nominate Bourne.
orpheus12 January 7, 2010 #78
Hell no. I DON’T nominate Bourne.
C’mon all he did was hide, there was nothing epic about that !!!!
I want him to hide from boba fett…let’s see the how good bourne can play cat and mouse.
*ha ha ha* (evil laughter)
Suck it
orpheus12 January 7, 2010 #79
@ admin
I thought you said even without MC this site would exsist ?!
the_man_with The_Answers January 13, 2010 #80
Without MC the site wouldn’t have existed at that moment. It probably would have come in much later though and without MC, it would have lost a lot of popularity. he is after all one of the biggest sources of fresh bloo…. I mean people.
Kenny C. January 13, 2010 #81
“Hell no. I DON’T nominate Bourne.
C’mon all he did was hide, there was nothing epic about that !!!!”
- See post # 59, ya’ MC wanker. Bourne is the one controlling almost every ascept of a fight if it happens… in ohter words… he wins.
So stop your bitchin’.
orpheus12 January 13, 2010 #82
Stop my bitching ?
Hell no !!!!!!
This site tells me to speak my mind, so…..
Kenny C. January 16, 2010 #83
“Stop my bitching ?
Hell no !!!!!!
This site tells me to speak my mind, so…..”
- Very Well, continue with the tool ranting.
December 18, 2009
#1
“can it be done?”
No.
An army of Spooks couldn’t find Bourne. MC would never find Jason if he doesn’t want to be found.
December 18, 2009
#2
Yeah, and that bright green armour just doesn’t scream “I’m stealthy!” in a modern society.
And as Mata said, you’ll only find Bourne if he wants you to.
December 18, 2009
#3
in order for him to hunt bourne he would have to be on present day earth, how
exactly is 7 ft armored super soldier suppose to hunt anyone down before law
enforcement and other govement officials haul him away.
MC has no contacts, no resources in order to find bourne in the first place, and
cortana shouldnt count since she is outside help, as well she probaly couldn’t
even intergrate with modern tech to help him in the first place
so unless MC going round with a photo of bourne stopping everyone he meets on
the off chance he lucks out, he is pretty much boned.
December 18, 2009
#4
“in order for him to hunt bourne he would have to be on present day earth, how
exactly is 7 ft armored super soldier suppose to hunt anyone down before law
enforcement and other govement officials haul him away.”
he could claim he was on the way to a sci-fi convention, although he would still have to deal with the fact that he needs a job
without money, he cant fund his one man search for bourne, so he will need to make some moolah.
December 18, 2009
#5
Yeah, like thats a factor. Should he need money, i think MC will find ways to get it with minimal effort(robberies rule!). Finding the guy is the problem, and that whole mission screams impossible in every way.
MC is chanceless.
December 18, 2009
#6
Okay, so Chief can’t find this Bourne fellow. Can Bourne even stop Chief?
With the way this sounds, it sounds like the biggest game of Hide and Seek.
December 18, 2009
#7
Well the way I see it is that MC will never find Bourne. I never read the books but I saw the movies and Bourne is just to good at not being seen. Plus in order to even attempt to find Bourne MC would have to take off his suit which would then leave him vulnerable and once Bourne know MC is following him the only thing MC is gonna find is a bullet to the head from a block away.
December 18, 2009
#8
@Akuma:
I’m not too updated on Bournes’ pure fighting skills. However, i doubt he would ever match MC in a proper fight, but that is irrelevant. MC could never force him into a real fight anyway. The closest thing would be Bourne sniping off MCs head when the guy is forced to remove the armor due to stealth reasons.
Bourne got this in the bag.
December 18, 2009
#9
in a straight, normal, 1v1 fight, the chief might win
however it seems that he has to find bourne first
getting the funding for a worldwide hunt, as well as bourne keeping on the move, not to mention the fact that the chief has no outside help, these factors pretty much mean that bourne wins.
unless chief plays on easy
December 18, 2009
#10
Off topic:
Nasa found a new planet with an ocean,they want names for it.
VOTE FOR PLANET REACH
Reach is winning against siberia
VOTE FOR PLANET REACH,we are winning.Bungie will become famous for this
December 18, 2009
#11
Here is the link:
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/12/name-that-waterworld
VOTE FOR REACH
December 18, 2009
#12
…………………………………………trust in Hotshot to promote idiocy abroad.
Don’t you ever go changing on us, man.
December 18, 2009
#13
“VOTE FOR REACH”
pfft, hell no.
December 18, 2009
#14
how come the human race gets to name, someone elses planet epecially since we have
never been there, it like when people think they own the moon
December 18, 2009
#15
“…………………………………………trust in Hotshot to promote idiocy abroad.”
Doesn’t suprise me however peopl are haacking into the site and removing votes
from “Siberia”
From the site
“The following widget got pwned by some hackers. We’re trying to get it fixed and apologize to everyone who submitted real names. We’ve temporarily submitting new names and are trying to delete the thousands of entries for “Siberia.””
I don’t like useing the GD word but… Those Halo Fanboys are a God Damn Disease
December 18, 2009
#16
@Whacko for #8: Oh, I never played/seen either series so my knowledge is limited to what I heard about them. I heard enough about Chief but so little about Bourne. So Bourne has an immunity to technology? How so?
December 18, 2009
#17
i think MC would have no chance if it is a game of hide and seek
and does Bourne know he is being followed?
December 18, 2009
#18
@Akuma:
He is simply impossible to find for the likes of the Chief. If he wants any chance he must get rid of the very visible armor, and if he does that he is susceptible to sniper fire. Not too much to be said about it really.
December 18, 2009
#19
MC has no chance against Bourne
he would never be able to find Bourne
and if he would find Bourne, he would get killed by him
there is no way MC is gonna find and eliminate Bourne, not in a million years
December 18, 2009
#20
I think this one is one of my….. can’t remember.
Jason wins because he might not be superhuman, but at least he was awake when they taught camo skills.
December 18, 2009
#21
When THEY taught camo skills? Bourne laughed in the instructors face before showing them how it’s done. No one’s seen him since.
December 18, 2009
#22
this has nothing to do with this but i had to share, i dont know if it serious
or not but i could not stop laughing.
http://christopedia.atwiki.com/?cmd=word&word=evolution&type=normal&page=List+of+False+Religions
December 18, 2009
#23
Yeah your right…. NOBODY found Jason in the Bourne films, it was just him brooding over having seven different names. (Hope you pick up the tone I’m trying to simulate here.)
December 18, 2009
#24
Ok, if this is a straight up duel, then I am doing with the Super Solder (MC). No offense to Bourne (loved the movies/books) but he is still just a very skilled human. Now, if this is search and eliminate, then Borne definitely has the upper hand. If he chooses to not be found, Bourne will not be found. Now, if MC was allowed to have Cortana with him…well, things would be very different now, wouldn’t it. But right now, Bourne is in the upper hand for not being found.
- pf
December 18, 2009
#25
John would get “lucky”.
Nah, I’m just kidding.
Even if John had the expertise of Cortana it is still dubious if he could find Jason. Jason’s main shtick about being able to hide was the fact that he couldn’t be traced by the normal “in the system” means e.g. passports, credit cards, ect. The best Cortana could do is highjack some satalites and point them at earth and try to find him among the other 6 billion peaole there, . Even then all Jason has to do is be under a roof and then that becomes totally useless.
One thing though. Unlike the Bounty matches that have gone up, this one doesn’t have a time limit so John just might actually get “lucky” with a satalite search… after years of continious searching. After that it is just a short jet ride away and hope that Jason hasn’t moved on because I just don’t think Jason has what it takes to bring down the Chief in a straight fight. Then again if Jason manages to get his hands on some explosives and/or an anti-material sniper rifle then he might even be able to take John down.
There really isn’t all that much going for John’s favor here.
December 18, 2009
#26
How would Cortana help? The distance between her tech and our tech is about 500 years, which is paramount to taking a TV back to medieval Europe and looking for a plug in. Even if Cortana was able to “jack in,” what could possibly learn to track him?
Cortana – “Hey Chief, he was last seen in New York!”
MC – Where is he now?”
Cortana – “…………………”
/MC tries to avoid the stares given to his 7ft tall, jolly green giant suit./
December 18, 2009
#27
OriginalA does have a point. Seeing as there is no time limit, MC might get lucky. Who knows, he offers to help out the American Government in Afghanistan on the condition they help him track down Bourne…..very improbable, but I guess, a possibility?
- the pondering fool
December 18, 2009
#28
“Nasa found a new planet with an ocean,they want names for it.
VOTE FOR PLANET REACH
Reach is winning against siberia
VOTE FOR PLANET REACH,we are winning.Bungie will become famous for this”
… FOR HELGHAN!!!!!!!!!
WE MUST BAND TOGETHER!!!!
December 18, 2009
#29
I vote for Reach.
Hell yeah !!!
December 18, 2009
#30
I vote for Reach.
Hell yeah !!!
In hand to hand combat john would win.
Im not sure what an anti-material round would do to chief’s very dense armor.
Explsovives might work.
John does have the training for these types of missions.
After all he’s a commando.
December 18, 2009
#31
“Nasa found a new planet with an ocean,they want names for it.
VOTE FOR PLANET REACH
Reach is winning against siberia
VOTE FOR PLANET REACH,we are winning.Bungie will become famous for this”
“I vote for Reach.
Hell yeah !!!”
The only reason it’s quote winning is because of some Fanboy Hackers trying to remove votes for Siberia
I quote from the site
“The following widget got pwned by some hackers. We’re trying to get it fixed and apologize to everyone who submitted real names. We’ve temporarily submitting new names and are trying to delete the thousands of entries for “Siberia.””
I wouldn’t be suprise if they throw out all of the Reach votes due to the fact that the Voting Process has been screwed with. Beside there are better names for a planet
Names like
Fortuna
Cybele (Would be great because it’s known as Earth Mother)
Diana (Oh yea I would name a planet that)
Bacchus
Janus
Libertas (Named it after the Goddess of Freedom)
Or
Halghan
Vakta
OR Planet Factpile!!!!!!!
December 18, 2009
#32
“Diana (Oh yea I would name a planet that)”
Forgot to add something. I’m not naming it after the Roman Goddess I’m naming it after Factpile’s own living Goddess known as Diana
December 18, 2009
#33
“Forgot to add something. I’m not naming it after the Roman Goddess I’m naming it after Factpile’s own living Goddess known as Diana”
Someone knows how to appease a lady. I give you props Mega, you know how to court a internet lass half way across the world. I would have to say, you are doing so much better than Kenny is now….the poor lad, girls still creep him out….
- the pondering fool
December 18, 2009
#34
It’s the legendary Southern Charm in action my friend
December 18, 2009
#35
“It’s the legendary Southern Charm in action my friend”
Those Confederates, probably one Chancellorsville because of their charm and not Stonewall haha. Nah, I have alot of friends from below the Maxon-Dixon, and they always found a way to get the yankee lasses from underneath the nose of the Northern males……puchica!
- the pondering fool
December 18, 2009
#36
Hotshot….. who old are you? Really… I want to know.
December 19, 2009
#37
I demand Proof of what Jason Bourne can do.
December 19, 2009
#38
Seriously, why don’t you make a quick search on Bourne? You’ll often find out more that way. But I’ll probably end up giving it to once i get back home from Christmas shopping.
December 19, 2009
#39
“VOTE FOR REACH”
I’d much prefer Zebes…
I’d love to see 4chan get involved in this though.
Roll on Planet Fagland.
As for this match, it really depends of the situation. Does Bourne have ANYWHERE to hold out? If so, the odds are greatly in his favour. Unless Chief could somehow get info from the Blackbriar (it is Blackbriar isn’t it) organisations…
December 19, 2009
#40
With Cortana, yes, and Jason’s good, but he’s nothing compared to the chief.
Without Cortana, MC is doomed. Simple as that.
December 19, 2009
#41
I’m 16 years old and what about you kenny?
December 19, 2009
#42
How is Cortana going to help? Bourne cannot be tracked through cell phones, credit cards etc, like other people can. Sending out lots of people across the globe to find him will fail, there are almost 7 billion people to hide amongst. As somebody stated earlier, a sattelite search has fat chance of finding out anything too. Bourne only needs a hat and a pair of sunglasses to be impossible to track that way. And, as someone else pointed out, simply hacking 500 year old tech might prove difficult. We haven’t had computers for all that long, and all of the earliest connection methods are outdated these days. Cortana ain’t made to work with our low-tech stuff. Why waste resources to make a machine that can use 500 year old, vastly outdated tech? In the Halo days that doesn’t exist anymore, of course she’ll have trouble with the vast majority of stuff.
December 19, 2009
#43
“With Cortana, yes, and Jason’s good, but he’s nothing compared to the chief.
Without Cortana, MC is doomed. Simple as that.”
I would have to agree. With Cortana, MC can have access to any files he wishes to attain on his subject. Not saying that equals Bourne getting captured easily (he can hide in some 3rd world country, where technology is minimal) but with MC’s AI, his [john 117's] chances have just increased a lot. Without Cortana, MC will have to get information through other means. So far, Jason has proven government agency have a very hard time finding him….
- the pondering fool
December 19, 2009
#44
And how will Cortana get acess to 500 year old files? 500 year old files she cannot connect to and which are most likely false? Cortana won’t be much help.
December 19, 2009
#45
Im in agreement even if cortana was allowed, and somehow accessed 500 year old
files, it would only cause every agency in the world to hunt down MC, since their
not going to let some form A.I. super hacker to walk around free.
December 19, 2009
#46
Also a thought. That would be outisde help, though, so it’s not fair.
December 19, 2009
#47
@ Hotshot
It explains a lot.
@ Everyone
I nominate Jason for the win.
December 19, 2009
#48
I nominate MC for the win because the other side has failed to give any reason other then a half-ass one as “He not going to find him”.
December 19, 2009
#49
the scenario states he has to hunt him down and destroy him, he cant destroy what he cant find hence why bourne wins, in straight fight mc wins but that isnt what this is.
December 19, 2009
#50
@Whacko: How could it be outside help if she’s in him?
And as for this big hide and seek game, if the Chief doesn’t take his helmet off, can Bourne take him down?
December 19, 2009
#51
she is only in him part of the time, as she isnt standard issue for him,
she is a character with the ability to merge with is suit.
December 20, 2009
#52
If anything, John will be the one hunted and investigated if he even mentions the name “Jason Bourne.” That and the fact he’s covered in green armor, being 7 ft, very pale, in possesion of guns, has no ID or papers, no concept of “blending in”, and is mystified by the concept of paper money.
Besides, Jason would see him a mile away and make a suitable welcome, which entails duct tape, C-4, a gas line, a safe house, a pager, a cell phone, and perhaps a car going about 45 mph backwards.
December 20, 2009
#53
“Besides, Jason would see him a mile away and make a suitable welcome, which entails duct tape, C-4, a gas line, a safe house, a pager, a cell phone, and perhaps a car going about 45 mph backwards.”
That line is made of pure awesome, and it sounds exactly like something Bourne would do.
December 20, 2009
#54
@Whacko
Bourne could kick MC’s ass with a newspaper, even in full armor
December 20, 2009
#55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rjtkqs3WLM – he kills a dude with a pen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI4jxd6BP4I – he kills a dude with a magazine
go to about 4:00 for the fight scene- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uN0tYzONQY&NR=1&feature=fvwp – he kills a dude with a book and a towel
December 20, 2009
#56
but none of those people where 7 ft armored super soldiers, now where they.
December 20, 2009
#57
“I nominate MC for the win because the other side has failed to give any reason other then a half-ass one as “He not going to find him”.”
Mate, the guidelines state “Here we have a match where the Chief has been tasked to HUNT DOWN and destroy Bourne. Quite simply, can it be done?”. We say Bourne will win, because MC can not complete the first part of his mission, which is, hunting down the agent. How is MC suppose to kill Bourne if he can’t even figure out where he is. Does he shoot blindly into the sky, hoping the the bullets will hit Bourne on their way down? No, he must find Bourne in order to kill him. Seeing as he has no real chance of finding the guy, in a green 7 ft battle suit, it is probably to say that Bourne will outlast MC hunting spree.
- the pondering fool
December 20, 2009
#58
@Pondering Fool: “Does he shoot blindly into the sky, hoping the the bullets will hit Bourne on their way down?”
Well, that’s what I would have done, but then again that’s my answer for everything.
But I believe Bourne still needs to take down Chief to stop him from looking for him though.
December 20, 2009
#59
Well if the MC wankers will only accept defeat if MC dies, fine.
Jason reveals to mass media (which knows that he is a top news story) that he is currently in Berlin at a hotel by leaving a series of clues to the police in a hotel room. MC, somehow, makes it to Berlin and is almost immediately spotted by Bourne through the use of paid lookouts (or cameras, hacking into the transportation comp., etc.). Bourne then rigs an IED in a certain room in a hotel and then waits for MC as he does a systematic search of each hotel. Jason leaves word to the desk that MC is to be shown up to said room, and after MC barges in his usual style- Boom. Just in case, Jason will be position on a nearby roof top with a clear view of the rooms window and a 50-cal. sniper rifle.
While this just one of many scenarios, the fact is that Bourne will only be found if he wants to be found and if he wants MC to “find” him, then large amounts of explosives, guns, and traps are involved.
December 20, 2009
#60
There ya go people, Bourne both stays undetected AND kills the bugger. Comments, protests or fanboy rants anyone?
December 20, 2009
#61
Like I said, all I know is what I heard and I sadly heard more of Chief then Bourne.
December 20, 2009
#62
“Jason leaves word to the desk that MC is to be shown up to said room, and after MC barges in his usual style- Boom. Just in case, Jason will be position on a nearby roof top with a clear view of the rooms window and a 50-cal. sniper rifle.”
Mmmh, I would have rather have Jason with an anti-vehicle weapon and MC stepping into a room full of nitroglycerin. You can figure out the rest for yourself….mwuhaha
- the pondering fool
December 20, 2009
#63
Just one of many possible, but implausable, scenarios Fool.
Hell, I can just as well imagine Bourne disguising himself, he does this more in the books, and then offering to take MC to Bourne. Bourne would then lead MC to a safe house of his chosing, tells MC to wait as he goes out to “find more intel,” Bourne goes out to his car, and triggers the 200 pounds of C-4.
December 20, 2009
#64
why is this sound like the start of some kind of comedy show, in which MC tries some form of insane plan, in an attempt to find and capture bourne only for it to blow up in his face literally.
it almost like have seen this somewhere before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUq9hynzCVo
December 21, 2009
#65
hey admin how about a battle between Mater Chief and The Saint Of Killers here
one FactPile
December 21, 2009
#66
“hey admin how about a battle between Mater Chief and The Saint Of Killers here
one FactPile”
Mate, that is hardly a “battle”. More like a “execution”. SoK would mop the floor of MC blood before the first minute passed.
- the pondering fool
December 21, 2009
#67
Any more debate? I believe MC has lost…. again.
December 21, 2009
#68
Of course he did. He is either paired against super weaklings, people who negate his strenghts(like bourne) or gods. Hard.
December 21, 2009
#69
Bourne for the FacPile Award
December 23, 2009
#70
Oh, come on! Not even one fanboy is willing to say “But da Mazter Chef wood uze da Spratin LAAAAAZZZZZZZOOORRRRR!!!”
December 23, 2009
#71
After reading many different debates in Factpile, why is Master Chief so often mentioned here?
Was he among the first argued about?
The Imperfect Man says, “Is it a trend? A custom?”
December 23, 2009
#72
@The Imperfect Man – This site came into existence when the first match ever posted here made the home page of digg.com on Christmas Eve 3 years ago with the Master Chief vs Boba Fett match. So, MC is looked at as the “Grandfather” of the site. From the success of that post and other MC vs matches, the site expanded to what it’s become today. Also, FactPile is featured on a Halo 3 cheat site that sends alot of Halo fans this way. Hope this helps – Admin
December 23, 2009
#73
@admin
Thanks for the information.
Knowing is indeed half the battle.
December 23, 2009
#74
“Also, FactPile is featured on a Halo 3 cheat site that sends alot of Halo fans this way. Hope this helps – Admin”
- Well……. that explains a lot… like how Halo vs Stars refused to die.
December 28, 2009
#75
Honestly, how did that stay around. Obviously L-W wasn’t there for the most part. I think once he showed up it was only a matter of time.
January 7, 2010
#76
Well………
/ Takes a sip of Pepsi./
Bourne for the FP award.
+1 nomination
January 7, 2010
#77
Hell no. I DON’T nominate Bourne.
January 7, 2010
#78
Hell no. I DON’T nominate Bourne.
C’mon all he did was hide, there was nothing epic about that !!!!
I want him to hide from boba fett…let’s see the how good bourne can play cat and mouse.
*ha ha ha* (evil laughter)
Suck it
January 7, 2010
#79
@ admin
I thought you said even without MC this site would exsist ?!
January 13, 2010
#80
Without MC the site wouldn’t have existed at that moment. It probably would have come in much later though and without MC, it would have lost a lot of popularity. he is after all one of the biggest sources of fresh bloo…. I mean people.
January 13, 2010
#81
“Hell no. I DON’T nominate Bourne.
C’mon all he did was hide, there was nothing epic about that !!!!”
- See post # 59, ya’ MC wanker. Bourne is the one controlling almost every ascept of a fight if it happens… in ohter words… he wins.
So stop your bitchin’.
January 13, 2010
#82
Stop my bitching ?
Hell no !!!!!!
This site tells me to speak my mind, so…..
January 16, 2010
#83
“Stop my bitching ?
Hell no !!!!!!
This site tells me to speak my mind, so…..”
- Very Well, continue with the tool ranting.
February 28, 2010
#84
Bourne for the Factpile Award.