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Master Chief vs Hancock
Master Chief vs Hancock

MC gets matched up against another immortal being. But, with the known weakness of the pairings, the Chief does stand a chance to bring down the superhero.

How does this fight play out?

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  • The One Sin
    October 19, 2008
    #1

    Mc will make the sad mistake of calling hancock an #sshole and he will shove mc’s head up johnson’s #ss.

  • Galen Marek
    October 20, 2008
    #2

    lmao, wow what a fight!
    OMG just picture Johnson screaming and just getting picked up and flung around and thrown as Chief trys to pull him off. Meanwhile Hancock is just sitting there having the time of his life and he just can’t stop laughing.

  • The One Sin
    October 21, 2008
    #3

    I’m glad you enjoy my sick humor lol.

  • Zach
    January 2, 2009
    #4

    Hancock can stop a run-away train without having a scratch on him. If Hancock can do that, I’m positive that Hancock can rip his head off and throw it away.

  • the cheerful whale
    January 12, 2009
    #5

    hmm i wonder y all the votes are going to the immortal super strong flying hancock that can stop a train.oh thats y

  • Zach
    January 16, 2009
    #6

    Hancock would pick MC up and fly him up like 10,000 feet and drop him.

  • Fuck nut
    January 17, 2009
    #7

    Hancock

    ‘cept for one thing…

    if hancock’s girl was around, then mc no doubt

  • the cheerful whale
    January 27, 2009
    #8

    nah it still takes a bit of time for the pairling effect to kick in and hankock wont take long

  • The Chosen One
    February 8, 2009
    #9

    Not much of a argument Hancock is kinda unstoppable

  • cyborg pirate ninja jesus
    February 13, 2009
    #10

    lol sure the pairling thing could work in favor for mc but in the time it takes for that to work he would have 2 superheroe people after him which obviously means he loses ridiculously

  • A Man with Clothes On
    April 9, 2009
    #11

    Hancock wins easy. I don’t think chief would even TRY to kill Hancock. He’d run away like a little girl and Hancock would shove chief’s head up his own butt and throw him all the way to Pluto.

  • Sithis57
    April 14, 2009
    #12

    Definetely Hancock. Because Hancock would grab Master Chief and throw him out into space and rip his head off.

  • Pondering Fool
    July 13, 2009
    #13

    Well if Hancock is next to his partner, leaning towards MC. If his lady-friend/lover person is far away, definetely Hancock. He is bullet-proof, super strong, can fly, and has a tendecy to attack people who call him an a**hole.

    - pondering fool

  • blackwing
    July 25, 2009
    #14

    the way i see this battle MC try’s every weapon in his arsenal and when the smoke clears up Hancock grabs MCs head and shoves it ware the sun don’t shine.

  • Dracosphinx
    July 25, 2009
    #15

    The sun’s not supposed to shine there? 0.o
    Whoops…

  • Rague
    January 22, 2010
    #16

    What people fail with Hancock’s weakness is this:

    He was next to Mary for HOW LONG in the movie? When he goes to Ray’s home he STAYS for dinner which must be at least half an hour, certainly more. He stops there TWICE and probably more during the montage where he works with Ray to improve his image, this may very well have been over the course of a week and some days, she visits him in JAIL for ten minutes or less, and him and her FOUGHT across the CITY for fifteen minutes, after FLYING ALL the way from over wherever the hell Hancock’s house is.

    Mary is not like KRYPTONITE, she does not hamper him on contact, hell, they nearly KISSED and that closeness didn’t affect either of them. It obviously takes a long period of time and POSSIBLY strong romantic contact/emotion between the two to actually WEAKEN him.

    And note, when Mary is shot in the last fight of the film, Hancock IMMEDIATELY regains enough strength to single-handedly TOSS A HOSPITAL BED OVER HIMSELF, into a goon, and THROUGH TWO OR THREE WALLS. He tosses one guy out of a window, although his powers are clearly in a bit of a flux as Mary begins to die.

    Master Chief is NOT going to know this either way – not within the time it would take for Hancock to KO him.

    (I’m not saying this as a Halo-bashing, but in regards to all of the battles Hancock will see on FP. People seem to think Mary just DRAINS him, its easy to see its a gradual process.

  • MEGADOOMER
    March 7, 2010
    #17

    I never saw the movie Hancock, so someone needs to fill me in on how this guy is immortal. I know he has superstrength and the ability to fly. I just don’t know anything else about him.

  • Darkbladex96
    March 15, 2010
    #18

    they never explain what they are its just known that they are immortal and invulnerable.

  • Paladino
    May 8, 2010
    #19

    @MEGADOOMER
    Hancock can become far more Stronger, fiercer, Brutal when someone called him A*#$%^&

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