Sometimes when creating a match you just know that one side is going to get completely destroyed. This is one of those fights. I think the only delay in MC’s destruction is the time it takes for Green Lantern to decide how he’ll destroy the Chief.
What say you?
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November 6, 2009
#1
Completely one sided.
Green lantern wins and this was a very boring and stupid match.
November 6, 2009
#2
i cant imagine one way for mc to win unless he sneaks up and kills him in his sleep with atomic bomb while the hulk acts as his bodyguard and even then its iffy
this match is so pointless it might as well be mc vs god
November 6, 2009
#3
Wow………………..I mean……of all the possible scenarios, this is probably one of the most lopsided MC matches ever. Here is just a list off of good old wiki, that shows his [Green Lantern] powers
Power rings as used by various wielders have exhibited (but are not limited to) the following effects:
* Creates solid ‘light energy’ which is only limited by the mind
* Constructs of green ‘solid-energy,’ often of tremendous size and/or complexity.
* Flight, including flight at speeds beyond that of light.
* Instantaneous flight across the galaxy and to other galaxies through wormholes.
* Plasma bolts.
* Ability to walk through walls by traveling through ‘the Fourth Dimension’ [Alan Scott]
* The rings can act as semi-sentient computers, including accessing the Book of Oa, a massive database of everything from the laws of the Guardians and the Corps to the history of the universe.
* Time travel (One solitary power ring cannot generate enough power for time travel. Several power rings are needed to complete this feat.)
* The rings are still reliant on the lantern-shaped power batteries, but no longer limited to 24 hours’ charge as they originally were. Kyle Rayner’s ring was the first ring to absorb more power than originally thought, having stored the main power battery’s energy following its explosion on Oa.
* Telepathic powers.
* Translation of virtually all languages.
* Force field generation.
* Radiation, including simulated kryptonite radiations.
* Generate “earplugs” to block out all telepathic communication and manipulation.
* Render user invisible.
* Green Lantern: Rebirth revealed that only a certain type of willpower can use the ring effectively, as evidenced when Green Arrow’s “cynical” willpower barely allows him to generate a single arrow and leaves him exhausted after this feat.
* Put humans into a state of suspended animation
* Fast healing of wounds.
* Size manipulation allowing ringbearer to grow or shrink in size.
* In Green Lantern: First Flight Sinestro was able to “reconnect synapses” in the brain of a dead criminal in order to extract information via a kind of guided discussion.
Master Chief is a dead man walking…………
- the pondering fool
November 6, 2009
#4
Thank you admin for balancing the “Master Shpliff Vs SK” and “Master Shief vs Stubbs” matches with a match as as this…
yep, pondering covered all the bases….. except…
What if… Master Chief managed to catch Lantern before he’d transformed. Could the Lantern change before a bullet ended up in his head…if not, Mc wins….hahha, i just playing
November 6, 2009
#5
Step one, Hal looks at John’s general direction.
Step two, Hal gets a mop to clean up the mess.
Step three, profit.
November 6, 2009
#6
oh sam what have u done i know you where joking but now every halo fanboy is going to take up that arguement is going to be mc vs hulk all over again
were doomed to repeat history again and again so quick everyone vote green lantern for the fp award before the fanboys get here and we have to listen to their nonsense
November 6, 2009
#7
NOOOOOO, NOOOOOO, let them speak! its actually an interesting scenario;
“mc vs hulk”
in that one, it was proven that Bruce banner can change in the time it takes to fire a bullet, i.e. fater than about 700m.s
i’m asking if Hal can do the same thing…
November 6, 2009
#8
@Sam the heretic: As fast as light he can change.
Who honestly thought Master Chief has a chance? I mean, the Yellow weakness is gone now and that was his only chance.
November 6, 2009
#9
“: As fast as light he can change.”
so his reaction time is as fast as light…even in a normal/human state?
i’m genuinely curious
November 6, 2009
#10
and does anyone know how to get your gravatar to show?!
November 6, 2009
#11
He always wears the ring which changes him into the Green Lantern. As soon as he thinks it, it happens.
November 6, 2009
#12
“As soon as he thinks it, it happens.”
Yesssssss, thought travels at a slower rate than bullets…i forgot the exact speed for thought, but its like 400m.s, Vs 700m.s
November 6, 2009
#13
@Shaun
bro, how the fuck did you get to 133 comments…that’s messed up shit right there
November 6, 2009
#14
says number 3
your just jealous
and that make no.134
November 6, 2009
#15
You are quite literally more than double me….I remeber days when Pondering Fool was number one and was 100 posts ahead of me….
Good times
November 6, 2009
#16
but remember its not the quantity of the post but their quality
November 6, 2009
#17
I know obviously Green Lanturn would destroy the Chief but just to check with Green Lanturn fans if MC has a chance because no one has mentioned Green lanturn’s weaknesses cant he be beaten by wood?
November 6, 2009
#18
“can’t he be beaten by wood”
hahahaha,omg that would be funny if true. I mean, how many alien worlds have wood on them? Also…wood?! Hahaha…i guess its better than the color yellow…hahaha
now all Master Shpliff has to do is hack a tree down into a stake/arrow at the speeds ftlight….that or get some “personal wood” a la Master Shief…grrr
November 6, 2009
#19
Wood only worked on the original Green Lantern.
Also can someone clean up all the blood a chunks of armour on the floor?
November 6, 2009
#20
I’d like to try to find some way to actually make this a fight, but I really can’t. Green Lantern is going to effortlessly wipe the floor with MC 99.999999999% of the time. The remainder percent is when Green Lantern is depressed and suicidal going in and wants to die.
November 6, 2009
#21
master cheif dosnt know about yellow does he?
November 6, 2009
#22
mc wouldnt know about yellow however i believe that weakness has been removed from the current green lantern
November 6, 2009
#23
I don’t mean to be a pest, but could someone tell me if Hal has ever transformed in under a millisecond? I mean, has he ever been fired at while changing form?
This might be silly, but what if the chief had a stealth suit on…
November 6, 2009
#24
“You are quite literally more than double me….I remember days when Pondering Fool was number one and was 100 posts ahead of me….”
Those were the days….guess I just do not have the time anymore to do such a run of comments.
“This might be silly, but what if the chief had a stealth suit on…”
Ok, not to be rude mate, but that is a tad pathetic……these are all “what if” preparations for MC, pure conjucture……I could argue, “what if Green Latern has the entity Ion, and is facing MC”…..
- the pondering fool
November 6, 2009
#25
This is so freaking bias I’m rarely going to come to this match. Whoever thought this up needs to get over an excessive hatred of a fictional character. Its really sad.
November 6, 2009
#26
Fortuantely for john,GL’s aren’t usaully the burtal type.
One of the less painless deaths here so far.
November 6, 2009
#27
Fortunately for john,GL’s aren’t usually the brutal type.
One of the less painless deaths here so far.
Needed to fix the spelling errors.
November 6, 2009
#28
I am not even going to comment it is pretty one-sided. Lantern ftw.
November 6, 2009
#29
Yup. Just like Kharn and Abbadon.
Step 1: Find Kharn
Step 2: Point Kharn towards Cadia
Step 4: ???
Step 5:Profit!
However….GL makes a mess of MC….But not before MC makes a mess of himself.
November 6, 2009
#30
oh come on people just look at those 2 pictures up there you can just tell whos gonna win by looking at it so lets see masterchief fires everything hes got bang bang BOOM even if masterchief tries to charge at green lantern well green lantern can pretty much do whatever he wants huh he can crush masterchief with a big hammer or just chop his head off grab him and toss him into outer space so yeah green lantern wins all the way so yup masterchif loses green lantern wins
oh one more thing if green lantern made a huge green looking flood and just toyed with masterchief then suffocated him but yup game over masterchief winner green lantern 
November 7, 2009
#31
Wait isn’t mc’s visor yellow ?
November 7, 2009
#32
Master chiefs visor color is yellow, and he pisses yellow… Doe that mean if he pisses his pants he can kill him? or what if he had an army of over 9000 grunts and a single squad of ODST w/ the rookie in it…………….. nope still wiped out.
November 7, 2009
#33
thats wat i said orpheus
November 7, 2009
#34
I’m beginning to think that everyone here has some sort of burning hatred of Master Chief, sending him into such ridiculously one-sided battle. Wasn’t Chief vs. Superman enough ownage to sate your hate for John?
Next up is going to be MC vs. Dr. Manhattan, Thanos, Rand al’Thor with the Choedan Kal, and Batman with prep time, all at once, I suppose.
November 7, 2009
#35
Yo john anen, go read the Master Chief Vs. Red skull, mc vs. Scorpion King and mc vs. Stubbs the zombie before you say we have a burning hatred for your chief.
@pf
i know, i know…it never pays being the devil’s advocate, but some dumbass has to do it…else we’d be drowning in dead posts…besides, i hate mc, i just wanted to make sure he was dead and splattered/buried
November 7, 2009
#36
@John
We don’t hate him, we just liek to hear each others opinions on the more advanced fighters (but seriously he can burn in hell)
November 7, 2009
#37
Anyway, I think everyone can agree, that Green Lantern deserves the Factpile award? Anyone have any objections?
- the pondering fool
November 7, 2009
#38
Green Lantern is in a different league than the Chief. My vote goes to him.
November 7, 2009
#39
“Anyway, I think everyone can agree, that Green Lantern deserves the Factpile award? Anyone have any objections?”
I object…
Reason: Green Lantern has’t been tested yet on the furnace…
November 7, 2009
#40
I think having Green Latern making a ball of energy around MC and then shrinking it down the size of a basketball would make me sad in a way…. poor, poor Spartan… amoung the fictional universes… you truly suck.
November 7, 2009
#41
amen to that Kenny.
honestly this is one of the dumbest matches yet although to be fair I’m saying this allot now so I think we should have FP award for the dumbest match. Just an idea.
November 7, 2009
#42
It seems we cannot find a good match for the spartan,the fairest one to date is Snake and deadpool.
Everything else is either MC vs God,or MC vs random disabled guy.
November 7, 2009
#43
Too all those who hate MC. You guys need therapy. You are hating a f****** fictional character who has done nothing to any of you. You can hate the fanboys/rare fangirls but hating a fictional character is something else.
EX:
A lot of us hate Xena. Why? Because for me she spits on everything every type of historian discovered about the ancient world.
I’m working to become an archeologist and remembering her and how she screwed up the entire history of that time period, killing GODS!, and being ugly as hell pisses me off.
If you dont like MC get over yourselves. Its really immature to hate a single fictional character because of Halo Multiplayer, The fans, and the sheer amount annoying people who support them.
Go to therapy.
November 7, 2009
#44
“honestly this is one of the dumbest matches yet although to be fair I’m saying this allot now so I think we should have FP award for the dumbest match.”
What we really need is a curbstomp award. Master Chief would have three, from Red Skull, Stubbs, and the Scorpion King, and he would be on the receiving end of them in matches like this. Rand al’Thor would have two already, from his fights with Drizzt and Skilgannon.
November 7, 2009
#45
well not really, I dislike all the insane fanboys, the entire franchise and all related things. therefore I hat MC and this is a place where I can express this hatred.
also the same can be said for why you like a fictional character can it not?
November 8, 2009
#46
@ AHEM if u check mc would have beaten scorpion king easly
November 8, 2009
#47
one last thing. how the hell do people get so many stars????!!!! It started with Kenny.C and now history is repeating itself with Shaun and Sam the heretic. It makes me sad to only have 350/351 comments.
November 8, 2009
#48
@chewie6000
50 stars for each comment.
Kenny gained more of the stars few months ago when Kenny and some factpilers(including me) started a disturbing role-play on this site.
Pondering Fool has beaten my record due to my seldom visit here, I’m always at the forums.
November 8, 2009
#49
“Pondering Fool has beaten my record due to my seldom visit here, I’m always at the forums.”
Well, we were tied, till this post right now. Now I am one ahead of the Lady Diana. And how said persistence, a fanatical obsession with Factpile, and sleeping in, doesn’t work?
- the pondering fool
November 8, 2009
#50
@chewie6000
Oops sorry, its 50 comments for each stars.
@Fool
I didn’t said it doesn’t work, we only have different taste. Awhile ago I’m ahead of you, Megaraptor & Kenny but now things are getting different. I don’t know what’s next.
November 8, 2009
#51
I am ahead of ALL of you.
November 8, 2009
#52
“I didn’t said it doesn’t work, we only have different taste. Awhile ago I’m ahead of you, Megaraptor & Kenny but now things are getting different. I don’t know what’s next.”
Did not mean you said that Miss Diana, just speaking of random people I do not know of. Still, I only have a couple hundred post, unlike people like Mata or L-W who are close to or surpassing the 2,000 mark…..dedication, I must say it is.
- the pondering fool
November 8, 2009
#53
Well I guess im the weird one here.
I love the halo universe !
Im just a differnet breed of a halo fanboy. The type that isn’t ignorant and shows correct comprehension in his writing or at least in typing.
Well at least you guys don’t tell all the people who like halo, like myself to go fuck off. But seriously If master chief or boba fett didn’t exist would this site even exist ?
November 8, 2009
#54
@ orpheus – “If master chief or boba fett didn’t exist would this site even exist ?”
The site would still be here, just don’t know if it would have the readership it enjoys now!
November 8, 2009
#55
Yup all the readers we all know and love. *gets depressed and lives life on which only fate holds*
November 9, 2009
#56
“or what if he had an army of over 9000 grunts”
If MC had exactly 9001 grunts, then he would win, because when you have ‘over 9000!!!!!’ anything, you win.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI
November 9, 2009
#57
“I am ahead of ALL of you”
As am I.
November 9, 2009
#58
http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/3121/original/Advice-Dog-what-does-the-scouter-say-about-his-power-level-Its-Over-9000_.jpg
November 9, 2009
#59
“If MC had exactly 9001 grunts, then he would win, because when you have ‘over 9000!!!!!’ anything, you win.”
Mate, it was “r what if he had an army of over 9000 grunts and a single squad of ODST w/ the rookie in it”…..Master Chief only wins with the ODST rookie and the squad of 9001 grunts. It is a precise art, calculating these battles, is it not? Anyway, Factpile award for the Green Lantern…..
- the pondering fool
November 9, 2009
#60
@Diana, I dont even want to know about your role-play and I remember when it was 10 comments for a star.
I have more than Admin though..
oh and I didn’t mean to start some sort of competition
November 10, 2009
#61
” how the hell do people get so many stars…It started with Kenny.C and now history is repeating itself with Shaun and Sam the heretic. ”
well, in my case, i have an hour free after school in the computer lab before my mom comes… so i catch up on many interesting posts and in that time can post over 200 comments…about 6 worth something and the rest are either satirical/dumb/boredom incarnate
November 10, 2009
#62
@chewie6000
Don’t be so defensive chewie, we are just exchanging facts.
November 11, 2009
#63
” I didn’t mean to start some sort of competition”
hmmmm………………………
/slinks off into the night
November 11, 2009
#64
Why do people continuesly put MC, a super soldier, against super heros. Aer soldier could only win a battle against low level super heros, nothing like a high end hero like the Green Lantern.
November 13, 2009
#65
@TMWOTA
Low level superheroes hmmm? Hercules? Mario? Dude…you’re breaking my balls here man, please let go of that tight grip have on my balls man!
December 11, 2009
#66
I wouldnt count mario as a super hero. And hercules is just a hero. I’m talking about people like Captian Ameriaca, Batmam, thunder cats, ect…
super soldier has no chance in hell at taking on heros like superman, spiderman, or the green lantern.
December 11, 2009
#67
Hercules? A low-level hero? A guy who can go toe to toe with Hulk and Thor, is low-level? Really?
December 11, 2009
#68
I was talking about the hercules from greek mythology, not the comic version.
December 11, 2009
#69
@the_man_with The_Answers-That’s even worst since he’s a demi-god. Don’t let the t.v show fool you Hercules would tear MC apart.
December 11, 2009
#70
actually using the current incarnations rule, to mythical hercules makes him a full blown god, so it is literally MC vs God
December 11, 2009
#71
Jeez people why can’t you understand that I meant the non comic non god hercules. Not the one from the friken show either. I mean the demi-god one. Demi-gods can still be killed. especially when you put them against a highly trained super-soldier that uses weapons capable of killing him with a well aimed shot from dozens of meters away.
December 11, 2009
#72
“Low level superheroes hmmm? Hercules?”
….What?
December 11, 2009
#73
the one from greek legend is the one i ment, he ascended to godhood.
December 11, 2009
#74
Both marvel and greek hercule aren’t low level.
TV show however….idk.
May 8, 2010
#75
I don’t mean to be a pest, but could someone tell me if Hal has ever transformed in under a millisecond? I mean, has he ever been fired at while changing form?”
Even out of form the ring protects him subconsciously.
May 8, 2010
#76
STOP USURPING MY POSITION (remember kids Capslock is cruise control for cool )
May 8, 2010
#77
actually scratch the usurping more like taken over already oh well i will get it back eventually