Master Chief vs Charlies Angels

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February 6th, 2009 at 4:27 am -

In what should amount to about the same effort it takes for a dog to scratch an itch, this match should be so lucky to last that long. The Angels simply have no chance, even with all three of them attacking at once.

…right?!

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Baron Somebody
February 6, 2009
#1

Seriously? Dude this would be over in like three seconds
Teh_Rou
February 6, 2009
#2

Unfortunately, I doubt it’d be over in three seconds. Master Chief would undoubtedly win, what, with him not having an aversion to guns, but the Angels would fight for a good long time to further plot development! =D
Baron Somebody
February 6, 2009
#3

One second for each using a plasma pistol
Scenario
February 6, 2009
#4

What’s the point of this again? Guessing how long it will take?

I think I’d prefer to see Charlie’s angels vs. Nintendo’s angels (Zero Suit Samus, Zelda, and Peach).
Only the nose knows
February 6, 2009
#5

I hope it doesn’t end fast, I hope he makes them feel the pain they’ve inflicted on us.
Teh_Rou
February 6, 2009
#6

Nah. The Angels have the Angel Whoopass pose! They would all randomly float away when he shot! Well, that or they’d take the shots and fall a couple stories and then live…. One or the other.

They have to live for more than three seconds, otherwise the fight would be pointless, and the battle would have no plot! Where’s the conflict!? Where’s the drama in them dying in a second?!

Honestly though, this one was just kinda sad. >_>
Baron Somebody
February 7, 2009
#7

I think Gex even had more of a chance then this
yogidan15
February 7, 2009
#8

there dosnt have to be drama they just have to die, the only way this would take more then a few seconds would be if the only weapon he had was either a spartan laser or plasma ‘nade and he wasnt cose enough to melee (flick) them
Teh_Rou
February 7, 2009
#9

REMAIN CALM SON, IT WAS A JOKE! YOU’RE NOT TOO OLD FOR A SPANKIN’!!!

BESIDES, THE ANGELS WOULD JUST GO ALL ROID RAGE!!!!!!RAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!!!!!!” and well, that’d be the end of Master Chief! =D

But seriously, who would think of something like this? <_<
Baron Somebody
February 8, 2009
#10

@Scenario

“What’s the point of this again? Guessing how long it will take?

I think I’d prefer to see Charlie’s angels vs. Nintendo’s angels (Zero Suit Samus, Zelda, and Peach).”

Zero Suit Samus could take them herself, Zelda and Peach just suck
Tim
February 8, 2009
#11

Actually Zelda has some really powerful magic and Peach has proved herself to be a decent fighter at times as well. Any of them could easily beat Charlies Angels. But not as easily as Master Cheif could.
hellatus
February 9, 2009
#12

all mc needs to do is shoot angels with any of his guns and they die

one rocket launcher shot would make it less than 3 seconds
vince o.k.i.
February 9, 2009
#13

we are all joking right? dude… he would take each angel face plant them in the floor and stomp them tic tac toe style.
Lord Pent
February 11, 2009
#14

And here I thought this site had completely degraded to a primarily Halo-bashing scene. It’s nice to see you people actually have the capacity to see the Chief win. Which he would, of course, without being sidetracked for more than a moment.
Thepocalypse
February 11, 2009
#15

Roeper and Ebert rush in again to remind us “THIS ISN’T CINEMA!” and obliterate the angels, before staring expectantly and MC. MAKE THE MOVIE!
cyborg pirate ninja jesus
February 13, 2009
#16

the angels would just flash mc and he would explode from the hotness
KiLLer 03
February 15, 2009
#17

MC would just put a bullet in each of there heads before they could do anything.
cyborg pirate ninja jesus
February 16, 2009
#18

why would he kill that much hotness seriously he is still a man
BlueOneTrunk
February 18, 2009
#19

The Angels vs MC. Well if they had Bosley then they would make would get chief some hair
spartan B74
February 18, 2009
#20

mc would just call in some marine and !#$@#the charlies angels.
john
February 22, 2009
#21

yea i really dont think they are all that hot the red head is a monster hell demon and the blond looks like shes possesed the only ok lookingo ne is th e asian
Angellaa
February 24, 2009
#22

Hmm, very cognitive post.
Is this theme good unough for the Digg?
x
March 4, 2009
#23

And i thout the lst cople were stupid!!!!MC Shotgun,GH,rocket lonchers,vs fists and makup and whell wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!
dragon9000
March 4, 2009
#24

ok so three normal humans against a super soldier with guns armor and all above ha! makes me laugh.
Rob (Expertimp)
March 10, 2009
#25

After getting rid of Drew berry more the Tea Bagging night of fun starts.

Winner: Master C in the Face
Alex
October 15, 2009
#26

Master Chief’s sex drive was removed during the augmentations. sorry to all of those who want to see a master hard.
Troy
October 15, 2009
#27

MC would just stand there and watch charlie’s angels break their bones on his armor, then he would walk away
Troy
October 15, 2009
#28

oops, that meant to be walk away, whistling,
FinalSmashBrother
October 24, 2009
#29

Charlies Angelz would kick Master Chief’s head off. They are just way too powerful!!!
(sarcastically speaking)
Paladino
January 31, 2010
#30

Master Chief will rape the angels then Samus come and kill mc for cheating….

so the winner is Samus, lol
Hitman H94
April 20, 2010
#31

Well easy win for MC here as the angels never use guns only hand to hand combat
masterchief can just easily put a couple of bullets into their heads as they are running towards him