Suggested by erik
In the spirit of always trying to introduce new characters to FactPile, we have for your reading review, Chapulin Colorado. I have to admit that previous to this request, I had never heard of this guy.
While I certainly appreciate the quirkiness of Colorado, this match won’t last very long.
What say you?
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February 5, 2010
#1
gay…
all…
day…
February 5, 2010
#2
Oh how the mighty have fallen. It has got so bad for MC the only way he can win is by matching him up against a “reading reviewer” (I’m with Admin I never heard of this guy)
February 5, 2010
#3
Come on man as much as we all hate Halo fanboys at least show the Chief some respect…
February 5, 2010
#4
Geez…I might not like the Halo franchise, but at least I suggest matches with Master Chief that are actual fights.
February 5, 2010
#5
What the hell is this crap! Why can’t anyone suggest a decent fight for Master Chief?! He’s actually a really good character from a good(if over-hyped) franchise, but because some inarticulate idiots spam stuff about him everyone hates him and posts shitty fight’s for him that are either against someone he has no chance of beating or someone who is a joke!
I don’t like ranting about things but I’m fed up of people beating on a good franchise just because some moron’s occasionally spout some nonsense about it. Rant over.
Now please could we get a good fight for him next time.
February 5, 2010
#6
omg…
wat is wrong wid da world today?….
February 5, 2010
#7
So…who wins ?
My vote is for MC.
February 5, 2010
#8
Man, I feel bad for MC. He’s not a bad character and the games are pretty good, but for some reason people hate him, be it because they hate the more dumb and yet very vocal of his fans and by extension him, they think the franchise is over-hyped so they want to knock Halo down a peg or two, or they want to be cool and jump on the “Let’s hate on Halo!” bandwagon.
I say that because all he ever gets are fights pitting him against 10,000 WH40K Space Marines, backed up by the 501st and the Death Star, supported by Protoss fleets or fights pitting him against a nun with a ruler and he gets a tank.
I still remember the fight pitting him against Legolas in which he didn’t get his armor or his weapons, had to stay at range and Legolas had his enchanted bow that literally can’t freaking miss. And that matchup got Legolas the FP Award.
Seriously how about some decent Halo matchups that are actually kinda fair. How about Sergeant Johnson in a Cyclops vs Miles Quaritch in his AMP suit w/o the big gun vs Ripley in the Power Loader from Aliens.
February 5, 2010
#9
I’ve played the Halo games, and I honestly didn’t think they were any good. And these match-ups are mainly done to piss off fanboys who think “halo am b3st series evUr!!1″.
February 5, 2010
#10
@ Asger
Why? First of it encourages the fanboys to come on here and act like assholes and second, there are people here who have played the games and like Halo and yet we get pretty unfair fights for a character we like all the time. Basically you’re trolling the regular fans ons here to get at the minority of retarded howler monkeys.
Seriously that is one problem I would give a lot to solve. Just because you played something and for some reason you don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s bad. Seriously there are a ton of people out there that like it so there must be something people enjoy about it.
Hell, I’m convinced alot of the people that hate on Halo really don’t have much of an argument. Almost everyone I’ve talked too have given no real reason besides “I just don’t like it” Seems like almost all the hate it gets is from people who hate anything mainstream and popular or people who like being contrary.
There will of course always be the people for whom the story just doesn’t stick or may be the gameplay just doesn’t suit them, but again that’s really more personal preference than anything. Calling a game bad when it just didn’t meet your preferences is idiotic. No game developer can make a game that is unanimously loved.
February 5, 2010
#11
Simple, when people honestly believe Master Chief can last a nano second against the likes of Superman or Magneto, something needs to be done.
I’m willing to admit Halo has its really cool moments, and some of the online modes like Infected or Grifball are good (Even though for some reason Bungie decides to only have those game modes on at certain weekends) but when I play something like CoD4 or MW2, and I switch to Halo 3 or ODST I just sort of shrug.
February 5, 2010
#12
Why not simply ignore them? I mean if they think MC can stand up against such people all it does is make them look pretty stupid. No need to make a match for the sole purpose of getting MC creamed just because there are idiots. Hell if we follow that logic why don’t we have a series of matches pitting Cloud or Sephiroth vs pretty much everything from Zeus to Yogi Bear.
February 5, 2010
#13
FINALLY! In these comments right here, some people finally realize how big of idiots people are here. You all freaking complain about Halo fanboys, when you are all fanboys yourselves. MC can win against MANY people, but you pit him up against the most ridiculous from Craphammer 40k. Most of the people here hate Halo because it is more popular then whatever they like.
February 5, 2010
#14
Don’t look at me, I didn’t request half the crap. Problem with putting a matchfor MC is getting an opponent who is at least mildly superhuman, and has the means to at the very least damage the armour, without making the opponent too much more powerful. That’s pretty difficult.
February 5, 2010
#15
“Don’t look at me, I didn’t request half the crap”
Yea same here even though I have been know to mess with the Halo Fanboys. Most of the matches I request are as level as possible
February 5, 2010
#16
A lot of the people on the site bitch about Mc going against an opponent that is weaker than him, but don’t complain about any thing when it’s against an over-powered opponent. Even when they are clearly too damn powerful for MC.
Biased much ? (Some people)
February 5, 2010
#17
Well,the Grasshopper can shrink,and freeze people in time.
His antennae also beep whenever danger is near.
February 5, 2010
#18
Dude.
DUDE!
This is fucking awesome. Never in a million years would I have expected to see El Chapulin in a place like this. Pretty epic. Erik, Admin, you made my 2010.
BTW, MC is done for. He could never survive the strike of the Chipote Chillon!
Look, he can even deal a lethal surprise attack on Spiderman despite his legendary Spider Sense:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3334129424_51e15d1d6d.jpg?v=0
February 5, 2010
#19
This match is so OP/broken/FaceStomp…
Master chief doesn’t have a chance! Chappy chap takes this match with style.
February 6, 2010
#20
@Mata
Thank god I’m not the only one who watches Spanish TV
February 6, 2010
#21
@John
Absolutely. Everybody knows that anything Chespirito will get an auto-win!
February 6, 2010
#22
All I really gathered fromWikipedia about this guy is that he is a superhero parody, and the Bumblebee Man from thhe Simpsons is based off him.
February 6, 2010
#23
….does MC’s opponent even have any powers? I highly doubt so, so in that case, MC’s few (very pitiful few) rolfstomp awards……
- pf
February 6, 2010
#24
@ PF
Don’t blame him, blame the matches.
February 11, 2010
#25
GO CHIEF FUCK YEA PEOPLE ARE TAKING HIS SIDE AGAIN! im probally just what factpilers hate and thats ok because i dont give a fuck. I obsess and i dont regret it.
February 12, 2010
#26
At least you’re honest about it.
February 12, 2010
#27
i have found a way for chapulin to possibly win…..but first i must know does mcs armor have any gaps…..
but anyway chapulin has a size changing thing to make himself very small….im not sure how small wiki doesnt say.
but he could sneak into his armor…(somehow) and then i dunno hack away with a very tiny rock until bad things happen for chief
February 19, 2010
#28
@ Tim
actually i suggested rosarch vs MC and i can’t remember the other one.
February 28, 2010
#29
MC can survive in vacuum in that suit. He would also be in a gel layer on his way through the suit. Then after considerbale damage to chief, biofoam will be injected, most likely killing Colorado.