The hell is black friday?

wouldn’t the crowd just flee after he caves in the first persons head, so this stops being mc vs crowd and becomes mc vs police.

Halo fanboys will probably rip the Chief apart instead of trying ti get past him to the store. So I think this is Master Chief vs halo fanboys.

Ah, American post-thanksgiving mania…..I would like to say I had memories of Black Friday, but I was always too lazy to go out. Anyway, seeing as MC is still human (though augmented alot), and the millions of humans charging for the cheaper goods, I think numbers would probably decide this match. MC must be able to keep on moving, doing a guerrilla type warfare to eliminate the hordes of shoppers….

Wow, I just realize how in depth I got into such a match…..I think I will go cry now.

- the pondering fool

Like what Fool said it’s an American post-thanksgiving mania and only the smart will stay out of that mess.

The line up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PotO4WWFaEE&feature=related

How they want it to be done
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBSzMAv_xNY&feature=related

Don’t fall down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8YwhaDE6Mk&feature=related

Another video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw18_16AGv4

Folks here a list of the most terrifying hordes to face down.

5: The Flood

4: The Arachnids

3: The Zerg

2: The Tyranids

1: Black Friday Shoppers

Well Fool since you want a complete list so shall it be

a list of the most terrifying hordes to face down

10: Trekkies

9: Factpile Trolls

8: Marvel Fanboys

7: Halo Fanboys

6: Xena-ites

5: The Flood

4: The Arachnids

3: The Zerg

2: The Tyranids

1: Black Friday Shoppers

“I never have seen a marvel fanboy, they must be rare.”

They not rare they are like ghosts. If not they are overshadowed by Halo fanboys since they act like an ass and/or moron in the MC vs threads.

10: Trekkies
9: Factpile Trolls
8: Marvel Fanboys
7: Halo Fanboys
6: Xena-ites
5: The Flood
4: The Arachnids
3: The Zerg
2: The Tyranids
1: Black Friday Shoppers

You have forgotten the worst of them ALL.
TWILIGHT FANGIRLS.

*sends a chill down spine*

@Megaraptor18

Marvel Fanboys eh? Someone is still a little sad about that *coughing* Wolverine vs MC duel…..wow, who said that?

“You have forgotten the worst of them ALL.
TWILIGHT FANGIRLS.
*sends a chill down spine*”

That is an evil all its own……such dedicated misguided females, obsessing over a book that tells of a 100 year old man wanting to get it on with an underage girl…..and he also wants to suck her blood?…..evil……

- the pondering fool

I say the horde will win. MC has fought powerful hordes before but nothing compares to the sheer brutality and barbarism that’s brought out during Black Friday and Christmas Eve. During these two days the average human strength is increased tenfold. They would tear MC apart to get at the sales.

On a serious note what is it about black friday that drives men mad? I’ve seen people killed or seriously injured over a 20$ mark-down.

“On a serious note what is it about black friday that drives men mad? I’ve seen people killed or seriously injured over a 20$ mark-down.”

Men? I always thought it was a primarily, a American woman’s fiesta (not saying men don’t shop, just the majority is women). Capitalism, and the fear of Obama? Who knows the mind of America these days…..

- the pondering fool

Yeah.
You should seem storm fanboys.

@PF-When I say “men” I meant mankind in general. People seriously lose their minds on Black Friday. I remember last Black Friday I was in Guess about to pick up the last leather jacket so I could be prepared for the last of fall and this fucking pussy clat grabs me by my shirt and tries to snatch the thing out my hand talking about he had it reserved or something. So I told him to let go or I’ll cut his fucking hand off(I always keep something on me cause I live in NY and you can’t be too careful here especially in Bedstuy). He was like no and I was about to cut his ass but he let go when i pulled out on him. I’m telling you the people is crazy these days.

@Mega-Its cool for you to come to NY you just have to watch where your at at certain times just like any big city there’s crime. Just some simple rules to follow if you ever decide to come to NY.

1. Don’t stare. We hate it when people stare and its likely to cause a fight.

2. Don’t step on a black man’s or hispanic man’s sneakers. Especially if they’re white or of a light color and especially if they’re jordans. That’s likely to get you killed and I’m dead serious.

3. Don’t flash your money around. It doesn’t matter what area your in or what color they are. We have a lot of stick up kids running around especially now with this economy and they’re of every race you can think of.

4. Don’t get in a cab if it aint yellow.

5. Never ask directions from anyone that’s not a public servant like police or ambulance core.

6. Try not to look like a tourist. Basically try to blend in. I see these tourists getting off the buses at 125th with their big ass cameras and phanny packs. That’s a no no.

7. Most important always keep your eyes open. But that’s the rule of the world cause the streets is hungry and when the streets is hungry it eats.

As for Black Friday you on your own there. People turn into beasts during that dreadful day. I’ll never forget when I heard on the news last year that an employee at a Walmart was killed cause before the store even opened the masses literally broke down the door and trampled the poor bastard to death. The only advice I can give you is to carry a weapon on you when you go Black Friday shopping and don’t be afraid to use it. Which reminds me Obama should make it legal in all states to carry a concealed fire arm with a liscence like in Texas cause people is crazy these days but would be less likely to try something if they know everyone is strapped.

All this mentioning of the brutality of black friday shoppers gives me an idea.
*opens new tab to battle requests page*
FACTPILE VS HUMAN HORDES (including all the worst, black friday shoppers, mc noobs and worst of all, twilight fangirls.)

Oh, wow…… This depends on where MC is. If he’s at Kohls……

But, if he’s standing in front of Dunkelbergers….

Very comedic.
Face the power of the unbreakable skull of the unfortunate human who was never mentioned.
Damn who’s skull is it ?

If they tore him up, then the suit would be torn up and useless.
I don’t see how in the world they would get passed the suit.
They’ll probably kill each other attempting to get to him.
I mean the only way they could possibly kill him is by starvation and exhuation. We don’t know how much people are in the crowd but, I doubt the average civillian would be willing to fight a guy that has clobbered dozens of “innocent” civillians with an unidentified human skull.

@ pheus (my nick-name for you)

1 – You’re taking this joke situation far too seriously
2 – Never underestimate the power of the mob
3 – I’m sure that if 20 (or more) pulling on each of the Chief’s limbs and his head… that might cause some damage. If not that, they could use sheer weight to crush him or take said indestructible skull from the MC and crush his visor in with it.
4 – It is assumed that the combantants will fight to the death, not simply run away as per CIS.

Ok sorry.
I didn’t exactly think it was a joke, just that I thought it was like any other MC VS match.
Eh…my nickname is pheus ?
Oh c’mon !!
Is there any better suggestions ? I mean you only took the O off.
I don’t get the nickname !!!
Im pretty slow on “jokes”

Kenny is a cool guy, eh makes corny nicknames and dosen’t afraid of anything !!
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Don’t take it seriously, I hardly ever make jokes.
This is my favorite meme.

perhaps MC will decide to the smart thing, step out of the way of the shoppers and wait for a large enough group of them to gather in the store, then sneak to the maintence room fiddle with the gas, give a few minutes flee the store and just before he leaves strikes his uber skull against the wall causing a massive explosion killing or maiming everyone inside.

or perhaps he will think, this is shit, im not fighting all these people where do factpile people live and makes his preparations to hunt us all down for the crap we keep making him go through (like fighting the hulk).

@orpheus
I think orph would be a suitable nickname, I think its better than pheus (sounds like penis). No offence to Kenny C.

Black Friday is a terrible time to be an average shopper. Crowds of people will fight each other for tooth and nail for getting the products they want. Tramplings are a normal accurance on these days, leaving many injured and sometimes fatal results. It’s like the Rage virus, only focused.

The Police can’t stop them. A riot squad can’t stop them. The only chance Master Chief has is to use the Halo Ring to wipe out all life.

Don’t you think MC would head to an area only a few can come through at a time? Its common sense. Provided MC has a little time, provided the crowds are waiting outside until it hits midnight and MC gets there an hour early, he could find other weapons, such as guns from a gun store or even every day knives. My local gunstore has some pretty nice guns. They may only be the civilian varient of the real thing, but still nice. If MC starts the day off at a high location and has a fallback piont, like any good soldier, then he can last a day. Once that day is up, the people will turn into normal shoppers due to not being on black friday.

“The Police can’t stop them. A riot squad can’t stop them. The only chance Master Chief has is to use the Halo Ring to wipe out all life.”

I hate to say this but that is the only way to stop them they are worse than the Flood.

I think this is stupid why must fights with MC always be MC vs. god or MC vs. a million zombies. HEs only one man.

“I think this is stupid why must fights with MC always be MC vs. god or MC vs. a million zombies. HEs only one man.”

That is the fun part mate. Seeing the one man, that is worshiped by fanatics of all ages, being torn down, and shown out to be what he really is, just a man. A augmented, genetically superior human, but human none the less…

- the pondering fool

I still don’t see why everyone hates the chief. He doesn’t have a horrible personality and he doesn’t even think he is better than anyone else. People hate the fanboys. Another thing I don’t understand is why chuck Norris fanboys are acceptable and MC’s arn’t. They are even harder to take care of. I hate the fanboys, but not the actual person or thing in question. MC is a modestly powered super soldier and Chuck Norris is an aging actor, why can’t people say it as it is.

There are no chuck norris fanboys, only people who want to live.

@the_man_with The_Answers-We don’t hate the chief we hate what the fanboy make him out to be. Just take a look through all the MC vs matches on this sight. Each and everyone of them there are at least a hundred posts declaring MC the winner via Splazer!1!!!!!!!!!111!! IT Tis Teh PWNZER@/1!//2!!1. Its fucking annoying. There were even dumbasses who suggested that MC could beat Super Man if he had a needler with fucking kryptonite needles. There were even dumbasses that suggested MC could beat The Incredible Fucking Hulk and The Juggernaut Bitch. Now do you see why we like seeing him broken, used, abused, anhillated, obliterated, sadomized, evicerated, devoured, curb stomped, donkey punched, and generally pwned?

““Now do you see why we like seeing him broken, used, abused, anhillated, obliterated, sadomized, evicerated, devoured, curb stomped, donkey punched, and generally pwned?”
Don’t forget Castration”

Somebody forgot electrocution and drawn&quartering…..

- the pondering fool

Sofa King
“Our Prices Are SOFA KING LOW!!!!”

Perhaps Draco……. or is it…. the hypnotoad telling us to avoid you?

Tough talk from a guy that says a simple nuke trumps the ability to control time…. and the power to project an impenerable shield.

So yeah…. I think the real question whether or not your parents are d’s. (Carlos Mencia fans will get this reference)

Thanks for the collaborating link…..mmmm….. you deserve a nick-name….nah, your name is too short.

I’m wondering how MC could lose when he has already face thousands of covenant that were all armed and even had vehicles. Fighting hordes of the flood that are more ravenoues then Black Friday shoppers that are also equipped with weapons and occasionally vehicles. So long as MC sticks to high ground and a place were only 3-6 can come at a time, I don’t think it will be a challange. Esspecially when the flood were coming in dozens and each single combat form can take more hits than a human.

“I’m wondering how MC could lose when he has already face thousands of covenant that were all armed and even had vehicles. Fighting hordes of the flood that are more ravenoues then Black Friday shoppers that are also equipped with weapons and occasionally vehicles. So long as MC sticks to high ground and a place were only 3-6 can come at a time, I don’t think it will be a challange. Esspecially when the flood were coming in dozens and each single combat form can take more hits than a human.”

Ahh, but he did not face Covenant or Flood forces, a thousand at a time. These….American shoppers, the move as a massive horde, searching out for MC. Eventually, he will run out of ammo, while some old grandmother with a new shotgun brings him down…..americans, always unpredictable….

- the pondering fool

American horde shoppers own people without even trying (All those reported tramplings at walmart and such) If they put their collective minds together, they could tear the very fabric of the universe to shreds I say.

Black Friday shoppers deliver a MASS curb stomp to the chief.

Black Friday Shoppers