
MC is on a roll. He’s defeated Boba Fett, vanquished Vader, and even held his ground against the Predator. But now we pit him against a very resourceful foe, Batman. Since Batman has been around for much longer, we are keeping the winged crusader’s weapon selection strictly to the ones used in the movies.
So let’s see how they match up.
Master Chief:
- Various weapon skills
- Regenerating Shields
- Multiple Vehicle selection
- Lone Wolf Mentality
- Super Cool Armor
Batman:
- Tazer Gun
- Bola: thrown as a ball, splits in flight
- Plasma Torch
- Grapple Gun, Carabiner
- Parachute Cape
- Cape Heat Shield
- Rebreather
- Bolo Net Gun
- Jet Boots
- Batarang
- Forearm Grapples
Bruce Wayne may be the toughest billionaire on the planet, but I think MC easily wins this round. Batman would just be over-matched and his weapons couldn’t really do much damage to the Chief.
Does Batman even stand a chance?





October 31, 2008
#1
“Ok guys even without preperation time Batman is still really really really resourceful. I think it could go either way, personally I think Batman has the advantage because he is smarter and more resourceful. But Chief is nearly invulnerable to all of Batman’s attacks, but I’m sure Batman would find some way or another to defeat Chief.”
ok im gonna split this up…
“Ok guys even without preperation time Batman is still really really really resourceful.”
yes and so is master chief…but batman cant pick up things that are ten times his wieght… and he cant react as quickly…
” I think it could go either way, personally I think Batman has the advantage because he is smarter and more resourceful.”
smarter?…doubt it master chief knows fully how to use covenant weapons and many things…hes as well a super human who has been trasined a long time and more then likly can pick up on a situation much quicker.
“But Chief is nearly invulnerable to all of Batman’s attacks, but I’m sure Batman would find some way or another to defeat Chief.”
no i dont think he could…please tell me one way batman could kill the chief before batman is nothing more then a caracass
November 19, 2008
#2
IF YOU THINK BATMAN WOULD WIN YOUR A DUSH!!
November 19, 2008
#3
MC WOULD TAKE A ROCKET LUNCHER AND, WELL I THINK YOU GET THE POINT
November 22, 2008
#4
Ive never actually seen masterchief pull off fighting techniques, all i saw him do was shoot a few weapons, jump, and melee with a gun.
Batman can easily outwit him and Cortana
November 22, 2008
#5
Not to mention Batman has backup from the Justice League.
Masterchief is strong, but it only takes 1 sniper headshot to get the job done.
November 22, 2008
#6
again,thats just games and he doesnt get help from other people.
November 23, 2008
#7
“Ive never actually seen masterchief pull off fighting techniques, all i saw him do was shoot a few weapons, jump, and melee with a gun.
Batman can easily outwit him and Cortana”
batman couldent outwit master chief let alone cortana…
as well read a book about him…
“Not to mention Batman has backup from the Justice League.
Masterchief is strong, but it only takes 1 sniper headshot to get the job done.”
ok he gets help from the justice league…but master chief gets help from the elites the grunts and hunters that joined hte elites, ALL the UNSC and spartans still alive as well with all the sentinels on ALL the installations and there moniters? k i guess its fair now…well now we leveled it back to the fair it started with…
as well id love to see a space battle hand to hand between bat man and master chief…becouse remember…batman can BREATH space…lol jk but really how CAN batman win?
December 2, 2008
#8
Master Chief is biologically enhanced in every sense, something batman doesn’t have. Armor system is state of the art in his day and age which is a 500 yr difference between Batman. so batman is resourceful but he loses the tech and strength battle cause chief trained in 2 and 3 G environments
Just face it Chief Wins
December 11, 2008
#9
Um… does Batman have five minutes to prepare? He’ll make an anti-shield aerosol spray. Batman with five minutes preparation is almighty.
No, but seriously, the chief. Cortana breaks into the Bat cave, turns everything off, while Batman tries futily to break the shields down with equal fighter skill, lower speed, lower strength, lower reflexes, lower everything at this point. MC gets one hand on him, snaps his neck, turns him into a prezzle, throws him away, moves on.
And seriously, Darth Vader, his armour was a titanium weeve, no cybernetics involved. It can’t even deflect a direct fucking bullet! He doesn’t have super strength, or he would have thrown the Joker through the interogation room. He’s strong, because he works out. Batman’s a normal man, which will be his downfall.
December 26, 2008
#10
Batman has proven even though he is human he is a super hero many times before, he has done what for a human has thought been impossible, him being normal is what made him so great. Jesus christ, “Master chief is biological super strength blah blah” What the hell do you think Batman has been doing all this time???
Im very sure that Batman through all of these years of comics he has never had any weapons shot at him or any superhumans faced at him. When it does come down to it, guns are practically useless against Batman, even though he doesn’t use guns, he still has many gadgets used for distraction, or to knock them out but since its Master Chief, i guess distraction is all it would do.
Master Chief’s shield has its limits remember. It needs time to recharge without interfearance. Mc would need to use smg’s at the very least, easy to hold weapons with a good rate of fire so he can at least be prepared when Batman comes up close.
Batman has mastered all martial art skills, and has taken hits from some of the most powerfulst villains.
In the end I would say Batman would win, while Master Chief is trained as well for war and cybornetic, Batman avoids bullets, and uses his gadgets and devices to disable guns at least or distraction, for when he comes up close, his skill outmatches Master Chief.
January 7, 2009
#11
@ MrLaze
sorry i couldent get around to it quicker but please…try and use something that hasent already been used. anyway name one time batman has dodged bullets. and remember strictly kept to hte movies. (otherwise there have been way to many batman incarnations that could murder the chief)
but again please bring forth a reason that hasent already been used.
“Master Chief’s shield has its limits remember. It needs time to recharge without interfearance. Mc would need to use smg’s at the very least, easy to hold weapons with a good rate of fire so he can at least be prepared when Batman comes up close.”
several things wrong here. does he even have anything to hurt master cheifs shields? and why would master chief need to be prepared for up close? hes prepared even without the suit.
“Batman has mastered all martial art skills, and has taken hits from some of the most powerfulst villains.
In the end I would say Batman would win, while Master Chief is trained as well for war and cybornetic, Batman avoids bullets, and uses his gadgets and devices to disable guns at least or distraction, for when he comes up close, his skill outmatches Master Chief.”
outmatches…i got a good laugh from that you know…and please name the time he avoided bullets in the movie. and when the chief is fast enough hes a blur when he runs im sure batman would have trouble keeping a eye on him. and by hte time he realises where chief is its already to late.
January 9, 2009
#12
Take a look again. Batman’s weapons are restricted to the movies only. Nothing else.
January 13, 2009
#13
can he avoid bullets from someone who has MC’s aim? because i dont remember batman having bullet timing reaction speeds,maybe he reacts to people aiming the gun but not the bullet.
January 17, 2009
#14
Batman win because he use your brain, he plan every enemy. He won the Superman, Hulk, Darkseid and Predador twice – the Master Chief is poor guy with gun – that´s all.
January 17, 2009
#15
if he had prep time and was able to get his bat suits then yea he would win.
but these are movie weapons.
also most of those fights where won with P.I.S or help.
February 6, 2009
#16
The two of them might not engage each other, seeing as neither actually enjoys killing and both are brilliant stealth tacticians.
February 10, 2009
#17
lol we’re talking about a guy that fights at most, a 100 people at a time, vs Masterchief who fought a whole army, and has probably killed millions of beings. He was called a “demon” by an extremely advanced race.
secondly, Master chief has been trained in stealth, martial arts, and other combat sht since he was a kid. Read the book, he was picked up as a boy. He became the leader of a group of super enhanced people … who were also trained since they were children.
This is completely one sided.
You’re putting an enhanced human being, equipped with shields that can withstand explosions, motion tracker that can detect movement, and a freaking artificial intelligence companion
VS
a normal human, trained in martial arts (that of which the chief is trained in) and advanced gadgets for his time, such as batmobile and such. Stealth does nothign vs motion tracker.
It’s a slaughter.
If you’re gonna say batman will use a batmobile, he’ll lose vs a scorpion tank, or a banshee, or hell any other vehicle in halo, except the ones without weapons.
If you say he’ll find a way to deactivate Master chief’s armor, you’re wrong. That armor was reverse engineered, and researched by minds that are 550 years advanced than batman.
And if you say “but batman is a genius”… we’re talking about SCIENTISTS of “EARTH” here. That means the top of the top. Not to mention they’re developing the suite in a time of war, and inventions quickly develop during times of need.
Thus, I say MC wins
gggggggggggg
February 15, 2009
#18
i dont thik mc even needs his guns or vehicles when batman uses the batmobile mc will just use a power drain then batman will have to go out so mc will just grab him and rip him in half, yes he can do that
February 15, 2009
#19
hey, cortana can shut the batmobile down if mc has no power drain
March 2, 2009
#20
Why are you asking?There is no chance for batman!MC has shields and he is the most experience person in all weapons and vehicles!
March 10, 2009
#21
I have to go with Batman on this one also. he is far too resourceful.
Winner: Batman “The Dark Knight”
March 18, 2009
#22
“I have to go with Batman on this one also. he is far too resourceful.
Winner: Batman “The Dark Knight””
prove your claim.
May 23, 2009
#23
MC beats Batman in every way. MC could take down a fully armed Batman with no armour or weapons. To take down the batmobile all he needs is a grenade or rocket. MC fight numerically and technilogically supioror races on his own. Batman is none of these. There is no way Batman could win.
June 17, 2009
#24
I dont understand why Mc would have plasma weapons and a scarab in the first place. Thats like sending a US fighter pilot to do a mission in a Russian MIG. Theyre not standard weapons and even with standard weapons I think it would be enough to fight batman. Both of them are strongest when using gadgets and weapons so its a pretty close match, except maybe master chief knows how to use them more to their full potential. Batman’s a smart guy though and I think he’d know better than to engage in hand 2 hand combat. Also batman may be able to make a suit that matches the MC’s armor since hes a billionaire and probably owns the company that supplies the USNC their weapons lol.
August 6, 2009
#25
Wait can’t Batman use the suit he had that allowed him to go toe to toe with superman. With that on he can easily tear MC in half.
August 6, 2009
#26
No,the op clerly states he only has movie gadgets.
The batsuit isn’t standard equipment to begin with.
August 19, 2009
#27
people say enhanced strengthened
would beat batman down. mc isnt super man dosnt have the martial
art capabilities as batman, or the intelligence. as for shields emp grenades or weopons to disarm mc…
Id say its almost even. oh yeah mc has 1/10 batman’s stealth!
ya master chief has just been trained in hand to hand combat since he was 6, bat man only beat pussies who fear him not like mc
November 8, 2009
#28
hummmm…….this is a though choice. they are both smart…batman as the kittke rich white kid and MC with the Intelligence drugs he got as a child. both skilled in kombat… batman had a kun fu teracher and MC in a military camp at the age of 6. but the chief have almost instructable bones heighten sences + the suit which has the ability of, x5 stength and speed of any normal human and a energy shild not to menthion a hyrogen fule cell. all batman has is a buch of gadgets and a cape…………….batman carries no gun and all he can do is try to out smart the MC,, but he cant…MC is smarter so over all MC wins…………………….P.S i like batman better… he’s epic
January 26, 2010
#29
ok one thing needs to be set straight here batman is multi billionaire who is very skilled in quantum crytology which would make him a super hacker. Also his cowl allows him to detect movement sense temperature see through walls and find people stuck in a giant building in a matter of seconds. Also he retained his bat- hulk strength thats how he beat hulk and could beat down superman without kryptonite. Also the batman has a much higher IQ then stupid iron man who is drunk and alchohol kills brain cells and he drinks alot and he’s peverted but getting back to batman since he is more intelligent and cunning then iron man he has built a army of indestrustible cybernetic titanium plated batbots also they come in the smaller variety which are lighter but have less strength but are bullet proof and gives about 3x strength which is all batman needs to beat master chief also the guy that started ythis thread even said batman had more gadets and skills then mc and then says he has no chanec of beating mc what a pathetic moron! Any ways getting back to the subject, batman has beaten gods not mythical ones just the godlike superheros also he has like any astronaut and breathing mask that gives him plenty of oxygen and is also buttet proof to even very powerful atrillery so batman full armored and ready would crush mc also he built the justice leage space station which can shoot a variety of raditions for beating all sorts of enemiesand could easily so he could be in his chair and press a button and either put him in someremote universe or just make him a veggtable buy justfreezing his suit permanetly and leave him there since he dosen’ t kill humans but will kill aliens with eception of superman so he would destroy the elites ships without leaving his chair or just infiltrate it and set detonation and blow it up or just him his omega sanctum gun whivh kill darkseid when he was more powerful then even thanos back in final crisis. so there’s why mc is a bum and batman rules. also his greatest enemy nearly destroyed the universe mc’s only attemted to destroy one galaxy which is very insignifcant compared to the universe.
January 26, 2010
#30
also just using movie batman is just stupid but even movie batman could beat mc with his billions of dollars which he could use to just nuke mc but comic batman has army of batbot hulk like strength and superpowerful omega gun other then that he the same as movie batman but alot stonger and has had less nipple weirdos play his role and he didn’t kill two face or anyone nor let anyone die so i like comic batman alot more then movie batman unless they can make a comic based movie whit batman and all of his cool gadgets and weapons and amazing strength which he used to beat captain america and the hulk and superman on occasion.
January 26, 2010
#31
also cortana would be suprised by batman hacking skills he’s acquired over the years and should learn not to screw with batman especially if you a freakin robot becasuse he can kill robots as in his morals only keep him from killing humans and superman sine mc is mosly mechanic batman would just nuke him witha very large bomb that he porbably designed to kill only alien and artificial life not uman lives which one could with the intelligence of batman and billions of dollars plus doubled money from lex luthor since he lost every penny thanks to talia and was given to bruce wayne but he is currently lost in space and time so he couldn’t even fight mc since he lost in time but when he gets back he will. just to prove batman never died but eveyother superhero did but batman lived on. Supes died, hal died ,green arrow died ,first flash died ,robins died, spiderman was killed by thanos, infact evey hero in marvel has been killed or died except hulk same with dc but batman is only survivor except alan moore’s vesion of dc characters.
January 31, 2010
#32
Also if batman the most dangerous human being alive then stupid ass mc isn’t duh morons and superman said that!
January 31, 2010
#33
@duhbatman
Oh dear god will you actually take the time to make your comments readable?!
February 7, 2010
#34
Alright,somehow i managed to read all that and have developed a response.
“his cowl allows him to detect movement sense temperature see through walls and find people stuck in a giant building in a matter of seconds.”
When was this in the above stated equipment?When did this become his standard equipment period?
“Also he retained his bat- hulk strength thats how he beat hulk and could beat down superman without kryptonite.”
lolwut?
Firstly,no way in hell was Batman vs hulk canon.Secondly if he retained his strength(which is for B&B btw) he wouldn’t have gotten his back broken by Bane.
also the issue where Batman beat superman with out Kryptonite or some special device plz.
“Any ways getting back to the subject, batman has beaten gods not mythical ones just the godlike superheros”
Oh,you mean with his bare fists and incredibly nice gadgets?
Or with prep-time,mystical devices,and PIS?
Thats what i thought.
“so there’s why mc is a bum and batman rules. also his greatest enemy nearly destroyed the universe mc’s only attemted to destroy one galaxy which is very insignifcant compared to the universe.”
1.You proved what Batman can do with a billion dollars and prep-time,while you haven’t said anything about MC.
2. Batmans greatest enemy is a Jester with deadly gags.Anyone beyond gotham he has beaten with some degree of preptime and PIS.But he has difficulty with his regulars.
“also just using movie batman is just stupid but even movie batman could beat mc with his billions of dollars ”
Is he going to drop it on MC?
“also cortana would be suprised by batman hacking skills he’s acquired over the years and should learn not to screw with batman especially if you a freakin robot becasuse he can kill robots”
Do you even know what a robot is?I’ll give you a hint,Cortana nor Mc are robots.
Also,with what do you suppose he is going to hack her with?Is he going to pull a supercomputer out of his utility belt and hack cortana while also avoiding fire from MC?
Also,i find coming back from death more impressive than not dying,honestly.
“Also if batman the most dangerous human being alive then stupid ass mc isn’t duh morons and superman said that!”
Fail fail fail.
MC isn’t superhuman.
Also,to respond
February 7, 2010
#35
He is the dumbest fanboy I have seen come on this site in quite a while.
February 7, 2010
#36
@ duhbatman
You’ve made my day…. I can’t stop laughing now.
February 8, 2010
#37
I can’t see a way for Batman to win this
February 8, 2010
#38
PLEASE let L-W come in and tear this guy apart.
February 8, 2010
#39
what the F*** someone says batman could win? really? maybe with prep time he could think of some shit to nuetralize each of MC, defenses. but then you have MC incredible armor, reflexes, strength and combat prowess.
MC is not mostly mechanical dumbtardfuckbaby(sorry for the insult) what dont you get about enhanced human complimented by armor and cybornetics?
and i swear duhbatman said that Batman had a martial arts leg up on batman..WTF are you thinking? martial arts are an essential part of all military training. while batmans ninja training is impressive, it doesnt matter against armor on MC lvl.
in a head on fight batman gets shredded and if bats moves faster than a crawl while sneaking he gets detected.
February 8, 2010
#40
http://www.biggercheese.com/comics/0608.png
I think this fits perfectly to duhbatman,the panel with the guy who wrote the forum post.
February 9, 2010
#41
Use this link instead.http://www.biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=608
February 19, 2010
#42
MC wins this easly Batman may hve bullet proof armor but i sniper shot through the mouth will end his life
March 13, 2010
#43
hey, you guys have to rememer that batman has a moral code. even if he could get to master chief he wouldnt kill him. master chief would just keep coming back for more. besides MC would shoot batman. what would batman do? throw a batarang?!
April 3, 2010
#44
MC, hands down. Batman just doesn’t have the weapons to penetrate MC’s armor.
In resourcefulness, they are pretty even. Batman is extremely smart, but so is MC. They are both geniuses.
In weapons, ignoring how much money Batman has to buy weapons, he relies mainly on hand-to-hand, and uses his armor to take away the gun factor. However, his reaction time is slower, he is much weaker, and MC’s weapons are a touch more advanced. And his armor is FAR more advanced. BM just doesn’t have the weapons.
April 16, 2010
#45
Batman dosent has a chance period
April 19, 2010
#46
I say MC cause Batman would not be able to penetrate MC’s armor.
April 30, 2010
#47
batman NEEDS the riot suit to stand a chance. It gives him the strength to bench-press a rhino. Batman could probably find a chink in MC’s armor and throw a bomb or something into it and kill MC from inside the armor. Then batman could get a upgrade and steal MC’s armor
April 30, 2010
#48
Using the cape will block grenades,bullets,fire,and those weird covenant bullets………maybe….batman is smarter than chief but chief has more firepower
May 4, 2010
#49
I have to say that the Master Chief wins this round well enough.
He’s got a lot going for him in most cases. Like his fellow Spartans, John underwent a very strict screening in order for him to be even part of the Spartan II Program. They don’t just pick random children to be Spartans, as stated in the lore of Halo ALL of the children are screened to see if they have all the physical, mental, and genetic traits to be super soldiers.
John at the age of 6 was already a head taller than his class mates and was stronger, faster, as well as smarter than your regular 6 year old when they covertly kidnapped him and made a Flash Clone to replace him. After that, he had been trained in many fields such as mathematics, science, history, and more apart from military tactics and strategy.
His trainer happened to a highly respected veteran soldier who has done dozens of missions, both open field and covert and has more medals than most soldiers would have, so you can bet that John would be very well trained in open and covert warfare. Then we have his genetic augmentations, those already give him a much higher advantage than a regular human yet they were fatal as well to many others in his class.
And of course the gear, the weapons he uses in all three games are top of the line UNSC weaponry and the same could be said for the other bits of equipment like the Bubble Shield, Regenerator, and more besides.
Plus the UNSC MJOLNIR Series of Powered Assault Armor he’s worn over the years are very powerful, with the Mark 6 being the top of the line. Batman uses Kevlar but that’s already an outdated material in the UNSC as they use far more advanced materials to make them.
All in all, the Master Chief is the winner in my mind.
May 8, 2010
#50
“ok he gets help from the justice league…but master chief gets help from the elites the grunts and hunters that joined hte elites, ALL the UNSC and spartans still alive as well with all the sentinels on ALL the installations and there moniters? k i guess its fair now…well now we leveled it back to the fair it started with…”
Justice league stomps everything you described what are you talking about?
As for Batman depends on which one we are talking about comic wise.
May 8, 2010
#51
For fun: http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g245/Ninja-Boy-ftw/batman-1.jpg
May 23, 2010
#52
Batman wins.
ALWAYS!
What do you mean you need a reason?
Okay here’s why.
God-level prep-time.
Unlimited resources.
World’s best detective.
And most importantly Galactus-level plot armor, he CAN’T be killed.
If you don’t know what plot armor is then you’re a sad excuse of a man or a braindead halo fratboy who’s homo for MC.
June 12, 2010
#53
If this was comic Batman then MC would lose but since this is movie only, Batman is done for.
July 15, 2010
#54
Batman on a tall building spots the cheif walking through the streets- he flis down and smashes him head on on the top of the chiefs head- but suprisingly to batman- the chief didnt even move a foot, he immidietly throws a uppercut at batman sending him flying into the wall, he takes out his assualt rifle to fire burst, batmans light armour doesnt take all the hits and batman is wounded- he throws his boomarang thing, the chief- laughing- catches it and breaks it into 2, he walks away.
why participate in a fight if you know its not fair for the other guy?
August 25, 2010
#55
How the hell can you say that Batman is smarter than Chief? I would like to see Batman survive a whole battalion of swarming Covenant forces at him. I would like to see Batman take out a whole carrier on his own. MC was is SUPERHUMAN! He is made to kill and fight and survive anything that comes to a Spartan. How is he going to EMP chief when Cortana can stop him? How is Batman going to supply the UNSC when majority of there shit and Spartan program supplies was on Reach? Batman stands no chance against the Chief. Chief isn’t stupid, he is one of the most smartest warriors on the field. He will make Batman look stupid. You can’t out smart 1st a superhuman and 2nd can’t outsmart a SMART AI!!! Think about? Batman being smarter then Cortana? IMPOSSIBLE!!. Cortana will know his weaknesses faster then batman knowing who he is and how his armor works. He won’t survive against chief bro.
August 27, 2010
#56
We got alot of Halo nerds in here. But who the f*ck is stupid enough to think master chief can beat batman. Batman would f*ck his sh*t up. I cant believe any one would think a man in armor with a gun could stop batman. sure master chief is a super human. but look at all the enemies batman has taken down. They are huge *ss mutans with super powers BUT Batman has beaten them all. Batman is super ripped, genuis smart, mastered all known martial arts, expert detective, master in stealth espionage, has a sh*t load of hi-tech gadgets, resorcful, trained to physical and mental peak, etc…..plus he dosnt need some stupid AI b*tch to tell him what to do. After playing Arkum Asylum i am sure batman would take out chief in a heart beat. cortana couldnt do sh*t except watch chief get f*cked up. I just hope for chief’s sake that batman dosnt get in hand to hand range. D*amn i cant believe i wrote that much.
August 27, 2010
#57
“I cant believe any one would think a man in armor with a gun could stop batman.”
That sounds like batman’s worst nightmare.Not only does he have armor and a gun,he has years of combat experience.He is basically a 25th century punisher.
“look at all the enemies batman has taken down. They are huge *ss mutans with super powers BUT Batman has beaten them all.”
When will people learn that this isn’t an argument?Mind sharing the context of his victories?
“super ripped” So is MC,but he is stronger.
“genuis smart,” I’ll give you that.
“mastered all known martial arts”If it comes to that,its going to be hard fighting unarmed with a faster,stronger,and more durable opponent.
“expert detective”Is he going to deduce Chief’s identity?
“master in stealth espionage”Alright?I don’t see how this will help him.
“has a sh*t load of hi-tech gadgets” Go to the top of the page,he only has his movie gadgets.
“resorcful”So is the chief
“trained to physical and mental peak”A human can only go so far.
“plus he dosnt need some stupid AI b*tch to tell him what to do.”
1.For almost the entirety of Halo 3 cortana is not with him
2.When has batman ever had to do the things MC does.
“I just hope for chief’s sake that batman dosnt get in hand to hand range.”
You mean batman’s sake,because i reckon he would have trouble doing anything that close.
August 27, 2010
#58
“I just hope for chief’s sake that batman dosnt get in hand to hand range.”
Oh that’d be hilarious when Bats gets into h2h range and then ends up hurting himself when he hits him!
@BadgerJack
Do a little homework and learn a thing called common sense. It’ll do wonders to help you in the future.
August 27, 2010
#59
Thanks for proving my point. There is alot of halo nerd in here, you know which f*gs im talking about. First off, f*ck you soldiers shadow. Im pretty sure that halo facts arnt common sense for any one who has a life. Batman would pull some hard core cqc Jet Lee, Solid snake shit on Master Chief and break his arm and choke him out. And to Marche whos even a bigger Halo nerd and had to go and list all the shit already said and fling random b*llshit on the table to try and defend Chief, f*ck you too. Cause all those things you said are pretty much p*ssy shit when it would come to fighting Batman. Batman has taken out people who are ,much stranger faster and have super powers. A guy in Armor with a gun is pretty much childs play for batman. Hes seen much worst, and beat it. Batman is way more of a badass and is not gonna shut down if he is hit by an EMP. Sucks for chief cause hes pretty much a robot. Batman dosnt need any directions or help from any one. He would find chief disable his shield (easily) and knock his *ss out. In fact Chief is Pretty much a fake p*ssy. He was made, genetically changed, has a robot suit with a shield, and a gun (but that wouldnt even phase batman). Batman was trained, no genetics needed, his suit isnt even a high tech robot suit with a shield, and he still easily takes out people 10x his size who has supernatural powers (including the chief) only using the things hes learned. Chief would only win in a gun fight, thats it. Batman would beat the sh*t out of him or stealth kill him. So go f*ck your self halo nerds. Play Arkum Asylum and you’ll kmow batmans a true bad ass. Batmans a f*cking legend.
August 27, 2010
#60
Ya Batman would win hands down. i see all these things about chief using a gun? Batman has been shot at by millions of bullets and lived by dodging or deflecting them. plus batman is much more skillfull. Chief would just cry like a b*tch. BadgerJack is right on. i pretty much agree with with every thing hes said. And he is right there are alot of halo nerds in her. hahahahahaha. no one beats batman not even god.
August 28, 2010
#61
“And to Marche whos even a bigger Halo nerd and had to go and list all the shit already said and fling random b*llshit on the table to try and defend Chief, f*ck you too. Cause all those things you said are pretty much p*ssy shit when it would come to fighting Batman.”
In other words:
http://www.stealthbadger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bawwww.jpg
” Batman has taken out people who are ,much stranger faster and have super powers.”
With prep time and help.
“A guy in Armor with a gun is pretty much childs play for batman. Hes seen much worst, and beat it.”
WITH PREP TIME AND HELP!
Batman wankers seem to conveniently forget this detail.
“Batman is way more of a badass and is not gonna shut down if he is hit by an EMP. Sucks for chief cause hes pretty much a robot.”
Except that he won’t,cause its EMP hardened.Not like his armor needs to be powered for him to kick ass.
“Batman dosnt need any directions or help from any one. He would find chief disable his shield (easily) and knock his *ss out.”
How?By punching him?
“In fact Chief is Pretty much a fake p*ssy. He was made, genetically changed, has a robot suit with a shield, and a gun (but that wouldnt even phase batman).”
To quote one of your favorite characters:
“What are you dense?Are you retarded or something?”
1.How is trying to make a super soldier to quell rebels pussy shit
2.Its not a “Robot suit” a robot is an autonomous machine.
“Batman was trained, no genetics needed, his suit isnt even a high tech robot suit with a shield, and he still easily takes out people 10x his size who has supernatural powers (including the chief) only using the things hes learned. Chief would only win in a gun fight, thats it.”
See my second and third quote.
“Batman would beat the sh*t out of him or stealth kill him. So go f*ck your self halo nerds. Play Arkum Asylum and you’ll kmow batmans a true bad ass. Batmans a f*cking legend.”
AA isn’t even canon.
“Ya Batman would win hands down. i see all these things about chief using a gun? Batman has been shot at by millions of bullets and lived by dodging or deflecting them. plus batman is much more skillfull. Chief would just cry like a b*tch. BadgerJack is right on. i pretty much agree with with every thing hes said. And he is right there are alot of halo nerds in her. hahahahahaha. no one beats batman not even god.”
Cool story bro.
You couldn’t have made it more obvious that you and Badger are the same person.
August 28, 2010
#62
Just nominate the chief for the award admin,those batman fanboys lost their minds
August 28, 2010
#63
Yep cause we’re totally the same person. You sir are a faggot and an idiot. Dont get mad cause your little tin can man would get beat by a normal man. its ok theres always world of war craft you can go spend your life on.
August 29, 2010
#64
Wow how fuckin stupid are you Marche. How in gods name are we the same fuckin person you fuckin queermo? And why the fuck do you keep making a list of my fuckin cmments and replying to them with your nerd comments like they mean something, cause they fuckin dont. All your defense arguments are fuckin stupid. They dont defend chief at all. In fact the only thing they do is make you look like a douche bag. Batman wins no matter what you say. He is so much more swift and cunning and skillfull with better equipment. And what the fuck do you mean with prep time and help? He never gets any of those things. Get off your ass and stop playing halo for once and get Batman Arkum Asylum. i dont care if its not a cannon it shows that batmans the most badass mother fucker. the end. batman wins. Batman drags chief into a alley and slaps chief around a little bit. Batman then pushes him on the floor and pulls down chiefs pants. Batman then starts raping him in the ass. Chief just cries and takes it like a bitch. Then batman finish’s up and 3 months later chief gets an abortion.
August 29, 2010
#65
Can’t chief’s shields tank some sort of rockets or explosives? (I don’t know the technical mumbo jumbo, as in what sort of ammunition they use in Halo lol)
Does Batman have anything in his standard loadout that would break or disable the shield, or how does that go?
And how/when would he do this without being shot or crushed by Chief?
August 29, 2010
#66
Wow,Queermo?
Must have taken you all night to come up with that.Also,your right.You argument is clearly well thought out,concise,and properly supported by fact.While my argument has been nothing but “DURRR MC IS TEH COOLEST!!!”
/Sarcasm mash
“And why the fuck do you keep making a list of my fuckin cmments and replying to them with your nerd comments like they mean something, cause they fuckin dont. All your defense arguments are fuckin stupid.”
In other words:
1 umad
2 you suck at debating.Your one offense is “batman is cunning and skillful”
3 Your parents took away your playstation and now you are having your rageing all over the internet.Maybe you can go outside and learn something.
“And what the fuck do you mean with prep time and help? He never gets any of those things.”
So its obvious you never read batmans comics,and are basing your entire argument on “zomg batman is so fucking badass” which would also make you a nerd.
Also did you even see the Bane screenshot i posted?Thats what happens when batman goes up against a meta human he has never fought before.
“i dont care if its not a cannon it shows that batmans the most badass mother fucker. the end. batman wins.”
Its funny because this actually makes YOU a douchebag.Its not canon,but i don’t know why you think batman with movie gadgets is going to get through his armor.
Now if your not going to debate,i will accept your concession.
August 30, 2010
#67
God you are a fucking loser Marche. Sorry i dont put all my time into this shit like you do. And only a faggot such as your self would use “zomg”. God you are a typical nerd its not even funny. And why the fuck do you say movie gadgets. im obviously talking about the game you fuckin retard. im done with this discussion cause all your doing is arguing semantics. In a way your almost digging your self into a deeper hole each time cause you keep proving my point your just another faggot halo nerd. Batman would easiely fuck up faggot chief. Its almost common sense. Batman wins. Dont bother replying cause im done with this topic cause batman would win you dont need some website where people debate stupid bullshit to tell you this. Get off your ass and do something. But by all means please do reply and make another fuckin christmas list on my comments about how chief sucks cock it’ll show how much of a loser you really are. Cause bat man would win and i got better shit to do. Peace out. And Marche…,.You should should probley shoot yourself.
August 30, 2010
#68
Concession accepted.
Also note that how illiterate Badger is.
“Since Batman has been around for much longer, we are keeping the winged crusader’s weapon selection strictly to the ones used in the movies. “
August 30, 2010
#69
“You should should probley shoot yourself.”
1)Misspelled ‘probably’.
2)Suicide is not to be encouraged on this board,what you are doing is illegal and you should be arrested or fined.
August 30, 2010
#70
Meh chief stomps this. Standard equipment dictates Batman has nothing to scratch the paint. But hey guys look another Batman fanboy. How refreshing.
Anyways Batman, like the rest of his fights, loses this since he doesn’t have plot shielding to protect him.
August 30, 2010
#71
Of course master chief wins
-ci