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Master Chief vs Batman

MC is on a roll. He’s defeated Boba Fett, vanquished Vader, and even held his ground against the Predator. But now we pit him against a very resourceful foe, Batman. Since Batman has been around for much longer, we are keeping the winged crusader’s weapon selection strictly to the ones used in the movies.

So let’s see how they match up.

Master Chief:

  • Various weapon skills
  • Regenerating Shields
  • Multiple Vehicle selection
  • Lone Wolf Mentality
  • Super Cool Armor

Batman:

  • Tazer Gun
  • Bola: thrown as a ball, splits in flight
  • Plasma Torch
  • Grapple Gun, Carabiner
  • Parachute Cape
  • Cape Heat Shield
  • Rebreather
  • Bolo Net Gun
  • Jet Boots
  • Batarang
  • Forearm Grapples

Bruce Wayne may be the toughest billionaire on the planet, but I think MC easily wins this round. Batman would just be over-matched and his weapons couldn’t really do much damage to the Chief.

Does Batman even stand a chance?

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  • swifterdeath
    October 31, 2008
    #1

    “Ok guys even without preperation time Batman is still really really really resourceful. I think it could go either way, personally I think Batman has the advantage because he is smarter and more resourceful. But Chief is nearly invulnerable to all of Batman’s attacks, but I’m sure Batman would find some way or another to defeat Chief.”

    ok im gonna split this up…

    “Ok guys even without preperation time Batman is still really really really resourceful.”

    yes and so is master chief…but batman cant pick up things that are ten times his wieght… and he cant react as quickly…

    ” I think it could go either way, personally I think Batman has the advantage because he is smarter and more resourceful.”

    smarter?…doubt it master chief knows fully how to use covenant weapons and many things…hes as well a super human who has been trasined a long time and more then likly can pick up on a situation much quicker.

    “But Chief is nearly invulnerable to all of Batman’s attacks, but I’m sure Batman would find some way or another to defeat Chief.”

    no i dont think he could…please tell me one way batman could kill the chief before batman is nothing more then a caracass

  • BOB
    November 19, 2008
    #2

    IF YOU THINK BATMAN WOULD WIN YOUR A DUSH!!

  • FART KNOCKER
    November 19, 2008
    #3

    MC WOULD TAKE A ROCKET LUNCHER AND, WELL I THINK YOU GET THE POINT

  • jim
    November 22, 2008
    #4

    Ive never actually seen masterchief pull off fighting techniques, all i saw him do was shoot a few weapons, jump, and melee with a gun.

    Batman can easily outwit him and Cortana

  • jim
    November 22, 2008
    #5

    Not to mention Batman has backup from the Justice League.

    Masterchief is strong, but it only takes 1 sniper headshot to get the job done.

  • marche
    November 22, 2008
    #6

    again,thats just games and he doesnt get help from other people.

  • swifterdeath
    November 23, 2008
    #7

    “Ive never actually seen masterchief pull off fighting techniques, all i saw him do was shoot a few weapons, jump, and melee with a gun.

    Batman can easily outwit him and Cortana”

    batman couldent outwit master chief let alone cortana…

    as well read a book about him…

    “Not to mention Batman has backup from the Justice League.

    Masterchief is strong, but it only takes 1 sniper headshot to get the job done.”

    ok he gets help from the justice league…but master chief gets help from the elites the grunts and hunters that joined hte elites, ALL the UNSC and spartans still alive as well with all the sentinels on ALL the installations and there moniters? k i guess its fair now…well now we leveled it back to the fair it started with…

    as well id love to see a space battle hand to hand between bat man and master chief…becouse remember…batman can BREATH space…lol jk but really how CAN batman win?

  • schmitty
    December 2, 2008
    #8

    Master Chief is biologically enhanced in every sense, something batman doesn’t have. Armor system is state of the art in his day and age which is a 500 yr difference between Batman. so batman is resourceful but he loses the tech and strength battle cause chief trained in 2 and 3 G environments

    Just face it Chief Wins

  • Blueruler182
    December 11, 2008
    #9

    Um… does Batman have five minutes to prepare? He’ll make an anti-shield aerosol spray. Batman with five minutes preparation is almighty.

    No, but seriously, the chief. Cortana breaks into the Bat cave, turns everything off, while Batman tries futily to break the shields down with equal fighter skill, lower speed, lower strength, lower reflexes, lower everything at this point. MC gets one hand on him, snaps his neck, turns him into a prezzle, throws him away, moves on.

    And seriously, Darth Vader, his armour was a titanium weeve, no cybernetics involved. It can’t even deflect a direct fucking bullet! He doesn’t have super strength, or he would have thrown the Joker through the interogation room. He’s strong, because he works out. Batman’s a normal man, which will be his downfall.

  • MrLaze
    December 26, 2008
    #10

    Batman has proven even though he is human he is a super hero many times before, he has done what for a human has thought been impossible, him being normal is what made him so great. Jesus christ, “Master chief is biological super strength blah blah” What the hell do you think Batman has been doing all this time???

    Im very sure that Batman through all of these years of comics he has never had any weapons shot at him or any superhumans faced at him. When it does come down to it, guns are practically useless against Batman, even though he doesn’t use guns, he still has many gadgets used for distraction, or to knock them out but since its Master Chief, i guess distraction is all it would do.

    Master Chief’s shield has its limits remember. It needs time to recharge without interfearance. Mc would need to use smg’s at the very least, easy to hold weapons with a good rate of fire so he can at least be prepared when Batman comes up close.

    Batman has mastered all martial art skills, and has taken hits from some of the most powerfulst villains.
    In the end I would say Batman would win, while Master Chief is trained as well for war and cybornetic, Batman avoids bullets, and uses his gadgets and devices to disable guns at least or distraction, for when he comes up close, his skill outmatches Master Chief.

  • swifterdeath
    January 7, 2009
    #11

    @ MrLaze

    sorry i couldent get around to it quicker but please…try and use something that hasent already been used. anyway name one time batman has dodged bullets. and remember strictly kept to hte movies. (otherwise there have been way to many batman incarnations that could murder the chief)

    but again please bring forth a reason that hasent already been used.

    “Master Chief’s shield has its limits remember. It needs time to recharge without interfearance. Mc would need to use smg’s at the very least, easy to hold weapons with a good rate of fire so he can at least be prepared when Batman comes up close.”

    several things wrong here. does he even have anything to hurt master cheifs shields? and why would master chief need to be prepared for up close? hes prepared even without the suit.

    “Batman has mastered all martial art skills, and has taken hits from some of the most powerfulst villains.
    In the end I would say Batman would win, while Master Chief is trained as well for war and cybornetic, Batman avoids bullets, and uses his gadgets and devices to disable guns at least or distraction, for when he comes up close, his skill outmatches Master Chief.”

    outmatches…i got a good laugh from that you know…and please name the time he avoided bullets in the movie. and when the chief is fast enough hes a blur when he runs im sure batman would have trouble keeping a eye on him. and by hte time he realises where chief is its already to late.

  • MrLaze
    January 9, 2009
    #12

    Take a look again. Batman’s weapons are restricted to the movies only. Nothing else.

  • marche
    January 13, 2009
    #13

    can he avoid bullets from someone who has MC’s aim? because i dont remember batman having bullet timing reaction speeds,maybe he reacts to people aiming the gun but not the bullet.

  • Gustavo Miranda
    January 17, 2009
    #14

    Batman win because he use your brain, he plan every enemy. He won the Superman, Hulk, Darkseid and Predador twice – the Master Chief is poor guy with gun – that´s all.

  • marche
    January 17, 2009
    #15

    if he had prep time and was able to get his bat suits then yea he would win.
    but these are movie weapons.
    also most of those fights where won with P.I.S or help.

  • grah
    February 6, 2009
    #16

    The two of them might not engage each other, seeing as neither actually enjoys killing and both are brilliant stealth tacticians.

  • resli
    February 10, 2009
    #17

    lol we’re talking about a guy that fights at most, a 100 people at a time, vs Masterchief who fought a whole army, and has probably killed millions of beings. He was called a “demon” by an extremely advanced race.

    secondly, Master chief has been trained in stealth, martial arts, and other combat sht since he was a kid. Read the book, he was picked up as a boy. He became the leader of a group of super enhanced people … who were also trained since they were children.

    This is completely one sided.

    You’re putting an enhanced human being, equipped with shields that can withstand explosions, motion tracker that can detect movement, and a freaking artificial intelligence companion

    VS

    a normal human, trained in martial arts (that of which the chief is trained in) and advanced gadgets for his time, such as batmobile and such. Stealth does nothign vs motion tracker.

    It’s a slaughter.

    If you’re gonna say batman will use a batmobile, he’ll lose vs a scorpion tank, or a banshee, or hell any other vehicle in halo, except the ones without weapons.

    If you say he’ll find a way to deactivate Master chief’s armor, you’re wrong. That armor was reverse engineered, and researched by minds that are 550 years advanced than batman.

    And if you say “but batman is a genius”… we’re talking about SCIENTISTS of “EARTH” here. That means the top of the top. Not to mention they’re developing the suite in a time of war, and inventions quickly develop during times of need.

    Thus, I say MC wins

    gggggggggggg

  • hellatus
    February 15, 2009
    #18

    i dont thik mc even needs his guns or vehicles when batman uses the batmobile mc will just use a power drain then batman will have to go out so mc will just grab him and rip him in half, yes he can do that

  • hellatus
    February 15, 2009
    #19

    hey, cortana can shut the batmobile down if mc has no power drain

  • Assboy
    March 2, 2009
    #20

    Why are you asking?There is no chance for batman!MC has shields and he is the most experience person in all weapons and vehicles!

  • Rob (Expertimp)
    March 10, 2009
    #21

    I have to go with Batman on this one also. he is far too resourceful.

    Winner: Batman “The Dark Knight”

  • swifterdeath
    March 18, 2009
    #22

    “I have to go with Batman on this one also. he is far too resourceful.

    Winner: Batman “The Dark Knight””

    prove your claim.

  • the_man_with The_Answers
    May 23, 2009
    #23

    MC beats Batman in every way. MC could take down a fully armed Batman with no armour or weapons. To take down the batmobile all he needs is a grenade or rocket. MC fight numerically and technilogically supioror races on his own. Batman is none of these. There is no way Batman could win.

  • Stunnana
    June 17, 2009
    #24

    I dont understand why Mc would have plasma weapons and a scarab in the first place. Thats like sending a US fighter pilot to do a mission in a Russian MIG. Theyre not standard weapons and even with standard weapons I think it would be enough to fight batman. Both of them are strongest when using gadgets and weapons so its a pretty close match, except maybe master chief knows how to use them more to their full potential. Batman’s a smart guy though and I think he’d know better than to engage in hand 2 hand combat. Also batman may be able to make a suit that matches the MC’s armor since hes a billionaire and probably owns the company that supplies the USNC their weapons lol.

  • midnite marauder
    August 6, 2009
    #25

    Wait can’t Batman use the suit he had that allowed him to go toe to toe with superman. With that on he can easily tear MC in half.

  • Marche
    August 6, 2009
    #26

    No,the op clerly states he only has movie gadgets.
    The batsuit isn’t standard equipment to begin with.

  • Tyler
    August 19, 2009
    #27

    people say enhanced strengthened
    would beat batman down. mc isnt super man dosnt have the martial
    art capabilities as batman, or the intelligence. as for shields emp grenades or weopons to disarm mc…
    Id say its almost even. oh yeah mc has 1/10 batman’s stealth!

    ya master chief has just been trained in hand to hand combat since he was 6, bat man only beat pussies who fear him not like mc

  • nick
    November 8, 2009
    #28

    hummmm…….this is a though choice. they are both smart…batman as the kittke rich white kid and MC with the Intelligence drugs he got as a child. both skilled in kombat… batman had a kun fu teracher and MC in a military camp at the age of 6. but the chief have almost instructable bones heighten sences + the suit which has the ability of, x5 stength and speed of any normal human and a energy shild not to menthion a hyrogen fule cell. all batman has is a buch of gadgets and a cape…………….batman carries no gun and all he can do is try to out smart the MC,, but he cant…MC is smarter so over all MC wins…………………….P.S i like batman better… he’s epic

  • duhbatman
    January 26, 2010
    #29

    ok one thing needs to be set straight here batman is multi billionaire who is very skilled in quantum crytology which would make him a super hacker. Also his cowl allows him to detect movement sense temperature see through walls and find people stuck in a giant building in a matter of seconds. Also he retained his bat- hulk strength thats how he beat hulk and could beat down superman without kryptonite. Also the batman has a much higher IQ then stupid iron man who is drunk and alchohol kills brain cells and he drinks alot and he’s peverted but getting back to batman since he is more intelligent and cunning then iron man he has built a army of indestrustible cybernetic titanium plated batbots also they come in the smaller variety which are lighter but have less strength but are bullet proof and gives about 3x strength which is all batman needs to beat master chief also the guy that started ythis thread even said batman had more gadets and skills then mc and then says he has no chanec of beating mc what a pathetic moron! Any ways getting back to the subject, batman has beaten gods not mythical ones just the godlike superheros also he has like any astronaut and breathing mask that gives him plenty of oxygen and is also buttet proof to even very powerful atrillery so batman full armored and ready would crush mc also he built the justice leage space station which can shoot a variety of raditions for beating all sorts of enemiesand could easily so he could be in his chair and press a button and either put him in someremote universe or just make him a veggtable buy justfreezing his suit permanetly and leave him there since he dosen’ t kill humans but will kill aliens with eception of superman so he would destroy the elites ships without leaving his chair or just infiltrate it and set detonation and blow it up or just him his omega sanctum gun whivh kill darkseid when he was more powerful then even thanos back in final crisis. so there’s why mc is a bum and batman rules. also his greatest enemy nearly destroyed the universe mc’s only attemted to destroy one galaxy which is very insignifcant compared to the universe.

  • duhbatman
    January 26, 2010
    #30

    also just using movie batman is just stupid but even movie batman could beat mc with his billions of dollars which he could use to just nuke mc but comic batman has army of batbot hulk like strength and superpowerful omega gun other then that he the same as movie batman but alot stonger and has had less nipple weirdos play his role and he didn’t kill two face or anyone nor let anyone die so i like comic batman alot more then movie batman unless they can make a comic based movie whit batman and all of his cool gadgets and weapons and amazing strength which he used to beat captain america and the hulk and superman on occasion.

  • duhbatman
    January 26, 2010
    #31

    also cortana would be suprised by batman hacking skills he’s acquired over the years and should learn not to screw with batman especially if you a freakin robot becasuse he can kill robots as in his morals only keep him from killing humans and superman sine mc is mosly mechanic batman would just nuke him witha very large bomb that he porbably designed to kill only alien and artificial life not uman lives which one could with the intelligence of batman and billions of dollars plus doubled money from lex luthor since he lost every penny thanks to talia and was given to bruce wayne but he is currently lost in space and time so he couldn’t even fight mc since he lost in time but when he gets back he will. just to prove batman never died but eveyother superhero did but batman lived on. Supes died, hal died ,green arrow died ,first flash died ,robins died, spiderman was killed by thanos, infact evey hero in marvel has been killed or died except hulk same with dc but batman is only survivor except alan moore’s vesion of dc characters.

  • duhbatman
    January 31, 2010
    #32

    Also if batman the most dangerous human being alive then stupid ass mc isn’t duh morons and superman said that!

  • TheSorrow
    January 31, 2010
    #33

    @duhbatman
    Oh dear god will you actually take the time to make your comments readable?!

  • Marche
    February 7, 2010
    #34

    Alright,somehow i managed to read all that and have developed a response.

    “his cowl allows him to detect movement sense temperature see through walls and find people stuck in a giant building in a matter of seconds.”

    When was this in the above stated equipment?When did this become his standard equipment period?

    “Also he retained his bat- hulk strength thats how he beat hulk and could beat down superman without kryptonite.”
    lolwut?
    Firstly,no way in hell was Batman vs hulk canon.Secondly if he retained his strength(which is for B&B btw) he wouldn’t have gotten his back broken by Bane.
    also the issue where Batman beat superman with out Kryptonite or some special device plz.

    “Any ways getting back to the subject, batman has beaten gods not mythical ones just the godlike superheros”
    Oh,you mean with his bare fists and incredibly nice gadgets?
    Or with prep-time,mystical devices,and PIS?
    Thats what i thought.

    “so there’s why mc is a bum and batman rules. also his greatest enemy nearly destroyed the universe mc’s only attemted to destroy one galaxy which is very insignifcant compared to the universe.”
    1.You proved what Batman can do with a billion dollars and prep-time,while you haven’t said anything about MC.

    2. Batmans greatest enemy is a Jester with deadly gags.Anyone beyond gotham he has beaten with some degree of preptime and PIS.But he has difficulty with his regulars.

    “also just using movie batman is just stupid but even movie batman could beat mc with his billions of dollars ”
    Is he going to drop it on MC?

    “also cortana would be suprised by batman hacking skills he’s acquired over the years and should learn not to screw with batman especially if you a freakin robot becasuse he can kill robots”
    Do you even know what a robot is?I’ll give you a hint,Cortana nor Mc are robots.
    Also,with what do you suppose he is going to hack her with?Is he going to pull a supercomputer out of his utility belt and hack cortana while also avoiding fire from MC?
    Also,i find coming back from death more impressive than not dying,honestly.

    “Also if batman the most dangerous human being alive then stupid ass mc isn’t duh morons and superman said that!”

    Fail fail fail.
    MC isn’t superhuman.
    Also,to respond

  • TheSorrow
    February 7, 2010
    #35

    He is the dumbest fanboy I have seen come on this site in quite a while.

  • Kenny C.
    February 7, 2010
    #36

    @ duhbatman

    You’ve made my day…. I can’t stop laughing now.

  • Megaraptor18
    February 8, 2010
    #37

    I can’t see a way for Batman to win this

  • Yamato-kun
    February 8, 2010
    #38

    PLEASE let L-W come in and tear this guy apart.

  • Darkbladex96
    February 8, 2010
    #39

    what the F*** someone says batman could win? really? maybe with prep time he could think of some shit to nuetralize each of MC, defenses. but then you have MC incredible armor, reflexes, strength and combat prowess.

    MC is not mostly mechanical dumbtardfuckbaby(sorry for the insult) what dont you get about enhanced human complimented by armor and cybornetics?

    and i swear duhbatman said that Batman had a martial arts leg up on batman..WTF are you thinking? martial arts are an essential part of all military training. while batmans ninja training is impressive, it doesnt matter against armor on MC lvl.

    in a head on fight batman gets shredded and if bats moves faster than a crawl while sneaking he gets detected.

  • Marche
    February 8, 2010
    #40

    http://www.biggercheese.com/comics/0608.png

    I think this fits perfectly to duhbatman,the panel with the guy who wrote the forum post.

  • Marche
    February 9, 2010
    #41

    Use this link instead.http://www.biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=608

  • Hitman H94
    February 19, 2010
    #42

    MC wins this easly Batman may hve bullet proof armor but i sniper shot through the mouth will end his life

  • Vince
    March 13, 2010
    #43

    hey, you guys have to rememer that batman has a moral code. even if he could get to master chief he wouldnt kill him. master chief would just keep coming back for more. besides MC would shoot batman. what would batman do? throw a batarang?!

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