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Mars Attacks Vs Mars (War of the Worlds)
Mars Attacks Vs Mars War of the Worlds

Here’s a different spin on the universe matched. For this fight, it’s for supremacy of their home world, Mars itself. The Mars Attacks side has all the vehicles and weapons seen in the movies. For the War of the Worlds side, they have both movie versions of vehicles and weaponry.

Which side would win to take the crown as the supreme ruler of Mars?

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  • Megaraptor18
    September 27, 2009
    #1

    The Martians will defeat the Martians and rule Mars and than they will take to conquer Earth

  • Megaraptor18
    September 27, 2009
    #2

    I mean to say try to conquer Earth

  • Asger
    September 27, 2009
    #3

    Tsk tsk Megoraptor. Have you forgotten that the Martians have weapons and rescources that the Martians don’t?

  • Pondering Fool
    September 27, 2009
    #4

    “Have you forgotten that the Martians have weapons and resources that the Martians don’t?”

    My mind hurts…….mmhh will either way, earth is next on the list of planets to conquer and fail at…..

    - the pondering fool

  • Megaraptor18
    September 27, 2009
    #5

    @ Asger

    Which Martians are you talking about because the Martians I’m talking about do have the weapons and resources for the job.

  • Asger
    September 27, 2009
    #6

    @ Megoraptor: Why the Martians of course!

    Seriously though,so long as nobody from Mars Attacks sneezes,I think the guys from War of the Worlds take this.

  • Kenny C.
    September 27, 2009
    #7

    Those martians kick the hell out of those other martians.

  • AHEM
    September 27, 2009
    #8

    For this battle, the Martians totally kick the crap out of the Martians, and then both sides are too weak weak to invade Earth and the humans totally kick Martian Ass. Go Martians! Destroy these weaker, inferior Martians!

    Okay, on the serious note, I think these two sides are pretty evenly matched. The Martians from Mars Attacks use body armor, something that their enemies lack. On the flipside, I see tech such as the Heat Ray, the flying machines, and the giant Martian walking mechines.

  • JoshMcFace
    September 27, 2009
    #9

    “Seriously though,so long as nobody from Mars Attacks sneezes,I think the guys from War of the Worlds take this.”
    Sorry to break the martian-martian chain but PAHA!

  • Megaraptor18
    September 27, 2009
    #10

    On a serious note the Mars Attack Martians would win due to the fact they lots of different weapons in their stock pile

  • Kenny C.
    September 27, 2009
    #11

    @ Mega

    And if the WoW Martians have sonic weaponry that we didn’t see?

  • AHEM
    September 27, 2009
    #12

    While I’d favor the MA Martians for infrantry engagements, I’m not sure how well they’d hold up against the kind of artillery the WotW Martians are packing. The MA group are armed with what amount to hand-held heat rays, but I don’t remember seeing them slice through iron warships with singular shots.

    How smart are the Mars Attack Martians? The WotW Martians are supposedly smarter than the best human geniuses, like, a society where a somewhat dumb individual is on par with people like Einstein in our world.

  • Skrunks
    September 27, 2009
    #13

    @Kenny C. “And if the WoW Martians have sonic weaponry that we didn’t see?”

    Then they don’t get to use them, since Admin said “For the War of the Worlds side, they have both movie versions of vehicles and weaponry.” It seems to me that theorizing about weapons they may or may not have outside what was seen in the movies is irrelevant.

    And I’m gonna go ahead and say the Mars Attacks Martians take this, since they have the cartoon factor going for them :)

  • Megaraptor18
    September 27, 2009
    #14

    A comedy that is a parody of 50s alien invasion movies vs a 50s movie (and 2000s) granted it’s based off of a late 19th century novel.

  • Jwlynas
    September 28, 2009
    #15

    Mars attack Martians all the way here. Nukes get turned into heluim, they beat james bond and kept his still talking head on display, they had weapons as instantly vapurising as the other martians plus a whole host of other more impressive weapons (that world destruction scene was amazing)

    Unless the war of the worlds martians have Old school singers belting out tunes of the ’30s and ’40s, Mars attacks takes this

  • Megaraptor18
    September 28, 2009
    #16

    Not to forget that their ships didn’t get knocked out by the EMP shock wave that came from the nuke.

    I wonder at times how would a Nuke work in space.

  • AHEM
    September 28, 2009
    #17

    “Not to forget that their ships didn’t get knocked out by the EMP shock wave that came from the nuke.”

    Same goes for their counterparts. The pictured flying craft for the WotW Martians has survived Atom bombs coming down on it without so much as a scratch.

  • Megaraptor18
    September 28, 2009
    #18

    @ AHEM

    Thanks for reminding me about that. So both sides have warships and walkers that are not effected by EMP shock waves

  • Sam the heretic
    September 28, 2009
    #19

    @MEGARAPTOR18

    both sides have walkers? Granted i watched MA 5yrs ago,but still,i don’t remember them having walkers.

    And since this battle is on Mars,then the weakness the WotW aliens had on earth is non existent as they are fighting on home turf and so have no need to worry about “sneezing MA martians”

    so…my vote’s with the WotW Martians, those walkers will shred through MA ranks while shrugging off “light” fire from ground troops…but don’t know about them flyers…

  • Megaraptor18
    September 28, 2009
    #20

    “i don’t remember them having walkers”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2ykUjP-z0U&feature=related

    All you need to watch is the first 20 seconds

  • Sam the heretic
    September 28, 2009
    #21

    @MEGARAPTOR

    thanks.
    P.s. I wasn’t trying to say “you’re wrong motherfucker”,it was a genuine question. Now that video changes things… What can that walker do to the dreaded tripodzilla…

  • Megaraptor18
    September 28, 2009
    #22

    @ Sam the heretic

    “I wasn’t trying to say “you’re wrong motherfucker”,”

    I know dude you didn’t mean that I was just showing you that they do. But I’m not sure that the MA Walkers can take on the WW Tripods. I could be wrong however.

  • Tania
    September 29, 2009
    #23

    Hello,
    Ugh, I liked! So clear and positively.

  • Sam the heretic
    September 29, 2009
    #24

    Too bad there ain’t gonna be any marines in this rumble…generation kill was kick ass. They should make a WotW miniseries…minus “eager curious;-) Tom” and “tortured child prodige fanning”…oh ya, add in more “t&a” as Mr. Skin would say

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