Scenario:
Lobo is enjoying his favorite drink of choice and STILL enjoying the ribs he bitch-slapped Hellboy with. Dante comes prancing in fresh off a slaughter-fest of Spawn. Twirling Ebony and Ivory, Dante blares out if anyone dare test his might. Wiping his chin Lobo responds with some colorful metaphors as he dashes towards Dante…
What happens next?





July 22, 2010
#1
@Rorschach
Okay that’s weird but I’m most certainly not that hellsing guy
July 22, 2010
#2
“Never better said Negative Zero.”
Thanks I can come up with some pretty funny things(what else would I do if I didn’t? Pay attention in school? Like that will ever happen.)
July 22, 2010
#3
COMENT WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………….but who are in battle Chuck vs NZ,Rorschach,Laharl.?
July 22, 2010
#4
“COMENT WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………….but who are in battle Chuck vs NZ,Rorschach,Laharl.?”
How about all of us against you?
July 22, 2010
#5
Sounds reasonable, yea maybe Laharl could join, if he/she ever rstops the RANDOM comments.
July 22, 2010
#6
@Rorschach
Okay this is getting wierd
July 22, 2010
#7
I came up with the idea, and this is a war on fanboy’s and troll’s.
Rorschach:Rorschach
Negative Zero:cross between Boba Fett, Link, and Chuck Norris.
and still more to come…….
July 22, 2010
#8
@NZ. What in the world is happening here!?!? I thought this was a debate for who wins Lobo or Dante, Not a coment war. And by the way who is Hellsingmaycry?
July 22, 2010
#9
“PEOPLE ARE STRANGE” No words were ever so true, and this is getting wierd.
July 22, 2010
#10
@Anime Hero Kevin
HellsingMayCry is Chuck inglish! and Lobo won, but NZ and Me are against trolls, and fanboys, so we’ll move on……….
July 22, 2010
#11
“@NZ. What in the world is happening here!?!? I thought this was a debate for who wins Lobo or Dante, Not a coment war. And by the way who is Hellsingmaycry?”
I’ll tell you whats going on!!! Were all about to gangrape you thats what!!
July 22, 2010
#12
“I came up with the idea, and this is a war on fanboy’s and troll’s.
Rorschach:Rorschach
Negative Zero:cross between Boba Fett, Link, and Chuck Norris.
and still more to come…….” Hey what about me? I whan to be in that War, and I have my troops all ready: Goku,Superman,Lobo,Dante,Kratos,Naruto and GOD & SATAN.
July 22, 2010
#13
“@Anime Hero Kevin
HellsingMayCry is Chuck inglish! and Lobo won, but NZ and Me are against trolls, and fanboys, so we’ll move on……….”
Can we be against hippies and emos too? Please say yes!!!
July 22, 2010
#14
@NZ
Lol dude that’s sick
July 22, 2010
#15
“Hey what about me? I whan to be in that War, and I have my troops all ready: Goku,Superman,Lobo,Dante,Kratos,Naruto and GOD & SATAN.”
Do you realize that this is a war against you? Are you really that stupid?
July 22, 2010
#16
“@NZ
Lol dude that’s sick”
Whats sick?
July 22, 2010
#17
“@Anime Hero Kevin
HellsingMayCry is Chuck inglish! and Lobo won, but NZ and Me are against trolls, and fanboys, so we’ll move on……….” Can I join whit you and NZ, because in the Dante vs Alucard there were alot of fanboys and I was voting for alucard and Alucard wins!!! yea, So My vote is for Lobo in this one because I got bored whit the fanboy talk of my for Dante, so Lobo for the FP awards.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 22, 2010
#18
@NZ
You said that you’re gonna gang-rape the kevin
July 22, 2010
#19
Too late to change now, but Vegative Zero, let’s just stop because they got the message, but on other battles……..
July 22, 2010
#20
“Can I join whit you and NZ, because in the Dante vs Alucard there were alot of fanboys and I was voting for alucard and Alucard wins!!! yea, So My vote is for Lobo in this one because I got bored whit the fanboy talk of my for Dante, so Lobo for the FP awards.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
No you can’t join because your a troll!!!
July 22, 2010
#21
“Too late to change now, but Vegative Zero, let’s just stop because they got the message, but on other battles……..”
Uhhhhh……Vegative Zero?
July 22, 2010
#22
“@NZ
You said that you’re gonna gang-rape the kevin”
Gangrape is a term for ganging up on somebody and then beating the crap out of them.
July 22, 2010
#23
I got to go now guys.
July 22, 2010
#24
“Uhhhhh……Vegative Zero?” LOL!!!! http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/10/31/633925749788223360-HeyVegeta.jpg. LOL!!!!!!!!!!
July 22, 2010
#25
” LOL!!!! http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/10/31/633925749788223360-HeyVegeta.jpg. LOL!!!!!!!!!!”
Don’t campare me to that faggit!!! Now I got to go.
July 22, 2010
#26
@negative zero
LMAO
July 22, 2010
#27
” LOL!!!! http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/10/31/633925749788223360-HeyVegeta.jpg. LOL!!!!!!!!!!”
Seriously don’t compare me to him!!!
July 22, 2010
#28
@Rorschach. Whats that all about NZ get so mad at me for no reason?
July 22, 2010
#29
TYPO:Negative Zero, and I am not hippie or emo, I hate emo’s, not so much hippies Negative Zero, so yes, to us being agains emo’s.
July 22, 2010
#30
“Seriously don’t compare me to him!!!” So give me some respect!!! and everything will be relax,ok And over. because I respect you!!! and you has to respect me back!!!! OK Good!!!.
July 22, 2010
#31
“@Rorschach. Whats that all about NZ get so mad at me for no reason?”
I hate you because of the following reasons.
1.You change usernames and cast unfair votes for people.
2.You spell like a chimpanzee on crack.
3.Your a Kingdom Hearts and anime fanboy.
4.You never back up your claims.
5.Your annoying.
6.Your a troll.
Now if you guy will excuse me I am barely awake. See you guys tomorrow(hopefully not YOU though Anime Hero Kevin).
July 22, 2010
#32
TYPO:against emo’s. Anime Hero Kevin, the reason why we formed group. WE ARE AGAINST FANBOY’S AND TROLLS! You made fanboyish statements that made Negative Zero Mad, just be lucky you realized ignorance of statements, and do not make him mad(trust me).
July 22, 2010
#33
“TYPO:Negative Zero, and I am not hippie or emo, I hate emo’s, not so much hippies Negative Zero, so yes, to us being agains emo’s.”
Before I go I never acused you of being a hippy or an emo. Sorry if I made you think that.
July 22, 2010
#34
War on FANBOYISM AND TROLLS WILL CONTINUE……Tomorrow.
July 22, 2010
#35
“TYPO:against emo’s. Anime Hero Kevin, the reason why we formed group. WE ARE AGAINST FANBOY’S AND TROLLS! You made fanboyish statements that made Negative Zero Mad, just be lucky you realized ignorance of statements, and do not make him mad(trust me).” -_- ……………………………………………..Im sorry.
July 22, 2010
#36
“and do not make him mad(trust me).”
Are you talking about the time I went off on you in the Watchmen vs Justice League thread? Sorry about that. Were pretty much friends now right?
July 22, 2010
#37
@Rorschach. Hey is it true that whill be a Jaws 5 movie!!!!?
July 22, 2010
#38
We are Partners in a yet to be named group, Negative Zero. How about Green Hornet, also taken!!!
July 22, 2010
#39
@Anime Hero Kevin
NO, speilberg’s last movie was War of the Worlds.
July 23, 2010
#40
@Pondering Fool
Thank you for the words of wisdom, mate. I’ll cool down a bit.
@Everyone Else
what has become of this thread? I had hoped admin would give Lobo the award…..
As for Chuck english being Hellsingmaycry/Jimmy, i think it’s possible but the pictures are the only things they have in common. Chuck seems to have more refined grammar but I will take a better look into it and search for a writing pattern.
July 23, 2010
#41
@Blood Dancer
“what has become of this thread? I had hoped admin would give Lobo the award…..”
I would definetely agree. I came to debate and after it was decided, this thread just became random posts and what not. Kids these days……
- pf
July 23, 2010
#42
@Blood Dancer
I gave proof, because HellsingMayCry was talking on Dante vs. Alucard thread if he was omniprecent. Chuck inglish asked on Alucard versus Dr. Manhattan thread if he was omniprecent.
July 23, 2010
#43
“This guy just said that Batman beats Naruto (who now has control of the fox) ” Whit all my respect, sorry if I confused I ment this naruto in his normal form http://wii.gaming-universe.de/screens/news_2007-03-14_naruto-clash-of-ninja-mvz.jpg. because if naruto became nine tailed fox demon he will rip batman into pieces.
July 23, 2010
#44
By the way Lobo for the FP awards this saturday.
July 23, 2010
#45
So Rorschach shall we continue our war on trolls?
July 23, 2010
#46
I don’t really care anymore for this thread. Sunday’s in two days, and Admin know’s who to choose to win anyway now.
July 23, 2010
#47
Let’s just debate on that Rand Al Thor versus Richard Rahl thing I have been working on.
July 23, 2010
#48
“Let’s just debate on that Rand Al Thor versus Richard Rahl thing I have been working on.”
I could have sworn that fight is already on this site. I could be wrong though(there is a lot of Rand Al Thor fights if I’m not mistaken).
July 23, 2010
#49
It is, and is being debated. Let’s just find a winner based on previous comments.
July 25, 2010
#50
dante kicked the sh!t out of a boss just like Lobo, named he despair embodied, so why couldn’t he beat Lobo?
July 25, 2010
#51
Lobo wouldn’t have such an easy time whit Dante’s power. He’s half after all…
Also, considering that Dante’s guns never run out of bullets (powered by demonic power), it’s not an issue….
Dante’s weapons of choice against Lobo would be:
Gilgamesh (alchemic Desconstruction through greaves and gloves)
Beowulf (Holy Greaves and Gauntlets+Holy Hadouken)
Pandora (Destructive force of unparalleled power. Yes, THAT pandora)
Seems like Force Edge cancels out demonic power, so it’d be dangerous for Lobo?
Lobo might explode if he tried to absorb the demonic energy from Sparda….
Gameplay DMC is underpowering Dante just to make the game challenging. Dante is on his way to becoming a Demonic GOD i swear.
July 25, 2010
#52
Dude, Dante’s the bomb. So is Dane Cook. Look him up if you haven’t already. Also, i would really like to see MC vs. Juggernaut, from X-Men. Thanks!
added to the list. Admin
July 25, 2010
#53
Lobo wouldn’t have such an easy time in whit Dante’s power. He’s half after all…
Also, considering that Dante’s guns never run out of bullets (powered by demonic power), it’s not an issue….
Dante’s weapons of choice against Lobo would be:
Gilgamesh (alchemic Desconstruction through greaves and gloves)
Beowulf (Holy Greaves and Gauntlets+Holy Hadouken)
Pandora (Destructive force of unparalleled power. Yes, THAT pandora)
Seems like Force Edge cancels out demonic power, so it’d be dangerous for Lobo
Lobo might explode if he tried to beat the demonic energy from Sparda….
Gameplay DMC is underpowering Dante just to make the game challenging. Dante is on his way to becoming a Demonic GOD i swear.
July 25, 2010
#54
Lobo wouldn’t have such an easy time in whit Dante’s power. He’s half after all…
Also, considering that Dante’s guns never run out of bullets (powered by demonic power), it’s not an issue….
Dante’s weapons of choice against Lobo would be:
Gilgamesh (alchemic Desconstruction through greaves and gloves)
Beowulf (Holy Greaves and Gauntlets+Holy Hadouken)
Pandora (Destructive force of unparalleled power. Yes, THAT pandora)
Seems like Force Edge cancels out demonic power, so it’d be dangerous for Lobo
Lobo might explode if he tried to beat the demonic energy from Sparda….
Gameplay DMC is underpowering Dante just to make the game challenging. Dante is on his way to becoming a Demonic GOD i swear.
July 25, 2010
#55
“Dude, Dante’s the bomb. So is Dane Cook. Look him up if you haven’t already. Also, i would really like to see MC vs. Juggernaut, from X-Men. Thanks!
added to the list. Admin”
Dane Cook not funny. Jeff Dunham is. Wait a minute…..do my eyes decieve me. Your actually spelling words right and using decent grammer? What in the hell is going on here?!?
July 25, 2010
#56
@AHK
Read this thread over and then read it over again after that and then you’ll realize that your arguments are countered easily by everyone who says Lobo standing toe to toe with Superman and the fact that he’s IMMORTAL whereas Dante is not IMMORTAL.
July 26, 2010
#57
@Anime Hero Kevin
DO NOT make me come out here again. You know how it ended the first time. I and others have successfully debated for Lobo in this fight and I swear I’ll put all that info in one post so big that it would put anything L-W(!) has written to date. That is just to show how annoyed I am with your fanboyish antics.
July 26, 2010
#58
“that it would put anything L-W(!) has written to date”
any comment L-W has posted to shame – sizewise, of course.
Sorry for the double post. And I have feeling that this is not Kevin….either that or he’s using Google Translator.
July 26, 2010
#59
is he seriously typing under another alias again? puchica….
- pf
July 26, 2010
#60
“Demonic GOD”
You do realize that demons are the opposite of gods, don’t you?
@Pondering Fool
I told you so mate. You’ll find yourself berating soon enough…And yes it seems so, it is a new alias and I bet he copied that info from some other piler. As Laharl said: He can’t type worth a sh**…
July 26, 2010
#61
“@Pondering Fool
I told you so mate. You’ll find yourself berating soon enough…And yes it seems so, it is a new alias and I bet he copied that info from some other piler. As Laharl said: He can’t type worth a sh**…”
Mate, I am not upset, just a bit astounded at his desperation to win this match haha. If he actually put that much effort in debating effectively and logically, he could amount to something on this site. Eventually he will figure out how futile his methods are….
- pf
July 26, 2010
#62
I have an important anouncement to make….
Comments #52, #53 and #54 can all be found on the thread:
http://www.factpile.com/spawn-vs-dante/
Comment #52 as you will all notice was posted by one mcralldaway on August the 4th. The other two comments which are identical and serve as testament that Anime Hero Kevin is indeed missing a screw – also proves that he and Killzone2champion are the same person – was made by a user that went around by the moniker ‘person’.
How low will you sink, Anime Hero Kevin?
July 26, 2010
#63
“Seems like Force Edge cancels out demonic power, so it’d be dangerous for Lobo”
…..when has Lobo ever boast of demonic power? Last time I checked, he was just immortal not demonically infused being….
- pf
July 26, 2010
#64
“How low will you sink, Anime Hero Kevin?”
He could sink 200,000 miles below see level.
July 31, 2010
#65
I nominate Lobo for the FP award
July 31, 2010
#66
“I nominate Lobo for the FP award” I second that.
July 31, 2010
#67
I will Third that opinion.
- pf
August 17, 2010
#68
And I shall fourth that option.
August 28, 2010
#69
“And I shall fourth that option.”
I will give + 1 vote for Lobo to live this Debate death. but I like Dante way more then Lobo & in my imagination battle Dante will win but Lobo will be alive but in half with his legs and arms cut off.
August 28, 2010
#70
“I like Dante way more then Lobo & in my imagination battle Dante will win but Lobo will be alive but in half with his legs and arms cut off.”
No one cares what you think. We have proven that Dante will not connect any blows. Lobo has FTL reaction. He’ll see Dante’s punches in slow motion
August 28, 2010
#71
“No one cares what you think”
And why the hell did you read my coment if you dont care.
I know that Lobo can do that. Lets just live this debate death and go to the Alucard vs Doctor Manhatan debate.
By the way Blood Dancer your gravatar looks like the character of Dragon Age, correct me if Im wrong about you gravatar.
August 28, 2010
#72
I forgot to put this in my coment sorry.
“We have proven that Dante will not connect any blows. Lobo has FTL reaction. He’ll see Dante’s punches in slow motion”
I know that Lobo can do that.
August 28, 2010
#73
“I know that Lobo can do that.”
Then why do you keep hitting the same note?
“Lets just live this debate death and go to the Alucard vs Doctor Manhatan debate.”
That one is settled. Alucard wins via mind manipulation.
“By the way Blood Dancer your gravatar looks like the character of Dragon Age, correct me if Im wrong about you gravatar.”
You couldn’t be more wrong. The man in my gravatar is Druss The Legend, one of the most powerful characters to grace heroic fantasy books. You don’t know Druss because he only appears on books by David Gemmell.
August 28, 2010
#74
“That one is settled. Alucard wins via mind manipulation.”
Yea Alucard won that debate, Alucard can just say that he cant die by the powers of the Doc, and BAM Alucard is more immortal then the Doc.
“You couldn’t be more wrong. The man in my gravatar is Druss The Legend, one of the most powerful characters to grace heroic fantasy books. You don’t know Druss because he only appears on books by David Gemmell.”
I think I found a new powerfull character and that is Druss the Legend, Thanks Blood Dancer.
August 28, 2010
#75
“I think I found a new powerfull character and that is Druss the Legend, Thanks Blood Dancer.”
Oi, Druss is powerful but he is just human…just…human. Pin him up against Dante and he ends up like fillet
August 28, 2010
#76
Hey Blood Dancer, do you like to see in this site a debate of Xion vs Pan? that I sugested and never get here.
August 28, 2010
#77
@AHK
not really….I don’t care much for Dragon Ball
August 28, 2010
#78
“not really….I don’t care much for Dragon Ball”
Ok so if that debate was in this site, who will get your vote in your opinion or your fact?