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Lobo Vs Boba Fett, Marcus Fenix, Zero-Suit Samus & Iron Man
Lobo Vs Boba Fett, Marcus Fenix, Zero-Suit Samus & Iron Man

It’s been a while since we had a group combat fight and since Lobo has been on the site. So here we have ‘The Main Man’ taking on some pretty tough characters in a group fight. The location for this fight takes place on the starship Event Horizon (yeah, the one from the movie). The ‘powers’ of the ship are in are affecting the combatants as well.

Who wins?

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  • i dunno
    January 20, 2010
    #1

    yay the chaos ship

  • Asger
    January 20, 2010
    #2

    Why does Lobo look like Heihachi up there?
    Second, unless Iron Man is equiped wiith Thor Buster or Hulk Buster for this fight, I don’t see team 2 winning.

  • Envoy
    January 20, 2010
    #3

    Isnt lobo unkillable?
    He already wins because of that.

  • shaun182
    January 20, 2010
    #4

    since lobo is the only one who can survive in the vacuum of space, all he has to do is punch a hole in the hull, and watch them all flop around on the deck like fish.

  • ss
    January 20, 2010
    #5

    the charectors in this fight are good to bad lobo will kill them all i think

  • orber
    January 20, 2010
    #6

    team2 is pretty chaotic 2 very strong characters boba and iron man.and the 2 weakest links ZSS and marcus.

    but doesnt matter.even if samus had her suit team2 cant kill lobo since he’s immortal if i remember correctly.

    though the powers of event horizon make this intresting.can lobo keep his sanity together? because you’re gonna need it on that ship

  • i dunno
    January 20, 2010
    #7

    given the chaotic and daemonic nature of the event horizon, this fight could go in whatever direction the ship feels like

  • thekinghippo
    January 20, 2010
    #8

    ZS-Samus? why not the full suit Samus. I don’t see how ZS-Samus can contribute to this fight. Im not sure which side to go with anyway because Im not to firmiliar with Lobo

  • Cpt Olimar
    January 20, 2010
    #9

    Lobo stomps this with ease? It’s going to take a lot more than SW handheld weaponry to bring somebody like Lobo down.

  • EnigmaJ
    January 20, 2010
    #10

    Why is that lately many of these group matches have pitted a nice well balanced team against a being they could never hope to kill?

  • i dunno
    January 20, 2010
    #11

    in any other enviroment, as has been said, the foursome has little to no chance of victory

    however, physics got raped by hellspawn and the battlefield might just even the odds

    ….

    ……assuming no one goes insane

  • BTT
    January 20, 2010
    #12

    What? Geez, why not just do Lobo VS. Boba, Marcus, and Iron Man? Sammy in her Zero Suit can’t kill ANYTHING. Her Emergency Pistol is strictly a paralyzing device, and while Other:M proves even with it’s trailer that Samus is skilled in melee combat, there’s no way she’s gonna survive this. Might as well put pork chops in a plastic bag and throw that at Lobo. It will be just as effective. Honestly, Sam’s got no shot at doing ANYTHING in this battle, except maybe hacking into the ship’s computers and using the ship against Lobo, which Stark and Boba could do just as easily.

    Seriously admin, that’s mean. Sammy doesn’t deserve to go out like this . . .

  • admin
    January 20, 2010
    #13

    The balancing factor for this match is the ship, there are many ways for it to influence the outcome…Admin

  • i dunno
    January 20, 2010
    #14

    would it even be possible for anyone to hack the ship?

    closest thing samus has ever seen to this would be phazon, but even then its a bit far off.
    fenix, fett and iron man haent seen anything that i know of like the event horizon.

  • Sparks
    January 20, 2010
    #15

    Didn’t Lobo rumble with Superman? I don’t know a great deal about the character but i’d throw my vote in with him if it’s the same guy.

  • Jwlynas
    January 20, 2010
    #16

    Lets all consider the ship here for a second.

    I’m not sure if people either haven’t seen Event Horizon, are too young to remember it or are just underestimating the hellspawned ship, but its a huge factor.

    Lobo is hardly the most mentally stable guy, far from it, and the Ship will act on that, as it would with the others. Lobo is only immortal because… Didn’t he get kicked out of hell or something… anyway, the point is upon his reentry into this ship, that particular advantage could well be taken away.

    I don’t think either team is making it out of this battle alive, and certainly no-ones making it out sane.

  • ss
    January 20, 2010
    #17

    wait so can someone explain to me what exactly this ship can do?

  • i dunno
    January 20, 2010
    #18

    i pity the newer generations that will grow up without bothering to watch this film

    that and aliens… do you know ho many assholes in my school NEVER saw aliens? despicable….absoulutely despicable….

    oh yeah, and hardly anyone in my area saw the thing….

    enough ranting…

    query: in the film they say that the ship is alive, but has it taken on a ind of its own or simply been possessed?

  • i dunno
    January 20, 2010
    #19

    “wait so can someone explain to me what exactly this ship can do?”

    in a nutshell, the ship has a portal to hell as an FTL drive, picture going into the warp unprotected, the origional crew all went insane and killed themselves (in a satisfyingly gruesome manner, i might add)

    people inside the ship frequently see hallucinations

    did i mention that black holes lead to hell?

  • shaun182
    January 20, 2010
    #20

    the ship will probably cause them to attack, each other before the even face lobo, using their own worst fears against them.

    for those who havent seen Event horizon think hellraiser in space, and you be own the on the right lines.

  • i dunno
    January 20, 2010
    #21

    theres actually a theory that event horizon took place in 40k before the invention of the gellar field

    it actually makes more sense that way

  • ss
    January 20, 2010
    #22

    ook thanks for informing me, though im not sure how it really matters unless the ship turns against lobo, if he come out crazier than he is then just more reason to look out for him in dc

  • midnite marauder
    January 20, 2010
    #23

    Lobo also has that ultimate healing factor doesn’t he me? Meaning he can spawn hundreds of clone from a drop of blood. He also has the strength level of superman and most likely similar speed so the 4 of them probably couldn’t get a chance to pull the trigger before he rips them to pieces.

  • orber
    January 20, 2010
    #24

    i think Jwlyna’s prediction is the most accurate we have now.both teams will succumb to the ships demonic power.lobo already unstable will go batshit insane and ironman boba and marcus dont have any mental defences. samus might hold out for a short term with her chozo training but once the ships starts toying with her past she ends up having PTS again and kills herself.

  • Asger
    January 20, 2010
    #25

    So Stark will be attacked by…A giant beer bottle or something, Boba will be attacked by his dad or Mace Windu or whatever, Samus will be attacked by something (I don’t know I’ve never played Metroid), and Marcus will probably be attacked by a guy with bigger muscles then him.

    That’s basically what’ll happen right? They’ll fight their fears rather then Lobo?

  • i dunno
    January 20, 2010
    #26

    to elaborate, one of the people on board the horizon saw her own son, the image led her to accidentally kill herself

    another one saw his wife who had recently commited suicide. the man later went insane

    boba seeing jango is the most likely vision

  • midnite marauder
    January 20, 2010
    #27

    Wait I truly fail to see how the ship will affect Lobo. I mean the man has already been to hell and was kicked out of it. That shows me has little or any fear to be played on since there’s no place worst then hell. The worst the that manifestation could possibility do is annoy him.

  • shaun182
    January 20, 2010
    #28

    “That’s basically what’ll happen right? They’ll fight their fears rather then Lobo?”

    pretty much fight your fears made real, times 100, but the ship will try to corrupt one in order to get them to activate its FTL drive, and send them all to hell, it might give this person added powers in order to help them do this.

  • i dunno
    January 20, 2010
    #29

    although it could go the same way as event horizon real, with one or two of the group members disconnecting the front from the back of the ship and waiting for a pickup.

  • i dunno
    January 20, 2010
    #30

    one thing i never understood:

    did the original crew actually get to alpha centauri? or did the ship just spend a few years in hell?

    if so, how the heck did the get back? what with going insane and all

  • Envoy
    January 20, 2010
    #31

    Can Iron man destroy the ship?

  • shaun182
    January 20, 2010
    #32

    “did the original crew actually get to alpha centauri? or did the ship just spend a few years in hell?

    if so, how the heck did the get back? what with going insane and all”

    no they didnt get to alpha centauri, the drive for whatever reason sent them to hell, where the ship become sentient being able to control itself, and wanted to collect more people to take to hell epecially its designer.

    It used the old crew and itself as a lure to get them there.

  • i dunno
    January 20, 2010
    #33

    i doubt he has that much firepower…

  • PaPPa JUDAS
    January 20, 2010
    #34

    The ship draggs everyone to hell accept Lobo because he has been banned from Hell Lobo FTW

  • BTT
    January 20, 2010
    #35

    Well if it comes to a MENTAL thing, facing your fears and such, then I think Samus is better off than if it were just a fight. I mean, she’s already faced the beast that killed her parents (multiple times, the damned bird) AND Mother Brain twice AND Emperor Ing, AND Dark Samus multiple times. Definite Nightmare Fuel. I figure she’s either extremely mentally reinforced or so insane that it’s just become her norm. Hey, she didn’t go completely nuts when the X attacked and changed her entire physiology, so what’s the worst this ship can do to her? (please excuse my ignorance, I really only can speak for Samus and I’ve neglected to research the ship yet.)

  • shaun182
    January 20, 2010
    #36

    the ship could bring back all those things she has faced before, in more terrible forms, perhaps mix them up to a giant super beast, it could even bring back her dead parents to haunt her and give them supernatural powers, since these are not just illusions but have physical forms as well.

  • bokablin666
    January 20, 2010
    #37

    could some one please give me a link that has more info on the ship because I can’t find anything.

  • bokablin666
    January 20, 2010
    #38

    never mind i found it.

  • Darkbladex96
    January 20, 2010
    #39

    man the event horizon made a trained astrounaut jump out of an airlock with no suit, then it snapped him out just before the doors opened so he could suffer. made a guy stab his eyes out brcause he thought he was goin face first into titties, people alomst drowned in blood that didnt exist, and manifest flames, blow its own windows out, control any tech that interfaces with it and mentally manipulate people.

    not to mention it uses a mini-black hole singularitiy as a drive core which is a portal its self and if you go through you come back…….”different”

  • Mr. Gray
    January 20, 2010
    #40

    Marcus Fenix sucks balls in this match.

  • Pondering Fool
    January 20, 2010
    #41

    Lobo, the guy who not only wiped out his entire planet’s population for a school project, killed Santa, got banned from Heaven and Hell, and loves dolphins on a ship that makes you insane? Mmmh, I would still say Lobo for the win, because of his regenerative abilities (I can’t see anyway Team 2 could put him down permanently) and because of his superior physical abilities (he has been able to hold his own successfuly against Supes). Lobo for the win.

    - pf

  • Kenny C.
    January 20, 2010
    #42

    Actually to describe the dimension as “Hell” is unfair as it describes a place traditionally where the Fallen Angels are banished to and the final resting place of those that don’t accept Jesus and/or are generally bad characters; dooming them to an eternity of punishment.

    What I got from Event Horizon is somewhere much worse. Imagine, if you will, where every element of your sensory perception (sight, smell, hearing, etc.) is suddenly overwhelmed to the point your mind is being fed the raw essence of chaos. You can see without your eyes, you can taste without your tongue, you can hear without your ears, and so on and so on. Every thought, moment, or event you ever experienced or could experience is instantly run through your mind… over and over again to the point you could live your short life a thousand times in the span of one second. I would expound upon this (as to denizons), but my PS3 doesn’t allow long text segments. The traditional “Hell” is insufficent to describe the dimension in Event Horizon.

  • Pondering Fool
    January 20, 2010
    #43

    “The traditional “Hell” is insufficent to describe the dimension in Event Horizon.”

    Maybe, the place America will be if your president’s Health Care Bill gets through? Who knows mate, it could happen haha.

  • AHEM
    January 20, 2010
    #44

    The best chance Team 2 has is if Lobo somehow goes insane and then for some reason does not fight them and is subdued. Barring that, his powers will be too extreme for them to defend against, his resilience too impenetrable for them to suppress, and they might be negatively affected themselves by the conditions they are fighitng in.

  • Kenny C.
    January 20, 2010
    #45

    “and they might be negatively affected themselves by the conditions they are fighitng in.”
    - If Lobo is effected, they sure as hell will be too.

    Query- Can the Event Horizon even go to the other side? Only the good doctor knew the sequence required to fully activate the core. Another question – How can you win if you’ve gone insane too the point you will eventually commit suicide… if not immediately?

  • Captain Epic
    January 20, 2010
    #46

    Fenix would be out real soon. Although if he were to camp and use The Hammer of Dawn he might make himself useful.

  • Kenny C.
    January 20, 2010
    #47

    “The Hammer of Dawn”
    - Outside help…… I think. Hmmmm… he does indeed carry it (laser-pointer) around often…… but the actual weapon is separate and in space. Yeah, outside help = not allowed.

  • BTT
    January 20, 2010
    #48

    Wow. If that’s really what Event Horizon can do . . . I frankly think everyone is screwed. If it can really mess with you on that scale then I doubt anything would survive in it. It’s way too intense, even for what Sam’s been through.

  • Pondering Fool
    January 20, 2010
    #49

    “Wow. If that’s really what Event Horizon can do . . . I frankly think everyone is screwed. If it can really mess with you on that scale then I doubt anything would survive in it. It’s way too intense, even for what Sam’s been through.”

    Not if you killed Santa and loved dolphins like Lobo did……

    - pf

  • scenario
    January 21, 2010
    #50

    I don’t know, Samus has been though a ton of nightmare inducing crap and has either gotten over it or not. Yeah, fighting an enemy that killed (and ate in front of you) your parents and taunts you about it at every opportunity is pretty bad, especially since he can’t die, but it’s far from the worst. She recovered from that ridiculously quickly, too. Maybe being told that your entire existence was an experiment in bioweaponry and that your caretakers didn’t care about you (by the one that claimed to have created you and thinks it’s your mother, no less) would mess somebody up. Not exactly, in Samus’s case. A person’s psyche would surely never recover after 99% of their body was turned into radioactive, insanity inducing, soul scarring phazon and watching the closest thing they ever had to friends succumbing to the same corruption and being forced to kill them. Again, not quite. Then watching your self proclaimed “mother” kill your adopted childlike alien immediately after it saved your life by transferring it’s own life-force into you might negatively affect someone’s mental state. I have no idea how this person is still sane at this point. Then, of course, to get infected and your nervous system taken over by an aggressive parasite that copies your memories, intelligence, and form, forcing you to seriously consider how to kill yourself and then successfully snuff the life out of your own eyes. And then watch you sacrifice yourself. Not to mention the countless genocides caused by exploding planets on your hands. Plus now part alien. Currently hated and hunted by the government you swore to protect and with almost no allies left to turn to.

    Damn. Just HOW is this woman still sane? Lobo killed Santa? Samus killed herself 12 times. When only 1% of her was still herself, she fought off the greatest temptation and corrupting influence in her universe, while still fighting a copy of her created from her own genetic material. Anybody got an idea of Samus’s greatest fear, cause I’m drawing a blank. According to her inner monologues, Samus was terrified of the SA-X and what it represented, but still beat the thing senseless. She doesn’t even fear death, apparently, as she was perfectly willing to sacrifice herself at any time during Metroid Fusion.

    I’m of the opinion that Samus would last the longest on the ship. But without the suit, she can’t do anything. Maybe pilot the ship into a star or something. Or use the paralyzer to keep Lobo still long enough to be banished. I honestly have no idea.

  • shaun182
    January 21, 2010
    #51

    even if samus has no fears for the ship to prey on (i would imagine seeing the half eaten bodies of her parents trying to kill her, would mess her up), it can still cause other illusions, making her see things that arent there, or making her see her allies as lobo.

  • orber
    January 21, 2010
    #52

    *don’t know, Samus has been though a ton of nightmare inducing crap and has…*

    *She doesn’t even fear death*

    no shit after all she’s been trough.i bet that all the shocking things she saw and experienced proberly made her cold to the point things like death are mere trivial matters.i think samus after fusion doesn’t care about anything anymore except killing space pirates and hunting down federation politicians who where involved in recreating the metroids (that is if she deicides to confront the federation with it with a hostile attitude)

    she might be cold to such things but she got emotional feelings for her biological parents and perhaps adam.the metroid manga might indicate she doesn’t even care about her natural parents anymore since she got over her PTS issue but all i think its just cropped up in the back of her mind and knowing the ship it will have fun with that little fact.

    still lobo will remain as the last man standing.the ship might do something to him but i doubt it will be able to kill him unlike team2….so lobo ftw!

  • DNAz
    January 21, 2010
    #53

    I love this movie its frikkin scary they oldies are way better and scarier than the new horror movies lol

    maybe a space marine might not go mad

  • Jwlynas
    January 21, 2010
    #54

    “I’m of the opinion that Samus would last the longest on the ship. But without the suit, she can’t do anything. Maybe pilot the ship into a star or something.”

    I’m a fan of that ending. Destroying the evil ship, along with her crewmates (Except for Boba, who would presumably get along well with this bounty hunter and her impossibly cool ship. Cue cheesy romantic ending despite the horrific things recently seen, and Lobo getting stuck on a one way trip to hell… again)

  • Kenny C.
    January 21, 2010
    #55

    I’m of the opinion that the winner of the match is the ship…. unless Lobo somehow arms the hull bombs before any number of things could happen.

  • i dunno
    January 21, 2010
    #56

    “maybe a space marine might not go mad”

    as mentioned, there is a wild mass guess that event horizon took place in 40k, so a space marine would be used to this.

    query: if the ship spent so long in ”hell” (in the absense of a better word, lets call it that) then how did it get back after the crew…you know….

  • shaun182
    January 21, 2010
    #57

    “maybe a space marine might not go mad”

    space marines are tough, but not uncorruptable as seen with the chaos legions, so it might be able to drive one mad.

    “query: if the ship spent so long in ”hell” (in the absense of a better word, lets call it that) then how did it get back after the crew…you know….”

    lets just say EVIL did it,
    or perhaps in this “Hell” the ship has more control or power over itself, so it might not have trouble leaving, its just getting back thats the problem.

  • ss
    January 21, 2010
    #58

    it can trick samus into killing herself i doesnt have to scare her, right?

  • Darkbladex96
    January 21, 2010
    #59

    anything samus hates or is tormented by event horizen will run it thru her mind a thousand fold. SA-x will kill her parents, than the SA-x will kill her but all or asudden she will be looking thru the visor of her armor with her dead body nxt her and her parents corpses still warm from the smoking blaster on her arm. she’ll awaken think it was only and illusion and look down on her hands, they’ll be soaked and when she looks back up her parents the power armor and even herself will be standing over her crying why did you abondon us?

    before long samus will be jumping out of an airlock.

    believe it or not ironman has the best chance, jarvis computer system would probably keep him from killing him self, his suit is enviromentally sealed, plus new tony is like a technopath with his suits AI so he may only see reality and nothing more since his mind is linked with the armor.

  • Kenny C.
    January 21, 2010
    #60

    “lets just say EVIL did it,or perhaps in this “Hell” the ship has more control or power over itself, so it might not have trouble leaving, its just getting back thats the problem.”
    - The ship had a pre-set order to jump into the then unknown “hell”/warp/evil dimension and then jump out after a set distance/time as the ship was programmed to another system in space and computers would have been the one to initiate the “jump” out.

    Granted this is speculation, but the logic is sound when you look at modern flight systems. That being said, we have no idea how long the Event Horizon was in “hell,” but it seems that it was considerably longer than the brief stay by the engineer as the original crews’ reactions were more……. frenzied when they emerged. AKA – Tear out your own eyes as you believe they are no longer necessary and then engage in rape, murder, and cannibalism….. for starters.

  • BTT
    January 21, 2010
    #61

    This really comes down to fear not being the problem. Boba’s dad got his head cut off in front of Boba, and then the poor kid got eaten by a sarlacc. TWICE. scenario already went through everything Sam’s been through, and Stark’s got Jarvis, like Darkblade said. It’s simply the ability to warp reality and sensory information around these people when tormenting them isn’t enough. I have to agree with Kenny on this one, neither team is gonna win this. The ship is.

  • Kenny C.
    January 21, 2010
    #62

    That would be one hell of an outcome… the battlefield wins the battle.

  • Kenny C.
    January 21, 2010
    #63

    While I think that the combatants would be able to withstand the ship’s influence in terms of fear, I think they would have a hard time when the ship actually starts to attack them. For instance, the ship was able to call a fire-spewing crew-member to harass the captain. Then, it’s pretty much a matter of time til one of the five is possessed and then forced to activate the gravity drive, which will then suck them into “hell.”

    Winner: Event Horizon

    Unless someone realizes to use the hull charges… or can just simply blast their way out before a dear family-member appears out of nowhere to skull-f*ck them.

  • ss
    January 21, 2010
    #64

    lobo has the strength to tear the ship apart why wouldnt he do that?

  • Kenny C.
    January 21, 2010
    #65

    The ship could make him think that it would harm the space dolphins if he did so…… I’m not kidding by the way.

  • ss
    January 21, 2010
    #66

    hahaha true but even though he is a dolphin lover i doubt that would keep him from saving his own life, and if he was sent to hell, he either not allowed (if it truly is hell) or he will soon be kicked out for starting to much trouble lol

  • PaPPa JUDAS
    January 21, 2010
    #67

    If Tony interfaces with the ship the Ai will be corupted, Boba survived the belly of Sarlac but that is not hell, Samus has faced some hellish events in her life but I doubt she can face all that this ship can dish out.

    Lobo had fun in hell kicking demon ass , he could survive going out an air lock ,he is invunerable regenerates and is likely already as nuts as he can get. Tell me what the ship could do to Lobo.

  • Pondering Fool
    January 21, 2010
    #68

    “hahaha true but even though he is a dolphin lover i doubt that would keep him from saving his own life, and if he was sent to hell, he either not allowed (if it truly is hell) or he will soon be kicked out for starting to much trouble lol”

    Haha, he would probably go and try to find dolphins in “hell” and when he finds out there are none, well, I pity the poor fools stuck in that dimension with him……alas, he will get kicked out of there and banned for life, thereby making him an even bigger symbol of badassery……

    - pf

  • Kenny C.
    January 21, 2010
    #69

    ” Tell me what the ship could do to Lobo.”
    - Generate a gas that knocks him out until proper possesion can occur and then – “TO HELL… Well… whatever that dimension is!”

  • shaun182
    January 22, 2010
    #70

    the ship is alive and does seem to be quite intelligent, perhaps even psychic being able to tell people worse fears.

    so it might think to trying to drive lobo insane or attack him is the wrong way to go, and try to give him things he might enjoy like money, dolphins, women and so on, this way he will be less likely to attack it, until it can drag him to “hell” or trick him into an air lock and release him to space, it might not kill him but will negate him as a threat.

  • Kenny C.
    January 22, 2010
    #71

    “attack him is the wrong way to go,”
    - Actually, Lobo is still vunerable to gas-based attacks and could be restrained as such as possess occurs.

  • i dunno
    January 22, 2010
    #72

    on the fenix note: i didnt see much cover in the film

  • orber
    January 22, 2010
    #73

    fenix isnt much of a factor. he will be running trough the ship screaming: THE STEROIDS ARE GONNA GET ME THERE GONNA GET ME!!!!!

  • shaun182
    January 22, 2010
    #74

    imagine the loss of muscles would be a greater fear for him, like seeing himself as a weak old man facing off against sinster versions of his father and locusts.

  • 12 year old
    January 22, 2010
    #75

    lobo would win first of all he is still close to being immortal if the ships powers are being used against him and sam i a retard… marcus is to cocky so hel be attacked first because cocky people are soooo annoying!

  • PaPPa JUDAS
    January 22, 2010
    #76

    The gas never made sence to me he can travel space without air but gas can knock him out , as for posessing Lobo he has posessed others in the past im not sure if that will work …either way sending him out an airlock won’t work he has crushed citys before whats stoping him from crushing the ship from the outside? dose he have the spazzfragg666? he should unless admin states otherwise?

  • Kenny C.
    January 22, 2010
    #77

    ” whats stoping him from crushing the ship from the outside?”
    - Pretty much the ship making him believe any number of possibilities, like harming the ship would cause an explosion that would harm a nearby school of space-dolphins (having been called into existence by the ship).

    Or better yet, the ship kills everyone but one of team 2, manifests gas to knock Lobo out, possess the survivor (doesn’t matter which),and then “GRAVITY DRIVE ACTITAVATED – JUMPING IN TEN MINUTES”

    Welcome to the Mind Raep dimension Lobo, gorging of one’s own eyes mandatory.

    Winner: Event Horizon

  • DNAz
    January 22, 2010
    #78

    Space Marines could win they can handle chaos in 40K cant they (well most of them XD) after seeing all that shiz i think they will win. Space Marines have a healthy dose of mind over matter too

    in current non SM circumstances its self mutation and rape for the survivers

  • scenario
    January 23, 2010
    #79

    “Space Marines could win they can handle chaos in 40K cant they (well most of them XD) after seeing all that shiz i think they will win. Space Marines have a healthy dose of mind over matter too”

    That’s just it. Space Marines CANNOT handle the chaos of 40K. Chaos Space Marines exist for a reason. Horus was corrupted for a reason. Despite the propaganda, despite the hypnotherapy, despite everything, Space Marines are still vulnerable to Chaos.

    But that’s beside the point. There are no Space Marines in this battle. The theory of the Event Horizon happening in 40K is just fanon. All we have to rely on is things that the ship has done before and is confirmed to be able to do. And since I have not seen this movie, I don’t entirely know what that is. From what I’ve gathered, though, I doubt a Space Marine could take it (still beside the point).

    All or most of the combatants have suffered some ridiculous psychlogical trauma that could be used against them. Lobo, Samus, and Boba are probably the worst off in this instance. If the Event Horizon is mining Samus, Boba, and Lobo’s memories for ideas, everyone is screwed beyond belief. But then again, how powerful is it? The best physical defenses I’ve seen (/read here) are fire breathing crew members and toxic gas. Plus giving people nightmares. I am sure those aren’t the only things, but doesn’t sound extremely impressive right now.

  • Kenny C.
    January 23, 2010
    #80

    “I am sure those aren’t the only things, but doesn’t sound extremely impressive right now.”
    - Well considering the ship is able to manifest such things as gas (or dead crew members, or magically call back someone from space), able to activate the gravity drive to the point of producing a minature portal to “hell”/warp, make shockwaves (somehow-it happened when they pulled the now-MIND RAEPED engineer from the portal), and produce basically whatever vision/manifestation that it wants.

    I’m not doubting that the combatants are tough, but all the ship has to do is gas Lobo (which it will know to do right of the bat) and then possess one of team 2 to activate the gravity drive. Then all it has to do is run a series of shadow games and/or internal conflict within team 2 until the ship finally gets back home.

    Welcome Boba Fett, your father will now commence to rip your eyes out with barbwire.

    Fun fact – The film co. that owned the film demanded that almost 30 minutes be cut as it was deemed “too disturbing.”

  • Prime Chaos
    January 23, 2010
    #81

    So who agrees that Marcus is just a meat shield? Seriously…why the heck is Marcus even in this fight? Meh, i guess he was destined to be a meat shield. Karma’s a bitch isn’t it?

  • shaun182
    January 23, 2010
    #82

    who do we think is most likely to be the ships avatar?

  • Kenny C.
    January 23, 2010
    #83

    ” who do we think is most likely to be the ships avatar?”
    - Thats a good question…….. hmmmmm…. gonna have to sat either Boba Fett or Marcus… they are more “evil” than the other two in my mind and I think is would be awesome to see Marcus in “hell” possession mode- as he could arguably pwn team 2 then, affix their bodies to the spikes in the gravity drive room with barbwire, and then do da evil laugh as they are taken “home.”

  • PaPPa JUDAS
    January 23, 2010
    #84

    What mental damage could be done to Lobo? yes gas would incapacitate him but thats all that can be done against him It’s damn hard to hurt him impossible to kill him he is about as deranged as you can get and if you could screw him up more I think that a batshit crazy Lobo would just make him more dangerous I don’t see him becoming a slobering mess or anything like that.

  • DNAz
    January 23, 2010
    #85

    That’s just it. Space Marines CANNOT handle the chaos of 40K. Chaos Space Marines exist for a reason. Horus was corrupted for a reason. Despite the propaganda, despite the hypnotherapy, despite everything, Space Marines are still vulnerable to Chaos.

    They arent that vulnerable if they were almost all the SMs would be chaos

    boba would be a badass avatar

  • Kenny C.
    January 23, 2010
    #86

    ” What mental damage could be done to Lobo? yes gas would incapacitate him but thats all that can be done against him It’s damn hard to hurt him impossible to kill him he is about as deranged as you can get and if you could screw him up more I think that a batshit crazy Lobo would just make him more dangerous I don’t see him becoming a slobering mess or anything like that.”
    - Well….. I’d could being tortured for all time in the EH dimension as losing…. however, the reason he can’t die is because he’s been banished from Heaven and Hell (pussies), if he is suddenly sucked into another dimension where those two things have no authority, who knows.

    Winner – Event Horizon

  • Siggymansz
    January 25, 2010
    #87

    ….Why not just gas Lobo to sleep then make a nightmare Lobo to keep Real lobo occupied then posses any of team 2 (i would prefer marcus but hes not the best choice :( ) Boom 10 mins to Jump *beep* *Beep* and then youl see a sign that says “Wel;come to HELL please check in at the front Desk also Upfront payment of your eyes is necessary have a nice stay”

  • TheSorrow
    January 25, 2010
    #88

    ………..what?

  • PaPPa JUDAS
    January 26, 2010
    #89

    Hellish dimension or dc’s Hell I still don’t think Lobo would care If he eats his eyes they will grow back what could the ship or Hellish dimension show Lobo or make him do that would break him down? He destroyed his home planet, Killed his clones, collected bountys on himself, destroyed gods he served, Kicked ass in Heaven and Hell, and killed Santa. What could happen turn him into a pet groomer or a member of a boyband?

  • rex`13
    January 28, 2010
    #90

    wow i give it up for the main man i think in the end
    Lobo would spare ZSS

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