Good news for them, if you do L.A.R.P, odds are your balls are already blue.

nyuk nyuk

Ah yes, Buck “I-have-no-originality-so-I’ll-just-steal-the-name-of-some-dead-guy-from-the-movie” Kirkland as well as Many “I-too-have-originality-so-I’ll-be-different-and-steal-the-heroine’s-name” Harrison.

Yes, to show their love for the movie, they go and toilet-paper a tree. What the hell did the tree do to deserve that indignity?

and now we know what admin and expert do in their free time.

I was expecting a bulldozer to knock over their tree when they were talking about it being so important.

“They would hate me, but I would be proving a point, humanity wins.”

really? thats not how i remember it…

Dead in a ditch?

humanity always wins

i like the direction kenny’s going in, all we need now are air strikes

Colonel Badass will be back…. I can fellz it.

Clones……. GOOD ENOUGH!

Colonel Badass better win this time… I want to see Pandora burn… I want the entire planet’s biosphere reduced to ashes…. I want to see as combat teams of Merc Marines (this time properly equiped with heavy ordinance) to hunt the smurfs down from Helicopters and become the official suppliers of all the ivory in the Universe… I want to see the very crust of Pandora ripped asunder as its mineral wealth is pillaged….. I want Colonel Badass to fight Sully again… one-on-one…. and no blue chick coming in as a stupid plot device.

And we all know you would win….. pending stupid plot devices.

“Colonel Badass better win this time… I want to see Pandora burn… I want the entire planet’s biosphere reduced to ashes…. I want to see as combat teams of Merc Marines (this time properly equiped with heavy ordinance) to hunt the smurfs down from Helicopters and become the official suppliers of all the ivory in the Universe… I want to see the very crust of Pandora ripped asunder as its mineral wealth is pillaged….. I want Colonel Badass to fight Sully again… one-on-one…. and no blue chick coming in as a stupid plot device.”

it would only be sweeter, if the surviving Na’vi where enslaved with shock collors, and forced to mine their own world, whilst Colonel Badass stand on a floating platform shooting random Na’vi to increase productivity.

The video shows how low humanity has gotten, trying to be blue skinned-10 ft tall aliens from Cameron’s movie……puchica.

- pf

can i join in with destroying blue skinned wussies???

i will bring my tactical nukes!!!

So what’s your problem here exactly Jwlynas? You don’t like us flaming on your favorite movie or something?

im all for destroying the Na’vi in the most horrific ways i can imagine, but thats down to me being an evil sociopath.

what i find amusing is a lot of people dont like them, due to the way cameron potrayed humans as the villians and the Na’vi as sweet innocent creatures and so in response of the monstrous way humans where potrayed, we come up with fictional ways to inflict pain and death on the Na’vi,

kinda proving camerons point, but hey he killed Colonel Badass off, so a say let his giant blue cat people burn.

Courage would have been a fair fight. Flying into the battle in vehicles that were completely immune to the natives arrows, and then hunting down crippled sully, and battling Na’vi sully in a ten foot mecha (with a knife… I laughed so much when he took out that mecha’s knife) does not strike me as courage, though before that, i would have agreed completely.

As far as the working with na’vi went, it was working due to sully’s incredible diplomacy skills (eg, sleep with the chief’s daughter), until they got bored of waiting.

Still, I admit to going a little too far one way, to compensate for y’alls extreme viewpoints.

“- It appears your knowledge of the movie has been affected by the passage of time.”

Refresh my memory. They went to blow up the homeland of the Na’vi and the na’vi fought back with their bows and arrows… as I remember, the result was chipped paint and a cracked windshield on a few of the aircraft and the total annihilation of the main city/tree of that na’vi tribe.

The flora and fauna waere hugely effective. the Na’vi themselves were utterly defenceless and tactically moronic.

That exploding airship was exploded by human tech, by a human trained marine in a human-cloned na’vi body. you can hardly call that a victory for the planets natives…

Other than that, fair point. the tree was on top of minerals, and since the human race has yet to invent a way of going sideways underground, clearly the only solution was to blow it up… Fire solves everything

But, again, fair points made. Still don’t understand the random hatred of Na’vi (but then I don’t understand the hatred of furries either, so maybe thats why)

” although i have to protest, no one has bought up the possibility of randomly torturing smurfs yet… no reason, just to hear them scream…”

- …… yeah…… I’m for brutal expansion fot the “good” of mankind and all…. but torturing an alien species….. for no other reason than enjoyment…. no.

” Refresh my memory.”
- If I remember correctly, the Nav’i were able to dive straight down with their mounts and use the forces generated to allow arrows they fired to penetrate the canopy. Trying to find a clip – but thats how a good number of the airships went down.

Huh, if thats the case then fair point. As far as I could remember the majority of aircraft were taken down by the momentum of those big ass mounts dragging them down and throwing them off balance.

Colonel Badass shall rape them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

….And then roboquaritch says, “Come vith mee, if you whant to leeve.”

(turns webley on expert)

SLAVES, ATTACK!

(the enslaved na’vi do nothing)

useless smurfs…

(reveals knife, stabs a na’vi in the crotch)

NAO ATTACK!

just one thing still confuses me:

the na’vi are hard to kill, the standart AMPS and infantry, along with aircraft didnt seem to have much luck in winning a full scale engagement (somehow)

…why didnt they just gas ‘em?

seriously, im surprised that they didnt use gas, i mean, they cant breath the air anyway, so they wouldnt be all that hampered by the deployment of gas, and the unobtainium wouldnt be too damaged.

Gasing the Na’vi would be a good trick, but the atmosphere of Pandora is at least twice the density of Earth’s. So any gas based attacks would most likely float up into the upper atmosphere and dissipate without any harm done.

But I have the game. And I love splattering smurf guts all over the forest walls!!!!

hmm…does pandora have a lot of oxygen in its atmosphere?

if so…. NAPALM THE SUCKERS… (evil laugh)

i wonder how well extreme gore translates to 3D cinema…

50.cal machine gun + na’vi = hippie chunks