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Another brawl style setup as these two factions face off for bragging rights. Of the two sides, which do you think will win?
Suggested by 06matthew06
Another brawl style setup as these two factions face off for bragging rights. Of the two sides, which do you think will win?
November 19, 2009
#1
It depends. Is it the Dark Advengers: Norman Osborn’s group that are the official ones? The Advengers: Pretty much a freedom fighting group. The Advengers Initative: People training to be official heroes?
Since it’s current versions only, the Dark Advengers are the legit one, and while they do tend to kill more, I’m giving it to the Justice League since they out number them, unless I’m thinking of a different version of them.
November 19, 2009
#2
justice league has superman and the flash…
FTL and Invincibility are tough combos to beat
November 19, 2009
#3
Aaaahhhh the argument of the ages….
This one will be hard to determine while we swim through the fanboy knee-jerk reactions. I think the first thing to do is determine WHICH characters, and even teams, are involved in the fight.
I will start with the Marvel current line-up as they are my drug of choice. Feel free to supply DC’s.
Mighty Avengers
- The Wasp (Pym)
- Hercules
- The Vision
- Amadeus Cho
- Quicksilver
- US Agent
- Stature
- Jocasta
- Jarvis(?)
New Avengers
- Cpt. America (Bucky)
- Wolverine
- Luke Cage
- Spider-man
- Ms. Marvel
- Mockingbird
- Ronin
- Spider-woman
Dark Avengers
- Iron Patriot
- Ares
- The Sentry
- Venom
- Bullseye
- Moonstone
- Daken
Young Avengers
- Hawkeye
- Wiccan
- Speed
- Patriot
- Hulkling
Maybe even the Initiative and the Shadow Initiative? Not sure about those.
November 19, 2009
#4
A few female factpilers may disagree but i think…
http://www.meganfoxsource.com/images/megan_fox_wonder_woman.jpg
Is much better than this
http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/addictedtojane/default/would-ever-date-bullseye-daredevil–large-msg-125487640863.jpg
November 19, 2009
#5
“Since it’s current versions only, the Dark Advengers are the legit one”
That would be a big NO. They are NOT the official ones. The problem with the current story is that ALL four of those are official as they all claim the title and cannot be proven otherwise, so that leaves a pretty broad “grey area” to sort out.
“FTL and Invincibility are tough combos to beat”
Yet not impossible.
We have the combo within the Avengers themselves in The Sentry (who may or may not be equal, if not superior to Superman), and Quicksilver. Though Flash is indeed superior to the mutant, the power is there to be used.
In fact, I’m not sure JLA currently has a Superman at all…
Combine that with the intelect of both Hank Pym and Amadeus Cho (something the League will be hard to match), and the Avengers will be quite difficult to deal with. Specially so since the League doesn’t have Bruce with them.
Then we have the fact that the Avengers have not one, but TWO god powerhouses at their disposal.
The real problem the Avengers will meet from the JLA side will be Green Lantern. I can’t think of Marvel being able to match him very well. Perhaps the Ms. Marvels would be able to absorb the energy, but that seems like a bit of a wild card to me.
It’s an interesting match to say the least.
November 19, 2009
#6
Current Justice League or ALL members?
November 19, 2009
#7
Lets argue current first to follow the first rule.
Once we are satisfied with that determination we can argue all.
My question is can other Justice teams be counted, such as the JSA?
November 19, 2009
#8
Current JLA is:
-Doctor Light
-Firestorm
-Green Lantern (John Stewart)
-Plastic Man
-Red Tornado
-Vixen
-Zatanna
Thier is a spinter group and others,which i will be posting shortly.
November 19, 2009
#9
did you mean “splinter” group, Go Green Lantern Woot
November 19, 2009
#10
we should go peak level Teams… much more interesting that way….
or not…. its not my call
November 19, 2009
#11
Well,i guess i should do the JL’s side.
Firstly,the originals:
-Aquaman
-Batman
-Green Lantern(Hal Jordan)
-Superman
-Flash(Barry Allen)
-Wonder Woman
-Martian Manhunter
Then the recruits:
-Green Arrow
-Atom
-Hawkman
-Black Canary
-Phantom Stranger
-Elongated Man
-Red Tornado
-Hawkgirl
-Zatanna
-Firestorm
Now,The International JL:
-Blue Beetle
-Captain Marvel
-Doctor Fate
-Green Lantern
-Mister Miracle
-Doctor Light
-Booster Gold
-Captain Atom
-Rocket Red 7
-Rocket Red 4
-Fire
-Ice
-Hawkman
-Hawkwoman
-Huntress
-Doctor Fate
-Lightray
-Orion
-General Glory
-Tasmanian Devil
-Bloodwynd
-Maxima
-Ray
-Black Condor
-Agent Liberty
-Flash(Jay Garrick)
Their are also the Hal’s JL splinter group(Active)
-Green Lantern(Hal Jordan)
-Green Arrow
-Atom
-Shazam
-Supergirl
This along with the JLA members i listed would be current.
It would seem half of the people who were in the league are Black lanterns now.
Even Bruce Wayne(current batman was nightwing.)
-Green Lantern(Hal)
-Green Arrow
-the Atom
-Batman(Grayson)
-Mon-El
-Donna Troy
-Cyborg
-Doctor Light
-Starfire
-Congorilla
-the Guardian
November 19, 2009
#12
Peaks always get confusing, and “interesting” might actually be a bit relative. Here you would have to put in elements like Rune Magic King Thor (which I think would trump all oponents), and Thorbuster Iron Man. Then we might have more confusing elements to consider such as the new Red Lantern Guy Gardener…
That hardly makes for an interesting fight in my opinion.
I’m not discarding the possibility, but as its not stated in the scenario we should stick to current incarnations first.
November 19, 2009
#13
/sigh
fine….
/cry
November 19, 2009
#14
Wait, you are blurring the lines a bit TOO much.
Just because a character was part of the team and is still walking around current continuity, it doesn’t mean they ARE Justice League. I think that would fall within the realm of “Peak Discussion” rather than “Current Discussion”.
My opinion is, lets do current JLA/Dark Avenger rosters first. That is:
- Green Lantern (John)
- Doctor Light
- Plastic Man
- Firestorm
- Red Tornado
- Zatanna
- Vixen
vs.
- Iron Patriot
- Ares
- The Sentry
- Venom
- Bullseye
- Moonstone
- Daken
Once we come to a satisfied conclusion, we can jump of ALL elements at their peaks. No?
November 19, 2009
#15
Why not just pick the characters which are most commonly associated with each team? Makes things less complicated, but thats just my opinion.
November 19, 2009
#16
Oh i by no means meant their Black lantern incarnations.
simply that many Leaguers aren’t themselves.
November 19, 2009
#17
@Comic boffs
i may know jack shit about comics nor their eu…but why not, to keep it fair, use the animated series as reference to who is in or out…
For the Avengers…aren’t there two movies to pick from? The first one was fuckin’ A TNT!
November 19, 2009
#18
Yeah,but i am pretty sure you mean the ultimates.
Not the current/canon avengers.
November 19, 2009
#19
so marvel universe 616 then
November 19, 2009
#20
My bad…ultimates…avengers…crack…cocaine…
Still…don’t the Avengers have any animated show? Im stressing animated shows because
a) when they use canon in terms of abilities and such, they have more of a constantcy to them that the eu lacks…
b) i wanna see supes and batsy team up again…it’s been too long!
“HAVE YOU EVER DANCED WITH THE DEVIL BY THE PALE MOONLIGHT?”
November 19, 2009
#21
“Why not just pick the characters which are most commonly associated with each team? Makes things less complicated, but thats just my opinion.”
On the contrary. Debate rule #1 was made BECAUSE of this very reason. “Most commonly associated” leaves itself VERY open to subjective opinion. Current versions do not. The characters are already there, period.
All this match really needed to be established is if we were using a single team, or their extended branches. Simple as that.
Single teams will be easier to debate. Extended teams will be a lot more complex (and entertaining). All other scenarios will be considerably more convoluted to the point of no entertaning value.
November 19, 2009
#22
The alternative is to simply wait until Blackest Night and The Siege events resolve. I am pretty certain that both sides will be sorted out soon enough. It is very possible that we see the return of both sides’ “Trinity” heroes at the end of it all.
November 19, 2009
#23
@mata
the problem with that alternative is that this thread may be dead by the time those events have ended
November 19, 2009
#24
word…
FIGHT NAO!
November 19, 2009
#25
“The alternative is to simply wait until Blackest Night and The Siege events resolve. I am pretty certain that both sides will be sorted out soon enough. It is very possible that we see the return of both sides’ “Trinity” heroes at the end of it all.”
I don’t think I have the patience for that mate……oh, I have waited many moons for this match. I don’t think I could wait a couple weeks………
- the pondering fool
November 19, 2009
#26
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November 19, 2009
#27
I believe it’s already been fixed… I’m on it right now.
November 19, 2009
#28
Avengers all the way!
November 19, 2009
#29
i was thinkin why not just use the characters in the pics at the top and have them at the latest version of themselves while they were in jla and the avengers
November 20, 2009
#30
I don’t get it.
Why does rule #1 is getting such a hard resistance here?
lets go with…
JLA
- Green Lantern (John)
- Doctor Light
- Plastic Man
- Firestorm
- Red Tornado
- Zatanna
- Vixen
vs.
Dark Avengers
- Iron Patriot
- Ares
- The Sentry
- Venom
- Bullseye
- Moonstone
- Daken
…and be done with it. Current flag-team vs. current flag-team. 7 vs. 7. How much cleaner cut can we get than this?
November 20, 2009
#31
This Fight + Family Guy = win
Justice League
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TTJfZbXk5A
Superman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_moAtw5V2Q&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yhVFjDBhOc&feature=related
Batman
-was busy so he sent Robin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H54kd0wFkM4
Aquaman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x3U8jzvnHQ
November 20, 2009
#32
@Matapiojo: Thanks for clearing that up.
Seeing the current Roster for each, I would have to give it to the Dark Advengers. Of the group, the DAs have more power hitters and Bullseye. Also the fact they tend to kill makes this easier for them.
November 20, 2009
#33
are you crazy akuma????
what because bullseye can throw dart fast he is more effective than this?
Power rings as used by various wielders have exhibited (but are not limited to) the following effects:
-Creates solid ‘light energy’ which is only limited by the mind
-Constructs of green ‘solid-energy,’ often of tremendous size and/or complexity.
-Flight, including flight at speeds beyond that of light.
-Instantaneous flight across the galaxy and to other galaxies through wormholes.
-Plasma bolts.
-Ability to walk through walls by traveling through ‘the Fourth Dimension’ [Alan Scott]
-The rings can act as semi-sentient computers, including accessing the Book of Oa, a massive database of everything from the laws of the Guardians and the Corps to the history of the universe.
-Time travel (One solitary power ring cannot generate enough power for time travel. Several power rings are needed to complete this feat.)
-The rings are still reliant on the lantern-shaped power batteries, but no longer limited to 24 hours’ charge as they originally were. Kyle Rayner’s ring was the first ring to absorb more power than originally thought, having stored the main power battery’s energy following its explosion on Oa.
-Telepathic powers.
-Translation of virtually all languages.
-Force field generation.
-Radiation, including simulated kryptonite radiations.
-Generate “earplugs” to block out all telepathic communication and manipulation.[-Render user invisible
-Green Lantern: Rebirth revealed that only a certain type of willpower can use the ring effectively, as evidenced when Green Arrow's "cynical" willpower barely allows him to generate a single arrow and leaves him exhausted after this feat.
-Put humans into a state of suspended animation [9]
-Fast healing of wounds.
-Size manipulation allowing ringbearer to grow or shrink in size.
-In Green Lantern: First Flight Sinestro was able to “reconnect synapses” in the brain of a dead criminal in order to extract information via a kind of guided discussion.
Hardly
November 20, 2009
#34
Yes, the Green Lantern will be very hard to deal with by any member of the Dark Avengers.
However, so would The Sentry for JLA. I am not 100% on how they would actually match-up, but those two are the only ones capable of dealing with the counterpart effectively.
As for the rest…
I can see Venom and Plastic Man squaring off. I would probably give that exchange to Venom, but I may not know all the details pertaining PM.
Then we have Firestorm. This guy is another power-hitter for the Justice League. I could see either Iron Patriot or Moonstone going after him. I’d probably give Moonstone the better chances, but I still am not 100% on that outcome.
If IP didn’t square with FS, then I can see Osborn going for Doctor Light. I know that Moonstone would have probably been a better match for her, but MS’s intangibility will be essential to fight FS, and the IP can still shield numerous attacs from the Dr. while still dealing a good amount of damage back.
Then we have the friggin god of war. I see Ares going ape-shit on Red Tornado. His tactical supremacy coupled with his incredible physical attributes, superior to most other Olympians, would be a good threat to the DC andriod. Wish he was fighting the Vision instead, but Ares is an epic fight regardless.
Vixes vs. Daken. The mutan’s healing factor and pheromone manipulation would likely be the deciding factor. However, I am against the wall wether or not these traits would be available for Vixen to mimic. While it could give her a great advatage, Daken still has the Murasama element in his claws. It is likely that he would win that exchange.
Finally, there is Zatanna. Aaaahhhhh, Zatanna. This is the ONE thing that the Dark Avengers would have NOTHING to counter. The only hope they have is to have Hawkeye overwhelm her with ranged attacks. Maybe he unleashes enough of them to actually land a lucky lethal shot. Not likely.
Like I said, I am not sure who would win this just yet. There are two very unpredictable elements to consider. Zatanna’s magic, and Sentry’s “Void” powers. Victory would be anyone’s guess once the fight gets to that point.
November 20, 2009
#35
Zatanna and Sentry own. I think this would be close but I’m going with the Justice League here as they have both the Green Lantern and Zantanna and while The Sentry is possibly more powerful than one of them he couldn’t beat both and I’m not sure if he could beat Zatanna at all.
November 20, 2009
#36
“I can see Venom and Plastic Man squaring off. I would probably give that exchange to Venom, but I may not know all the details pertaining PM.”
Everyone here knows Venom’s powers but I think you are seriously underestimating Plastic Man, he may not sound particually powerful but he’s actually quite a powerhouse:
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Patrick_O%27Brian_(New_Earth)
I’m not even sure if Vemon could even really hurt him whereas he could just grow giant and squish Venom like a bug.
November 20, 2009
#37
“whereas he could just grow giant and squish Venom like a bug.”
Not underestimating at all. It’s just that Gargan’s Venom got quite the power boost. It is said that with the ability of growing in size and mass as he can, he could take on the likes of Juggernaut and Hulk. His strength limit is not known.
Couple that with all the other crazy Venom/Gargan powers and the man is a veritable powerhouse.
November 20, 2009
#38
So are we using the Dark Avengers? Well, my Marvel fanboyism wants me to give this to the Marvel team but I have difficulty seeing this happen.
Sentry might be able to beat most of the JLA listed by using his signiature move: “Throw them into the sun” but Zatanna, Firestorm and GL would be major problems.
November 20, 2009
#39
before we start tossing people into the sun, lets not forget that GL has that capability as well… and while its not quite his thing… a few of his friends start flying that way he might be so inclined…
November 20, 2009
#40
i think sentry could probably take them both, but im probably underestimating zatanna
November 20, 2009
#41
Zatanna is sexy.
…
Yeah I don’t have much to contribute.
November 20, 2009
#42
the only chance the avengers have to deal with Z is ares… since powerful enchantments against beings of magic, like gods (Ares), are able to restrict her as well, preventing her to access enchanted places or dispel the adverse charm
November 20, 2009
#43
Ares isn’t like Khorne, i doubt he is immune to magic…else how would the gods fight?
Megan fox as Zatanna…NOT Wonder Woman…that’s just perverse…
November 20, 2009
#44
You are slightly off, Sam.
Ares is indeed well versed in magic, and he is inherently warded against many magic effects. However, he is still succeptible to powerful enchantments, and Zatanna is no slouch in this department.
I think she will be able to harm Ares, but I also think she will be fairly preocupied with the barrage Bullseye can lay on her. If the ruthless killer catches onto her spellcasting limitations, he could potentially neutralize her magics altogether. The man can unleash a rain of ranged attacks incredibly faster than her ability to cast.
Unless Z is preppared to deal with such an oponent ahead of time, something that doesn’t happen in Factpileverse, she WILL be caught off-guard.
November 20, 2009
#45
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November 20, 2009
#46
@ To all smarter than me in the world of Comics
Does Team Marvel have any one able to go FTL speeds? I know, Green Lantern has such speed, plus with his power, he will be very hard to take down. I believe Sentry has such speed, but I can’t say for sure……
- the pondering fool
November 21, 2009
#47
@pf
the sentrys has such an abilities, and much much more, such as the ability to reform himself after being killed and completely destroyed, as far as has been revealed nothing can truly kill this guy (so far as i no)
November 21, 2009
#48
Those are the current teams? Dear lord, most of those people weren’t even B-listers in my day…
No opinion barring the choices of teams (Not on Mata’s part, on Marvels and DC’s) so I’ll leave this to the experts. Sentry does seem to be the deciding factor here, I presume hes gotten over his agoraphobia, because if not, Green lantern could supply a lovely little green box to trap him in.
I know sentry could likely burst out of that in seconds, but if he’s too busy hyperventilating then maybe not.
Of course, that only matters is Sentry still has those problems.
November 21, 2009
#49
Those are the current teams? Dear lord, most of those people weren’t even B-listers in my day…
No opinion barring the choices of teams (Not on Mata’s part, on Marvels and DC’s) so I’ll leave this to the experts. Sentry does seem to be the deciding factor here, I presume hes gotten over his agoraphobia, because if not, Green lantern could supply a lovely little green box to keep him nice and safe.
I know sentry could likely burst out of that in seconds, but if he’s too busy cowering then maybe not.
Of course, that only matters is Sentry still has those problems.
November 21, 2009
#50
“@pf
the sentrys has such an abilities, and much much more, such as the ability to reform himself after being killed and completely destroyed, as far as has been revealed nothing can truly kill this guy (so far as i no)”
Thanks mate. And if he can truly reform from a total physical destruction…..eh, things don’t seem to look quite well for the Justice League. But doesn’t he have a weak mind? Or should I say, a mind that if very fragile at times? I remember in World War Hulk, it took quite a long time to convince him to help…..
- the pondering fool
November 21, 2009
#51
@ PF: Sentry is a schizophrenic, meaning that he has difficulties while fighting. He needs to use his vast psychic powers to keep the other personas in line, or else the Void will take over.
November 21, 2009
#52
“@ PF: Sentry is a schizophrenic, meaning that he has difficulties while fighting. He needs to use his vast psychic powers to keep the other personas in line, or else the Void will take over.”
Isn’t the Void the “anti-thesis” of the Sentry? Like his evil Half? That is quite unfortunate, having to use enormous amounts of will power in order to just keep control of your body……’
- the pondering fool
November 21, 2009
#53
I actually rather like that about the Sentry. He’s not all “I’m sooo awesome, and perfect at everything” like Superman.
November 21, 2009
#54
““I’m sooo awesome, and perfect at everything” like Superman.”
This is actually a common misconception about supes.
Despite being a flying brick,he has alot of conflicts.Mainly the fact that he has to hold-back constantly and dealing with people who are just massively powerful.
November 21, 2009
#55
“This is actually a common misconception about supes.
Despite being a flying brick,he has alot of conflicts.Mainly the fact that he has to hold-back constantly and dealing with people who are just massively powerful.”
True true. I mean, think about any super-villain he usually faces. If he really wanted to crack down, he would move at FTL light, go around them, lobotomize them with his heat vision and save the cat in the burning tree. But that wouldn’t really be a very “boy-scoutish” as his friends call him. With his amazing assortments of powers, he always holds back……sometimes annoying, but I guess, necessary if you want the comic to last more than 2 pages long.
- the pondering fool
November 21, 2009
#56
Isn’t Moonstone immune to magic? And personally, I think Sentry would smack down the Green Lantern pretty easily. Especially if the Void is unleashed, since it is uses a tendril that attacks the mind, causing them to experience past traumatic events. Since The Lantern’s powers are dependent on his confidence and will power (the same with Zatanaa) this would be a major problem for the two most powerful Avengers team mates.
Plus Ares is a major powerhouse.
November 21, 2009
#57
Err… JLA members I meant
November 21, 2009
#58
@Jwlynas
he overcame his agoraphobia already and also with the box, thats claustrophobia
@pf
yes he reformed from total destrustion by morgan le fey, and reformed back at the base, he also can bring people back from the dead, as shown when he did this with his wife, and has been described as having “the power of 10 million exploding suns. And his power is not limited to any one capability, nor to only his concious mind.” plus he no longer requires the human necessities, more of a fun fact there
November 22, 2009
#59
Not canon,but sums up superman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_YhK66NoQU
November 24, 2009
#60
how is it that superman? thats gladiator right?
January 11, 2010
#61
Normally, i’d be rooting for marvel. But seeing as how this isn’t as big a group, and there are no real magics in the Avengers (currently) i’m gonna go with JL. Although Sentry might be a problem for Sups…
February 12, 2010
#62
the avengers have the hulk and that’s something worth posting.
March 15, 2010
#63
Well at the present the Sentry is currently in void persona fulltime and Ares is i guess dead since Sentry ripped him in half,i don’t know if that factors in to this but i’ve seen Green Lantern’s will overpowered over and over by Supes brute strength. So in my opinion Sentry takes that.I wouldn’t overlook vixen being able to mimic abilities of everyone concerning Sentry’s molecule controling ability. things could get hairy for Dark Avengers in a hurry.But clearly Dark Avengers have a heavy advantage as far as intellegence, Brute strength, and hand to hand combat. Vixen fighting smart and Zatanna being able to speak are the wild cards. Firestom is a goof off too often and i have a feeling he’d be taken out early. perhaps. either way i believe overall JLA has a slight advantage.
March 15, 2010
#64
“either way i believe overall JLA has a slight advantage.”
Maybe, maybe not. You are overlooking how Daken’s power may influence the actions of the opposition. Also, bullseye may WTFOWN Zatanna’s ability to cast, if not outright kill her. Al it takes is for a couple of pebbles picked up from the street to her throat.
March 15, 2010
#65
I did’nt speak on Daken’s phermone thing he does because of his tendency to mess with his teammates and the possibility of him straight up backstabbing the team. Thats where my slightadvantage came from. I factored in bullseye but i got to thinking about how everyone but in the JL flies except plasticman and Zatanna (limited flight)so i figured he’d stick close to her considering his pervness and red tornado by default would be most effective down there as well. But who knows?
April 15, 2010
#66
Ok this wont settle anything but to just set it straight:
JLA: Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Latern, Flash, Martian ManHunter, and Aquaman; Avengers: Capt. America, Ironman, Hulk, Thor, Giantman, Scarletwhich, and She Hulk.
These are undisputed members regardless or groups, issues, worlds, universes, etc.
These are the players and if head to head, things are naturally going to favor the JLA. Why? Lets be honest, they are a group and have been. Regardless of their individual powers and abilities, they will function as a group while the avenger, though powerful, are not totaly organized. For starters, who leads the avengers?
In the JLA side its so obvious who their leader is but for the avengers, the Cap has trouble keeping the others in-line, esp HULK. I worship the HULK and head to head with the SUP, I know HULK will win but as a group. The JLA is just too darn organized to take on regardless of anything else.
But I still wish the Avengers would KICK ARSE though! Go HULK!
April 15, 2010
#67
I know there will be alot of hostile rxn about what I said but if anyone out there could prove that Captain America can b1tch $lap the other avengers the way Superman does with the other justice leaguers(exept for Bats coz he creeps out everyone) then I would say the Avengers would win. Until then, regardless of the infinite powers and abilities both sides have,
JLA WINS.
April 15, 2010
#68
This reminds me, the question we are asking is who would win in a fight? Analyzing the initial comments you would notice that everyone is basing their answers by pitting up individual superheroes from each side. We say “this group has this guy, that group doesnt/ they have magic, this group doesnt/ this guy can take on that guy, but no one from the other side can take on this guy/ this guy has infinite strength, that guy has infinite growth/ that guy’s black, this guy’s white.”
We seem to be judging the outcome by means of INDIVIDUAL powers and abilities if they were to fight one on one. If we say that, we might as well change the question to who would win in a fight individualy. Why dont we just change the question to who would win in a fight between the sup and the cap, bats and iron, wonderwoman and thor. To logicaly answer who would win you must look at the question in a general view. And if we still continue to base our answers as to who and how many members are in both groups, then I would like to suggest that we change the question to a more accurate one like:
1. who has a bigger boner? Giantman or Apache chief
2. who has a bigger rack? Wonderwoman or Spider-woman
3. who is harder, down there? Hulk or Superman
4. who is the bigger pimp? Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne
5. who gets off faster? Flash or Quicksilver
6. who has a hotter cousin you may want to bang? Superman or Capt. America
7. who can name 50 states and the capital cities faster? Martian man-hunter or venom
8. who gives the best head? Zatana or She Hulk
9. whos the bigger tool? The Steel or Thor
10. who would make better sushi? Aquaman or Namor
11. whos power would last longer? Green Lantern or the energizer bunny
12. whos louder? Black Cannary or Nancy Pelosi
you decide
April 21, 2010
#69
Sentry would kill them all, sadly, except for Hulk and MAYBE Supes.
May 12, 2010
#70
Thor with Odin Power and Dr. Strange versus Ztanna
June 29, 2010
#71
how to I post vs. match-ups?