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Jolly Green Giant Vs Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Jolly Green Giant Vs Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Suggested by shaun182

For this battle, the combatants will meet in New York City to determine bragging rights. While Stay Puft might have a size advantage, I think the Jolly Green Giant has an athletic edge that will prove to be what’s needed to deliver victory.

What say you?

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31 Comments
  • thekinghippo
    January 6, 2010
    #1

    WTF I have no idea. Ill wait for what others are gonna say

  • shaun182
    January 6, 2010
    #2

    lol it got on, thanks admin.

  • Whacko
    January 6, 2010
    #3

    First, EPIC!

    Second, no idea.

  • Hitman H94
    January 6, 2010
    #4

    ha ha ha gud 1 shaun
    but i think due to size th marshmallow would win

  • Jwlynas
    January 6, 2010
    #5

    Marshmallow isn’t all that tough. I think the Jolly green Giant comes out on top here. He’s fighting a giant pillow. The worst it could do is try to suffocate him, and it’s not like he couldn’t eat his way through.

    No, Stay Puft is going down, again.

  • shaun182
    January 6, 2010
    #6

    while im sure marshallow man is larger, im not sure its by all too much
    also hes made of marshmallows so the green giant might be able to tear chunks
    from him, buts lets so what other people think.

    oh, and here is an old jolly green giant tv ad, but he likes my pychotic then
    jolly to me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDbKlaWgR3Q

  • thekinghippo
    January 6, 2010
    #7

    from expierience I could say sweetcorn is indestructable, but lets not talk about that

  • shaun182
    January 6, 2010
    #8

    “oh, and here is an old jolly green giant tv ad, but he likes my pychotic then
    jolly to me.”

    looks more pychotic than jolly, i ment.

  • Asger
    January 6, 2010
    #9

    “and it’s not like he couldn’t eat his way through”

    Ah, but will the health-crazed giant sacrifice his rigid diet to save his life?

    I’m just joking, but I’ll give this to Jolly Green, simply because he’s solid.

  • Kenny C.
    January 6, 2010
    #10

    Should be fairly obvious who wins this.

  • AHEM
    January 6, 2010
    #11

    : O

    . . . . . . . . . .

    Stay Puft is one ugly motherf*cker! Hell, if I look at that sickening smile for too long, I’ll probably have nightmares tonight.

    Jolly Green Giant for the win.

  • TheSorrow
    January 6, 2010
    #12

    Stay Puft seems much more vicious than the Jolly Green Giant. I mean, it is a demonically possessed bag of marshmallows. That has to be an advantage.

  • Asger
    January 7, 2010
    #13

    @ TheSorrow:

    Any opponent I can beat with just a campfire and some sticks isn’t all that intimidating.

  • shaun182
    January 7, 2010
    #14

    i might be when its the size of building, and powered by the pure evil of
    gozer the destroyer.

  • Asger
    January 7, 2010
    #15

    Scratch that then. I’ll get out a bonfire instead.

  • Jwlynas
    January 7, 2010
    #16

    Can’t imagine either of them like fire too much.

    Marshmallows on a stick versus popcorn..

  • AHEM
    January 7, 2010
    #17

    “Can’t imagine either of them like fire too much.

    Marshmallows on a stick versus popcorn..”

    Maybe it will come down to who can figure out how to use fire against their adversary without burning themselves. I’d favor the JGG, if only because he’s more familiar with nature and stuff that goes with it.

  • Master G
    January 7, 2010
    #18

    Is it the stay puff from GB cause if it is then thats the end of that.GB stay was an uber powerful ghost monster.

  • JMT
    January 8, 2010
    #19

    Um, admin? My computer is loading the mobile version.

    Just sayin’

  • Whacko
    January 8, 2010
    #20

    I think he’s noticed. All my comps have failed at getting the page right since yesterday, there’s definitly something he’ll get straight as quickly as possible.

  • chewie6000
    January 8, 2010
    #21

    earlier on my pc was loading a messed up version of the ‘pile but it seems to be fine now i’ve switched to a laptop. Also I’ve noticed that on the laptop, the comments apear in seperate boxes whereas they appear within each other on my pc.

    anyway the match…
    JGJ wins this I reckon as he is more athletic etc…

  • AHEM
    January 9, 2010
    #22

    Isn’t SPMM literally made out of marshmellow? If he is, then it shouldn’t be a difficult task for something that has even vaguely human-like athleticism and strength extrapolated to a larger scale to tear him apart.

  • John Anen
    January 12, 2010
    #23

    I hate the evil marshmellow. Green Giant pwns him.

  • PaPPa JUDAS
    January 12, 2010
    #24

    I thought that Mr Staypuft is the avatar for an evil summerian god that sounds like pwnage to me

  • Kenny C.
    January 12, 2010
    #25

    “I thought that Mr Staypuft is the avatar for an evil summerian god that sounds like pwnage to me”

    - Who was limited to the form of a giant marshmellow man…. the damn thing could barely move!

  • shaun182
    January 13, 2010
    #26

    But would his marshmellowness, allow him to absorb blows from the JGG.

  • Whacko
    January 13, 2010
    #27

    Dunno. But his marshmellowness would at least make it easy to eat him. Green giant could wrestle him to the ground and eat his legs.

    Of course, though, Stay Puft is badass.

  • shaun182
    January 13, 2010
    #28

    thats a lot of marshmellow to eat, and i imagine taking huge bites out of him is going to piss him off and he did once crush a church by standing on it, and climbed a building so he no slouch either.

  • Whacko
    January 13, 2010
    #29

    It is a lot to eat, but it is a lot of man to eat with. If anyone can eat that, the green giant can

    And Stay Puft is still badass.

  • AHEM
    January 14, 2010
    #30

    Isn’t the Green Giant this hardcore mascot of vegetable eating? Why in the name of all that is holy would he want to eat MARSHMELLOW?

  • PaPPa JUDAS
    January 19, 2010
    #31

    Staypuft took hits from four nuclear accelerators burst into flames and kept on coming Green giant sells broccoli

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