Suggested by shaun182
For this battle, the combatants will meet in New York City to determine bragging rights. While Stay Puft might have a size advantage, I think the Jolly Green Giant has an athletic edge that will prove to be what’s needed to deliver victory.
What say you?





January 6, 2010
#1
WTF I have no idea. Ill wait for what others are gonna say
January 6, 2010
#2
lol it got on, thanks admin.
January 6, 2010
#3
First, EPIC!
Second, no idea.
January 6, 2010
#4
ha ha ha gud 1 shaun
but i think due to size th marshmallow would win
January 6, 2010
#5
Marshmallow isn’t all that tough. I think the Jolly green Giant comes out on top here. He’s fighting a giant pillow. The worst it could do is try to suffocate him, and it’s not like he couldn’t eat his way through.
No, Stay Puft is going down, again.
January 6, 2010
#6
while im sure marshallow man is larger, im not sure its by all too much
also hes made of marshmallows so the green giant might be able to tear chunks
from him, buts lets so what other people think.
oh, and here is an old jolly green giant tv ad, but he likes my pychotic then
jolly to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDbKlaWgR3Q
January 6, 2010
#7
from expierience I could say sweetcorn is indestructable, but lets not talk about that
January 6, 2010
#8
“oh, and here is an old jolly green giant tv ad, but he likes my pychotic then
jolly to me.”
looks more pychotic than jolly, i ment.
January 6, 2010
#9
“and it’s not like he couldn’t eat his way through”
Ah, but will the health-crazed giant sacrifice his rigid diet to save his life?
I’m just joking, but I’ll give this to Jolly Green, simply because he’s solid.
January 6, 2010
#10
Should be fairly obvious who wins this.
January 6, 2010
#11
: O
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Stay Puft is one ugly motherf*cker! Hell, if I look at that sickening smile for too long, I’ll probably have nightmares tonight.
Jolly Green Giant for the win.
January 6, 2010
#12
Stay Puft seems much more vicious than the Jolly Green Giant. I mean, it is a demonically possessed bag of marshmallows. That has to be an advantage.
January 7, 2010
#13
@ TheSorrow:
Any opponent I can beat with just a campfire and some sticks isn’t all that intimidating.
January 7, 2010
#14
i might be when its the size of building, and powered by the pure evil of
gozer the destroyer.
January 7, 2010
#15
Scratch that then. I’ll get out a bonfire instead.
January 7, 2010
#16
Can’t imagine either of them like fire too much.
Marshmallows on a stick versus popcorn..
January 7, 2010
#17
“Can’t imagine either of them like fire too much.
Marshmallows on a stick versus popcorn..”
Maybe it will come down to who can figure out how to use fire against their adversary without burning themselves. I’d favor the JGG, if only because he’s more familiar with nature and stuff that goes with it.
January 7, 2010
#18
Is it the stay puff from GB cause if it is then thats the end of that.GB stay was an uber powerful ghost monster.
January 8, 2010
#19
Um, admin? My computer is loading the mobile version.
Just sayin’
January 8, 2010
#20
I think he’s noticed. All my comps have failed at getting the page right since yesterday, there’s definitly something he’ll get straight as quickly as possible.
January 8, 2010
#21
earlier on my pc was loading a messed up version of the ‘pile but it seems to be fine now i’ve switched to a laptop. Also I’ve noticed that on the laptop, the comments apear in seperate boxes whereas they appear within each other on my pc.
anyway the match…
JGJ wins this I reckon as he is more athletic etc…
January 9, 2010
#22
Isn’t SPMM literally made out of marshmellow? If he is, then it shouldn’t be a difficult task for something that has even vaguely human-like athleticism and strength extrapolated to a larger scale to tear him apart.
January 12, 2010
#23
I hate the evil marshmellow. Green Giant pwns him.
January 12, 2010
#24
I thought that Mr Staypuft is the avatar for an evil summerian god that sounds like pwnage to me
January 12, 2010
#25
“I thought that Mr Staypuft is the avatar for an evil summerian god that sounds like pwnage to me”
- Who was limited to the form of a giant marshmellow man…. the damn thing could barely move!
January 13, 2010
#26
But would his marshmellowness, allow him to absorb blows from the JGG.
January 13, 2010
#27
Dunno. But his marshmellowness would at least make it easy to eat him. Green giant could wrestle him to the ground and eat his legs.
Of course, though, Stay Puft is badass.
January 13, 2010
#28
thats a lot of marshmellow to eat, and i imagine taking huge bites out of him is going to piss him off and he did once crush a church by standing on it, and climbed a building so he no slouch either.
January 13, 2010
#29
It is a lot to eat, but it is a lot of man to eat with. If anyone can eat that, the green giant can
And Stay Puft is still badass.
January 14, 2010
#30
Isn’t the Green Giant this hardcore mascot of vegetable eating? Why in the name of all that is holy would he want to eat MARSHMELLOW?
January 19, 2010
#31
Staypuft took hits from four nuclear accelerators burst into flames and kept on coming Green giant sells broccoli