Well…I think this is a movie where the best parts are seen in the trailer. We all know how it’s gonna end, but I wonder how many will go see this just because of Megan Fox. I still remember watching Transformers 2 in the theater and the first scene with her in it, had just as many cheers as when Optimus Prime saved Sam.
My guess? The total take for this movie will be 25 Million…
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September 24, 2009
#1
Well, Kenny feels uneasy because maybe he will share the same shiver as David had.
September 24, 2009
#2
I got the Mesmetron ready and a new slave collar with Kenny’s name on it.
September 24, 2009
#3
That collar would be Kenny’s ticket to Paradise Falls. Contact Euolgy for the new product
September 24, 2009
#4
Way ahead of you the problem he is holding out on us. Kenny worth 2000 caps however Euolgy is only going to pay us 1000 caps for him so I have to put him in his place.
September 24, 2009
#5
@Megaraptor18
wait, what are you? Her henchman?
September 24, 2009
#6
I like to be known as her Gentleman
September 24, 2009
#7
Then that means Eulogy’s head must be taken also.
@Blood_Dancer
Magnum is my right hand and the harbinger of my unfathomable hunger for flesh.
September 24, 2009
#8
Well Diana I guess your the new owner of Paradise Falls the caps will be rolling in and so will the flesh for your hunger
September 24, 2009
#9
Ah, i see. he’s the guy who stands up for you and deals with your problems. And you are like a Godess
September 24, 2009
#10
@ Diana, Mega, Blood Dancer
Okay, why they hell am I’m being used like cattle?
September 24, 2009
#11
So you want to be ripped apart by Diana than being cattle
September 24, 2009
#12
@ Mega
I’m beginning to think that this equation is valid.
Kenny + Diana = Dead Kenny
September 24, 2009
#13
Here is my equation
Mega + Diana = Super Fun Time
September 24, 2009
#14
That doesn’t cancel out my equation.
September 25, 2009
#15
@ Mega.
Super fun time. Dude, so many ways that could be taken. And her gentleman? No way man. Get some EXP with the ladies first. Diana always destroys her puppets my friend.
Now what would I need to kill me a diana? Hmmmm
Well I know my trusty colt would do it, but what type of munitions? Hmmmm.
Lets try this..
/ Finds mega and fills him with lead.
Ok that works.
/finds Diana and blows large chunks out of her body with tunsten coated bullets.
You see you these damn thing cost so much to make? ITS TUNGSTEN FOR GODS SAKE!!!
September 25, 2009
#16
/Mega then taps David on the sholder and says/
David those were again robotic surrogates Diana hasn’t leave her base of operations for some time now and I shooting me is a waste of ammo for you seens I am also another robotic surrogate. You want to find out where Diana is do you.
/David lowers his pistol/
She has always been in Megaton that is her base of operations. I ordered the charging of the guards in two hours. I set everything up for you when you get there wait to the guard company to leave the replace guard company will arrive in 30 mins. That is your window you enter Megaton and she will be in the Church of Atom. After your done meet me in Tenpenny Tower there you will get your reward.
September 25, 2009
#17
Why are you telling me this?
Well its the only way I will destry Diana.
Travels to destination
Hmmmmm, Guardsmen. they are in my way.
10 minutes later and the guardsmen are all dead.
Right lets get this show on the road.
Walks to the church of Atom.
makes sure Pyrotex gloves are on. Pistol fully loaded, spare clips ready.
OK LETS GO!!!
September 25, 2009
#18
No wait, I have a better Idea.
” Space marine, this Is David calling. I need 8 earthshaker rounds on my position ASAP. Target verifed as the Church of atom. Target is 50 meters tall and 60 across. You have my clearance to open fire. Danger. Close.
I would like to see Diana get herself outta that one. HAHAHAHA
David slowly walks away from bombardment area. Pulls out a can of Demon energy drink and cracks it open.
Glug glug.
Its good stuff this.
( Demon energy is a NZ brand of energy drink. It makes stupid energy drinks like red bull and power horse look gay )
September 25, 2009
#19
/At Tenpenny Tower Mega and Diana looks at Megaton from the top floor/
Earthshakers ah… Am suprise that the Atomic bomb in the middile of the city didn’t go off. Well the good news is that I ddin’t murder the civilian population in Megaton those Earthshakers did all of the damage needed.
/Looks at the Megaton Atomic bomb detonator/
If this doesn’t get him than no problem propaganda we can gain from this will be just as good. I can see the headlines David’s Earthshakers set off the Megaton atomic bomb destroying the city and wiping out the population.
/Mega then pushes a button on the detonator and Megaton’s Atomic bomb goes off destroying the city. Mega and Diana watches Megaton turn into a pillar of fire and smoke/
Now lady Diana no one will stand in the way of Project Enlightment
September 25, 2009
#20
OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David reaches into his pocket. He pulls out his philosphers stone.
I wish I didn’t have to do this…..
As the wave of explosive rolls over David, he stabs the stone into his arm. David’s molecular structure is broken down by the nuke, but regenerated by the stones energy, only to be broken down by the nuke, then to be regenerated again.
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After the bomb had disapated, David forces his head off the ground. He looks up at the utter devastation that he had survived. David looks at his arm, the glowing red stone inbedded in his flesh.
David points his arm in the air, and snaps his fingers. A miniture nuke blasts heat over his body.
Strange, I set that to go off at 40000 feet.
/Gets up off the ground, and looks up at tenpenny tower. Two figures survey the scene.
SNAP!
Diana- Is that a fireball coming at us Magnum?…….
September 25, 2009
#21
David looks at demon can burned into the ground.
YOU BASTARDS!!!!!! YOU OWE ME A NEW DEMON DRINK!!!!
September 25, 2009
#22
SHUT THE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK UP!!! I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! I’m sorry, but you all are responsible for the death of Factpile…and no, I’m not counting everyone because I have no problems with Draco, Space Marine, or Marche…they are the only members I would consider “cool” that regularly post here anymore…
September 25, 2009
#23
Sapper is also cool, forgot about him
September 25, 2009
#24
Ok, pretty much everyone other than Kenny C, David, and Diana are fine, although they would be too if they stopped all of this roleplaying bullshit…goddamn I mean even Space Marine said it was annoying!!! Stop it already!!!
September 25, 2009
#25
@ Baron
Dudddde Its all in good fun. We all know Megan Fox is shaggable, theres no point arguing that point. Just have fun mate
September 25, 2009
#26
Megan Fox is not the point, it is just annoying to see that every thread I go on to see all of that…it would be the eqivalent of my bringing Sir Dan into a conversation where he has no relevance
September 25, 2009
#27
Meh, Its fun, you should try it baron. Its like the point has already been proved so what else are we supposed to do?
September 25, 2009
#28
David, Diana, kenny, there’s a grand place for that on the forums, which all three of you go to. Lets try and keep it out of the main site shall we?
Also @”We all know Megan Fox is shaggable, theres no point arguing that point. Just have fun mate”
Not with a ten foot sterilised barge pole. Would rather dip my lower body into a Sarlacc pit while being honey glazed.
September 25, 2009
#29
Typical brit. Wouldn’t know a good shag if it hit him in the head. LOL
( Not in an offense way )
September 25, 2009
#30
“Typical brit. Wouldn’t know a good shag if it hit him in the head. LOL”
Austin Powers seems to disagree….
And guys, I recommend you go here.
http://www.factpiletopia.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=262
September 25, 2009
#31
@Space Marine
As for the record you are the one who recommend us here in Megan’s thread…
September 25, 2009
#32
And i’ll recommend you in this one for good!
September 25, 2009
#33
@ Baron and SM
God man buzz kills
“but you all are responsible for the death of Factpile”
Dude the lack of good topics is responsible for the “death of Factpile” (Even though Factpile is slowing down not dieing) no one is hardly debating anymore
Also might I since the lack of dabting how are we going to reach the 100K deadline set by admin. I’m waiting for you answer
Oh and mext use the magic word it works alot better than writing in full caps
September 25, 2009
#34
@ Mega
The got a point though Mega. All these off topic comments only help to derail threads and may even discourage others to post.
We need to start having these back and forth conversations in the forums.
September 25, 2009
#35
Yours is ok but not epic at all here is a far better one
http://www.factpiletopia.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=263
September 25, 2009
#36
“Typical brit. Wouldn’t know a good shag if it hit him in the head. LOL”
Hmm… Self defense verbal lashing versus keeping a topic on topic…
The movie looks like it was originally conceived to be a straight to dvd movie, and then Megan Fox became popular so they decided to up the budget.
Seriously, The Faculty was bad enough. This movie just looks like Means Girls meets the bad parts of a buffy series.
“You kill people!”
“No, I kill boys”
Basically, “Ew, boys are icky, lets throw rocks at them” Mentality at its worst…
September 25, 2009
#37
Looks at the comment counter… aw crap MegaRaptor pulled ahead of me…. i can fix that
September 25, 2009
#38
Megan Fox has toe thumbs, which is a massive turnoff at closer inspection.
September 25, 2009
#39
@L-W I said that earlier…
September 25, 2009
#40
Space Marine’s thread has been moved to a more appropriate location:
http://www.factpiletopia.com/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=262&p=2682#p2682
I encourage all to go there for your role-playing needs to keep the clutter away from the posts on the main site.
September 26, 2009
#41
“@L-W I said that earlier…”
No you didn’t.
September 26, 2009
#42
“@L-W I said that earlier…”
“No you didn’t.”
Check Comment 51
September 26, 2009
#43
@ L-W
True, but to be fair, he did say that her thumbs were weird.
September 26, 2009
#44
Semantics my dear friend… Semantics.
September 26, 2009
#45
Weird is naught but a flippant remark, but I put dibs on toe thumbs.
September 26, 2009
#46
Thanks matapiojo…I really needed that. Now we are free from the role-play bull.
September 26, 2009
#47
And so Megan’s thread would be left.
September 27, 2009
#48
“Would rather dip my lower body into a Sarlacc pit while being honey glazed”…
ROFLOLOLOLOLOL knowing you used this metaphor seriously makes it hilarious