Suggested by Battra Boy
The evil cube appears on Bruce Banner’s doorstep, and out of curiosity, he accidentally opens the gateway to Pinhead’s domain. Meat hooks suddenly spring from out of nowhere and trap Banner. Pinhead appears and informs Banner of the eternal pain and agony that is in store for him as Pinhead will spend eternity getting to know Banner’s flesh.
Banner then starts transforming into Hulk. Can Hulk defeat Pinhead and the five Cenobites accompanying him?





October 15, 2009
#1
hulk is gonna smash those nails even deeper in the head of our sunny and always happy mr pinhead.
October 15, 2009
#2
Hulk smash weird emo guy with nails in head.
October 15, 2009
#3
Hulk will rip out all those nails, And replace them with adamatium needles. Then punch him in the face. Reapeatedly.
October 15, 2009
#4
“Hulk will rip out all those nails, And replace them with adamatium needles. Then punch him in the face. Reapeatedly.”
I am liking that idea very much so. Anyway, I find it hard to believe anything Pinhead has in his arsenal is going to penetrate, let alone hurt the Hulk’s skin. Green Man ANGRY!!
- the pondering fool
October 15, 2009
#5
Old hulk, it might take a while.
New hulk, he’d be running hell if he cared about such things.
October 15, 2009
#6
From reading a quick wiki entry of the Cenobites…they don’t seem to have anything that can damage Hulk o_O
So yeah, I agree with all the posters above…though I expected something better from the ‘keepers of hell’.
October 15, 2009
#7
Well you can’t be so sure that even the hulk is invulnurable .
October 15, 2009
#8
Well, firstly I wanted this to be the “Movie” Hulk as comically Hulk has some pretty damn unstoppable powers.
October 15, 2009
#9
“Can Hulk defeat…”
Yes.
October 15, 2009
#10
“Can Hulk defeat…”
Yes.
And so it shall
October 15, 2009
#11
ya….im not sure hulk would even break a sweat
October 15, 2009
#12
“Hulk smash puny pin-cushion man!”
October 15, 2009
#13
I think Pinhead might have this one after he is in his own domain
October 15, 2009
#14
“hulk is gonna smash those nails even deeper in the head of our sunny and always happy mr pinhead.
Hulk smash weird emo guy with nails in head.
Hulk will rip out all those nails, And replace them with adamatium needles. Then punch him in the face. Reapeatedly.
“Hulk smash puny pin-cushion man!”
NO! It is not hands that calls us, it is DESIRE!
October 15, 2009
#15
“His magic is also used for creating objects out of thin air, teleporting, creating explosions at distances and deceiving opponents with illusions. ”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinhead_(Hellraiser)
While a physical game favors the Hulk more then Pinhead, his ability to create illusions so realistically that they can physically touch you gives Pinhead more of an advantage then you people are giving him. With these, he could make the Hulk continue fighting his past constantly until he can no longer continue, or make him calm down to be reverted back to Bruce Banner.
And this is if Pinhead before his Inhuman evil manifests.
October 15, 2009
#16
@AkumaTh
he wont tired out, but making him revert back might work, assuming pinhead knows anything about how the hulk works, which, so far as we know he dosnt
@diana
nice quote but what does that have to do with anything?
October 15, 2009
#17
@Akuma: You seem to forget that if Banners life is in any way endangered he becomes the Hulk,and Pinhead would have to kill Hulky in order to win. One example here from the superb Incredible Hulk: The last Titan.
http://i34.tinypic.com/w6vf9.jpg
October 15, 2009
#18
@ ss
Well given that Pinhead sees Banner turning into Hulk he will most likely figure that out and given his ability to create illusions and the fact that Hulk is in Pinhead’s world Hulk has an up hill fight.
October 15, 2009
#19
At ss: Pinhead has the ability to read minds. So I bet he could.
Also, I get Diana’s quote. Even if someone gave it to Bruce and he did it for fun, Pinhead would not go after him, but the person who gave it to Bruce. So in short, this battle will never happen.
@Asger: He has ways around that. I’ve seen one of the Hellraiser series having him make a guy relive events constantly for all eternity.
October 15, 2009
#20
in that case it is a plausible strategy, if he can keep hulk as banner
October 15, 2009
#21
also id he gets more that “im mad” out of the hulks mind
October 15, 2009
#22
I always thought the hellraiser movies were very gory and I would always look behind me when Im wathing the movie.
October 15, 2009
#23
“if he can keep hulk as banner”
As I was once told,
Yeah…no
October 15, 2009
#24
How exactly would Hulk kill a being like Pinhead?
October 15, 2009
#25
@Locutus
Well he has screwed up reality before with just pure strength. If he gets angry enough then Pinhead gets smashed out of reality.
October 16, 2009
#26
@ PC
“Well he has screwed up reality before with just pure strength. If he gets angry enough then Pinhead gets smashed out of reality.”
I don’t know PC that is some long odds for Hulk to do that. In fact some of the info I learned from resaerching this that in fact by the looks of it Hulk is in hell for a lack of a better word. Also looking at Pinhead’s abiliies create illusions so realistically that they can physically touch you, as AkumaTh as stated.
Hulk has an uphill battle here.
October 16, 2009
#27
Hasn’t Hulk shown resistances to dark magic in the past?
October 16, 2009
#28
Also, Pinhead’s chains (from Satan’s Torture Chamber) can also change shape at will, so basically Pinhead can rip into the Hulk’s flesh, then expand the chain to something say, the size of a bus.
October 16, 2009
#29
@Hulk boff’s
Does banner have any “instant regeneration” that the hulk does?
“Pinhead can rip into the Hulk’s flesh, then expand the chain to something say, the size of a bus.”
but does he have the “poweroutput” to do that?
again, i don’t know much about old hulk…
October 16, 2009
#30
hulk has a regenerative factor i believe
October 16, 2009
#31
@Sam: Whenever Banners life is in danger he becomes the Hulk.
e.g someone tries to shoot Banner. As soon as that trigger is pulled he begins to transform into the Hulk.
October 16, 2009
#32
@asger
ah,but what if pinhead hits banner with a suprise attack? I’m not doubting the hulks strength or muscle density…im curious as to whether or not banner could survive pinhead’s sneaky dealings
October 16, 2009
#33
“hulk has a regenerative factor i believe”
I forgot which comic is was, but it was pretty crazy how fast Hulk’s regenerative ability is. Quicksilver (similar to the Flash of DC, but no where as fast), had an adamantium knife (or dagger), and raced to strike Hulk. As he cut the Hulk around his stomach, the flesh that was open immediately started to go back together. Now of course, this is happening in under a second or two. The Hulk’s flesh eventually heals right up the point where the cut is being made, and then hardens (or grows tougher) before the adamatium blade, knocking it out of the Hulk’s body. Pretty crazy ability he has…..
- the pondering fool
October 16, 2009
#34
Well,Pinhead would have to know that attacking Banner head-on would be suicide before resulting to sneak attacks.
I imagine that a sneak attack would harm Banner,but shortly thereafter Pinhead would be looking at a 12-foot tall very angry green man.
October 16, 2009
#35
Well, if you think about it. Limitless amounts of Satan’s torture chains attack you can have a pretty negative effect. Could Pinhead also starve Hulk of Oxygen and restrain him?
October 16, 2009
#36
Tie a brutal perfect tie Pinhead while not having as much fun with his head games can torture Hulk for eternity and Hulk will come back a new stronger chalange each time capable of giving what he recives which will not deter our favorite cenobite but rather excite him he is there after all to experience pain as much as give it.
October 17, 2009
#37
On the subject of magic,if the Sorcerer Supreme had difficulty getting into the Hulks mind,what allowes Pinhead to do it as easy as people are making it out to be?
October 17, 2009
#38
Indeed. And didn’t the good prof. X also fail in his attempt to control the hulk?
But asger, its old hulk we’re dealing with here. Does he have the same mental fortitude
October 17, 2009
#39
What you forget is, Pinhead is not merely a sorceror or magician. He is the demon guardian of Hell, forged from Pandora’s box.
October 17, 2009
#40
Not Pandoras Box ….the Puzzle Box or Lament configuration and Pinhead is Hells General and he is the only one powerfull enough to have escaped the pillar of souls but yeah With the kinda stuff Pinhead does to your mind it’s not about control it’s about playing games with you untill you destroy yourself to escape
October 18, 2009
#41
@sam
where does it say old hulk?
October 19, 2009
#42
k, considering that having HOOKs tearing your skin off (presumably to be fed to the pengvins) either upsets you or pisses you off, i doubt that Ol’pinnie would like to STOP inflicting pain (and anger) on the jolly green giant.
therefore we can assume that hulk becomes mad to the point of causing an antimatter singularity and recreating the effects of the dawn of time, thus causing the GEOM to randomly manifest and kick the universes ass, using a hedgehog launcher as a weapon
October 24, 2009
#43
“therefore we can assume that hulk becomes mad to the point of causing an antimatter singularity and recreating the effects of the dawn of time, thus causing the GEOM to randomly manifest and kick the universes ass, using a hedgehog launcher as a weapon”
I just really don’t know what to say after that………wow. uhm, well…..yeah, i give up….
- the pondering fool
October 28, 2009
#44
my job is once again. done.
(an apc breaks the wall down, i dunno leaps in, the apc reverses into the sunset. the building once again collapses)
July 8, 2010
#45
That would be nice and all…if they used the same type of matter as we do. Pinhead wins. Spiritual/physical properties > Physical.