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  • Johnnyquest
    July 28, 2010
    #1

    First!! With that out of the way, nice post Laharl. Funniest thing I’ve read in a very long time.

  • TheSorrow
    July 28, 2010
    #2

    “NO! MY MIND REJECTS IT!”

    Funny stuff.

  • Cargo
    July 28, 2010
    #3

    I miss his one-liners…

  • Megaraptor18
    July 28, 2010
    #4

    dude you just blew my mind…. That would be awsome right there….

  • Syncourt
    July 28, 2010
    #5

    Who is Duke Nukem? He sounds familiar…

  • ΩOmegaClawsΩ
    July 28, 2010
    #6

    Wait, wasn’t this a joke made by the developers at 3-D Realms?

    That said, if it were true then my opinion of MC would be forever changed. In a good way that is.

    (no, I don’t hate MC, I just can’t stand how overrated he is)

  • overlord
    July 28, 2010
    #7

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

  • ΩOmegaClawsΩ
    July 28, 2010
    #8

    Oh, and to answer syncourt’s question..

    Duke is essentially a character who hasn’t had an official appearance since the 1990′s. It’s understandable why most might not know of him. However, you could easily look up Duke on wikipedia or something for sufficient information.

  • Blood Dancer
    July 28, 2010
    #9

    WTF?!

    What Happened to my post? Did admin delete it?

    Did you admin? Did you delete it?

  • Cjrodarte
    July 28, 2010
    #10

    I don’t know what to say about this.but still nice find laharl.

  • midnite marauder
    July 28, 2010
    #11

    @Syncourt-Who’s Duke Nukem? Dude when did you start gaming? Duke Nukem has to be the funniest FPS character ever created. His personality is basically a mixture of Bruce Cambell and pop culture movies.

  • Laharl
    July 28, 2010
    #12

    Duke nukem is the FPS king.
    Effectively having more personality than the chief.

  • Cpt Olimar
    July 28, 2010
    #13

    This is full of win.

  • Negative Zero
    July 28, 2010
    #14

    Hmmmmm…….I don’t ever remember Master Chief ripping the head off of a Covenant and crapping down it’s neck. Funny stuff though.

  • Orpheus12
    July 28, 2010
    #15

    “Hmmmmm…….I don’t ever remember Master Chief ripping the head off of a Covenant and crapping down it’s neck. Funny stuff though.”

    He was being conservative, and he was trying to keep his identity a secret so he could make an dramatic appearance on earth, unfortunately he’s in space now.

  • Baron Somebody
    July 28, 2010
    #16

    What’s with the very last pic? Kinda weird if you ask me…

  • Syncourt
    July 28, 2010
    #17

    Ahh, that explains why I have never played any of his games. Thanks ΩOmegaClawsΩ and midnite marauder.

    Oh…and to answer your (rhetorical) question, I started gaming roughly 4-5 years ago.

  • Kenny C.
    July 28, 2010
    #18

    Actually….. it makes sense.

  • midnite marauder
    July 28, 2010
    #19

    @Syn-That’s why. Duke Nukem 3-D came out in 96. I was 7 then. Good times.

  • _1538
    July 28, 2010
    #20

    yes, The Duke is epic

    to get a tint of his stuff go to a sound board or, for the full blast play his game! OR in this case….play halo.

  • chewie6000
    July 29, 2010
    #21

    That’s one giant fart in the second tile.

  • Laharl
    July 29, 2010
    #22

    “That’s one giant fart in the second tile.”
    That is just how epic he is his normal farts kill entire armys.

  • ΩOmegaClawsΩ
    July 29, 2010
    #23

    Just a side question. Have most Duke Nukem 3-D players also experienced the prequels, Duke Nukem 1 and 2? They’re just as classic and I think Duke 3-D might have overshadowed them.

    Here’s a gameplay video of Duke Nukem II. (Warning: He’s not wearing his sunglasses)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YFa5sjjItU&feature=PlayList&p=D4D4B6D769E20E37&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=1

  • Expert
    July 29, 2010
    #24

    I loved the comic and it was good but it got me to thinking about a larger picture on things..
    I think its about time people look at things and say enough is a enough. Duke Nukem was great when it came out and I loved it. It was one of my first true taste of online first person shooter multiplier. But I feel like the 80′s and 90′s all these great ideas came out for tons of things. Movies, games, clothing, whatever… Now the 2000′s have all been about redoing all that crap over and over again. Let’s reboot this. Let’s make this game again exactly how it was just with better graphics and people will by the same old idea over and over again.. Well it needs to stop here.. I mean Lets get some new ideas out there. There is just too much old stuff… Then on top of that a lot of times they remake something and it’s just worse then it once was. I saw its time we shut the vault. Reopen it in like 50 years when it will be really new to everyone. And just work on new fresh things..

  • Required: Name
    July 30, 2010
    #25

    I always knew Duke wouldn’t go away DUKE NUKEM FOREVAAAAA!!!!

  • chuckforest
    July 30, 2010
    #26

    I always knew Duke wouldn’t go away DUKE NUKEM FOREVAAAAA!!!! y

  • Pondering Fool
    July 30, 2010
    #27

    This is indeed quite humorous.

    - pf

  • chewie6000
    July 30, 2010
    #28

    Holy sh*t….

    I agree with expert.

  • Zervziel
    July 31, 2010
    #29

    Holy cow, this is ancient! I saw this a couple years back.

  • overlord
    July 31, 2010
    #30

    I’m pretty sure expert is jealous that his face wasn’t what chief looked like. . .

  • Envoy
    August 1, 2010
    #31

    He’s here to kick ass and chew gum, so blow it out your ass.

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