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Halo Fans Vs Xena Fans

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Who’s more zealous?

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  • Asger
    February 6, 2010
    #1

    Well, while the majority of the older Halo fans spout nothing more then gibberish about how Master Chief can kick Galactus into the sun or some shit, they don’t posess the sheer ignorance that a Xetard posesses. No matter the opponent, they will claim that Xena will overcome them because ‘she’s like SOOO pretty and she has chakarm’.

  • Envoy
    February 6, 2010
    #2

    I say halo fans, because the flood are aparantly a bigger threat than the tyranids.

  • TheSorrow
    February 6, 2010
    #3

    The pictures tell me all that any needs to know.

  • atlantis
    February 6, 2010
    #4

    admin where did you get those pictures

  • admin
    February 6, 2010
    #5

    @atlantis – Google

  • Expert
    February 6, 2010
    #6

    GREAT! job on those pics Admin!

  • Diana
    February 6, 2010
    #7

    Recommendation for boys: Halo

  • Spellca
    February 6, 2010
    #8

    I have to say Halo fans primarily due to their “Spartan lazer” and “superhuman strength” overestimations and because Halo continuous has new parts of the universe added to just fan the flames for halo fanboys/girls. Although this does put Xena at a disadvantage and also, the Xena show and overall mainstream presence of Xena seems to have died down while Halo is still being pumped into popular culture in almost every way.

    Halo fans have crazy beliefs and insane beliefs about Microsoft’s favorate supersoldier. Such as “Galactus into the sun”, a Spartan Lazer or NOVA bomb being standard issue weapons for a Spartan-II and the list goes on and on. Xena seems to be matched against more Middle Age, fantasy or mythological characters in the “swords-and-sorcery” genre while Chief takes on science fiction in its unlimited forms. Therefore, I believe Halo fans have this mental belief that their Spartan can combine a high-powered lazer and a mystical “luck” ability and defeat any threat from any universe regardless of the evidence against it.

  • Kenny C.
    February 6, 2010
    #9

    I’m sensing….. basis….. from admin…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

    Anyway, I say they that the Xena fans are more fanatic, because while MC is a supersoldier with some powerfully weapons (save vehicles and the Epic Fail Rifle), Xena has a sword…. and the ability to flip and twirl.

  • Marche
    February 6, 2010
    #10

    “because the flood are aparantly a bigger threat than the tyranids.”

    Not as bad as someone saying that Half of marvel would be needed to take xena down.

    No i am serious someone said that.

  • Spellca
    February 6, 2010
    #11

    @ Marche

    Are you serious? If you could actually find me that exact quote, I could have fun with that knowledge.

  • AHEM
    February 6, 2010
    #12

    Hahaha! Awesome!

    They’re both ridiculous fan maniacs, but I’m going to go with the Xena fans being worse/more zealous. As bad as Halo fans can get at times, they’re arguments at least have some sort of basis in truth. Even “omg he’l splazor dem!” or “he cun lift plus 67+ tons!” are at least arguments derived from points that have a shaky basis in reality, even if they are misinformed or overestimations. Xena fans, on the other hand, tend to just say, “Xena will win! Xena always wins!” no matter who she’s fighting or what, without bringing up any points or strategies at all.

    Besides, any group that contains even one individual who states that Xena could fight half the Marvel Multiverse before going down wins the fantard award in my book.

  • Spellca
    February 6, 2010
    #13

    @AHEM

    Consider my argument void, AHEM has basically proven the facts.

  • Hitman H94
    February 6, 2010
    #14

    i gotta play halo more often

  • Megaraptor18
    February 6, 2010
    #15

    Is that a guy dressed as Xena

    The Halo pic is well……..

    check 1:57 mark of this video….That is how I am reacting to it

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtY1RYNV6TE

    Liquid Anger!!!!!

  • ss
    February 6, 2010
    #16

    id have to say xenas, atleast halo can be fun on multiplayer

  • Skrunks
    February 6, 2010
    #17

    Xena fans are far far worse. Just take one look at any of the Xena vs. Conan threads. They claim that Xena’s a god slayer and can take down Thor :/

    At least with Halo fanboys, they do have some slight basis in reality. MC has used stuff like Nova bombs or Spartan Lasers…. it’s just silly.

  • Pondering Fool
    February 6, 2010
    #18

    Just check the Xena threads…..it hurts my eyes when they try to argue Xena can beat Darth Maul…..

    - pf

  • AHEM
    February 6, 2010
    #19

    “Xena fans are far far worse. Just take one look at any of the Xena vs. Conan threads. They claim that Xena’s a god slayer and can take down Thor :/”

    They said the same thing on the actual Xena vs. Thor thread . . . and the Xena vs. Kratos thread, and several others.

    “Just check the Xena threads…..it hurts my eyes when they try to argue Xena can beat Darth Maul…..”

    The real kicker is, as lopsided as Xena vs. Maul was, it was almost evenly matched compared to some of the fights the fantards claim that Xena could win. I mean, Xena vs. Marvel’s Thor? WTF?

  • John-117
    February 6, 2010
    #20

    If you read my name,you know who I’m siding with…

  • Pondering Fool
    February 6, 2010
    #21

    “The real kicker is, as lopsided as Xena vs. Maul was, it was almost evenly matched compared to some of the fights the fantards claim that Xena could win. I mean, Xena vs. Marvel’s Thor? WTF?”

    Well, apparently her “SUPER CHAKRAM!!!!” can somehow, block Thor’s strongest attacks…….when you see the blind leading the blind, you just feel sad for the entire human race as a whole…..

    - pf

  • tartarsauce
    February 6, 2010
    #22

    I think Marcus fenix should also be mentioned.
    A lot of the fanboys believe his chainsaw can cut through any material, and be able to hit regardless of range.
    Just go to Mc vs Marcus.
    Yeah I may agree with you on the Xena fans, but Mc fanboys just seem to ignore all logic and reason. (Me excluded)

  • John-117
    February 7, 2010
    #23

    I sort of want to hug the Xena fans because of the mass sorrow.

  • Spellca
    February 7, 2010
    #24

    “I think Marcus fenix should also be mentioned. A lot of the fanboys believe his chainsaw can cut through any material, and be able to hit regardless of range.”

    I have noted that also but I believe that Halo fans and Xena fans have more of a legacy behind them that is larger then Gears.

  • AHEM
    February 7, 2010
    #25

    “Well, apparently her ‘SUPER CHAKRAM!!!!’ can somehow, block Thor’s strongest attacks…….when you see the blind leading the blind, you just feel sad for the entire human race as a whole…..”

    You know things are bad when “super chakram” is someone’s best argument . . . because its hardly the worst they have.

    If anyone who is inexperienced with Xena fans wants a demonstration . . . go check out the original Conan vs. Xena thread. It’s basically 180 comments of that kind of thing.

  • Yamato-kun
    February 7, 2010
    #26

    At least MC is somewhat badass, and has won some decent matches, IMO Xena is just a dumb bitch with a sword.

  • sapper007
    February 8, 2010
    #27

    okay… so additive question…

    If you were forced to date either a Xena fan or a Halo Fan, which and why?

  • Asger
    February 8, 2010
    #28

    Judging by the pictures…
    Yeah, I think I’d take the Halo fan.

  • Hitman H94
    February 8, 2010
    #29

    “Judging by the pictures…
    Yeah, I think I’d take the Halo fan.”
    who wouldnt

  • sapper007
    February 8, 2010
    #30

    wait… does the blonde have an adams apple???

  • AHEM
    February 8, 2010
    #31

    “At least MC is somewhat badass, and has won some decent matches, IMO Xena is just a dumb bitch with a sword.”

    A good point.

    Heavens, am I glad there isn’t an MC vs. Xena thread. The fantard attacks on both sides would be explosive.

  • Whacko
    February 8, 2010
    #32

    AHEM, shut up. Someone is bound to request it if you splash the idea all over this thread. And the fantard crusades on admins locaion would force him to comply.

  • The Guy Who is Actually Intelligent
    February 8, 2010
    #33

    Don’t know much about Xena (or it’s fans) so imma just say Halo fans because of the rediculous crap they be sayin’.
    For example:
    Master Chief can kill Wolverine. Never mind the fact that you can’t, unless you get close enough to rip his head off. He’ll cut you in half if you do.
    Ooh, my personal favorite: Master Chief can PWN Samus! Spartan LAZAR, Sticky grenade, NOVA Bomb, Energy Sword and a thousand other things! I really love how they randomly list things, say there are a bunch of possible methods, but only use the aforementioned methods. They also never logically explain these methods either. If Xena fans are more radical than this, then Damn. Ya’ll have no logic do you?

  • Whacko
    February 8, 2010
    #34

    The worst MC fans say MC can beat up Superman in a fist fight (i’m serious) but Xena fans are also shit. And they are worse on average.

    Oh, new thing from my school: xena and richard rahl teaming up can beat up Chaos-buffed Horus, Kharn and the LIVING TRIBUNAL all at once, Xena being the star of the show. OUCH.

  • Asger
    February 8, 2010
    #35

    Whacko, do me a favour. Next time your in school, call the people that said that fucking retarded.

    One little gem I remember is someone saying MC could survive Magneto’s attack using a bubble shield. Or how MC can suvive a lightning strike from Cole McGrath, because his armour is made of ‘future metal’.

  • Envoy
    February 8, 2010
    #36

    “AHEM, shut up. Someone is bound to request it if you splash the idea all over this thread. And the fantard crusades on admins locaion would force him to comply.”
    too late
    *hits submit*

  • The Guy Who is Actually Intelligent
    February 8, 2010
    #37

    Not sure who Kharn and dem is, but I know they are insanely powerful. And as far as I’ve heard, Xena is just a badass (if that much) normal. BUT, According to fanboys, MC is invincible and could single handedly defeat the flood and covenant, even though he explicitly nearly lost to both WITH ASSISTANCE. BY AN ARMY. What say you, Xena fanboy/girl h8ers?

  • orpheus12
    February 8, 2010
    #38

    Well the fanboys that claim that MC could beat Samus at least apply logic to their statements, they’re just being ignorant.
    Xena fans just say that she would win because she’s awesome.
    “Mc winz cause he haz splazor”, its more like an on-going joke, but some of the fanboys are just too lazy to do any research.

  • Marche
    February 8, 2010
    #39

    “MC is invincible and could single handedly defeat the flood and covenant, even though he explicitly nearly lost to both WITH ASSISTANCE. BY AN ARMY.”

    According to xena fans,she could beat any god because she beat them in her show.

    Gods>>>>Covenant and Flood.

  • The Guy Who is Actually Intelligent
    February 8, 2010
    #40

    “She beat them in her show?”
    This is a lie right? If not, then the fanboy arguments may have some truth. If she already beat gods so, couldn’t she beat another? (never seen the show, so don’t flame me if I’m dead wrong.)

  • Marche
    February 8, 2010
    #41

    Yes,she beat god.However not on said gods are not on the same power as say…Multiversal gods.

  • Whacko
    February 9, 2010
    #42

    The gods she beat sucked. End of story.

  • orber
    February 9, 2010
    #43

    i think halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn’t afraid of anything

  • Asger
    February 9, 2010
    #44

    Doesn’t afraid of anything indeed….

  • sapper007
    February 9, 2010
    #45

    Im doesnt afraid of speak cheddar…

  • Skrunks
    February 9, 2010
    #46

    “This is a lie right? If not, then the fanboy arguments may have some truth. If she already beat gods so, couldn’t she beat another? (never seen the show, so don’t flame me if I’m dead wrong.)”

    The logic would be like saying Colonial Oniel from Stargate could take down Kratos. Clearly his Assault Rifle is imbued with holy powers capable of actually injuring a God since he killed the Sun God Ra. (Even though the Sun God was an alien infesting a human body and fully suceptable to you know a normal gun.)

    That’s about as logical as a Xena argument is.

    Oh and for the record, I’d totally date a Halo fan. Did once, she was quite attractive. And while Halo fans are pretty crazy, if you sit down and explain to one of them in person why they’re wrong, the usually submit when they don’t have the anoninimity (sp?)of the internet. Xena fans are just………

    ……something else altogether.

  • AHEM
    February 9, 2010
    #47

    “too late
    *hits submit*”

    Oh, d@mnit, I shouldn’t have said anything.

  • Whacko
    February 9, 2010
    #48

    AHEM…damn you.

  • The One Sin
    February 9, 2010
    #49

    Maybe its because I never really touched zena threads here, but I really don’t have an opinion on them. I’m sure they’re just as fucktarded as MC worshipers, but I have no experience with them to refer to.

    But ahhhh Halo fans. You guys blow my mind. To be fair I’ll say that Expert and Hotshot aren’t the best representatives for your group. I have to hand it you guys though, you will argue all day. I admire that devotion. You guys would have been perfect for the crusades.

  • Whacko
    February 9, 2010
    #50

    “Whacko, do me a favour. Next time your in school, call the people that said that fucking retarded.”

    I already did that. But that statement is not as moronic as a MC statement from the same people that I shared on the site some time ago. According to this group, let’s call them the Ultimate Fucktards, MC can take on TOAA, The Creator, another omnipotent being whose name still escapes me and Godkiller. Three omnipotents and an individual that hunts down omnipotents and eat them for breakfast. These 4 would all fall before the Petty Officer. Reason is, of course, the dreaded splazor. Cause none of these guys can outperform ANYTHING MC does, right?

    /facepalm/

  • Skrunks
    February 9, 2010
    #51

    I so can’t wait for the MC vs. Xena fight. ADMIN! POST IT! POST IT NAO!!!!!

  • Asger
    February 9, 2010
    #52

    I was sorta’ hoping he’d post Xena vs Captain America. Or Xena vs Baron Zemo. Or Xena vs Dante. Or- You get the idea.

    Thing is, it won’t be as funn as you guys are hoping. There’s only one Xena troll that ever visits the site, and it’s a rare occurance.

  • Prime Chaos
    February 9, 2010
    #53

    @Skrunks

    Its O’neill with 2 “ll” and actually he is pretty epic in the fight department. His sarcastic wit and ability to screw the Goa’uld over along with the rest of SG1 provided no end of amusement to seeing the Goa’uld’s faces when talked to like they weren’t gods.

    On Topic. I totally believe Xena fans are worse.

    Off Topic again. I hate to tell Twilight Haters this but…they are making a Twilight for the Wii !!!! Dear god! Will it ever end?

  • Whacko
    February 9, 2010
    #54

    “Off Topic again. I hate to tell Twilight Haters this but…they are making a Twilight for the Wii !!!! Dear god! Will it ever end?”

    My bro has a Wii, and a girl at school made him interested in Twilight.

    Help me.

  • Kenny C.
    February 9, 2010
    #55

    ” My bro has a Wii, and a girl at school made him interested in Twilight.

    Help me.”

    - How old is the brother and I will make the appropriate solution based on the family discipline chart of the C. family.

  • Whacko
    February 9, 2010
    #56

    He’s 9. He regularly brings friends over, and they’re ALL hooked. Man, if there is a god, he hates me.

  • Envoy
    February 9, 2010
    #57

    “My bro has a Wii, and a girl at school made him interested in Twilight.

    Help me.”

    All you can do is pray, after you kill it with fire….

  • Kenny C.
    February 9, 2010
    #58

    Considering the age……. let him reach puberty for this plan.

    1) Ask him if he likes Twlight

    - If Yes Continue to 2
    - If No say ” Great, I’m glad my brother is not a faggot!”

    2) Ask him why he likes Twlight

    - If he answers with something that you disprove of, continue to 3
    - If he answers with a remotely heterosexual answer, be happy he’s only bicurious and then hope he grows out of it.

    3) Ask him if his balls have dropped.

    - If yes, punch his balls and then say “Well that proves it…. you’re only a man physically then!”
    - If no, wait until he’s older – repeat process.

  • Asger
    February 9, 2010
    #59

    Whacko, listen carefully. Buy a DVD of Hellsing Ultimate and show it to your brother and his friends when you parents aren’t around. That should snap them away from Twishite.

  • orber
    February 9, 2010
    #60

    be carefull whacko….of they bite you, you will end the same.observe them carefully…a cure is being made my friend…its code named space marine a upcoming game for 360/ps3.observe your brother and if he doesnt snap out of it force him behind the space marine game and watch as your little brother turns into a true manly adult!

  • Kenny C.
    February 9, 2010
    #61

    @ orber

    I CAN’T wait for that game….. I want to be the one with the hammer and jump pack…. or the heavy bolter marine.

  • orber
    February 9, 2010
    #62

    im really looking forward to it too.though im more hyped for chaos rising since i rlly like the way DOW2 plays and works,

  • Yamato-kun
    February 9, 2010
    #63

    Does anybody know the launch date for space marine, because I WANT that game.
    Also, Whacko, I fully endorse the plans in posts 57-60. And if those all fail, give him the largest injection of pure testosterone you can get your hands on. An estrogen filter in his blood stream would probably help as well.

  • orpheus12
    February 9, 2010
    #64

    @ yamato
    Some where in 2012.

  • ScreamPaste
    February 9, 2010
    #65

    ““Off Topic again. I hate to tell Twilight Haters this but…they are making a Twilight for the Wii !!!! Dear god! Will it ever end?”

    My bro has a Wii, and a girl at school made him interested in Twilight.

    Help me.”

    ….I am so, so sorry. :(

  • Yamato-kun
    February 9, 2010
    #66

    “Some where in 2012.”

    NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I thought it would be sooner than THAT, how long have they been working on this game?!?!?!?

  • Sergey
    February 20, 2010
    #67

    Whacko, next time at your school, tell them that Horus is infused by FOUR gods that live in another dimension with no laws of physics, and then tell them he’s immortal and would come back. Tell them if they think a human can stand up to Horus, that they’re idiot Xenatards.

  • chuckforest
    July 23, 2010
    #68

    tell your brother goodbye and put him down… hard.

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