The Emperor Protects? If you read the fine print on the back, there is a 2% chance of the Condom breaking, with a 10% chance of being sacrificed to the Golden Throne.
I don’t want kids OR to be consumed by the immortal Emperor.
Thepocalypse June 4, 2009 #7
Guy: I need a weapon *whips it out*
Girl: Yank me chief!
Marche June 4, 2009 #8
I prefer condoms made by stark,because you KNOW its durable.
June 3, 2009
#1
I quit playing halo for a reason.
Splatter Spree!
June 3, 2009
#2
There is only one brand I trust:
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/1883/emperorbrandcondom.jpg
EPIC – Admin
June 3, 2009
#3
Hey! Did you get into my bedroom dresser?
Those are awesome
June 3, 2009
#4
“EPIC – Admin”
HAHAHAHAHA!!! – Indeed!
June 3, 2009
#5
L…………….O………….L
June 3, 2009
#6
The Emperor Protects? If you read the fine print on the back, there is a 2% chance of the Condom breaking, with a 10% chance of being sacrificed to the Golden Throne.
I don’t want kids OR to be consumed by the immortal Emperor.
June 4, 2009
#7
Guy: I need a weapon *whips it out*
Girl: Yank me chief!
June 4, 2009
#8
I prefer condoms made by stark,because you KNOW its durable.
June 4, 2009
#9
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha funniest picture ever
June 4, 2009
#10
I have a far better contraceptive: A WoW account. There is less than half a percent chance of unwanted pregnancy, or sex.
June 4, 2009
#11
Just wondering….where can I buy a bunch of these? Or perhaps even LOTR ones?
June 5, 2009
#12
Now we can finally stop The Flood lol
June 5, 2009
#13
“I have a far better contraceptive: A WoW account. There is less than half a percent chance of unwanted pregnancy, or sex.”
Hey, hey, hey…lets keep it clean, I know married couples that play that game together.
June 5, 2009
#14
LOL! The Warhammer 40k one is even more epic. I know what im using in the future!
June 5, 2009
#15
does it have a flavor, i mean on the halo brand?
I suppose that HIV is totally eradicated in the 40th Millenia
June 5, 2009
#16
“Hey, hey, hey…lets keep it clean, I know married couples that play that game together.”
there’s the other half percent.
June 5, 2009
#17
“does it have a flavor, i mean on the halo brand?”
Certainly, the cordite from battle rifle rounds.
June 7, 2009
#18
“Certainly, the cordite from battle rifle rounds.”
Ewww….that’s nasty……Instead of cooling a “cake” it warms……
June 7, 2009
#19
“I don’t want kids OR to be consumed by the immortal Emperor.”
I’d rather be consumed.
August 8, 2009
#20
Hey, Chief could use it to suffocate people, or other things…………
February 2, 2010
#21
without these condoms
i get a 3x Splatter spree
with these condoms
I stop the Flood
(see what i did there)
April 15, 2010
#22
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL