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Gunslingers Vs Ninjas Vs Zombies Vs Pirates

A long overdue match for the ultimate in bragging rights.

Who wins?

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  • Albert Wikowonkavitz
    July 5, 2009
    #1

    Gunslingers easily take down zombies, with, well, guns. I don’t want to go down the ninja VS pirate route again, but feelings are that it’s pretty much stealthy assassins VS hobos with boats.

    I think either the gunslingers or the ninjas could take the other down…

  • Skrunks
    July 5, 2009
    #2

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  • Jwlynas
    July 5, 2009
    #3

    At first I read this as Gunslinger Ninjas versus Zombie Pirates. A far more impressive match-up.

    Overall, gunslingers win. Revolvers beat Shurikens, flintlock pistols and teeth, and if this is a fair match then ninjas don’t start hiding in the shadows.

    All hail the mighty bullet!

    the results do change swiftly if we go fiction over fact, as with the other matches of this type.

  • DivineChaos88
    July 5, 2009
    #4

    I say that this depends on what type of area they’re in. For the most part though, gunslingers have da advantage.

  • cyborg pirate ninja jesus
    July 5, 2009
    #5

    i think that regardless of the skills of the others the zombies will just become too numerous to fight off.

    so i think that gunslingers would lose to pirate because they are basically the same except pirates have boats which can be used as a retreat for them or they can use the cannons to stop them from being able to move.

    imo ninjas beat pirate because the assasination skills that they have means that 1 or 2 could take down a large number of the pirates without being seen.

    and zombies could eventually beat them all because they constantly grow in number and they never tire so regardless of how good of a fighter you are you will eventually drop from exhaustion and then be turned into more zombies…….

    they should have a match plants vs zombies lol

    GRAINS!!!!!!!!……..(vegetarian zombie)

  • Tim
    July 5, 2009
    #6

    Thanks for doing this one admin. I’m really looking forward to this and I’m going to comment more on this later because I’m too busy to do so properly right now.

  • The One Sin
    July 5, 2009
    #7

    Gonna have to say Zombies, again.

  • Blood Dancer
    July 5, 2009
    #8

    Tough call. Pirates are cunning, flashy and barbaric, gunslingers might have some honour on them, ninjas are shrewd and incredibly deadly and zombies are the wild cards here, uncapable of thought and acting on instinct. I go with the ninjas, their lack of honour might just do the trick.

  • MaestroSkills
    July 5, 2009
    #9

    >.<

    http://www.factpile.com/pirates-vs-zombies-vs-ninjas

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    Anyway, I would say the gunslingers win this because well…. they have guns?

  • Belisaurius
    July 5, 2009
    #10

    Pirates are out of the running fairly quick, they can’t truely wipe out any particular faction and the zombies eat them alive. Sure, they can blast away with grape shot at range but you get one brain muncher on a crowded galleon and forget it, your not leaving that boat without bitemarks.

    Gunslingers can score headshots at twenty paces and always carry more ammo. Between that and their preferance for wide open spaces and they can run circles around zombies. Expert gunslingers tend to get a sixth sense about ambushes, ninjas can’t take them in the field. They are, however, very easy to seduce, a side effect of not getting any for weeks at a time.

    Ninja’s slaughter zombies,newbies infiltrate undead territory and assassinate each zombie as a means of practice. Pirates aren’t perceptive enough to conquer, or even locate ninja villages, while gunslingers tend to let their guard down.

  • Marche
    July 5, 2009
    #11

    probably the slingers,they have the saint o killers

  • chewie6000
    July 5, 2009
    #12

    well if its all zombies from anywhere then they have a unlimited numbers so it stands to reason that they win… I like ninjas though.

  • Baron Somebody
    July 5, 2009
    #13

    Gunslingers, I mean nobody has the right tools to even get near them…the zombies may infect some pirates, but all that does is make them even easier to shoot and kill…and unless this takes place within a crowded space, the ninjas are screwed

  • Darth Destro
    July 5, 2009
    #14

    Here’s how I see this going down.

    Pirates storm the beach and enter the city. They then meet a hoarde of zombies who immediatley attack. The Pirates take out a sizeable portion before going under, with only two small groups who escape.

    The gunslingers ride in and immediatley pwn the fleeing group of pirates. Thus forewarned of trouble, they cautiousley enter the town. They quickly meet the zombies and dig in at an abandoned saloon.

    Meanwhile, the ninjas enter the town.(Sticking to the roofs, of course.) They arrive in time to see the last group of pirates meet their fate at the claws of the zombies. They charge in and start slicing. When that is taken care of, Sensai sends a small group to patrol the area. The remainder advance into the city, fighting hoards of zombies at every corner.

    The gunslingers emerge from the saloon after a long battle. They lost a few men, but took no serious casualties. They advance into the city slowly and cautiousley advance, fighting the occasional roving zombie band. The leader gets the feeling he’s being followed. Seeing a flickering shadow off to the side, he turns and fires. A dead ninja falls. The rest of the ninjas in the scouting party attack. After about five minutes the battle is decided. At the cost of five gunslingers, ten ninjas lie dead in the street.

    At this point almost all zombies have been cut to pieces, by blade or by bullet. The ninjas and gunslingers converge in the town square. The ninjas soon learn the swarm tactic is useless. They then adopt more unorthodox methods. After a long long battle, the gunslingers retreat out of the town, leaving the battered and bloodied ninjas victorius.

  • Baron Somebody
    July 5, 2009
    #15

    Clint Eastwood vs Ryu Hayabusa vs Stubbs the Zombie vs Jack Sparrow…Clint Eastwood pwns them all within 5 seconds

  • Thepocalypse
    July 5, 2009
    #16

    Zombies win. You’ve soon got an army of zombie ninja gunslinger pirates, all with an unquenchable desire for brrrraaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnsssss…

  • Space marine
    July 5, 2009
    #17

    Gunslingers, They can shoot you in the head with a revolver round in one second. With pinpoint accuracy, they would win the fight.

  • Albert Wikowonkavitz
    July 5, 2009
    #18

    Zombies are slow-moving, ambling, rotting, dumbass corpses. I think people with guns can take them out…

  • Diana
    July 6, 2009
    #19

    Are the Pirates here intended for land warfare?

  • kniget
    July 6, 2009
    #20

    this all depends on who is the gun slinger, if its John Wayne he’ll kill everything, while facing away, with one bullet and pointing his gun in another direction. Clint Eastwood would do his “im gunna fuck you up” stare and kill everything, but if its not one of those two then ninjas win cause theyre ninja

  • Marche
    July 6, 2009
    #21

    Saint of killers would kill almost any ninja or pirate.
    They just need some decent slingers to deal with the undead.

  • cyborg pirate ninja jesus
    July 6, 2009
    #22

    oh i would like to point out that in many zombie movies people with guns including police and sometimes the military have tried to combat the zombies while holed up in a shop or house and they usually get overwhelmed and then a big tank or a helicopter shows up and they escape….or they die so it wouldnt be so easy for the gunslingers to win…

  • Tim
    July 6, 2009
    #23

    I think Ninja’s would win as there are mulitiple ninja characters who could do this solo.

  • DrunkMonk
    July 6, 2009
    #24

    Ninja’s are probably worst here. If we are looking at actual history ninja’s are just farmers that trained to be stealthy assassin’s. That’s all they have, stealth. How can they beat a pirate if they have no where to hide. A pirate is smart enough to go out in the open where there is no cover for the ninja. Gunslingers are better than pirates though, but zombies could also win. It really depands how many people are in each group.

  • cyborg pirate ninja jesus
    July 6, 2009
    #25

    @tim…..i think that we arent using *special* characters just the most common form of the fighters…..for example pirates wouldnt have luffy…gun slingers wouldnt have saint of killers…ninjas wouldnt have ryu and zombies wouldnt have…..zombie hulk((cant think of a *special* zombie so i went with that)

  • Marche
    July 6, 2009
    #26

    Ok,hunslingers have range advantage so they can beat the slow moving zombies.
    pirates vs ninjas…..
    Well thats one of lifes great mystery’s,while pirates are known for having guns,ninjas have ranged weapons of their own.
    But again,gun slingers would have a vareity of weapons to choose from.

  • midnite marauder
    July 7, 2009
    #27

    I think the gunslingers would win based on the fact that they have better tech then the other groups. The gunslingers are from the wild west late 1800 if I am correct which means they wouldn’t just have revolvers. They would also be armed with shotguns, canons of different sizes, explosives, long ranged rifles, gatling guns and many other weapons of the time period.

    the pirates are completely out classed in sheer firepower and would probably be food for the zombies based on the fact that they are armed with single shot firearms that require a lot of time to reload so unless they are well drilled ex brittish navy they will be slaughtered in due order.

    The ninja are armed with no firearms at all and are but simple farmers that use espionage and scare tactics. They may have a chance against the pirates and maybe a few zombies but against the gunslingers they are target practice.

    The zombies are the only true threat I see against the gunslingers. If these are the geniune romero zombie then every combatant killed by any method aside from brain trauma will become a zombie. The romero zombie are slow and stupid but due to the way they are created can become very problematic.
    If these are the dawn of the dead remake zombies then they would be an even more difficult menace to deal with. They are fast and strong and some will use weapons as well.
    If these are the Return of the living dead zombies then all hope is lost. These zombies are not the strongest or the fastest but they are the smartest and are virtually unkillable save for high voltage electrical shock. They are capable of working together, operating guns and cars, and can even use trickery to claim victims. They can even talk and make jokes.

    So in conclusion the outcome of this match up is determined entirely on what type of zombie is present and on how many men does each faction have.

  • Kenny C.
    July 7, 2009
    #28

    GUNSLINGERS! You can’t beat the side that could have the likes of Doc Holiday!

  • cyborg pirate ninja jesus
    July 7, 2009
    #29

    ok a big disadvantage for gunslingers and pirate…..they drink…..lots and lots and lots..sure they will be good when at they’re sober but since they are often drunk or hungover it leaves both team open for a stealthy kill and/or it will make them dissoriented and unable to accurately aim which would leave them vulnerable to zombie attack…….and please dont include special characters because then zombies will destroy everyone because they will get anyone who has died and come back to life…..i think zombies will win..take heavy losses but eventually the others will be exhaustedand overwhelmed

  • Tim
    July 7, 2009
    #30

    “…..i think that we arent using *special* characters just the most common form of the fighters…..for example pirates wouldnt have luffy…gun slingers wouldnt have saint of killers…ninjas wouldnt have ryu and zombies wouldnt have…..zombie hulk((cant think of a *special* zombie so i went with that)”

    I think that characters should be considered as well, because it’s obvious that zombies would win otherwise due to numbers and damage resistance(plus real gunslingers probably weren’t actually the amazing shots they were portayed to be in their stories) and things are much more interesting if you include characters. Plus when I posted this in the battle suggestions thread I intended it to be including both non-characters and characters.

  • Jwlynas
    July 7, 2009
    #31

    Ah, if the poster of the match says that he means both fictional and none fictional, then we have a real match on our hands.

    Gunslingers the likes of Saint of Killers, Wesley Gibson (Wanted), Jon Shannow (Jerusalem Man),Roland Deschain (Dark Tower) Vash (Stampede) The entire crew of serenity (Firefly) and damn near hundreds of others make this a match that the other three groups will struggle hugely to win. Zombies will barely even register, having a very paltry number of real names (Stubbs the zombie is the only one to come to mind, though if we include all manner reanimated corpses to their ranks this becomes very interesting. And yes, that means I’m invoking the power of Sir Dan Fortesque.

  • Matapiojo
    July 7, 2009
    #32

    “Ah, if the poster of the match says that he means both fictional and none fictional, then we have a real match on our hands.”

    Nope.

    Saint of Killers makes it a non-match. No one on any of those four factions (yes, gunslingers included) can stand up to him.

  • Jwlynas
    July 7, 2009
    #33

    Saint of Killers shoots himself in the head… What happens?

    Someone gets a hold of his guns, shoots him with them. Do they have the same effects out of his hands as they do in them?

    It only takes one of the myriad ninja killers, the vast majority of whom have something that can disarm an opponent, to take his weapon and shoot him.

    There’s always someone better.

  • Matapiojo
    July 7, 2009
    #34

    The man kicks tanks out of his line of fire quite effortlessly. Kicks. Tanks. I doubt anything is capable of loosening that grip no matter how special a ninja you are.

    Even then, his marksmanship never misses, His bullets blow up tanks, and his shots have killed the Devil (as in Satan), countless angels/archangels, AND God himself (as in the omnipotent creator of all things).

    I’d say that this match was worthwile even if you include special characters, but it really is no contest when this man is involved. Just leave him out of it and call it a day.

  • Tim
    July 7, 2009
    #35

    The Saint of Killers sounds like the most overpowered character ever thought up, how can anyone beat him!? Seriously how is a character that powerful supposed to be interesting!?

    From the sounds of things he could beat Superman Prime, Worldbreaker Hulk, Dr Manhattan, Silver Surfer and Thor with the Odinforce even if they all teamed up against him! That is just retardedly overpowered.

  • marche
    July 7, 2009
    #36

    if they can get utilize it,the saint is notoriously hard to even budge.
    although if someone had intangiblity,or prehaps some ninja or pirate was a robot….

  • marche
    July 7, 2009
    #37

    Saint of killers powers don’t work on the undead,thus his ordeal with that vampire.
    He is also hasn’t displayed much fast reaction times,so his guns could be teleported out of his hand or some how slip through them.

    I have never seen him hit someone who is intangible.

  • Jwlynas
    July 7, 2009
    #38

    Hmm.. We could always have Saint of Killers refereeing, to make sure no zombie Pirates (Captain hands from Loaded and Reloaded comes to mind) or ninja gunslingers join in….

    This could well be interesting…

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheGunslinger

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ninja

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ZombieApocalypse

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pirate

    Now we’ve got a fight on our hands!

  • lobster man 3000
    July 8, 2009
    #39

    Overall, I think the gunslingers would win.

    They could shoot the zombies brains out before they get to them, the ninjas could only get to them in close quarters, and pirates, they could maybe do a bit of damage but not elimenate them.

  • scenario
    July 8, 2009
    #40

    I invoke the power of the Space Pirates!

    But seriously, I think the zombies would win. In a normal fight, at least. Anyone with any weapons training will aim for the center of mass. ie: the torso. Pulling off a headshot is a very difficult feat. It’s a small target for one, and it’s moving; a zombie’s chaotic gait will probably throw them off more.

    But including fictional characters, I’m not sure. Perhaps if we extended zombies to undead in general it would be more interesting.

  • lobster man 3000
    July 9, 2009
    #41

    @ scenario

    Where did you get space pirates from? We’re talking normal pirates! Anyway, the gunslingers shoot to kill, and if they don’t kill it at the heart then they will shoot the head. They have almost complete percision too.

  • cyborg pirate ninja jesus
    July 9, 2009
    #42

    @lobster

    i doubt they have almost complete precision because if they did no cowboy movie would be watchable because when it goes to the big shootout with 2 vs 10 the 10 would win

    some would have near perfect but the average skill would be the 10 people that die against the 2

  • Jwlynas
    July 10, 2009
    #43

    “i doubt they have almost complete precision because if they did no cowboy movie would be watchable because when it goes to the big shootout with 2 vs 10 the 10 would win”

    I take it you’ve not seen “The Magnificent Seven” then?

    The best gunslinger movies have generall have at least one, if not all, the heroes die to huge odds.

    Generally though, if we’re talking gunslingers rather than bullet fodder, the gunslingers will be hugely skilled shots.

  • Matapiojo
    July 10, 2009
    #44

    “Generally though, if we’re talking gunslingers rather than bullet fodder, the gunslingers will be hugely skilled shots.”

    Just for emphasis. Lets take into consideration a single feat by the one I consider to be THE greatest Gunslinger of all, Roland Deschain, last of the line of Eld.

    “Tull is a small town which Roland came to during his travels. The man in black had passed through the town previously. After spending some time there, the leader of the local church becomes wary of Roland, and the town turns on him. In order to escape with his life, Roland is forced to kill every resident of the town, including his lover, Allie.”

    Taken from Wiki, but that doesn’t exactly describe what happened in detail. In the Dark Tower story, the Man in Black is a powerful sorcerer. He left an enchantment on the entire town, using the church and its priest as a catalyst. Roland had indeed spent time in the town, but when he was present at a ceremony (if I remember correctly it was out of pure curiosity), the priest started progressively chanting a ritual that sent not only the people in the church, but the entire town, into a frothing mob that only wanted the Gunslinger’s head.

    They came at him with a fury that I would compare to the infection in the “38 Days Later” films. Roland killed them all with his pair of six-shooters. All. There is no telling how many they were, but it was very many. Every single bullet was a lethal shot, and he suffered only minor cuts and bruises. Move, shoot, reload. His fingers were burnt by the scalding chambers, but that never slowed him down.

    This feat alone almost nullifies whatever the Zombies could do against the Gunslingers if it only takes one of them to down hundreds with six-shooters. Have a more modern gunslinger (Frank Castle or Max Payne, perhaps?) give Roland more advanced weaponry, and its game over for the undead, and possibly even the Pirates.

    Nijas might be a little trickier, but that’s what the other Gunslingers are for.
    /wink

  • Tim
    July 10, 2009
    #45

    @Matapiojo

    That scene is awesome and I really enjoyed reading it in The Gunslinger, which unfortunetely is the only one in the Dark Tower series i’ve read so far. Although I think it said there was 57(or something like that I can’t remember exactly) people living in the town, which is a huge amount of people to take on single handedly(especially as he came out of that fight with only relatively minor injuries). You could probably double that sort of number for the slow moving zombies in this fight as well.

    However as awesome as Roland is almost anybody from Naruto could bring him down, meaning he won’t be as useful against the Ninja’s, pirates would be quite easy for him though I should imagine. Because he is one of the best gunslingers I can think of I think that Ninja’s wouldn’t find it too hard to win this fight by dealing with Roland and the other gunslingers using their stealth and magic.

  • Matapiojo
    July 10, 2009
    #46

    Yea, Naruto ninjas do make this quite hard…But then we have Gunslingers like Vash, The Stampede (not to mention a LOT of people from that anime in general), and the uber gimped Gunslinger from the far future, Cypher:

    http://www.cloudmover.net/images/gamcardillos/cardswarhammer40k/pictures/cypher.jpg
    http://unforgivenangels.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/lord-cypher2.jpg

    Maybe a little Johnny Blaze and his OHKO Hellfire Gun:
    http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/spirits-of-vengeance/1-1.jpg

    We also have the mega broken Clerics from Equilibrium:
    http://backstreettroy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/equilibrium_21.jpg

    How bout some ninja-like resourcefullness from Jango Fett:
    http://goatmilk.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/star-wars-attack-of-the-clones-jango-fett.jpg

    Perhaps some insanity from Gene Starwind:
    http://noein_karasu.home.comcast.net/~noein_karasu/outlawstar.jpg

    Or some brutality from Jackie Estacado (aka The Darkness):
    http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3491/jackiezn1.png

    How about these crazy mutants (Fantomex & Agent Zero)
    http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/9855_4_0129.jpg
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/WEAPON_X_3.jpg

    The combat beast that is Stargate’s Ronan:
    http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/stargate_2.jpg

    Some of the crew from Serenity:
    http://users.cs.cf.ac.uk/Christopher.Hopkins/firefly_mmo.jpg

    Or maybe a couple of additional unknowns:
    http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/di/diamond-select-final-fantasy-vii-advent-children-vincent-valentine.jpg
    http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/dante-artfx-statue.jpg
    http://blogs.laweekly.com/style_council/HanSolo.jpg
    http://freakychinaman.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/hellsing_01.jpg

    Trust me, there are a lot of powerful Gunslingers that can match and/or surpass most other combatants here. Really, we should have left this with the general versions instead of looking for loopholes with the special characters. It just overtly complicated the battle to a perpetual stand-still.

    Now match will become a “I see your Itachi, and I raise you a Davy Jones” debate.

    Good luck with that.

  • Jwlynas
    July 10, 2009
    #47

    It does get a little silly if we include all special types. Not least because we could argue for an age over the people allowed in.

    Are Gunslingers people who can, at some point, use guns?
    Or do they have to focus on long ranged gun-style assaults.

    Pirates… Well which kind. The entire Dark Eldar and dark elf races can be very easily argued to be pirates.

    Ninjas… modern ninja’s? futuristic ninja’s? archaic ninjas. Ninjkas who focus on magic, on skills, on stealth, on sheer killing? Could we not argue that a number of 40k Assassins are a type of ninja? Especially the Callidus.

    Zombies… Well, again I know more of warhammer than I do most other subjects, but lets look at the variety there… Chaos spawned zombies, necron controlled undead, tyranid controlled undead, random evil nature controlled undead. Imperium Servitors…

  • Matapiojo
    July 10, 2009
    #48

    Exactly my point, J. It gets a little convoluted.

    Each one of those possible arguments could become their own match.

    I’d like to think this match more like a relative Rock/Paper/Scissor scenario.

    Gunslingers and arguably Pirates can easily deal with the Zombies, but the Ninjas would be in trouble as sneaking up to a mob of undead is a rather silly tactic. At the same time, Ninjas could become troublesome to Gunslingers as they are highly mobile targets that can use those same stalking techniques to negate their range advantage.

    Not really sure how to approach Pirates as they are both Gunslingers AND Ninjas for all intent and purpose.

  • Scenario
    July 11, 2009
    #49

    Lot of variables here. The kind of Zombie, the location, etc. Should it be near the coast, the Pirates have the option of cannon fire from a relatively long range. The Gunslingers, if they include riflemen, could possibly slow that down, however. But any other location leaves the Pirates at a disadvantage. They’re like the jack of all trades type in this match. Good with guns, but not as much as Gunslingers; skilled in melee and some stealth, but not as much as Ninja. They can bring a sword to a gun fight or a gun to a knife fight; defeating Gunslingers in melee, and Ninja at range.

    The Zombies throw this off. Can be put down with a good headshot, something both Gunslingers and Pirates can pull off, but can bolster their already impressive numbers with each kill. If it’s an airborne virus and any death causes reanimation, it becomes much tougher to put them down. However, a fluid transfer virus is potentially more dangerous. A bite, a small cut coming into contact with infected flesh or blood, will cause full blown infection. Forcing some to execute allies (possibly suicide for Ninja) or, in the worst case scenario, placing a Zombie behind your lines. And, as is the cliche, those infected will hide it. Always.

  • Jwlynas
    July 11, 2009
    #50

    “Not really sure how to approach Pirates as they are both Gunslingers AND Ninjas for all intent and purpose.”

    Huh, that is a cause for concern… However they are gunslingers with only one shot, and ninja’s without the extreme feats of agility. I’m a little biased towards the gunslingers side, so I will point out they are generally no slouches in the combat area either. They don’t use fancy martial arts.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc

    Stealth is always a hard one to count for in straight up matches. if neither team knows the other is coming then its fine, but thats giving a huge advantage to the stealth teams and to the zombies. If thats the case then the gunslingers are the first to go. then the pirates, and then the ninjas are faced with a huge horde of zombies who may not be the slow, useless, moronic george romero style ones. they might be the fast organised dangerous type. and then Zombie pirates, gunslingers and ninja’s take over the world.

  • Onesidedfight
    July 13, 2009
    #51

    This is a hard fight to mark out a clear winner here, mostly because of soon chacters being two or three things. For example, jack sparrow takes a gun and shots a moving rope on a ship that is under attack with a bottle of whiskey in his hands (I think, it might have just been expolisves, and he may not of had whiskey in his hands, but he was drunk.). This could mark him as a marksman, but he is clearly a pirate. I guess what I’m saying is we need some guidelines here, just to clear things up, like how many fighters are thier? Do all sides send their best or do all get an army? Who is a gunslinger? Some one who uses guns a lot? Some one who is bad@$$ with a gun? Who is a ninja? Some one who uses stubley to kill their target? Etc.

  • Zach
    July 13, 2009
    #52

    I think gunslingers dominate this one. Even if pirates have guns, a pirates gun is less advance and less powerful than a gunslingers gun, that takes care of pirates. Zombies have nothing to attack besides the ability to infect others, so gunslingers could easily just shoot them down, that takes care of zombies. And ninjas don’t even have guns, all they have are swords, throwing stars, and combat. So while ninjas are charging at the gunslingers with swords, the gunslingers would take out there guns and shoot them down, that takes care of ninjas and all of the. Gunslingers win.

  • Zach
    July 13, 2009
    #53

    I meant to write them so, *them

  • Zach
    July 13, 2009
    #54

    I meant to write the word them instead of the.

  • Zach
    July 13, 2009
    #55

    damn comment posting system.

  • Baron Somebody
    July 14, 2009
    #56

    If you wanna include fictional characters you might as well add Neo to the Gunslingers

  • Jwlynas
    July 14, 2009
    #57

    Neo would be more akin to a ninja in honesty. Superhuman martial arts skills are his main port of call, not gunplay.

  • cyborg pirate ninja jesus
    July 15, 2009
    #58

    would the ninjas get any final fantasy characters… like for a couple of examples yuffie and zell they both know martial arts and have much experience using them

    and almost all of the others have very good abilities with their weapons

    even if they dont get many of them they should at least get the 2 i mentioned which will give a big powerboost for the ninjas

  • Hamstring
    July 18, 2009
    #59

    the pirates would win because jack sparrow.

  • Kenny C.
    July 19, 2009
    #60

    ” I have two guns, one for each of ya.”

    Nobody beats the Doc and the gunslingers!

  • JMT
    August 15, 2009
    #61

    Jack Sparrow swings this for the Pirates, savvy?

  • acdcfan259yahoo.com
    August 20, 2009
    #62

    Ninjas, ’cause their ninjas. proof: Ryu Hayabusa

  • ninja_wid_nunchux
    August 20, 2009
    #63

    Ninjas hands down

  • ninja_wid_nunchux
    August 20, 2009
    #64

    Ryu Hayabusa vs Jack Sparrow vs some zombie vs Dallas Cowboys = Ryu Hayabusa & you know it!!!!!!!!

  • Tom
    October 21, 2009
    #65

    Oh, I’ll go with gunslingers, as they don’t seem to have inspired any stupid internet memes.

  • 06matthew06
    November 3, 2009
    #66

    it all really depends on were they are and how many there if it just one each then most likely the gunslinger will win but if theres thousands then zombies are most likely to win

  • lord kyle
    November 3, 2009
    #67

    i would have to say ever pirates if they have boat beacause they could us the cannons or ninjas due to their speed agility so zombies couldnt catch them and the others couldnt aim to hit them

  • Sapper007
    November 3, 2009
    #68

    Pirates if they had a parrot… (see Spartans vs Jack Sparrow)

    or Gunslingers based on true Bad Assness…

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