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OriginalA
March 19, 2010
#1

This picture inspires me to write an epic about the time Zues, Anubis, and Thor teamed up with a Spartan Warrioress and a Harpy, and then went on to hold back the legions of an invading army from the gates of some hellish eternal prison.

There at the Gates, the Harpy pecked and stratched and slew one hundred men
There at the Gates, the Spartan cut down one thousand warriors with but a shield and a spear
There at the Gates, Zues’ Lightning Bolts smote ten thousand strong with a great clash of thunder
There at the Gates, Thor’s Mjöllnir beat the bones of one hundred thousand bodies into dust
There at the Gates, Anubis reaped one million souls and cast them back to the pit from which they came
There at the Gates, the scores of the damned were beaten back, and sent once more into the fires of the Inferno.

Unfortunatly I suck at this whole creative writting thing.
Diana
March 19, 2010
#2

“There at the Gates, the Harpy pecked and stratched and slew one hundred men”

Its not a Harpy but Isis.
Kenny C.
March 19, 2010
#3

Never realised that Horus was a pimp.
Expert
March 19, 2010
#4

This picture reminds me of myself when I wake up in the mourning everyday..
Whacko
March 19, 2010
#5

Horus? That guy is Anubis.
shaun182
March 19, 2010
#6

and since everyone else in the image is a god,
i am going to take a quess and the woman with medusa sheild, is Athena or a female version of Ares
Whacko
March 19, 2010
#7

And why the hell is the centerpiece an egyptian with a fucked up chest, like ramses from a few weeks ago? Thor is way cooler, same goes for grandpa zeus.
Asger
March 19, 2010
#8

“There at the Gates, the Harpy pecked and stratched and slew one hundred men”

Its not a Harpy but Isis.”

You’re both wrong. It’s Morrigan, Celtic spirit of sovereignty, prophecy, war, and death on the battlefield.
atlantis
March 19, 2010
#9

Isis is an egyptian Goddess that looks like a woman with a small chair on her head
OriginalA
March 19, 2010
#10

“you’re both wrong. It’s Morrigan”

Damn it.

A harpy was the only bird lady thing that I could think of at the time.

Awesome picture though, so very awesome.
Jwlynas
March 19, 2010
#11

“And why the hell is the centerpiece an egyptian with a fucked up chest, like ramses from a few weeks ago? Thor is way cooler, same goes for grandpa zeus.”

Because Thor was a minor God when it came to power, being all brawn and little brains, while Anubis was a god of death for a civilisation who spent most of their lives preparing for the afterlife.

Also, Anubis was a bigger badass than even Thor
JoshMcFace
March 19, 2010
#12

This was actually done to promote a series of some card game:
http://www.alderac.com/myth-pantheons/deities/

Never seen Ganesh look more badass.
Diana
March 20, 2010
#13

@OriginalA

Yeah, we just got our asses kicked by Asger.
OriginalA
March 20, 2010
#14

At least my failure wasn’t sigular this time.

I’m taking you down with me, Diana.
Sparks
March 20, 2010
#15

I agree Thor and Zeus look the coolest in here.

Someone photoshop a super Jebus into this and we’ll be in business.
shaun182
March 20, 2010
#16

she looks like the sorceress from He-man

http://media.photobucket.com/image/sorceress%20heman/thanatos101b/Sorceress-07.jpg
Diana
March 20, 2010
#17

@OriginalA

Try me…
Ryushi
March 20, 2010
#18

To everyone: What gods are these? Or is just any of them? I mean it doesn’t have to be Greek gods
OriginalA
March 20, 2010
#19

Okay, Diana here I come.

*OriginalA moves in to glop Diana while still failing from Post 1, but since Diana is made of pure sex, awesome, and awesome sex he is immediately repulsed*

Aww.

*Continues to fail*

@Ryushi:
Top to bottom left to right:
Morrian – Celtic Goddess
Zues – Greek God
Anubis – Egyptian God
Thor – Norse God
Athena – Greek Goddess

It is a mixed bag.
Megaraptor18
March 20, 2010
#20

Athena is my favorite. Long live the Goddess of War, Civilization, Wisdom, Strength, Strategy, Craft, and Justice
Diana
March 21, 2010
#21

“Athena is my favorite. Long live the Goddess of War, Civilization, Wisdom, Strength, Strategy, Craft, and Justice”

I hate Athena for she meddles with worldly affairs which is utterly senseless. Unlike APHRODITE who arouse the DESIRES of men towards women.

Did Paris accepted the offer of Hera that he will become a Super Human if he will give the Golden Apple to her? NO!

Did Paris accepted the offer of Athena that he will be become a Warmaster of the world if he will give the Golden Apple to her? NO!

Did Paris accepted the offer of Aphrodite that he will have a Woman of unmatched beauty if he will give the Golden Apple to her? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megaraptor18
March 21, 2010
#22

And yet Troy was destroyed because he choose Aphrodite. When in truth if he would have choose Hera or Athena he would have been able to take Helene after killing her husband and conquering his kingdom. So the end result would be that Troy wouldn’t have been destroyed and Paris still gets a woman of unmatched beauty (Much like you my lady)
shaun182
March 21, 2010
#23

it could ended with a duel with a super powered paris vs achilles in the trojan invasion of sparta.

only if he choose hera or athena