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  • Megaraptor18
    October 15, 2009
    #1

    My sister was a girl scout and they’ll do that shit too no joke

  • Sapper007
    October 15, 2009
    #2

    wow this is old… I have had this on my office wall for like 5 weeks…

  • Drayflare
    October 15, 2009
    #3

    Wow. Beautiful. I’ll buy cookies next time I see one. =/

  • DivineChao88
    October 15, 2009
    #4

    lol i knew there was something wrong.

  • Pondering Fool
    October 15, 2009
    #5

    Remind me not to go back to America……

    - the pondering fool

  • Kenny C.
    October 15, 2009
    #6

    @ PF

    Admit it, we’re too awesome to not come back.

  • Pondering Fool
    October 15, 2009
    #7

    “@ PF
    Admit it, we’re too awesome to not come back.”

    Well, if I am allowed to have a 24 hour body guard system put up for me, I might consider it…..any girl scout that enters within a 5 mile radius within myself is going to be eliminated….permanently….

    - the pondering fool

  • Prime Chaos
    October 15, 2009
    #8

    @PF

    I can get you something better than puny bodyguards. How would you like an army of 5,000 Bloodthirsters to command? Free of charge of course. The amount of Chaos produced will be enough for me.

    Also the Girl Scouts are the 34th item on the list of things to nuke before i go to another universe.

  • Megaraptor18
    October 15, 2009
    #9

    @ PF

    If you want to survive girl scouts. My sister was a girl scout and my mom was either a scout leader or helped out the scout leader because they did alot of girl scout things at my house. So I learned how to survive against girl scouts. There is only one way to survive.

    That way is buy their damn cookies and that is no joke. Your wallet will be lighter but your stay alive

  • Prime Chaos
    October 15, 2009
    #10

    @Draco

    Or you can nuke em. Nothing beats the nuke. Atleast from this time period anyway. Still nuking them is more fun. EXPLOSIVE CHAOS!

    CHEESE + SPOON = 42 + SPLEEN = Code of the Universe.

  • Pondering Fool
    October 15, 2009
    #11

    I will prefer buying cookies, then nuking Prime Chaos, as purchasing a nuclear warhead off the black market is probably more expensive than a box of delicious cookies. In my stay at America, a few years back, I happened to purchase a box, and it was very good, to say the least. Well, I will go and get some tea now, and watch tely. All you wonderful gents (and ladies), have a pleasant day.

    - the pondering fool

  • The One Sin
    October 15, 2009
    #12

    “eliminated….permanently….”

    Whaa…?

  • Dracosphinx
    October 16, 2009
    #13

    @Chaos
    not unless your into child por- wait a minute… THATS DISGUSTING!!!!

  • Baron Somebody
    October 16, 2009
    #14

    Yeah…well Girl Scouts will not be disclosed to my location because whenever I get a house it will be out in the middle of the desert…they will have to traverse many miles of harsh temperatures and blistering sands…then if by some chance they do make it that far I plan by then to get a pet pig which will easily run them all off…not to mention I will probably have two Magnum revolvers so they can do the work for me

  • Pondering Fool
    October 16, 2009
    #15

    “Yeah…well Girl Scouts will not be disclosed to my location because whenever I get a house it will be out in the middle of the desert…they will have to traverse many miles of harsh temperatures and blistering sands…then if by some chance they do make it that far I plan by then to get a pet pig which will easily run them all off…not to mention I will probably have two Magnum revolvers so they can do the work for me”

    Now I know why I went to college on the East Coast……..scary Americans, always having hidden weapons to take out the redcoats…..haha

    - the pondering fool

  • Sam the heretic
    October 16, 2009
    #16

    “wow this is old… I have had this on my office wall for like 5 weeks”

    who asked?

    that pic could most likely inspire its own line of action packed super charged rabid girlscouts….

    (powerpuff girls don’t count)

  • Black Hand
    October 16, 2009
    #17

    Too late, i think there already are action packed super charged rabid girlscouts in existance. What do you think sailormoon is?

  • Sam the heretic
    October 16, 2009
    #18

    @blackhand

    im a bleach fanboy. Im really not into any other anime due to their ridiculous length, e.g. Bleach is at 240 now…

    Buuut,i do watch miniseries, e.g. Afro samurai, cowboy bebop…

    but ya, anime has done everything…fucking everything. Bet if you name it, (e.g. Psychotic cookie girl),they’ve done it…

  • Sangheli
    October 18, 2009
    #19

    Boondocks is better then bleach because of 1 reason……

    gramps:who are you

    slickback: a pimp named slickback

    gramps: okay why are you here slickback?

    slickback: NO a pimp named slickback say the whole thing.

    gramps: can’t I call you slickback?

    slickback: NO NIGGA A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK SAY IT WITH ME A…PIMP…NAMED…SLICKBACK.

    Bleach will never have a dialog as funny as that.

  • Black Hand
    October 18, 2009
    #20

    You know.. that girl is actually kinda cute. i bet any one of us could have easily been victims and never suspected her.

  • Let's start a HotShot Party
    October 19, 2009
    #21

    Guys, the Girl Scout Battalion is the 2nd strongest thing in the Video Game and Movie Multiverse, only defeated by the all powerful first Goomba ever encountered in existence, but aside from that, the endless army of Girl Scouts are beaten by.

    Don’t mess with them, the only way to survive the order is to by their entire warehouse.

    Start counting the pennies =)

    [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd5mJbwXHe0]The First Goomba Ever![/url]

  • Let's start a HotShot Party
    October 19, 2009
    #22

    Ahhh, the sweet, sweet ignorance…

    The Girl Scout Battalion is the 2nd strongest thing in the VG, Comic, and Movie Multiverse… Only second to [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd5mJbwXHe0]The First Goomba Ever.[/url]

    Don’t mess with them.

    Don’t.

    You just have to submit.

    To them.

    And their cookies.

    Their unholy, demonic cookies of Doom.

  • Pondering Fool
    October 19, 2009
    #23

    “Their unholy, demonic cookies of Doom.”

    Might explain why they are so hard to give up……curse you Girl Scouts, your supernaturally seduced cookies are emptying my pockets of precious £££!!

    - the pondering fool

  • John Anen
    December 11, 2009
    #24

    Stupid sociopathic little monster! We need to call in Richard Rahl to kick her in the jaw.

  • Alexis Cram
    March 12, 2010
    #25

    I myself am a girl scout. And no. Moving to the desert won’t help you. Trust me. We will find you. We are on the internet, at Walmart, gas stations, the mall, even local convenience stores. Just try and avoid us! xD

  • Gee
    August 9, 2010
    #26

    She has an Interwebs name, but I can’t remember what it is…

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