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Eddie Riggs Vs Noise Marine
Eddie Riggs Vs Noise Marine

Suggested by PaPPa JUDAS

Here we have a battle of sonic assaults. While Riggs may be a more like-able character, I’m not sure he could withstand what the Noise Marine would bring.

Who do you think wins?

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  • Asger
    January 24, 2010
    #1

    Well, Riggs has flight to his advantage (As I’m pretty sure Raptors are the only Chaos Marines with flight) and has the power to melt people faces with his guitar riffs.

  • orber
    January 24, 2010
    #2

    i think anything eddie does only satisfy the noise marines his lusts and desires.

    unless CSM are wussies who cant handle some metal.

  • JoshMcFace
    January 24, 2010
    #3

    Noise Marine?
    They really thought of everything…

  • Whacko
    January 24, 2010
    #4

    I played through a part of Brutal Legend, and if Riggs doesn’t power WAY up in very short time in the later parts, he’ll get squished.

  • Envoy
    January 24, 2010
    #5

    Dosent he have the power of a demon inside him, what are its benifits?

  • Asger
    January 24, 2010
    #6

    The Demon allows Eddie to fly, and also allows his ‘fans’ to resurrect him.

  • Envoy
    January 24, 2010
    #7

    Is anyone gonna defend eddie?

  • Jwlynas
    January 24, 2010
    #8

    I’ll give it a shot.

    Given that, by the end of the game Eddie Riggs is a full fledged Rocking Demon prince, who can take a hell of a lot of punishment and, as people have said before, melt faces with the power of his rock. Not to mention heavy metal heals him, he can fly rather fast and can cause bolts of lighting to fall from the sky just by plucking a single chord.

    I’m struggling to see why people are so adamant that the Noise marine can win.

  • Kenny C.
    January 24, 2010
    #9

    Eddie takes this even though the Noise Marine ever well burst his ear drums, that Slaanesh piece of crap.

  • Whacko
    January 24, 2010
    #10

    “Given that, by the end of the game Eddie Riggs is a full fledged Rocking Demon prince, who can take a hell of a lot of punishment and, as people have said before, melt faces with the power of his rock. Not to mention heavy metal heals him, he can fly rather fast and can cause bolts of lighting to fall from the sky just by plucking a single chord.”

    Well, thats something. Still, I do believe that melting the NMs face will be hard considering how soundproof they are. And isn’t the Blastmaster a weapon utilized by the NM? The thing can make eyeballs pop and heads explode, so it’s not like he lacks firepower. And since his sound ain’t rock/metal but more of a pig scream combined with disco music, elektronika and DJ scratching, it will probably have effect. The NM still stands a chance, and a good one at that.

  • Asger
    January 24, 2010
    #11

    I don’t know. Maybe if the Marine is immune to Clementines riffs, the weapons on the Druid Plough whould be sufficient. Maybe, I don’t know enough about Marines other then they can take a shit-ton of damage.

  • Jwlynas
    January 24, 2010
    #12

    “Still, I do believe that melting the NMs face will be hard considering how soundproof they are”

    Except I always thought that far from being soundproof, they relished every discordant squeal of music. Slanneshi worshippers are all about getting the very very extremes of sensation, and the idea that one of them would purposefully lessen one of his senses is completely against the very point of being a slanneshi marine.

    If anything they’d make it so there were more susceptible to noise. Being Marines, and Chaos marines at that, means they are far more durable than anything other than necrons, and being slannesho means they spend their whole lives at the very edges of their limitations. A body can get used to something after a while, or desensitised, which is why Slanneshi guys go to the lengths they do.

    I think Eddie Riggs face-melting solo’s are just the thing to use on a “normal” noise marine. Using it on a Chaos Lord, or anoitned, or god forbid a possessed guy would be like fighting the orks by giving them a noisier gun. But a bog standard guy?

    The Noise marine is toast, unless I’m wrong about the soundproofing, in which case its the worst damn idea GW have had. ever.

  • PaPPa JUDAS
    January 24, 2010
    #13

    I Don’t think the face melter works no volume but the sheer kick ass nature of the riff and the raw power of metal

  • Diana
    January 24, 2010
    #14

    “that Slaanesh piece of crap.”

    I don’t like your TONE there sweetie…

  • Kenny C.
    January 24, 2010
    #15

    ” I don’t like your TONE there sweetie…”
    - Sorry Baby, I’m Khronite to the core. Slaanesh is the enemy.

  • Diana
    January 24, 2010
    #16

    @Kenny C.

    You disappoint me sweetie, you’re limiting your “PHYSICAL PROWESS” by submitting yourself to warmongering & bloodbath.

    Why not sip from the NECTAR OF BLISS & PLEASURE? Isn’t it more euphemistic to hold the tenderness of the FLESH than wielding a rusty crude warhammer?

  • shaun182
    January 24, 2010
    #17

    pleasure of the flesh, or thrill of the kill, cannot hold a candle to the infinite wisdom and power offered by Tzeentch.

  • Megaraptor18
    January 24, 2010
    #18

    As the old saying goes Make Love not War… Hell do both! :) I know I do

  • Kenny C.
    January 24, 2010
    #19

    This is my last post concerning the chaos gods on this thread, as we’ve de-railed this enough already.

    @ Diana

    ” Why not sip from the NECTAR OF BLISS & PLEASURE? Isn’t it more euphemistic to hold the tenderness of the FLESH than wielding a rusty crude warhammer?”

    - I only need three things to be happy as a Khronite -Blood, Skulls, and something heavy or pointy to kill my enemies (nix the las one, I only need my hands with my god’s help). Slaaneshites have to spend entire evenings to have their…. needs fulfilled. While Khrone is activily engaging in having the Imperium fall, Slaanesh is pending all of her/he/its time simply making pleasure – disgusting & lazy.

    @ Shaun

    ” pleasure of the flesh, or thrill of the kill, cannot hold a candle to the infinite wisdom and power offered by Tzeentch.”
    - Khrone’s continual plan to burn galaxy > “perfect” plan by Tzeentch

  • shaun182
    January 24, 2010
    #20

    all plots,schemes,ideas and plans will in the end benefit tzeentch, since only he see’s the whole picture, khorne can only see where his next set of skulls will come from.

  • Diana
    January 24, 2010
    #21

    “Slaanesh is pending all of her/he/its time simply making pleasure – disgusting & lazy.”

    Slaanesh is active on the far isolated planets that belonged to the Imperium, planets that are DEPRIVED from the GIFTS of the PLEASURE. Also in the scheme to corrupt the Eldar.

  • orber
    January 24, 2010
    #22

    *all plots,schemes,ideas and plans will in the end benefit tzeentch, since only he see’s the whole picture, khorne can only see where his next set of skulls will come from.*

    works for me.after all thinking to much about the future makes you loose focus on the present.that and it makes my head hurt. the present now is ripping a chainaxe trough that weakling loyaltist! its fun it works and it makes me live longer since im the last man standing meaning i can pass on to the future….which will be another chainaxe ripping!

    tzeentch schemes doesn’t matter.after all if tzeentch schemes means khorne gets more skulls then i dont mind at all actully.

  • PaPPa JUDAS
    January 24, 2010
    #23

    CHAOS UNITED all the way but Riggs wins this battle

  • _1538
    January 25, 2010
    #24

    ok…now what happens to Eddie?

    whos a better chaos god should be for a different post.

  • Envoy
    January 26, 2010
    #25

    Well it seems eddie wins, so this is when we vote on the factpile award, _1538, like so:

    Eddie Riggs for the factpile award; on account of flight, and super hardcore metal!

  • Yamato-kun
    January 26, 2010
    #26

    I think people underestimate the power of the noise marines. I’ve played all the way through Brutal Legend, and as much as I love the awesomeness that is Eddie, i don’t think he can win.

    “Bizarrely clad warriors clad in Mark IV plate draped in stretched skin cavorted in the midst of the deadliest combats, fighting without helmets, their jaws wired open as they unleashed a hideous screaming. They bore unknown weaponry and fired echoing blasts of atonal harmonics that ripped bloody canyons in the massed ranks of the Iron Hands. Great pipes and loudspeakers fixed to their armor amplified the screaming vibrations of their killing music, and deafening sound waves tore apart warriors and armored vehicles.”
    -Fulgrim, page 465-466

    These are noise marines in their very first engagement ripping apart space marines and vehicles alike. One hit and even the awesome Eddie Riggs would practically be liquefied. His flight wouldn’t help him much because to attack he has to stop moving, and even then he can only use his basic lightning attack. Also, his best abilities are solos that would have to be played at quite close range. If he stops for even a split second he will be sonically ripped to pieces, let alone the several seconds it would take to play a solo.

  • PaPPa JUDAS
    January 26, 2010
    #27

    Can Roadies be hurt by sound? I see the noise Marine destroying a mountain or several miles of battle feild and Eddie either going over and tuning the NM’s blastmaster or throwing the devil horns up and just rocking back with clementine.

  • Yamato-kun
    January 26, 2010
    #28

    “Can Roadies be hurt by sound?”

    Ophelia’s and Deviculus’s music attacks hurt him just fine.

  • Deus Encarmine
    January 28, 2010
    #29

    hmm….although im a huge warhammer fan.

    Im a bigger metal fan. i also hate slaneesh to shit…is that even a proper phrase? oh well.

    i believe Eddie could take this on account of his guitar mostly. he could just eletrecute the marine with lightning and then get up close and do a face melter. and if that doesnt work, then he can stun him, fly up to him, and whack hin to shit with his axe, and i know i know, me being a HUGE space marine i know that they can take some serious shit. But i believe that the axe of a demonic lord and when wielded by a metal thrashing madman (anthrax ftw) tainted with demonic blood, it could cut a noise marine like butter.

  • Yamato-kun
    January 28, 2010
    #30

    “But i believe that the axe of a demonic lord and when wielded by a metal thrashing madman (anthrax ftw) tainted with demonic blood, it could cut a noise marine like butter.”

    Considering it takes multiple hits to bring down one of those frail looking druids or gravediggers?

  • midnite marauder
    January 28, 2010
    #31

    Wait I thought that space marines could lift tanks and cross rooms in the blink of an eye. And Chaos Space Marines are stronger and faster then their loyalist brethren so couldn’t the noise marine just blitz forward and pull Riggs’ heart from his chest?

  • ScreamPaste
    February 9, 2010
    #32

    Noise Marine, Eddie’s solos and such would be more liekly to make the Noise Marine spontaneously orgasm than to actually damage him. They seek out just such extremes of sound on purpose.

    Imho, the Noise Marine is like the paper to Eddie’s rock.

    \m/

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