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Dark Phoenix Vs Zombies

Suggested by shaz_s94
At stake: A total Zombie infested world. Only Dark Phoenix is alive on planet Earth – can she destroy all of them and return Earth to a normal state?

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  • Diana
    October 10, 2009
    #1

    This is totally one sided and insta-pawnage.

  • megafire
    October 10, 2009
    #2

    I agree with Diana.

  • DrunkMonk
    October 10, 2009
    #3

    “This is totally one sided and insta-pawnage.”

    Exactly what I was thinking.

  • Prime Chaos
    October 10, 2009
    #4

    Who actually thought this was a good idea. I mean i can see who suggested it but wtf was that person thinking. This Phoenix ownage.

  • Jwlynas
    October 10, 2009
    #5

    Well, lets consider this a second.

    Its presumably Jean Greys earth, so who is zombified here? Zombie Storm, Zombie Xavier? Zombie Nick Fury, Zombie… Thor maybe?

  • Prime Chaos
    October 10, 2009
    #6

    Good point. Hey, Admin whenever you read this: Is this Earth ours or the Marvelverses? If its the Marvelverses then it’ll be much tougher to win. If you could elaborate on it that be great thanks.

  • Dracosphinx
    October 10, 2009
    #7

    What if it’s the multiverse? that would be odd

  • AkumaTh
    October 10, 2009
    #8

    Isn’t this Dark Phoenix, Jean Grey lost in control and attacks her allies?

    She can probably wipe out the Zombies of any status, but at the same time destroy the planet as well.

  • Sam the heretic
    October 10, 2009
    #9

    @admin

    is it zombie marvel earth or normal earth? And if so.which earth is it(i.e. Badass 616 or movie brand 10005?)

    If zombie hulk can “fuck up” galactus(i know i sound like a broken record,but that scenario to me is the definition of pwnage)…i shudder to think what a zombie marvel army will do to her…

  • Marche
    October 10, 2009
    #10

    “If zombie hulk can “fuck up” galactus”

    IIRC,only after the zombies got a piece of the power cosmic,and gotten amped by Stark,were they able to do anything to galactus(who i am pretty sure was weakened.)

  • Asger
    October 10, 2009
    #11

    That and Galactus doesn’t have flesh or blood or anything.

    Onto the fight. I don’t think the woman who eats stars in her spare time has anything to really be afraid of. Only ttwo major threats that can follow her outside of Earth come to mind Zombie Sentry and Zombie Thor.

  • Marche
    October 10, 2009
    #12

    Marvel zombies doesn’t make sense period.

    lol,zombie ghost rider.

  • Sam the heretic
    October 10, 2009
    #13

    @marche

    truth be told i don’t know the background to the events that preceed this awe inspiring situation…i just remember L-W saying it…and thats how my love for the green beast fully blossomed.

  • Diana
    October 10, 2009
    #14

    Zombie Xavier? With his immense power he is subdued on becoming a mindless zombie?

  • Hitman H94
    October 10, 2009
    #15

    “this is totally one sided and insta-pawnage.”
    wat i thought instantly
    but if it is zombie marvel a few problems would be zombie hulk, wolverine, thor and sentry

  • JoshMcFace
    October 10, 2009
    #16

    All I can say is this would be very fun to watch.

  • AHEM
    October 10, 2009
    #17

    Well, if this is a world of just ordinary humans, Phoenix shouldn’t have much trouble. The Phoenix Force is nearly god-like in power, and destroying a whole planet, much less scorching a load of zombies off of it, wouldn’t be a challenge.

    If there are all the Marvel characters as zombies however, retaining even some of their power, then DP will quickly go down by way of zombie-Thor, who is assisted by all the zombie-gods from the various pantheons.

  • Megaraptor18
    October 10, 2009
    #18

    Too one sided at this time

  • Pondering Fool
    October 10, 2009
    #19

    Depends on what Admin has chosen. Our earth (reality) or one of Marvels many realities? So what is it Great Admin?

    - the pondering fool

  • Jwlynas
    October 10, 2009
    #20

    See, Would Thor be zombiefied?

    Surely he’d just escape to Valhalla?

  • admin
    October 10, 2009
    #21

    Let’s make it fun and use the Marvel Zombiefied versions…

  • Pondering Fool
    October 10, 2009
    #22

    “Let’s make it fun and use the Marvel Zombiefied versions…”

    In that case……zombie Silver Surfer, zombie Thor, zombie Hulk, zombie Sentry, zombie Galactus, zombie Supreme Sorcerer, and zombie Franklin Richards would make things very difficult if not terminating for the Dark Phoenix. To many high powered zombies in that dimension for even DP to handle….

    - the pondering fool

  • ss
    October 10, 2009
    #23

    ok i dont think she can take the other marvel zombies

  • Sapper007
    October 11, 2009
    #24

    “Suggested by shaz_s94
    At stake: A total Zombie infested world. Only Dark Phoenix is alive on planet Earth – can she destroy all of them and return Earth to a normal state?”

    yes.

    c’mon without sounding like a fan boy…

    Phoenix is a God like figure
    dark phoenix is stronger…

  • Skrunks
    October 11, 2009
    #25

    Dark Pheonix wins, even agianst all the other Marvel Zombies. Just look at what they’re up agianst….

    http://marvel.com/universe/Phoenix_Force

    Dark Pheonix is when the Pheonix Force unleashes it’s destructive side, which, is nearly unlimited. Dark Pheonix could thrash Galactus around. And even if the Zombies did somehow defeat her, the Pheonix Force is eternal. It would just come back, ressurect Jean Grey and then go to work agian. Besides, Dark Pheonix could collapse the entire sector of space into a Black Hole if she wanted too.

  • Sam the heretic
    October 11, 2009
    #26

    @skrunks

    no disrespect,but dude! Its the entire marvel universe…zombified. From what i’ve gathered,doesnt that mean all their powers are increased? Sure,she may be a “god”, but im sure one of the real gods can fudge her up(maybe actually killing her)

    if i remember from all the other marvel vs. Posts….there are alot of big hitters

    QUESTION. Is the Living Tribunal zombified?

  • Space marine
    October 11, 2009
    #27

    Screw that, Zombie One-Above-All.

  • Sam the heretic
    October 11, 2009
    #28

    @space marine(loyalist scum:->)

    hahahahaha

  • Pondering Fool
    October 11, 2009
    #29

    @Sam the heretic

    “The Living Tribunal is a virtually omnipotent entity empowered by the One-Above-All to oversee and maintain balance in the realities that constitute the Multiverse, from the mainstream universe (616) to all the alternate realities (e.g., What If) and pocket universes (e.g., Earth X).”

    Meaning, he would not be zombified, nor would the One-Above-All, as they are outside the realm of just one universe (reality). So no, thank the Lord, the LT or TOAA is not a zombie. But DP still has her work cut out for her in a zombie marvel world…..

    - the pondering fool

  • Marche
    October 11, 2009
    #30

    “no disrespect,but dude! Its the entire marvel universe…zombified.”

    This is only a zombiefied earth,no threat there.

  • Sam the heretic
    October 11, 2009
    #31

    Aw dammit, so no zombie Death either i presume…

    How about zombie Thanos…with infinity gauntlet…hmmm,spicy

  • Skrunks
    October 11, 2009
    #32

    You seem to be failing to grasp what The Pheonix Force is. It is the embodiment of all life across the entire Multiverse, it isn’t limited to just one universe either. The Living Tribunal could not judge the Pheonix Force, because doing so would cause the simultaneous destruction of all life, past present and future. Dark Pheonix is just….. outrageously powerful. Like shitcan Galactus powerful. Yeah, Galactus eat’s worlds, but Dark Pheonix eats Stars. In fact, Galactus was created by the Pheonix Force fusing with him in the last universes’ Big Crunch. The Pheonix Force could take that power back.

  • Sam the heretic
    October 12, 2009
    #33

    @Skrunks

    so, not even Death can stop Dark Phoenix? and all of Marvels pschics can’t separate her from the Phoenix Force? is that basically what your saying?

    also, you still haven’t answered whether or not Thanos(with infinity gauntlet) won’t be able to pwn her.

    i’m just curious, not like, out toget you or anything….

  • Diana
    October 12, 2009
    #34

    Zombie Mandarin
    Zombie Dr. Strange
    Zombie Dr. Doom
    Zombie Ms. Marvel
    Zombie Black Heart
    Zombie Mephisto
    Zombie Apocalypse
    Zombie Onslaught
    Zombie Odin

    Combine all of these and then the feast will intensify!

  • Space marine
    October 12, 2009
    #35

    “@space marine(loyalist scum:->)”
    Hey, Im all for the Blood God. :D

  • The Chosen One
    October 13, 2009
    #36

    How will she return earth to normal with out humans though?

  • Sam the heretic
    October 13, 2009
    #37

    @space marine

    “Hey, Im all for the Blood God”

    good, and don’t forget kids, a skull a day, keeps ol’ dogface ‘appy….i think?

    oh shit, i think he heard me…

  • Skrunks
    October 13, 2009
    #38

    “also, you still haven’t answered whether or not Thanos(with infinity gauntlet) won’t be able to pwn her.”

    No, he wouldn’t. The Pheonix Force is literally all life in a single entity. If Thanos with the Infinity Gaunlet destroyed the Pheonix Force, then all life, past present and future would suddenly cease to exist, including Thanos.

    “so, not even Death can stop Dark Phoenix?”

    I don’t think so, they’re on the same level of power.

    “and all of Marvels pschics can’t separate her from the Phoenix Force? is that basically what your saying?”

    It’s irrelevant, The Phoenix Force is the embodiment of life, she could go ‘poof’ and all the zombiefied Marvel characters are alive and well again. She wins.

  • Sapper007
    October 13, 2009
    #39

    nothing but tea bags for zombies…

  • Captain Epic
    October 13, 2009
    #40

    I don’t know if she could take zombie Xavier, Hulk, Sentry, ect.

  • Hitman H94
    October 14, 2009
    #41

    well guess pheonix wins

  • sam the heretic
    October 15, 2009
    #42

    @Skrunks

    Thanks for that dude. damn, “dat bitch be badass”.

    so, could all the zombified psychics combined hold her in suspended animation/freeze her?

    if not, i nominate Dark Phoenix for the prize, simply for the whole “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” factor she has

  • ss
    October 15, 2009
    #43

    @skunks
    how did they beat her before then? i mean i dont know much about her but what stopped her before?

  • Skrunks
    October 16, 2009
    #44

    “so, could all the zombified psychics combined hold her in suspended animation/freeze her?”

    I really don’t know, see below:

    “@skunks
    how did they beat her before then? i mean i dont know much about her but what stopped her before?”

    Well, Dark Phoenix was on a cosmic rampage, chowin down on stars n such, so Professor Xavier entered her mind and helped guide Jean Grey back to the surface, allowing her to regain control. Dark Phoenix is is the dark side of the Phoenix Force, but this is Dark Phoenix we’re talking about in this match, not just Jean Grey, so no amount of ‘guiding’ would be valid any more then brining out the good in Darth Vader would be applicable in other vs. Matches. Dark Phoenix is one of the most powerful characters to ever grace the pages of marvel. She wins, hah. And I second the nomination.

  • ss
    October 16, 2009
    #45

    ok thanks for the info skunks

  • Sam the heretic
    October 16, 2009
    #46

    Indeed,much obliged skrunks. So,unless jean gray can be found…

    Wait, surely one of the skrulls could “copy” her power? A super skrull even…im trying to go for the “when two immovable objects collide” argument…

  • Skrunks
    October 18, 2009
    #47

    “Wait, surely one of the skrulls could “copy” her power? A super skrull even…im trying to go for the “when two immovable objects collide” argument…”

    Could the Skrulls copy Galactus?

    No. They can’t. They can’t just go POOF copied. Most of the other heroes the mimicked through a replication of their mutant genes ore their technology or skills. When a being is embodied with the manifestation of all life, past present and future, how exactly are you going to ‘copy’ that?

  • i dunno
    October 19, 2009
    #48

    can she fly?
    if she can fly she can probably fuck zombies over

  • Skrunks
    October 20, 2009
    #49

    “can she fly?
    if she can fly she can probably fuck zombies over”

    No, she can’t fly. She consumes stars, she can fight of Galactus, she is vessel for an entity that is all life, past present and future all squeezed into an Omega-level mutant with massive telekinetic and telepathic powers, and she is known as Phoenix, but, no, clearly, she can not, fly.

    :sarcasm:

  • sam the heretic
    October 23, 2009
    #50

    “When a being is embodied with the manifestation of all life, past present and future, how exactly are you going to ‘copy’ that?”

    good point…i had a r-tard moment there…but not as bad as…

    “can she fly?
    if she can fly she can probably fuck zombies over”

    instant classic

  • sam the heretic
    October 23, 2009
    #51

    i nominate Dark Phoenix for the award…simply because…

    “She consumes stars, she can fight of Galactus, she is vessel for an entity that is all life, past present and future all squeezed into an Omega-level mutant with massive telekinetic and telepathic powers”

  • i dunno
    October 26, 2009
    #52

    “No, she can’t fly. She consumes stars, she can fight of Galactus, she is vessel for an entity that is all life, past present and future all squeezed into an Omega-level mutant with massive telekinetic and telepathic powers, and she is known as Phoenix, but, no, clearly, she can not, fly.”

    well i dont know shit about XMEN, i just know that zombies cant fly

  • Skrunks
    October 26, 2009
    #53

    lol, I was being Sarcastic. Yes she can fly.

    It would be well within her power to fly up into space then blast the entire planet into oblivion. Or she could smash the moon into Earth. Or hurl the Earth inot the sun. Or eat the sun and watch as all the zombies are freeze dried.

    Or, my personal favorite. She smashes the moon into Earth, blasts the entire planet to bits, hurls the entire cloud of pebbelized Earth into the Sun, the eat’s the sun. Game over.

  • i dunno
    October 27, 2009
    #54

    “Or, my personal favorite. She smashes the moon into Earth, blasts the entire planet to bits, hurls the entire cloud of pebbelized Earth into the Sun, the eat’s the sun. Game over.”

    overkill much?

    seriously though, you dont need to go that far to fight zombies.
    aviation is key, zombies cant fly.
    thats why my plan for surviving the zombie apoocalypse involves zeppelins and boats. lots of them.

    now im assuming pheonix can summon a nuke or something similar, so…

    fly around whilst bombing with psychic A-bombs

  • Marche
    October 27, 2009
    #55

    Not when said zombies are the zombies of marvel characters that can fly and jump so high flight is not a problem.

  • i dunno
    October 27, 2009
    #56

    i dont count marvel zombies as zombies.

    since when could zombies fly?

  • Marche
    October 27, 2009
    #57

    Zombies are zombies.

    Smart zombies at that,they are reanimated corpses after all.
    Anyway,that’s the zombies we are using.

  • i dunno
    October 27, 2009
    #58

    ok….
    still, tradiditionally, zombies have no way to counter air units.
    then halo bends the rules with zombies that carry rocket launchers
    then marvel has a go with this stuff, of zombies with superpowers.
    and dont get me started on trigens

  • Skrunks
    October 27, 2009
    #59

    This is a crappy video from a mediocre game, but it gives you an idea of Dark Phenoix’ power:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLQUan8HWOA

    Even as Marvel Zombies, they don’t stand a chance against her. Like I said, smashes the moon into the Earth, Blows up the Earth, hurls the bits into the Sun, then eat’s the sun. She’s one of the most powerful beings in all of Marvel. The Phoenix Force supersedes Galactus, Eternity and Death in raw importance, and only the Living Tribunal is higher then her in the hierarchy of the Multiverse. She wins.

  • i dunno
    October 27, 2009
    #60

    ok, the video was errible quality, but i get the picture
    perhaps, orbital bombardment is more realistic for pheonix

  • Cpt Olimar
    October 27, 2009
    #61

    Skrunks, you hve just convinced me she loses this match. She has zero emotional control if that video was any indication. This match has two parts:
    1) can she destroy all of them ?
    and
    2)return Earth to a normal state?

    If she overreacts that much from one person she cared for dying, then she will never return Earth to a normal state… she will destroy it.

    Dark Phoenix cannot accomplish this task unless she can AND will control herself in such a manner.

  • Skrunks
    October 27, 2009
    #62

    I just noticed the ‘Return Earth to a normal state’.

    I hadn’t noticed that before. She would effortlessly swipe away all the zombies, but no, she couldn’t return earth to a normal state. Dark Phoenix is the Phoenix Force’s primal, instinctive side. Pure passion and anger. Dark Phoenix killed billion in the comics, and she would do the same to Earth if all the zombies were on it. White Phoenix is the good, pure meging of The Phoenix Force and Jean Grey, and White Phoenix can actually manipulate and isolate entire Timelines, but Dark Phoenix is that force on a destructive binge.

    Yes, she wipes all the Mutants out, but without her friends to calm her, she goes on a destructive rampage. Consuming star after star for all eternity until the Universe itself is snuffed out of existence.

  • Skrunks
    October 27, 2009
    #63

    As an after thought, perhaps after a billion years of feeding off stars and extinguishing life, perhaps she’ll come to realize what she’s done, and force herself into the White Phoenix in order to return it all to normal, since White Phoenix has the power to do it. But this is Dark Phoenix vs. Zombies. I think we need to call on Admin. Is Dark Phoenix stuck as Dark Phoenix or can she eventually completer her transformation and turn into White Phoenix?

    Nope, she is stuck as Dark Phoenix – Admin

  • Sam the heretic
    November 2, 2009
    #64

    Sweet. With that subtext,admin just won it for the zombies…

    Mission Plan: piss dark phoenix off

    method: just smile…

  • Skrunks
    November 18, 2009
    #65

    Well then, Dark Phoenix > Zombies, Dark Phoenix > Everything

    Interesting outcome.

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